Daring Do and the Ruby Eye

In a sudden flash of inspiration caused by either her superior intellect or perhaps the glow of the Heroin she had taken shortly before, Daring knew exactly where to look to find her goal.

She makes a mental note to take an extra long session on the One eyed beast of Thraal when she gets home, and decides to loudly tell her utterly retarded findings to everything in the immediate area:

"HOLY CUNTFUCKING CHRIST I'M A DUMB SHIT, I JUST NEED TO GO TO -

Sugarcube Corner.”

Then a fat ass man with a red hat jumped, grabbed the shit and crashed the youngest monkey's head into mush.

The voice from her rather unkempt marehood sounds as if it was quivering in sadness. "N-o-o-o!" it shouted. She became quite concerned, thinking it was some kind of STD contracted from the cock of a giant fucking wasp. I don't care if wasps actually have cocks or not, I'm not a fucking scientist, deal with it, nerds.

A boner popped from the ground, asking her if she had any iced tea she could share. Pinkie Pie waited for Daring Ass and they had a nice gay tea party. She was knocked down by Gaben's magnificently large posterior, which was emitting putrid odors as in descended

then the bouncer asked, "welcome to sugar cube corner, how tough are you?" (He thought to himself shortly after that caps lock was most certainly the cruise control for cool.)

"How tough am I? Sheeeeeiiiiit."

Needless to say, that the beast was stunned.

Daring stood their trying to come up with an answer.

"Umm, well I once did this chick called Rainbow Dash."

Daring now grinning forcefully. The bouncer now looking eye to eye with Daring.

"You came inside RD? Well if that's the case sure head on in."

She was clearly gagging at the smell but it wasnt her head the was breathing but her now animated cunt who was now dieing due to lack of CO2.

Just before dying, an angel appeared before her: the sussman. He proceded to tell her how to save the day. For that she had to defeat Nignog's legions and suck all of the stool out of his blood.

General King NigNog then unleashed his hordes of v2.0 rape niggers towards Daring's location! The horror!

She made a plan.

Meanwhile the ruby eye was still stuck in the big fat monkey's ass or gaben's castle, fuck do I know.

fuck it, there's more than 1 ruby. who gives a damn, it duplicates when it wants to.

All of a sudden, a rumbling noise began. It was NigNog's rape nigger leejun! luckily, Daring managed to find several fine ass white wimmin to distract the horde. Then they died of natural causes causing Daring Do to be stuck in quite a pickle. or more accurately, several thousand nignog pickles to be stuck inside the pegasus

But that was only a decoy. The real Ruby Eye was inside-

NigNog's shit monster! Who was just actually shit with a cherry for an eye. Who was hiding inside a giant jar, where a yellow and quiet pony was glued to the base.

The monkey just strolling by the hordes of Gabe's raping Daring Do grabbed the gem and inserted it in his ass once more as he drove back to Texas.

Texas was far away, he drove like an hour or so.

Every now and then, cum would pour inside the jar from a mysterious source, slowly filling it. NigNog's shit monster absorbed the cum, gaining more power each time it did so. above the jar a giant man slowly squated over it, his anus looming over the opening, as he got to the top his anus spread to surround it. the jar slid into his anus, until half way through the jar shattered and left a fatal wound. Quickly, he began inverting himself inside-out. If he could get to wound in time perhaps he could save himself.

Nignog, wondering himself what he was even doing when he had the ruby eye all along, commanded to attack with a combo of several sponge baths.

The army of shit and aids had to check their privilegs very hard. But he did stop at a gas station where he met a nice shopping cart named shaniqua. The shopping cart had quite an attitude. Very tipple for a jiggaboo shopping cart. *typical Shaniqua was a beautiful young women, and smart and black, but she had one dream:

After several years of dating they finally got married with everyone invited to the wedding!

It was a blast untill Daring Do came by sluting her way up to the cake stand and eating everything in sight!

What happened to the golden angel of many faces and even more Bruce Willis cocks you may ask now? Well, we would know, but the aforementioned creature was all like "fuc dis shyt" and smoked mad blunts with Gilbert Gottfried. They tried the new BALLS SHAKER (tm), the only tool for exercising your balls!

Regardless, the voice was silenced. It could have been helpful on the quest for the Ruby Eye, but THEY WERE TO COCKFARTING SLUTFUCKING RETARDEDASSBUTTS to listen.

Suddenly, Christian Weston Chandler came out of the blue with his army of Sonichus. And proceeded to open up a can of shaniqua fu.

While the reader of this fine piece of literature continued imagining that and or looked up a gif of it on reddit, Daring Do took a massiv shit.

It was amazing!

MEANWHILE

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