Chapters Jeff the Killer Pony (Crappier Story)
Porlogue
A house stood in the darkness of Manehatten. A couple had just fallen asleep in their rooms. However the front door creaked open and hoofsteps were heard coming up the stairs. The female pony heard them and checked to see what it was. As she approached the door a knife thrust into her heard and she bled to death. The male pony was getting worried about the female and he went to check however when he opened the door he stared into the last thing he would ever see. A pale white pony who's eyelids seemed to be singed off and large bloody smile cut into. The pony was wearing a gray hoodie and had black spikey hair and had knife in his hoof with blood dripping from it. The last thin he saw and heard was the pony lifting the knife above it's head and saying in a growling voice,
"GO. TO. SLEEP."
The knife then stabbed into the poor ponies head and the white pony stared marvelously at his handiwork. He then saw a newspaper at the mat and picked it up and he read,
"Elements of Harmony do it again. Save the Crystal Empire from King Sombra. Hmmmmmm. Looks I'm taking a trip to Ponyville. Get ready Elements. HERE. COMES. JEFF!"
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Jeff the Killer Pony (Crappier Story)
It was a usual morning in Ponyville, everypony in town was doing their usual duties as always. Especially one Rainbow Dash who was busting clouds to make the skies clear and was enjoying it. After her job was done she decided to take a quick nap. Suddenly out of nowhere a scream came out of nowhere. She flew over to where the screaming came from and what she saw was an absolute horror. A pony, male, dead, multipe stab wounds all over his body and a giant message written in blood that read:
GO. TO. SLEEP.
"What the buck?! I gotta get the police." Dash said and dashed towards the police station.
The newspapers were going all over Ponyville recalling the terrible murder of the poor pony. Ponies then locked their doors and windows to keep the perpetrator out. Even Applejack kept her doors and windows locked.
Scootaloo was on edge at the Ponyville Orphanage. Ever since the news got out that a psychotic killer was loose in Ponyville she hasn't come out of her room since. As she was shivering in fear in her bed she could have sworn she heard a door squeaking open. She came out of her room and saw a trail of blood leading downstairs. After going the steps she heard some sort of sick laughter. She turned to the right and saw an entire bloody mess.
"What the?" She said disgusted.
"Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh." A voice went out.
"Who's there?" Scootaloo asked.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha." The voice went again.
Lightning then flashed and the bloody mess was in fact the dead bodies of Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle.
"Oh my Celestia. No... no no no no no no no no." Scootaloo rambled.
Suddenly a knife thrust right through Scootaloo's stomach and she was bleeding out of control and the last thing she saw was a crazed face with a bloody smile and it saying,
"Shhhhhhhh. Go to sleep."
Jeff the Killer Pony (Crappier Story)
The Great and Slaughtered Trixie
Again the newspapers were all over and they told that the killer struck again and at the orphange. The victims were Apple Bloom, Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle. Applejack, Rainbow Dash and Rarity were the most upset. Applejack seemed to take her frustration and anger on her applebucking, Dash seemed to make clouds out of whoever she thought was the killer and then bucked it and Rarity wouldn't stop crying or come out of her room.
Twilight was reading through every book she knew about killers who planted multiple stab wounds on their victims and then she came upon an article.
"Jeff the Killer Pony?" She said confused.
She read through that Jeff the Killer Pony was a legend and myth. They say that his family were newcomers to Ponyville long ago. Jeff and Liu were always picked and Jeff had some violent impulses at times and when they happened he'd loose it and beat up the bullies and Liu was blamed and arrested. Then the next time they came around they tackled Jeff to the ground and started pumeling him to a pulp. Then right then and there the young ponies' mind snapped and he viciously killed them but not before one of them set fire to his face. At the hospital his face was an absolute horror and then he cut a bloody smile on his new face and burnt off his eyelids. Then he slaughtered his entire family and ran off never to be seen again. Some ponies though say that he's been mostly seen in Manehatten.
"SPIKE!!!" Twilight shouted and the little asisstant came down the stairs.
"What is it Twi?" He asked.
"Read this. I think I might have a primary suspect on the killings." She explained.
After reading the article about Jeff he was pretty freaked out about a pony who went psycho after being pumeled to the ground and then kills his entire family and disappears.
