Chapters The Sh*t just hit the fan
The Sh*t just hit the fan
Ch. 1 The Sh*t Just Hit the Fan.
"FUCK!" I yelled when the first of my foes realized I was in the compound.
I rushed to the nearst cover bringing out my SCAR-H long barreled battle-rifle and putting away my sniper rifle of choice the Accuarcy International L96A3 Arctic Warfare. I found the nearest metal wall, and immediatly got behind it and blind firing trying to keep my foes down."Come on you DUMBASS why didn't you pay closer attention for motion sensors" I thought to myself before coming out of cover and engaging the South American terrorists rushing me with a pattern I remembered from training for optimum leathality 'Two to the chest, One to the head'.
I wasn't using the standard FMJ (Full Metal Jacket) rounds. The rounds I was using were jacketed hollow points for the 7.62x39 (.308), .338 Lapua, and my trusty pistol the Kimber custom elipse II .45 ACP suppressed extended mag pistol. My battle-raifle clicked empty and the foes were still pressing but there were only three left, so I took out my sidearm and easily picked them off.The I replaced the semi auto sidearm to the holster along the upper part of my thigh. With my current threat taken care of I ran through the objective of my mission.
My mission was to eliminate the 'mad' scientist Dr. Alberto Gabriel Rodrigo Alvarez. The reason for his elimination was because he created a teleporter that could send his terrorists to any location in the world for complete and total suprise for the intended target. Dr. Alvarez's lab is located deep within a unchartered section of the Amazon rain forest. I was selected for this mission because of my ability to operate by myself and my excessive use of fire power.
I ran in to a patrol of five men at the main gate and quickly dispatched them with my suppressed BR. After I entered the compound (which to my suprise was lightly guarded) I spotted him enter a building and I directed all of my cooped up anger at him. I saw the only other door in the building was at the end of the hall I was currently, so I moved as quickly and quietly as I could to the door.
I reached the door and immediatly kicked it down. When I entered the room the scientist was looking at a console. I stepped on some strange platform, leveled my sights, and fired. Before the sound of the shot was heard the bullet turned his head into soup of brains and blood with no cover. I holstered my handcannon when slumped over some lever and then there was a strange light and sound was emitted from the platform and then everthing went black.
Princess Celestia and Princess Luna were by themselves when a strange light appeared in the room. After a minute or so the light faded and there was an extremely tall (taller than Celestia) unicorn whose coat was midnight black and a strange pattern on his mane that was an alternating pattern of dark blue, dark grey and black in strange splotches with an even stranger cutie mark. His cutie mark was a eagle holding a trident, anchor and some sort of weapon and it was all gold. This unicorn also had a few strange looking sticks stapped to his body.
When my vision came back to me I was in front of two regal looking horses that were looking at me with expressions of shock and awe. I returned the same expression for 5 seconds and then my training kicked in and I reached for my pistol only to realise.... I HAD MOTHER FUCKING HOOVES! So in a desperate attempt to my dumb ass I tried thinking of how I could draw my pistol when I felt a strange sensation on my head and the pistol was wrapped in a strange black aura. I leveled the weapon when two bubbles formed around the horses and when I fired the bullet deflected off the bubble and then I was thrown against the far wall by larger of the two.
I had impacted the wall in less than a second and then she calmly walked up to me and asked "What is your name unicorn and how dare you attack my sister and I," while creating an unbearable heat in my fore hooves.
Because I had been called by my call sign for so long I forgot my real name so I answered both of her questions "My name is Lone Wolf and the reason I attacked you was I thought you were a threat," after answering I promptly passed out.
I woke up in a bed chamber with the two horses looking at me with worried expressions on their faces. They noticed I was waking up and were relived to see I was okay. The smaller of the two walked up to me when I noticed they both had horns and wings. She promptly said "I am sorry for what happened, but we thought you were an assassin paid by one of our enemies to break our country's will as well as the griffion's."
I processed what she said and then realized I had no fucking clue where I was so I looked at her and asked "Where on God's holy Earth am I and who the fuck are you two?"
She responded "Oh sorry my name is Princess Luna and that is my older sister Princess Celestia and what is this 'Earth' you speak of?"
I asked " Isn't this planet Earth?"
