Meet Riley 'Phantom' Calterran; one of Earth's assassains, even at the age of seventeen. But he remains unknown to the governments of the world. Why? His father, Jonathan Calterran, is currently the world's unknown head producer and distributor of drugs. Being in such a position makes him heir to his father's throne. But, one job his father sends him on goes terribly wrong, and he ends up in a strange new world. With multicolored ponies.

That have tattoos on their flanks and can talk.

But, Riley isn't stupid. He knows that in the fragile state the world is under, worshipping 'harmony' and without understanding of astrological physics, these ponies are stupider than he could have imagined. Phantom can finally get to see his wish come true…..

……To overthrow a government and take control……..

………If they stop using their cheap-ass magic…..