The Replacement Letters

Dear Celestia (Luna's better)

Scootaloo, Sweaty Belle, and Applebloom had entered a talent show to advertise their club the Cutie Mark Crusaders. They STUNK; Scootaloo can't sing; Sweaty Belle is no decorator; Applebloom wasn't too bad I guess, but she should stick with decorating. I wanted to go on stage to beet them just to SHUT THEM UP.

I'm surprised that Scootaloo at the very least didn't get her cutie mark yet, she really enjoys athletics and wants to do that for a living, even IF she doesn't realize it yet.

Those brats messed up the library earlier by trying to organize the books, only to send them on the floor and making Spike and I have to spend two whole days cleaning up their mess. I guess I'm Equestria's janitor since I have to clean up you and everypony else's messes around here.

Twilight Sparkle