The Replacement Letters

Dear Thorn In My Side

My dumb dragon Spike destroyed my star book, tried to frame my new pet Owlowiscious by tearing apart my pillow. That dragon is sending me to wits end. I even had to run into the Everfree Forest to save him from an angry dragon (adult dragon obviously, or are you too stupid to know that). If he couldn't send letters to you I would've thrown him out the door years ago.

In fact, I may have denied it, but I want Owlowiscious to replace that useless lizard. Now only Rainbow Dash is without a pet. If she gets one, it ought to be something stupid like a turtle or gnat or something, maybe even a cactus or a rock. HAHAHA!

Twilight Sparkle

PS: Whatcha gonna do about it stupid? Send me to the moon? HUH?!