Celestia responed "This isn't planet Earth. This planet has no name, but you are in the country Equestria."
After I heard this news I promptly passed out from shock.
Author's Note: this is my first fan fic so it might not be too good but it might get better over time.
I got myself in another F***ing War
I got myself in another F***ing War
Ch. 2 I got myself in another F***ing War
I woke up a few hours later to see the younger princess panicing. When I was fully awake I asked "Why are you freaking out?"
Her expression softened when I woke up because she knew I could help and she responded " We are being attack by a pack of wolf soldiers and we need your help," as she was telling me this she handed me my gear. I was as gitty as a school girl when I got my weapons back. Then a pack of wolves broke through the door and with my magic I grabbed my BR and engaged the wolves with five shots. One for each of their heads and their heads popped like balloons sending brain matter, blood and chunks of their skulls back down the hallway.
I heard Luna scream and turned to see a wolf had come through the window. I drew my S&W with my magic brought the sight level with its head right above Luna's back and yelled " EAT LEAD YOU MOTHERFUCKER," which caught its attention before I fired. The large caliber handgun round obliterated the wolf's head where there was only a small spurt of blood coming out of the neck with the dying beats of its heart.
Celestia came in after hearing her sister scream and as she arrived she saw the gore left from my intervention against the wolves. She was in shock until I yelled "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! ITS TOO FUCKING DANGEROUS," I looked out the window and saw a small town and said " There that town go there it looks safer than here I will meet with you there when I am done here." Celestia and Luna nodded in agreement and teleported out of the castle to the town (which I later found out to be ponyville).
I ran into the hall while checking over my gear I noticed that my combat knife was still in its sheath on the side of my pistol holster. I removed the knife which had a 14in half serrated half smooth blade combat knife. I got a sadistic smile knowing that killing these wolves was about to get a hell of alot more fun and as I entered the area where fighting was taking place I got a sadistic smile.
I realized that my hand to hand combat with a few adjustments to the fighting style I could turn it to hoof to hoof combat. I snuck up on the first wolf taking pride in his recently claimed kill on a pony soldier. I wrapped my hoof around the base of his head and with my magic I floated out my knife and cut his head clean off. The other wolven soldiers took notice of me as well as the ponies. Two of the wolves rushed me and with the tweaks to my CQC fighting techniques they did't stand a chance. One got a knife through the eye and into the cranial cavity, and the other one got a hoof to the face followed up by a knife slash through the throat.
The rest of the wolf soldiers were focused on the guards ponies as I unslung my BR and I began to put rounds through the heads of each of the wolves when the oppurtunity prensented itself. After fighting for an hour the royal castle was clear of wolf soldiers and i asked one of the guards ponies what the name of the near by town I sent the Princesses to he replied that the town's name was Ponyville and it also held the bearers of some powerful weapons in their world called the "Elements of Harmony".
As I left the Royal city I noticed that there were hostiles moving down the road to Ponyville, but they weren't wolves. "No," I thought to myself, "they just had to have a combat unit sent by the enemy composed of FUCKING Grizzly bears." I slung my BR and took out my L96A3 and started lining up my first shot.
I fired my first shot vaporizing the 'lead' bear's head so that it was a fine red mist with chunks of brains sprayed everywhere else. The other bears were panicing after the first ones head exploded and it didn't take long for the other to meet the same fate as their 'leader'. I galloped from my postion to Ponyville as fast as I could so I could make sure the Princesses and the civies were safe.
I reached Ponyville just before dark and I was fucking tired. I got to an old Oak tree with a door cut into it before I collapsed hitting the side of my head against the door knocking myself out.
I awoke to see a lavender unicorn mare in the same room as me and as she saw me waking up she left the room in which immediatly after she left she burst back in with the two princesses in tow. Luna and Celestia were relieved to see that I was okay. I said "It's good to see that your all okay and my I ask who this is," moving my head to the lavender mare.
"My name is Twilight Sparkle," she said proudly, "and I am Celestia's protege and bearer of the Element of magic."
Upon hearing the final part of her introduction I let a loud sigh which confused allof them, but Celestia was the first to realize that my job of staying alive just got tougher because now I involuntarily accept a mission of protecting the Princesses and the "Elements of Harmony".