"You actually think this pony could have done these killings. He's a myth for pete's sake." Spike said doutful.
"Have I ever been one to make things up?" Twilight asked.
"I guess not." The purple dragon said.
As if on cue then the lights went out and an insane laughter was filled when the lights came back on a bloody message was drilled on the wall. It read:
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT TRYING TO DEDUCE ME, TWILIGHT.
A traveling wagon was going through the dark ally's of Canterlot and inside was the once Great and Powerful Trixie.
'That no good Twilight thinks she could embaress me the Great and Powerful Trixie?! Well she'll get what she deserves.' She thought to herself.
Suddenly the wagon came to an abrupt stop and she was tossed outside and it started raining.
"What the buck? What cause trixie's wagon to stop?" The traveling magician asked.
She looked at the wheels couldn't find the source of her wagon stopping. Suddenly she heard hoofsteps spashing in puddles and came about but didn't see who was there. Then suddenly she looked at a puddle that had a few blood squirts in it. Then the lightning flashed and suddenly she was looking into the reflection of a white face with a bloody smile and creepy eyes. She turned around and the face was there as well and it was attachted to a pony with a gray hoodie on. And the scariest cutie mark of all: A bloody smile with a knife behind it and it was bloody. The psycho pony then pulled a knife from his coat pocket and put it up to the frightened magician's neck and said,
"Ssssssssshhhhhh. Just go to sleep."
"Who are you? Get that knife off of Trixie's neck!" The magician shouted.
"You seem to have a lot of anger in you. And not a smile to be seen. I'll have to fix that. Two quick slices and I'll be done." The crazed killer said. He then raised his knife and stabbed it into Trixie's head and watched as the poor boastful pony bled to death. He then sliced a bloody smile onto the dead Trixie and went off into the night.
Jeff the Killer Pony (Crappier Story)
The Grand Galloping Massacre
Twilight was devastated after reading the latest newspaper. The killer struck again but this time he struck in Canterlot and the victim was Trixie Lulamoon. She a had stab wound in her head and a smile was cut onto her face.
'I know she's a boastful type and a bit of a jerk but she didn't deserve something as extreme as this.' Twilight thought to herself.
She then remembered that the Grand Galloping Gala was tonight and she was excited but still a little bit disapointed for all the murders. She then got dressed in her Gala dress and then waited for Spike to come down and they exited their home to meet up with their friends.
In an old abandoned house in the darkest part of Ponyville Jeff the Killer Pony was sitting in a seat and drinking whiskey bottles left and right.
'Ohhhh. That feels so good. I'm proud of my murders but I still haven't gotten to the Elements of Harmony.... I know that in my gut that tonight is the night that I slaughter those six ponies.' Jeff thought to himself.
Suddenly a newspaper appeared out of nowhere. The psychotic pony then lifted his hood off to reveal a unicorn horn and a bloody red and gray aura went around it and he lifted the paper and read that the Grand Galloping Gala was happening tonight and that the Elements of Harmony were gonna be there.
"Heh. Stroke of luck. Thank you... Lady Luck." The psycho pony said and then slipped into the night.
"Oh boy. I can't believe I got invited to the Grand Galloping Gala" A stallion said.
"Too bad you're not gonna arrive in time." A voice said. Suddenly a knife thrust right through the stallion's stomach and then the attacker, Jeff, tossed the body into a dumpster and stole his golden ticket.
"Hm. Now where am I gonna find tux at this hour." Jeff said to himself.
He then looked across the street to find a clothes store.
"Can't go in there looking like me. ... Hate to admit it but.... Hey Jeffrey. I need a tux and I can't get in there. Think you can do it?" Jeff said to himself.
'I don't know.... Oh alright.' The voice who was obviously the former Jeffrey said.
Suddenly Jeff's pale white skin was turning into a blueish color and his bloody smile washed away and his eyelids came back and his black mane turned orange. Jeff the Killer had become his past self: Jeffrey. Secretly in his mind it hadn't gone all completely insane only half of it. One half contatined his psychotic side Jeff the Killer and the other contained his sanity side, Jeffrey. These two sides have been constantly battling each other seeing who would have complete control over the body. Eventually the two decided to share. If ever Jeff needed Jeffrey to take over he'd be more than happy to oblige and vice-versa.
