The Replacement Letters

Dear Princess Scuzzy

Those punks Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie replaced my ink with DISAPPEARING ink, ruining my research for the curer for the common cold. Then that weirdo Pinkie Pie had the nerve to ask for my advice when she claimed that a griffon named Gilda tried to kill her. You know what I told her? To go stick a bucket where the sun don't shine.

I think that mare Pinkie Pie belongs in a psych ward. She's a complete NUT, and then that Rainbow Dash had to go and ruin a wonderful party for perhaps the most awesome citizen of this crummy nation called Equestria, she eats 'meat' after all. What could be more awesome then sitting in a stand up in a tree with a rifle and shoot the next deer that shows it's face.

Twilight Sparkle