Celestia looked at me and the to Twilight and said "Go fetch your friends he is going to have to know who is going to protect from assassination attempts," and with a curt nod Twilight was off to fetch her friends.
Author's Note: My head hurts after coming up with two chapters in one day I will try to put up one or two more chapters by next week.
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Change in Job Description Assassin for US to Bodyguard for Ponies
Ch. 3 Change in Job Description Assassin for US to Bodyguard/Assassin for Ponies
As Twilight dashed out of the library Luna and Celestia started to ask questions about my 'Fire Staffs'. I was alittle annoyed when I was asked this at first, but then I remembered their guards were fighting with swords and not firearms so I realized that their weaponry is still in the middle ages.
After I did answer for a while I recieved an acidic look from Luna that looked like she was about to beat the living shit out of me since I was currently unarmed and out gunned in the aspect of magic.
"First off they are not called 'Fire Staffs'. They are called Firearms, guns, or boomsticks," I continued in calm manner so I didn't anger the regal sister, " they launch what is called a bullet with the ignition of a substance called gunpowder."
Luna and Celestia looked lost at my description so I didn't continue my explanation in a way I would explain to an idiot, " You pull this thing right here and it goes BOOM," I said as I pointed toward the trigger on the BR.
With that explanation completed Luna looked at me and asked, "So what is the world you come from like?"
Not wanting to explain Earth twice I decided to tell here in a kind manner "I wouuldn't want to explain Earth twice so I think it would better to wait for Twilight to return with her friends and explain it to everyone."
After a short pause Luna and Celestia nodded in agreement and I retrieved my weapons that were right next to the bed I was laying on. Once my weapons were on my back I calmed down a little. Even though I can kill someone with my hands-no wait errr- hooves I still felt defenseless without my guns. Now all we had to do was wait for Twilight to return.
--P.O.V of Twilight--
I dashed out of the library I decided to go to the Carousel Boutique first and retrieve Rarity. I ran to the door and knocked still trying to remain polite. After knocking I heard the door unlock and Rarity standing there. Upon seeing me, Rarity said, "Oh Twilight it is so nice to see darling how can I help you?"
I responded, " Rarity come with me I will explain why I came to get you when we get to the library, and do you know if Rainbow Dash is nearby?"
Rarity answered in a nonchalant tone, "she is sleeping on that cloud right there," pointing to a nearby cloud.
I yelled at Rainbow to get down and when she did she about to ask 'What's your problem Twi?!' but I told what I told Rarity and then proceded to gather the rest of my friends.
After about 30 minutes I had retrieved my friends and returned to the Library. When she opened the door she saw the tall and mysterious black unicorn wandering around the library while the princesses were having a conversation on the other side of the room. All my friends stared at the unicorn stallion that was taller than Celestia with fear and curiosity. He hadn't noticed our pesence, but Rainbow Dash being Rainbow Dash thought he was holding the sister hostage and that he was a spy to the enemies of Equestria and dashed off to tackle him letting out a war cry.
--P.O.V Lone Wolf--
I heard a war cry and my body went into combat mode. I located the the threat which was a pegasus pony that was a cyan color with a rainbow mane charging me with the intent of doing damage. The sister tried to stop her but it was to no avail. When she reached me I ducked and through a punch to her stomach. She lost all control and crahed into the far wall with an impact that shook the whole tree.
I turned around and as I was doing so I drew my baby the Kimber. I saw an orange pony take the same intiative, but the princesses were successful in stopping this one.
Luna walked up to me and in the most soothing voice I ever heard she said that the were Twilight's friends. I relaxed and apologized to the cyan pony who just recovered from my punch. The new ponies that arrived introduced themselves. After that I got there names straight in my head. The cyan one was called Rainbow Dash, the orange one was called Applejack (she also had an accent that sounded like she was from Texas), the pink one was called Pinkie Pie and the white one was called Rarity.
After their introductions I said, "Pleased to meet you all. My name is Lone Wolf and I am not from Equestria, and to answer one of y'alls many questions yes I am a soldier."
I then proceded to tell them where I was from, what I did and my new job here now that I am stuck in this world. I also noticed that protecting these ponies were going to be the most difficult mission I have ever had. After processing this though I muttered "Fuck why can't I jsut be back at base after completeing that fucking assassination mission."
