The Replacement Letters

Dear Dirtbag

The tatunkas have been treated like dust by the appleloosans. They stole their land and wouldn't give it back until the tatunkas got a taste of pie.

I can't believe the appleloosans actually thought that pies are ammo, nor can I believe that the tatunkas actually got hurt when the pies hit their faces. Where were the guns? Is a marlin 444 marlin, or a springfield 45-70 too much to ask for?!

I wanted to say 'JUST GO THROUGH THE ORCHARD YOU STUPID COWS! It's not a WALL it's a FOREST! You can just walk through it (in fact, RUN through it)"

Applejack AGAIN shows herself as being racist. She was practically the ring leader against Zecora, and now the tatunkas. How can she be so PARTIAL?! Applejack needs a good scolding.

Twilight Sparkle