The Replacement Letters

Dear Celestia

I've learned that keeping pinkie promises is foalish. Pinkie Pie is a very selfish mare, she didn't want me to tell my two friends what the other thinks when they thought the other believed one way from the other because I pinkie promised not to tell the other about what the other thinks (yeah, crazy. No?)

Photo Finish came to Rarity to seek a model. But Rarity thought that Photo wanted to find dresses, so Rarity used Fluttershy as a model to advertise Rare's dresses. Photo Finish ended up making poor Fluttershy into a supermodel. Oh The Inponiety, what a horrible fate, being a supermodel just means your a wart (like Rarity).

Then when I tried to help Fluttershy get out of it (which Rarity wanted) Rarity only spoiled it by applauding when Fluttershy made a fool of herself to get fired, which made everpony else applaud too. Tramps! Who can figure them?

Twilight Sparkle

PS: Fluttershy is too soft. She said that she was so mad she could scream, and she screamed...like an ant. Then she said she was so mad she could kick something, she kicked a vase...only for the vase to barley even move.