And the hardest mission of my career started and it wasn't difficult because of the enemies it was difficult because I didn't have enough bullets and I was going to have to figure out how to make more.
A/N: I got an editor who is going to try and give my chapters more pazzaz and correct any mistakes I made while writing this and another thing 'Will Lone Wolf figure out how to get more ammo keep reading and find out'.
Ch.4 Lay of the Land
As I sat down and answered all the questions of why I am here the questions finally reached the inevitable ones that I was hoping I didn't have to answer.
Twilight asked,"So where are you from originally?"
"I'm from a state called Texas in the country of the United States of America in the continent of North America on the planet Earth.," I replied somewhat irratated. Applejack looked at me skeptically but finally accepted that answer.
Then, Applejack asked, "So Ah wanna kno' wat yer job was in these United States of America?"
I answered with a statement I would have said to anyone, " I was a soldier in the U.S., more specifically I was a Navy SEAL an-"
Pinkie Pie interuppted, " OH SO YOU WERE A SEAL IN YOUR HOME?"
"No SEAL stands for sea, air, an-"
"Air but you don't have any wings so you can't do stuff in the air like me the BEST AND FASTEST FLIER IN EQUESTRIA!" Rainbow dash clearly stated.
"Air in SEAL mean air insertion not that I can fly and basically that means I would jump out of planes with a parachute or get inserted by helicopter. Also before you ask a plane and a helicopter are flying vehicles and a parachute is a device that will slow down a decent to the ground." I stated some what irritated by this cocky pony.
I continued with, " My job specifically in the SEALs, which means Sea, Air and Land, was that I was an assassin that would be inserted in to enemy territory to eliminate enemies of the U.S."
They all gasped in shock, but suprisingly the prissy one Rarity was the first to overecome this shock and ask, " My what is that horrid outfit you are wearing darling?"
I looked at her quizically and asked what outfit (I thought I didn't have any clothes on). Her horn lit up and a mirror appeared in front of me and I saw I still had the shirt of my combat fatigues.
I responded, "Oh this is my combat fatigue shirt and it is not meant to be stylish it is meant to keep me invible to the prying eyes of my enemy at night, which is my preferred time to operate, and also to be comfortable and inhibit movement."
Fluttershy asked so quietly that no one heard her but my attuned hearing hear her ask, "So what's your cutie mark mean?"
I looked towards my flank and noticed the picture on my flank. I said "Oh this is the Navy SEAL logo."
The final question came from Celestia "What kind of pony are you?"
I remembered from looking in the mirrion that I was about 6'6" to my shoulder so there was only one equine breed that I could be. "First off I am not a pony I am a draft horse," Applejack was about to say something but I cut her off, " draft horses for you may be big ponies, but where I come from draft horses are bigger than most humans and the specific draft horse I am is the Clydesdale."
After that question Twilight said she needed to go to the market and get groceries and I said I should go with her. After she thought it over she said it would be fine. Then she asked why I wanted to go anyway and said it was so I could get the lay of the land and the area I was defending my V.I.P's in.
Walking through the town got me alot of weird looks from the citizens of Ponyville. The town was extremely bright in its color choice so it annoyed me alot. All of the ponies had marks on thier flank but I believe mine is the only one related to killing people.
Twilight stopped at several stalls get various fruits and vegetables from the different stalls. Upon seeing this I decided to check the structure of my teeth. Running my tongue along my teeth I was suprised when I discovered that I still had incisors. With this I thought why were my teeth the same as when I was a human. I was about to ask Twilight a question when there was a loud howl.
I looked to the direction of the howl when the wolves and some other K-9 looking warriors. I drew my BR and I prepared to dish out some serious pain.
A/N My editor is having trouble trying to access my story eventhough I set a password for him to get in can someone PM me expalining how he can get in my story.
Diamond Dog Raid of Ponyville
Ch. 5 Diamond Dog Raid on Ponyville
"The mongrels are ready to attack the pony settlement Colonel," said a short but heavily muscled white wolf.
"Good maybe these mongrels can do what the bears couldn't," replied a larger black wolf with a scar running along the right side of his face.
"Should I join the mongrel charge Col. Steelfang," asked the white wolf.
