The Replacement Letters

Dear You old goat

Yesterday I got turned to solid stone by a cockatrice. I ought to go and burn the Everfree Forest to the ground to kill every single monster that resides in there. The timberwolves, the manticores, the ursas, the cockatrices, the parasprites, etc. That forest to too dangerous to keep there , it NEEDS to be burned to the ground.

Anyway, my friend Fluttershy tried her luck at babysitting some foals. Those dumb foals went into the Everfree Forest (course, if they didn't, I'd still be stone) I guess I'm an idiot who doesn't know how to avert my eyes when I see something I shouldn't. Anyway again, Fluttershy's attempt at babysitting worked out in the end, but she sure had a major fight to do so. Those kids are DUMB.

Twilight Sparkle