Jeffrey walked into the clothes store and asked,
"Can I get a tuxedo? I'm heading to the Grand Galloping Gala."
Then an employee came out of nowhere and said,
"Right this way ... Mr...."
"Jeffrey."
"Mr. Jeffrey. Follow me." The employee said.
Jeffrey must have gone through tons of tuxedos until found one that was just his style: a gray tuxedo with a hood attached.
"I'll take this one please." He said.
"Huh. You know your the first somepony to ever ask about buying it. It didn't sell out very well and we only had one. But since your so interested it's on the house." The employee said.
"Thank you." Jeffrey said.
He then grabbed the tux and put it on and walked outside.
'Hmmm. Looks pretty good Jeffrey.' Jeff said.
"You don't say." Jeffrey said sarcastically.
'Okay it's my turn.' The psycho side said.
"No way I've only been here for a couple minutes. I want to know what it's like to party." The sane side said.
'*Groan* fine. But once your done having fun I'm stepping in and the bloodbath will begin. Discreetly.' The psycho side said.
"Thanks Jeff." The sane side said and then took off towards Canterlot.
The Mane Six were so excited... They have waited days and weeks for this moment and it came... The Grand Galloping Gala. They couldn't believe it. Twilight was the most excited when her mentor Princess Celestia came over to them.
"Princess Celestia!" Twilight said excited.
"Twilight! It's so lovely to see my star student." Celestia said.
"Oh, I'm so excited to be here! We have so much to catch up on." Twilight said.
"Well, I want you right by my side the entire evening, so we'll have plenty of time together." The sun princess said.
"That's just what I was hoping you'd say." The lavender unicorn said.
The six then seperated to do what they wanted to do at the gala.
Jeffrey walked right into the castle and said to himself,
"I've never seen such a grand castle before."
'I've seen better.' Jeff said.
"What would you know?" Jeffrey said.
The shy pony then trotted up the stairs to where the party was and viewed all the ponies here. There was even a classical band and one playing a cello. He read up on the files of Ponyville once and knew that this was Octavia. She had a best friend and roomate named Vinyl Scratch also known as DJPON-3. Suddenly the entire music was interrupted by a pink earth pony with really puffy hair and tail and she was singing a song about being at the gala.
"I'm at the Grand Galloping Gala, I'm at the Grand Galloping Gala, I'm at the Grand Galloping Gala, It's all I ever dreamed. It's all I ever dreamed, woo hoo! It's all I ever dreamed, yippee! I'm at the Grand Galloping GalaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA! [pause] It's all I've ever... dreamed? " She singed but then stopped and noticed no-one was clopping.
"Hey there. That's a .... very... interesting song there." Jeffrey said.
"Well at least SOMEPONY appreciates this song. Who are you?" The pink pony asked.
"Um... My names Jeffrey or Jeff." The shy pony said.
"I'm Pinkie Pie, party thrower extroadinere." The pink pony said.
"Hm. That's a very ... interesting smile." The gray pony said.
"Why thanks. Never got that compliment before." Pinkie said.
"Well... I knew this one pony who liked smiling so much....... He cut a smile onto his face and then burnt his eyelids off so he could always look at it." The gray pony said suspiciously.
Pinkie was a little confused and yet at the same time shocked. Somepony who cut a smile onto his own face and then burnt his eyelids off so he could always look at it?
"Uh..... Eh heh heh.... At least he was confident." Pinkie said nervously.
"....... Say now that a get a good look haven't we met somewhere before?" Jeff asked.
"I don't think so." The pink pony said.
Just then a flashback occured in Jeff's mind.
Jeff had gotten to Billy's house and his parents told him to play outside with the other fillies. It was there he noticed a pony his age and was sure going a bit overboard with the party supplies. She was blowing noisemakers, throwing streamers and she had some sort of cannon that fired party supplies. He decided to introduce himself to her.
"Um.... Hello there."