"No you will stay with me Cpt. White Demon just incase there is a extremely dangerous warrior is among ponies," answered Col. Steelfang, "If we end up dying the wolven army will collapse."
White Demon smiled but it wasn't a smile of gratitude but a smile of manical aspects which Steelfang returned showing the two steel canines that replaced the ones he lost along time ago.
Steelfang looked towards his Diamond Dog horde and shouted, "Bring me the heads of the ponies so-called 'Elements of Harmony'." With the command complete the Diamond Dogs cheered in unison and charged towards Ponyville.
White Demon turned to Steelfang and said, "Let there be a river of pony blood straight to the wolven capital."
I heard a loud shout which came from a nearby hill. As I turned to the hill I saw a large rush of canine beings, but these beings were not wolves no they looked more like dogs. I looked to Twilight and asked, " What are those dog things coming down the hill?"
She had worried look on her face and she responded, "Those 'dog things' are Diamond Dogs."
As they drew closer I could see that they had weapons and they were out for blood. As soon as I spotted the weapons my mind registered the dogs as a hostile threat and I immediately drew my knife preparing for alot of hoof to paw combat. Then my mind registered I had one of V.I.P's with me. I looked at Twilight who was frozen in fear when sh saw the dogs were out for blood. I saw this fear but I shouted, "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!" With that she had her wits return to her and she immediately fled for the library to be in te princesses' protection.
Turning back to the horde of dogs I thought "Well shit I don't have enough bullets for something like this so it's straight up knife fighting."
While most of the ponies fled from the incoming threat that the dogs imposed, but these guys where nothing compared to what I have seen. Some dogs had noticed me standing there and probably thought I was frozen in fear. Realizing this is what they thought I decided to seperate them from the main group, so I fled to a nearby alley and prepared for my next kills. The dogs arrived shortly after expecting an easy pony to kill but what happened was the leader of the group got my knife through his left eye sending blood, brains and fluid that is housed in the eye down my knife. The second dog 10ft behind the leader thought my weapon stuck and it was for a very short while, but with mebeing a unicorn I had another very effective weapon placed on my head.
When the second dog got al closer I could see he looked like I pitbull but that didn't really matter to me because I have had to dispatch attack dogs at close range before. He rose his sword to cut my head off, but I, being a highly trained killer, took this opportunity to jab my horn through the top of his skull. There was a sickening crunch sound when my horn penetrated his skull and some small red ribbions of blood left his skull when I removed my horn. The finally two dogs that came into the alley were terrified after I had dispatched the last dog. While they were frozen in fear and disgust of what had happened I had freed my knife and thrown it into the head of the larger of the two final dogs in the alley and charged the smaller one. I reached the smaller dog in no time at all (after arriving in Ponyville I realized that I was larger than an average horse, so I deduced I was a draf horse more importantly a Clydesdale), and he looked like an over grown Chihuahua. The dog was still terribly afraid when I reached him and only decided to run when I brought my front right hoof down upon his head making it pop like a water ballon but instead of water going everywhere blood and brain matter covered the nearby walls and my lower body.
After Killing the four dogs that followed me into the alley I trotted back into the main street to see that the royal guardsmen had arrived and were killing the rest of the Diamond dog horde. Seeing that my help wasn't needed, because the guardsmen looked like they were butchers at a meat factory, I turned to look at the hill to see two wolves, one tall and black and the other short and white, and the black one looked like he was pissed off, and then he noticed me and it looked like the 'I'm going to kill you' mock throat cut from where I was situated. After the two wolves left I returned to the library to see if everyone was okay, but upon opening the door I got hit by a dual telekinetic wave from Luna and Celestia throwing me at least 50ft. Luna was the first to have realization dawn upon her face and she rushed over to me and said "We are so sorry. We didn't know it was you."
In the most calm and soothing voice I could come up with I replied, "It's okay you didn't know it was me, so I don't hold you and your sister at fault."
Both of the sisters calmed a bit after my reply. Then a pegasus who looked like a royal guardsmen scout flew in and reported something to Celestia. Her features turned grim and she asked, " Have you every seen a metal beast that breaths fire out of a long snout and makes a loud boom and has the name 'Titan's Wrath' written upon its side?"
"Yes I have and you better let me deal with this because we have lots of them where I come from."
