The Replacement Letters

Dear Celestia

Looks like when I turned my parents into plants (when I entered the exam to get into your stupid school) Rainbow Dash caused me to get my cutie mark, Rainbow even caused the others to get their cutie marks. Small world.

Is there even a reason for cutie marks? Having some force tell you what to do sounds like a prison to me. Makes me almost want to get rid of my cutie mark.

I think this cutie mark business is giving our youth more stress than necessary. I mean COME ON, three fillies here in this town are constantly getting covered in tree sap.

Twilight Sparkle

PS: You should tell these three fillies how you and your sister Nightmare Moon got your cutie marks.