The Replacement Letters

Dear Celestia

My friends had been freaking out over a zebra, assuming she's dangerous or something. They didn't run and hide when your sister returned, but when a hunk of lion food supply showed up they ran indoors and closed all their shops. Even Rainbow Dash didn't at least charge after Zecora. Rainbow tried to charge at Nightmare Moon, only to be stopped by Applejack, who apparently WANTED eternal night.

My friend's sister Applebloom tried to go confront Zecora to talk to her, only to have been followed by US. When we followed that brat into the Everfree Forest (Zecora's place of residence) we ran into a field of flowers called poison joke. The poison joke made my horn powerless and covered in polka dots, made AJ small, made Rainbow's wings upside down (she STILL insisted on flying), made Rarity look like a maltese, made Fluttershy sound better, and made Pinkie Pie finally shut up.

For some reason they all thought it was a curse done by Zecora even though Applebloom didn't change and she was the closest to Zecora at the time. When they wanted to (about time) face Zecora they were oh so scared because, get this, because in the Everfree forest the plants grow, the animals take care of themselves, and the clouds move all by themselves, even though that's how it's supposed to be unlike how Fluttershy spoils those vermin. Those animals should take care of themselves or be killed.

Everthing did work out in the end, but I've gonna give Applejack the biggest scolding of her life. She was the most hateful towards Zecora like if she's some sort of southern stereotype or something, and she's the worst sister towards Applebloom I have ever met.

Twilight Sparkle

PS: Bite me