"*GASP* Whyhellothere!Howareyou?!Myname'sPiniePieandI'mapartythrowerextroadinere.WhenIheardthatlittleBillywashavingapartyIjusthadtothrowoneofmysupeduperpinkieparties.I'msoexcitedtomeetnewponiesjustlikeyousowhat'syourname?!" The teen pony was saying at a fast rate. Jeff could barely understand what the heck she was saying so he just said,
"Um..... Jeff. My family got invited here and they told me to play with the other fillies."
"That must be so exciting meeting new ponies. By the way I'm new here to Ponyville in fact I just moved here a couple hours ago." Pinkie said.
"I'm new to Ponyville as well. I've been here for a couple months." The young Jeff said.
"That's so exciting." The party pony said.
"Yeah I'm just trying to fit in." The soon to be crazed pony said.
Pinkie detected some grief in his voice.
"Something wrong Jeffy Weffy?" She asked.
"Huh... It's nothing." Jeff said.
"Come on Jeffy. You can tell me anything, besides we're friends now." Pinkie said.
"Huh? I've never actually had a friend before. All I had was my parents and brother. I mean look at me... I'm a teen and I still don't have my cutie mark." The now depressed pony said showing her his blank flank.
"Don't worry about that. You're sure to be talented at something. Maybe your brother could give you an idea." Pinkie said.
"...... I don't think so. Not for the next year. He's in juvie." Jeff said.
"Oh........ I'm so sorry. What'd he do?" The pink pony asked.
"........Promise you won't tell anypony? Jeff asked.
"I pinkie promise. Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye." Pinkie promised.
"Okay....... When me and my brother, Liu, were waiting for the bus for school three bullies came up and tried to get us to give them our bits. Liu tried to stand up to them but it didn't work out and they beat him up and took his bits. Then I felt this strange feeling. I've only felt it a couple times but this time it felt really strong. The feeling.... to hurt somepony. I then marched up, got in his face and told him to back off. Then we got in a fight and I felt as strong as the princesses and I took the bullies down. Liu then was amazed tried to ask but he didn't have time and then we took off towards school. We decided to keep this between just us. However the next day when I came downstairs two royal guard ponies were at the door and they told me that they heard witnesses say they saw Liu and me leave the scene and beat up the bullies. I wanted to explain that the bullies attacked us first but had no proof. I had to admit but Liu stood up for me and confessed for me. I wanted to to confess to them but Liu wanted to make sure that I was safe and that was the last I saw of him. He won't be out until the year's over with. Haven't been myself since then." Jeff explained.
Pinkie was really upset, in fact so upset her poofy hair and tail deflated and got all smooth.
"I'm really sorry.... I feel so sorry for you." She said.
"Don't be. I kinda deserved it." The blue pony said.
"Nopony deserves to be alone." Pinkie said.
"Yeah..... But I won't be able to see him until the year's over. And nopony's gonna be friends with a teenaged pony without a cutie mark." Jeff said.
"I'll be your friend Jeffy." The pink pony said.
"Huh? You actually mean that?" Jeff asked.
"I do. We are going to be best friends forever. No matter how different we are, no matter far apart we are, I pinkie promise that we will be friends forever." The pink pony said.
For the first time Jeff felt...... happy. Happy like no other thing ever.
"Yeah... Okay. We'll be friends forever. Pinkie promise." Jeff said.
The two then shook each others hooves and Pinkie's hair inflated again.
Both of them then realized that they had met years before.
"Pinkie? Is that you? How long has it been?" Jeff asked.
"It's felt like for-eeeee-vur. It's so exciting to see you again. I can't wait to show you my friends." Pinkie said excited.
Suddenly the doors to the garden burst open and a bundle of animals came in along with a yellow pegasus with a pink mane that looked like she flipped her lid.
"You're... goint to LOVE ME!" She shouted.
'WOAH. Get aload of crazy pants over there Jeffrey." Jeff the Killer said in Jeffrey's mind.
'How many crazy pills do you suppose she took this morning?' Jeffrey thought back.
'Beats the hell outta me.' Jeff the killer responded.
Pretty soon the whole party got a little out of control and Jeff had to take cover in another room.