I thought to myself, 'How did James Riley and his tank get here and it will be good to see an old friend.'
"I will need this scout to show me where the 'beast' is because it takes some people to control it and I know who controls this specific 'beast'."
Luna asked with uncertainty evident in her voice, " Somepony can control that beast?"
"Yes someone does," I coolly replied.
I looked to the scout and asked, " Shall we go I can't keep the master of the 'beast' waiting." He nodded and we left the library and head towards James's M1A2 Abrams tank.
When we were just outside of Ponyville the scout asked, "From the way you say beast I take that it isn't really a beast, is it?"
"No, it's not. Where I am from it is called a tank and from the specific country I am from we have our own version of the tank called the M1A2 Abrams main battle tank"
"So I am guessing it is a war machine?"
"Correct it is, but I wouldn't be too worried because I am friends with the commander of this tank and his crew, and be glad y'all aren't advanced in technology because if someone othe than him could operate that tank one side would be at a serious disadvantage."
The scout looked at me quizically. Seeing this I continued, "Basically if your enemis could figure out how to control and effectively operate the tank you would lose because they could wipeout both princesses and the elements with one shot." After I explained it more he was horrified.
After walking for two hours we came to the tanks location and James was sitting up top getting some fresh air. He spotted the scout and I and he started to panic and started shouting orders in to the tank at his crew.
Thinking qiuckly I shouted, "HEY JAMES DON'T WORRY ITS ME!"
"WAIT ADAM IS THAT REALLY YOU!"
"YEAH ITS ME AND BEFORE YOU ASK YES I KNOW I AM A CLYDESDALE!"
After our little shout was down he had the tank driven towards my current position and turned the tank off. He and the rest of his crew climbed out of the tank. His crew was shocked to see me as a draft horse, but didn't ask any questions.
"Before we can talk James I need you to come back with me to a settlement near here."
"Okay. Sounds good to me."
I looked to the gaurd who was standing mouth agape and stareing at the crew of 4 white, 6 ft tall and muscular marines still in their human form and I guessed they didn't have humans here and I was jealous of my friends because they somehow found a loop hole in the system of getting here. After I coughed to get the scout's attention I asked, "Shall we introduce my comrades to the princesses in Ponyville?" He nodded slowly and w hopped on the tank to begin the trip back to Ponyville.
A/N: Okay so we finally see that Adam AKA Lone Wolf isn't the only person from Earth in Equestria, but how will James react when he meets the rest of the crew.
Ch. 6: Calm Before the Storm
The walk/ride back to Ponyville was rather uneventful. James still couldn't wrap his head around the fact that this world was inhabited by setient animals. I decide to ask James a question since he probably would know the answer, "James do you know how to make gun powder, casing and bullets?"
He nodded and said "Yeah but I don't think you're gonna need to know how to do that."
"Why?"
"When my crew and I got transported here we had used all but one of our sabot and had six HE rounds left, but when we first arrived we decided to check our ammo for damage and we some how had a full stock of sabot, HE and HEAT rounds also both turrets had full ammo after we arrived here and our loader said that after he removed a shell it was instantly replaced with another."
Hearing this info I thought back to the times I had used my fire arms and realized that I never heard the distinctive 'CLICK' of an empty pistol or AR after firing the alotted number of shots for a clip. I thought that I was too hyped up on adrenaline to notice the click. So upon hearing this new information, I had 13 shots in my pistol because of the extended magazine 1 in the chamber 12 in the magazine.
I pointed the pistol at a target and fired thirteen times and the slide didn't lock back but I wasn't worried because this had happened before, but I was worried after I pulled the trigger 3 more times that there wasn't the distinctive click for an empty pistol. I took out the clip and looked to see there were still bullets in the clip.
"Well I'll be damned James you were right I guess the magic in this world somehow doesn't let us run out of bullets," I accidently touched the barrel and man was it hot, "FUCK! But it does absolutly nothing to dampen barrel so be careful or we will have to find out how to make new barrels fo my guns and your tank."
James nodded in agreement and replied, "Yeah I am glad I found you before w tested out that possibility because it would be very difficult to make a tank barrel without the proper materials."
"Fuck your right it would be diffucult to make the proper tempered steel for my gun's barrels."
