The Replacement Letters

Dear Celestia

I don't care if there's a snoring dragon! YOU deal with it! That's YOUR job not MINE. I saved your sorry flank from your sister, so now I'm getting the suspicion that you are a worthless weakling...scratch that, I KNOW you're a weakling since you can't even use the elements to save your sister the same way I did. Am I just somepony who you'll look to when you actually have something to DO, other than lay on your precious thrown all day getting fat? Get a life!

Twilight Sparkle