As soon as things calmed down Jeff came out of his hiding spot and saw the entire Gala a mess. However ealier because of the craziness Jeff the Killer took over and he led all sorts of ponies the wrong way. He counted maybe... ten, twenty, a hundred.... whatever. He then trapped them in a magic bubbled and then congered up magic knifes and stabbed them into them and then tossed them into the garden's without anyone noticing. But as soon as things calmed down Jeffrey came back and then realized the atrocity he caused and then went back to his hiding spot. When he came back he saw his friend Pinkie along with five other ponies, which he supposed were her friends. They looked like they had the worst night ever, which was kind of true.
'It's them.... The Elements of Harmony. I must...kill them. Let me back in.' Jeff the killer said.
'No.' Jeffrey said.
'What did you say?' The psycho Jeff said.
'I said.... NO!' The sane Jeff said.
'Why won't you let me back in?' The psycho Jeff said.
'Because..... When I went back to that flashback I realized I wasn't alone..... And I know that I need help. I need her help.' The sane Jeff said.
'What... You no good...' The psycho jeff tried to say but the sane Jeff tuned him out.
He then trotted over to the six ponies and asked,
"Um..... Hey there........ Some night huh?"
"More like a disaster." Pinkie said depressed.
"I didn't sell a lot of apples." The orange pony said.
"I couldn't make friends with the animals." The yellow pegasus who looked calm now said.
"I realized the stallion of my dreams was a total disaster." The white pony said.
"I couldn't get anypony to laugh." The pink pony said.
"I barely got the Wonderbolts to notice me at all." The blue pegasus said.
"I couldn't get anypony here to laugh or sing to my songs." The pink pony said.
"And I didn't get any chance to spend time with my teacher, Princess Celestia." The lavender unicorn said.
Jeff was then amazed that a simple unicorn was the personal student of one of the princesses.
"Um..... Wow..... Well I had a pretty good time up to the poiny miss....... yellow here lost control." He said.
"Actually my name's Fluttershy." The yellow pegasus introduced.
"I'm Rainbow Dash, fastest flier in all of Equestria." The blue pegasus introduced.
"I'm Rarity, darling." The white unicorn said.
"I'm Applejack pardner." The orange pony said.
"I suppose you already know Pinkie Pie. I'm Twilight Sparkle." The lavender unicorn introduced.
"Jeff. Just Jeff." The shy unicorn said.
Twilight felt like she heard that name before but then Jeff said,
"Sorry about how this didn't work out. Me and Pinkie Pie here go way back..... We're friends. As far back as I can remember." The blue unicorn said,
"Hope we can get together again. I gotta get back home."
He then took off trotting.
Jeff slammed the door of his house shut and then Jeff the Killer shouted in his mind,
'WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA!!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU DISOBEY ME!!!!!"
'I'm not letting you harm those nice ponies!" Jeff shouted back.
'LISTEN HERE YOU. In case you didn't figure it out.......... I'M EXTREMELY POWERFULL.... And if you don't what I say.... I'LL GUT YOU LIKE A FISH!!!' The psycho Jeff shouted.
'You can only get in if there's enough chaos going on or if I let you... which I won't now.' The sane Jeff said.
'That's what you think.' Jeff the Killer said evilly.
Suddenly Jeff's blue hoof turned pale white and then picked up a knife was about to stab him but he tried to keep that from happening.
'With every kill I get more and more powerful...... Pretty soon I'll have complete control just like back in the old days. Tomorrow night.... The Elements of Harmony will die.' Jeff the Killer said with venom in his voice.
'I won't let you!' Jeff shouted.
'Just try and stop me and I'll make sure you die a quick and painful death.' The psycho Jeff said.
Jeff the Killer Pony (Crappier Story)
Twilight was lifting books with her magic frantically and then came across the Jeff the Killer book and started going through the pages.
'Jeff the Killer.... IS REAL..... But how come he was normal.... Although on my way here I passed an old house and seemed to hear voices that were arguing with each other........ Jeff must have a split personality.... So his mind didn't completely snap..... This is just a theory but I think that when Jeff went crazy a half of his mind was still sane and the other psycho and they can only switch between each other if one of them agrees to or if there's enough chaos or kindness.' She thought.
She then got the book in her saddle bag and then went out to the old abondened house.