The scout looked on in confusion because the ponies trained in archery didn't have an infinite amout of arrow to fire so h decided to ask, "Are you positive that you have an unlimited supply of 'ammo' as you call it?"
"Yeah because my handgun's special magazine only holds 12 rounds and has 1 in the chamber but some how I fired off 16 rounds."
"Same goes for my tank's ammo and it's fuel because when we got here we only had enough to return from our mission so we should hav run out of fuel about ten minutes before you got to our position because we were driving around when our tank got attack by those wolves."
"GODDAMNIT! FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME I TOLD YOU THEM ANIMALS AIN'T FUCKING WOLVES THEY'RE FUCKING WEREWOLVES!"
"JIM SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WATCH YOUR GUN'S SCOPE! FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME WE ARE IN A FUCKING WORLD WITH TALKING PONIES!"
"What is a 'werewolf'?"
"They're a mythical creature that is created when a person gets infected with some mysterious disease that makes them transform at night into a beast that isn't all human and isn't all wolf," I replied.
"Okaaay, but these are just normal wolves."
"Don't worry about that most of us already understand that this isn't like Earth."
"What is 'Earth'?"
"That's where Adam and I come from."
"Oh! Okay."
'WOW! The scout took this better than I thought he would,' I thought.
After a fairly unueventful walk back to Ponyville we made it to Twilight's library/house with everything in very good condition and a royal guardsman understanding where we came from a little bit more. When the tank stopped outside of the library cyan blur came out of the library to halt any threat, and let's just say a high speed impact on your head with several tonnes of tank is fucking hilarious. When James saw what happened he was laughing so hard he fell of the tank which caused even more laughter from him and everyone else on the scene except the groaning Rainbow Dash still recovering from the heavy impact.
"So this is the weapon you were talking about," said Celestia after seeing the tank.
"Yeah this is the tank and man is it cool when this bad boy fires," I respond.
"Yeah but it is nowhere near as cool as me. THE FASTEST FLIER IN ALL OF EQUESTRIA!" exclaimed a now recovered Rainbow Dash.
I suddenly got very afraid because I knew James was a very competitive person and the one thing you didn't want to do is challenge his tank to anything because he can make were you are at a big disadvantage. Before I could get a word out James said, "If YOU are so fast lets see IF you can go faster than one of this tanks projectiles!"
"I can out run any arrow any day of the week!"
"This doesn't shoot arrows but okay lets see how fast you REALLY are."
Rainbow Dash and the tanks gun lined up with the hill that I spotted the two wolven commandrs of the Diamnd Dog attack. I got between the two and got ready to start the count down. But before I started to count I asked, "Rainbow are you sure you want to do this because you don't really understand how fast the tank's shell fies?"
"Nothing can outrun me!"
"Fine. OKAY ARE YOU READY FOR THE RACE BETWEEN RAINBOW DASH AND THE TANKS MAIN CANNON!"
Several of Ponyvilles residents heard the challenge so they came to watch, and I smirked because they were all in for a suprise when the tanks cannon. They all responed with cheers for Rainbow to win.
"OKAY! 3...2....1.... GO!"
Rainbow took off at full speed and was half way to the tree when the cannon roared and merely half a second later the explosion of a HEAT shell could be heard and all the ponies present including Rainbow were scared shitless and were also in awe that Rainbow lost. James came out of the top hatch and yelled "FUCK YEAH! SUCK IT!"
I started laughing once again but I knew that this was all just the calm before the storm because James and I were going to sneak off later and kill the wolven leaders.
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Sometimes hurting others is the best way to save them and the beginning to an invasion.
CH. 7 Let the Six Man Invasion Begin
After our little competetion was over everyone began to disperse until it was just James, his crew and I. I began to explain to James and his crew that he would need to park the main battle tank near the Northern edge of town because we needed to go North to reach the home country of the wolven attackers and raze their capital to the ground. After I explained the plan to him I said "No one can know about this especially the princesses because even though they are at war they don't look like they want and invasion to happen by someone under their authority, so we need to keep this on the down low and it would be easier if you park the tank at least half a mile out of town so we don't wake anyone up when we leave."
