The Replacement Letters

Dear Princess Celestia

Rarity, Applejack and I had a sleepover (even though we're 20 years old and are too old for those things) Applejack and I had fun beating Rarity with pillows, throwing her out the window in the rain, and poisoning her shmores.

Great times, great times.

Rarity is such a whiner. She wouldn't stop bickering and complaining about every single thing. She even slowed down AJ's hard work at preparing for the storm by putting all the loose branches back on the trees, SERIOUSLY, and then when a tree fell into my bedroom, Rarity wouldn't help remove it because she's too much of an ergophobic, and to top it all off she tried to give me a MAKEOVER, like MY face needs to change. What a jerk.

Twilight Sparkle