The Replacement Letters

Dear Princess Celestia (QUEEN IT UP ALREADY!)

I had to rescue that tramp Rarity from some creatures called diamond dogs. They enslaved her to dig for gems. It looks like we're gonna be going to war. The diamond dogs tried to enslave Rarity, me, and my other friends, the elements of harmony themselves. We can't let them think they can just steal your most powerful soldiers. Let us fight these monsters and punish them for their act of aggression.

Maybe I should have left her with those dogs. She did after all free herself with her spoiled rotten attitude. The diamond dogs clearly are wimps, so going to war with them shouldn't be too hard. With our powers we'll be able to blow them all to kingdom come.

Twilight Sparkle