He nodded in affirmation and set off to park the tank while I went back to the library to have some R-and-R before H-hour. Upon arriving at the library I could hear the princesses and the girls talking, but I only caught the end of the conversation, "...but if this keeps up and more of the wolves come in with invasions Discord might break free!"
I decided to make my entrance right then but still act like I hadn't heard their conversation. After hearing about this new threat being discussed I knew I needed to find out more about this Discord fella and when the time comes remove him from the equation...permanently.
"Oh hey how are you guys?"
"We're fine and we were just about to come and look for you where have you been?" responded Celestia.
"I was talking to James to come up with the best defense stadegy that can be emplemented with a tank."
"O.K. So what did you and James come up with?" asked Twilight.
"Well, James is gonna set up on the Northside of Ponyville a few miles out of town because he can engage the invaders when they are in the large open area proceeding the everfree forest."
"What makes you think that the wolves will come from the North and not the South or the East or the West?"
"Because one big reason and that reason is that ponies are too afraid to get near the forest let alone go inside to patrol it. Wouldn't you invade through an area feared by your enemy to get the upper hand Princesses?"
Luna and Celestia looked at each other for a short while before nodding in agreement to my statement. So far the lie I have been putting upmis working, but from what I heard I have to be careful around that orange pony 'Applejack is what I believe her name was.' Since I heard she is able to tell when someone is lying so she maybe able to see through my ruse.
Nightfall rapidly approached when I spent my time chatting with Luna over various topics ranging from what my hobbies were when I wasn't on a mission to what she did for fun when she wasn't dealing with politics and well everything inbetween was comparing the politics of our different worlds. I for one enjoyed the conversations with Luna and she looked like she did too, butTwilight wasn't the happiest because she didn't get to ask about human anatomywhen my conversation with Luna because 'I had to go to bed.' After I had walked to my room I waited until everyone was still and no sound was being made was when I decided to make my move to meet James and head towards the Wolven capital and end the conflict with these annoying mongrels. Since Twilight had let me stay in her basement I could leave easily without having to worry about passing someone's room with to much noise. I made it to the front door no problem but then I heard a soft noise from upstairs, barely audible but I could still hear it. I turned to see who was at the top of the stair case and spotted Princess Luna standing there looking at me with worry in her eyes.
"What are you doing? I thought you were going to bed?"
"I was but then I decided I needed to check on James since he would be staying in the field for a while."
"I can tell that you were lying when you told my sister and Twilight your defense stradegy. So what is your real stradegy?"
'Damn only if I knew she could since the sincerity of one's statement I would of hidden my true plan better,' I thought as I let out a stressful sigh. "Okay you caught on to my lie, but the only reason I lied was because I knew Celestia wouldn't approve of my true plan," this drew a questioning look from Luna, "My real plan is to take the tank with James and his crew and sneak out in the dead of night when I thought everyone would be asleep so we could invade the Wolven capital and wipe from the face of the Earth and end one prong of this war I've heard about and if the time comes eliminate the Discord fella you were discussing with your sister and Twilight."
Luna's face turned into one of complete disappointment, "I believed you trusted my sister and I better than you actually do. I guess I was wrong on my intial assessment of you. Do whatever you wish from now on your assistance will no longer be needed, my sister and I will defend Ponyville." And with that final statement she left her spot at the top of the stairway returning to her room.
After she left me to my thoughts I let out a sigh of relief because she made the right desicion not to associate herself with me because the only people that can be near me as friends and survive are the crew of a main battle tank, so now she would have to deal with the heartbreak of one of her dear friends getting hurt because of my unlucky aura. With on last sigh in the main foyer of the library I opened the door and left to change the tide of a war.
After I left the library it took me about fifteen minutes to reach the field where James was waiting. Upon seeing me approach he started up the tank and his crew was at full alert status. As I neared the tank I gave him a nod that everything was a go and that we weren't going to be followed. When I finally reached the tank I hopped on to the turret and we set off into the Everfree forest where no pony was brave enough to travel.
We had been in the forest for probably thirty minutes before James's resident consipracy theorist started to get nervous, but that was normal for him when they were on alert status. I also began to think that maybe if I told the truth earlier Luna and I could still be friends, but then again the only friends of mine that survived a mission where the crew of the tank I was currently riding on so I decided it was for the best and maybe I could make amends when I returned, but until then I had an invasion to think about.