Daring Do and the Ruby Eye

Meanwhile Daring Do arrived at the fat monkey's stinking hole with his useless children.

"How in the flying buck did i get stuck with these shits?" She said as the children repeatedly beat her feather, that was a dick.

While being beaten, she thought "I would do anything to cum inside Rainbow Dash right now... No one can know that my fetish is nasal sex." Daring Do thought quickly as guttural bellows echoed deep from the depths of her saggy brown cunt.

And then the monkey's son fucked her with his long jew nose. but the monkey's son was sad no matter what, because he knew, he had a micro dick

Daring Do looked him deep in the eyes and kissed him. He then ripped out of his pelvis and swallowed it.

"hello!" She shouted back.

"hehehe!" laughed General King NigNog. "Now I know Daring's fetish, thus her weakness! I am truly the king of >rape!"

But then, like a golden angel from the skies, a golden angel descended from the skies.

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The angel had three faces and four arms. and over 9000 penes and each and every one of them looked like Bruce Willis.

"Hark! It is I, the mystical powers that are soon to come from the moist valley that rests south of your nearly non-existent crotch tits!"

He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at asolar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

The angel then stuck it's dick in daring do's nose, and a waterfall of semen shot from her mouth.

Then suddenly a 50ft large dick crashed through his semen soaked ceiling and challenged him to a duel! for once it was not a nigger dick. it was a white person dick. i know! i'm as suprised as you are!

Shee was as tall as a 6′3″ tree, and as beautiful as a blooming flower in front of the sunset by a waterfall

Having confidence on the abilities of the shit-minion as well as the Ruby Eye's real effect, General NigNog sat on an old couch which smelled like cat piss.

In front of him was an old TV with a Power Glove on top.

It was time for his favorite show, "Dogs named Pancho".

After just hearing her cunt talk, she shoved the nearest object in it so she could try to suffocate it.

"Fear not!" Bruce Willis said and sliced the giant cock in half.

Back to the Monkey who just successfully had his ass turned inside out and is now mounting the ruby on his wall with what remains of his dick.

"And the angel spake, and its voice was that like a fiery blast, scorching the earth. Its legs were liken to bronze pillars, and its footprints were craters of ash. When it spoke, it spoke thusly;

'I want sex from you, Daring Do'."

1 Cumalossians 4:3

"Oh, by Princess Celestia's musky anal discharge! My must you torture me so, my beloved!?"

Barack Obama, flying only from the power of his own shit, crashed into daring do out of nowhere. He whipped out his nigger president dick and started anally devastating Daring Do.

but then he died. no explanation he's just dead now. no fuck you, he's fucking dead. i don't give a damn.

The monkey's sons were getting pretty hungry, ombre. They spotted some bananas sitting on top of a ladder.

The monkey's sons tried to grab them, but before they could reach the delicious fruit a scientist soaked them with cold water.

He then paled at the sight before him. It was the great Bob Ross himself taking shelter within the giant cock.

And so the biggest son ate the smallest son and the son in the middle ate the giant cock.

"Cause you only serve to purposes, as my cunt and as ass, imagine the trouble i'll be if people knew i had a talking cunt. Now shut the fuck up and choke on a dick!"

Bruce Willis started making out with Bruce Willis, while the golden angel inserted the ruby eye back there where it belonged: in the monkey's anus, on top of a volcaneo fortress surrounded by gabe newell's giant stomach and shlong, it wrap it's self around the fortress as a form of protection from foes such as Daring.

"oh fuck" gray rainbow dash said, "now i have to go and get it all over again"

Then everyone started shitting and pissing on Barack Obama’s corpse. "Now Ron Paul can be president." they all said.

The there was much lamentation and gnashing of teeth

Daring looking more confused than ever looked up at the president.

"Daring we need your help and the only way in which we can save this world is by taking your ruby eye/period drop to mount Twiley" Said the president in a deep and lustful voice.

Eventually, the monkey's started beating up the one who tried to climb the ladder. And everyone knows the rest of the metaphor.

Meanwhile Daring Do attented Gaben's fortress, but before she could reach it General King NigNog shed a tear for his dead brother, Barack. "I shall destroy you for this, Daring Dooooooo!"