Daring Do and the Ruby Eye

"oH HELL dawg i found my ruby xDDD 5/5 bretty guud :DDDD"

With the new found power of asian children tears Ping Pong rose from the grave like motha fucking Jezus and went head first in to NigNog's gut!

"AFDSFUHAKSLFGJGHSHVVHSIVEBGHWA" NigNog vomited a pale of KFC Gravy all over Do's backside.

Daring regretted everything.

With no gas in the tank NigNog slowly started to die.

"Kunta keentay." Hitler saluted the mass of rape snakes as it exploded.

"Daring do, my child I shall enlighten you." Hitler gripped daring do as a javelin, throwing her at the ruby perched on that golden dick...

She had no way of stabilizing her body in flight, the rape snake infused seamen still made flight a vain pursuit. The angst was palpable, her gaze fixed on her pursuit.

Suddenly gonorrhea.

Hitler screamed in agony.

"Hitler!" Daring briefly forgot about her pursuit.

"Don't worry my child! I have a doctor's appointment next thurseday!" his face reassuring, as her father's in childhood.

The ruby was within grasp, she was at the apex of her trajectory.

Tracy look up at Daring fire burst from her yes.

"you little bitch."

Tracy whispered in a demonic voice.

"Now you have unleashed your fucking doom!"

Tracy started to lift from the ground wind flowed through her hair towards Daring, suddenly a burst of light a portal had appeared sucking anything into it Daring tried to hold onto something but to no avail. She awoke 15 hours later in Equestria, surrounded by ponies.

The next level of Altered Beast!

But this was no ordinary Equestria, in this universe everyone was happy there was no murder or sex just pastel coloured ponies having fun, Daring's jaw dropped.

"Well Fuck."

Then suddenly a flash of rainbow went around her..... And her anus puckered with to force of a thousand suns

"So that's where that came from," Daring said, itching her crotch. Then suddenly rainbow dash... Then suddenly rainbow dash with the main 6. Daring listened to her doctor as he prescribed several pills to her. And a few invasive creams. WINK.

"RAINBOOMCRASH GTFO" Daring screamed.

Daring now sweating with fear tried to make out what was causing it. Wetness the feeling of droplets fell on daring, it was splashing her face and all over her body the rainbow slowed down, there she sat rainbow dash her clit wet as she had just cycloned her self upon Daring till she had climaxed.

Let's make it Money to Help Train The Rebels in Syria this time!

All the sex and deviant behavior pays off now, the moist ejaculate on her hoofs allowing her to firmly grip the ruby even as she tumbled over the side of the golden penis.

BUT IT TURNS OUT SHE WAS ALLERGIC AND HER ANUS PUCKERED SO TIGHTLY SHE TURNED INSIDE OUT AND SPAGETTI WENT EVERYWHERE AS DARING WATCHED IN HORROR THE SPAGETTI REFORMED INTO A MASSIVE MONSTER NAMED...

Scrotie McBoogerballs Tony.

Daring thought harder as that was a name of something a 10 year old would think of instead she went for a more sophisticated name such as-

Jimbo Ron Jeremy

As SPAGETTI Ron Jeremy formed daring had no choice but to shove all of the SPAGETTI into her vagina

So......much.....SPAGETTI......

Uuummmgggghhhhghjjj

As she falls the shock of losing her futa drives her to the edge of consciousness, she fights to stay awake.

However, The inevitable 404 grips her and she briefly slips from existence.

Daring do wakes up blurry eyed.

"Am I still in the pyramid?" she murmurs to herself.

"You are safe now." She can only make out an ambiguous silhouette.

"Your ruby is right here. Your current journey is at and end." The voice is calming, setting daring do at ease.

No she was still on the train, the ruby seemed to be glowing. Then it hit her everything was a dream!

"Check my improved flow. Bug it like Rwanda..."

With that she exploded into several pieces and woke up in a cold sweat in a seat of a train.

She was in the company of the albino niggers. Who was traveling with her to the city to sell the ruby and split the profits.