Twillight stared upon the old house and thought it seen better days. She was very scared that she was going into the house of a killer and a killer with a split personality. She pushed the door open and trotted in. The place was a mess: walls had mold on them, furniture was destroyed, wood was ripped off and whiskey was all over the place.
'I'd wish he'd keep his house in better check.' Twilight thought.
Although there was one room that was still in good condition: The bedroom upstairs. It looked like a normal room and it was clean unlike the rest of the house. Suddenly she felt as if somepony was breathing on her... She turned around but didn't see anypony.
"It's very rude to come into a house uninvited." A voice said.
Twilight then turned back around and then the lights went out. She then lit up her horn and looked all around the house. She went back downstairs and then heard hoofsteps behind her, she turned around quickly and caught a glimpse of a white hoof. Then she heard laughing that sounded insane.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha." The voice said.
"Who's there?" The lavender unicorn asked.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.............. You should really knock on the door before coming in." The voice said.
Then she saw another light coming towards her. It appeared to be a horn and the unicorn approaching her was Jeff. Although he looked different now......... His insane, cut smile was on him and his eyelids were gone.
"Jeff?" Twilight asked.
"Are you referring to me or the other sane Jeff? Who isn't here right now..... But I'll bring him a message once we're done here." Jeff the Killer said.
He then reached into his gray hoodie and pulled out a knife but seemed to have a hard time to holding it and dropped it.
'Damn it. This is tough when you don't have fingers.' The psycho Jeff thought.
He then lit up his horn and an aura went around the knife and it levitated and the sharp blade was up to Twilight's neck.
"Shoulda done this a long time ago." The psycho killer side said.
He then tackled her to the ground and then tried stabbing her but Twilight teleported away and reappeared by the door but it was locked.
"Extra precautions. So you don't get away." Jeff the Killer said.
He then lunged again but the lavender unicorn teleported away and his knife got stuck in the wall and Twilight opened the door to the basement and ran down. Jeff then got his knife free and then ran down the stairs but was met with darkness. He then chuckled to himself and then levited a lighter out of his pocket and lit it.
"Giggle at the ghastly..... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..... Snortle at the spooky..... He he he he he he he he..... Guffaw at the grossly...... heh heh heh....... Crack up at the creepy.... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....... Whoop it up with the weepy..... Hm hm hm hm hm hm hm hm hm hm........ Chortle at the kooky....... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha." Jeff sang and laughed.
Twilight could hear him singing and laughing as she hid under the table and she heard him say,
"And tell that big dumb scary face to take a hike and leave you alone and if he thinks he can scare you then he's got another thing coming and the very idea of such a thing just makes you wanna... hahahaha... heh..."
She could hear his voices getting louder and then she suddenly felt a pain in her back and turned around to see the crazy smile of Jeff and his knife in her back.
"Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaugh."
Twilight then bucked him off and he crashed into a wall which crumbled when he impacted with it. She then got the knife out of her back and then ran up the stairs but her hoof got trapped as the boards snapped. She then looked in horror to see Jeff the Killer Pony slowly trot up the stairs. She tried everything to get her leg unstuck but then cast a blinding spell on Jeff and he tumbled back down the stairs. Twilight then teleported out of the basement and upstairs, into the bedroom, closed the door, locked it and baricaded it. She then looked over and saw five rolls of parchment, a quill, ink and a magic fire machine. She then wrote this message on the parchments:
Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie
I knew who the murderer is all along.... He's Jeff, Pinkie's friend, although not sanely. His mind is seperated in two parts: one sane and the other psychotic. He's currently in the psychotic stage and he's hunting me down. By the time you get these letters it may be too late for me. I'm at the old abandoned house in the dark parts. Come here immediately as possible and also get Princess Celestia and the Royal Guard. And if I may be found dead...... I just want you to know that you've been wonderful friends and I'll never forget you.
Your faithful friend forever, Twilight Sparkle
Twilight then turned on the machine and sent the letters. Suddenly she heard bucking on the door and a hole being made and Jeff's face pearing into it.
"Heeeeeeeere's Jeffy!!!!!!"
Jeff the Killer Pony (Crappier Story)
The last thing Twilight saw before she blacked out was the insane smile of the psycho side of Jeff. When she awoke she was tied to a chair and Jeff the Killer Pony smiling in her face.
