The Replacement Letters

Dear Celestia

I used to think that the qualities in a pet or any other best friend was in the physical competitive abilities, and you know what? I still do. Oh, and YOU yourself are lame Celestia. I think Twilight Sparkle will make a good pet. Course, it'll be hard to put her in a birdcage were she belongs.

Today I've been having fun abusing a bunch of dumb animals by making them race in a gorge.

When will Luna get a pet, and what will it be? A bat? An owl? Speaking of her, she roasted my flank back in nightmare night and if I ever see her again you'll have a sister in the hospital.

Rainbow Danger Dash

PS: Well what did you expect from me? To say that I'd choose a tortoise as a pet over a cool pet like Twilight Sparkle?