The Replacement Letters

Dear Celestia

As you saw in the Young Flyers Competition, Rainbow Dash wouldn't had needed the sonic rainboom if she would've just NOT thought about what the results could've been and just DO it. What a moron.

Then that tramp Rarity had to discourage RD by selfishly entering the competition, and even after she nagged at me to give her those silly wings so we can go to Cloudsdale to encourage RD. Are the elements sure that tramp is generous? Because she seems to be SELFISH to me.

Then there's the Wonderbolts. Why are they considered to be the best athletes around when I could beet them in ANY tournament out there with my self levitation powers. Heck, I'll bet a rock could beet those wimps. When the Wonderbolts went to save Rarity, she accidentally knocked them out by slapping them in the face. EXCUSE ME! Rarity's the weakest of the six of us, if she can knock them out like that, I'd hate to see what would happen if they actually had to fight somepony/something that threatens Equestria (being both athletes and warriors). No wonder you have to bug me when there's a threat to Equestria, with an aerial assault like them we'd all die without me to fix everything constantly.

Twilight Sparkle

PS: My friends and I almost caused a drought today. MWHAHAHA