"About time. I was starting to get bored." He said.
"W-w-w-w-w-what are you gonna do to me?" Twilight asked nervously.
"What do you think..... But only once all of your friends are here. Their bound to find out your missing and come looking for you." The psycho killer said completely oblivious to the fact the lavender unicorn sent letters to her friends,
"Now I could slice your neck right now but that takes the fun out of it...... So you better prepare for a slow, merciless death."
Twilight could smell his breath which reeked of whiskey.
'Please get here soon girls.' She thought hopefully.
The rest of the Mane Six arrived at the house and Rainbow Dash bucked down the door and she shouted,
"Twilight!! We're here to save you!!"
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..... So you did come." A voice said.
The five mares looked up the stairs and saw Jeff the Killer Pony staring down at them.
"I was starting to think everypony wouldn't show up to the party."
"A party?" Pinkie asked surprised.
"The KILLING party." The psycho said and laughed.
"What the hay have you done to our friend?!" Applejack shouted.
"Nothing.... YET. I'm waiting until I'm done with you girls. And I'm not telling you where she's hidden." Jeff the Killer said.
"I'm in the bedroom girls!" Twilight shouted.
"Shut the buck up!" Jeff shouted throwing a bottle of whiskey in the room and it breaking.
"OW!" Twilight shouted.
"Keep ... QUIET!!" The psycho Jeff shouted.
"Hey... Leave our friend alone!!! I may not like violence but I'LL TEAR YOU TO PIECES IF YOU HARM HER ANYMORE!!!" Rarity shouted.
"WHY DON'T YOU SAY THAT TO MY FACE SO I CAN SHOVE A KNIFE DOWN YOUR THROAT AND THEN STAB ALL OF YOUR ORGANS!!!!" The psycho shouted in anger which the five couldn't tell because of his always smiling face.
"What a barbarian." The white unicorn said.
"You better believe it toots." Jeff sassed.
Rarity then gasped and then fainted but Dash caught her.
"Hey don't you go hitting on my friends." The blue pegasus said.
"Why? Want her for yourself... Lesbian?" The psycho joked.
"That's it let me at him!!!" Dash shouted.
"Uh uh uh." Jeff said with a levitating knife,
"Try to get close to me and I'll stab this knife into your friends head."
Rainbow Dash growled in frustration and embaressment. The five friends then got into a huddle. Rarity then awoke from heer fainted state and then the five got into a huddle.
"Okay girls. How are we going to get past that psychopath?" She asked.
"Ah don't know." Applejack said stumped.
"..... Oh I know." Pinkie said,
"How about we distract that meanie side of Jeffy Weffy while Rarity casts an invisibility spell and sneak Twilight out."
"For once that's a great idea." Dash said.
"Let's do it." Fluttershy said.
Then Applejack called out,
"Hey Jeff. You know I've always wanted to know how you got this way."
"Really? Nopony's ever been interested in me. Ah what the hell. Well it all started when me, my parents and brother Liu moved here to Ponyville 13 years ago." The psycho Jeff went on.
Rarity then cast the invisibility spell on herself and snuck up the stairs. She snuck into the bedroom and got over to Twilight and untied her.
"Twilight, darling. It's Rarity."
"I'm so glad you girls are here." The lavender unicorn said getting free of the chair and tossing the magic inhibitor ring off her horn.
The two then cast the invisibility spell on each other and snuck up behind Jeff the Killer and then tackled him down the stairs.
"Hey! Get the buck offa me!!!" The psycho shouted firing two magic blasts at them causing to recoil into the group,
"Clever ponies. But not clever enough."
He then made a knife appear and slowly approached the ponies watching the fear in their eyes. Suddenly Fluttershy came out and then got close enough to him and she started staring right at him
"HOW DARE YOU!" She shouted,
"First you kill innocent ponies who didn't do a thing to you and now you hurt my friends!! You ungrateful, merciless monster!!! You have no disregard for ponykind at all and you turned your back on your family who only wanted to help!!!!"
"You weren't there!!! They didn't love my new face!!!! I made them pay!!!!" Jeff shouted.
"If you had only gotten help you wouldn't have turned out like this!!!! Now turn yourself in and let the princesses help you!!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!" The yellow pegasus said angry.
"Actually... There is one thing I understand." The psycho said.
Then suddenly Fluttershy felt a pain in her chest and looked down to see a knife lodged in there.
"I understand how foalish you are that it would lead to your own death." The psycho Jeff said.
Fluttershy felt heavy as blood dripped from her wound and she fell down onto the floor and Jeff pulled the knife loose.
"Heh.... Looks like it's just the five of you now." The psycho said slowly approaching the mares.
"P-p-p-p-please.... Stop." Pinkie said.
Jeff looked at the pink mare and saw that her hair and tail had deflated and a look of sadness.
"Jeffy.... This isn't you..... You're letting your psychotic side consume you...... I know cause I had a psycho side as well but I let it go...... You let it control your life. This isn't the Jeffy I knew but he's still in there....... Please... Fight the darkness. Be normal....... I miss you and.......... I love you." She finished.
"Fitting for last words but I'm the only one who can let him...." The psycho Jeff began but was interrupted by the sane Jeff.
"Enough!!!!! Pinkie's right. I've let darkness consume me but let it consume half of me. But no longer." He said.
Then one of Jeff's hooves turned blue and then slammed into his face. Twilight then saw that Jeff's sane side was fighting his insane side and then she got an idea. She lit up her horn and cast a very powerfull spell and then a flash of light the two Jeff's were seperated from each other. Applejack then lassoed Psycho Jeff and Pinkie helped Sane Jeff up. Just at that moment many royal guards busted in along with Princess Celestia.
"Here you go fellahs. Keep an eye on him.... Better yet banish him to the sun where he belongs." Applejack said as the Royal guards put hoof cuffs on Psycho Jeff and took him away.
"Thank you for leading us to the killer Twilight. You're becoming quite the detective sleuth..... Looks like Fluttershy took a stab but it looks like she's still breathing.... Just unconscious.... I'll get her to the hospital" Celestia said, levitated the unconscious yellow pegasus onto her back and then exited and gave her student a wink.
"Jeffy... Are you alright?" Pinkie asked.
"I am know. Thank you....... Did you... Mean what you said?" Sane Jeff asked.
"Mean what?" The pink pony asked.
"When you said you loved me..... Did you... mean it?"
"Of couse I did..... Remember all those years ago when I said we'd be friends forever.... Well forever's over with.... Now..... Will you be my special somepony?" Pinkie asked.
"....... Yes... I will." The blue former killer pony said.
Then the pink party pony's tail and hair puffed up again and she hugged Jeff really tight. The two then looked into each other eyes and then starting kissing each other.
"Awwwwwwwwwww." Rarity went.
The two then looked over and the white pony then regained her composure and said,
"Terribly sorry.... Didn't mean to spoil the moment."
Then everypony laughed with each other while Jeff and Pinkie went outside to start their relationship.
Jeff the Killer Pony (Crappier Story)
Everypony went inside Fluttershy's hospital room and she greeted them with a smile.
"Hi girls. It's so nice to see you." She said.
"We're glad your alive and well Fluttershy." Rainbow Dash said.
"Hope you weren't too hurt,sugercube." Applejack.
"I'm just glad your okay, darling." Rarity said.
"Really glad." Twilight said.
The yellow pegasus then noticed something.
"Wh-where's Pinkie Pie?" She asked.
"Oh.... She's out on a date with her special somepony." The white unicorn said with a glitter in her eyes.
"Who?" Fluttershy asked.
"The newly reformed and sane side of Jeff." The lavender unicorn said.
"I'm so glad I'm finally rid of that evil side." Jeff said to Pinkie on a stroll in the night time.
"I'm glad too." Pinkie said.
"You know..... You remind me of the sister I never had but always wanted. If only Liu were here now.... He'd would have been proud of me." The blue unicorn said.
The pink party pony then placed her hoof on Jeff's shoulder and said,
"I'm sure he would have. And I'm also sure he'd be proud of this."
Pinkie then leaned in and Jeff did too and the too kissed each other again but kept going as Luna's moon shined on them.
