The Replacement Letters

Dear Celestia

You're an idoit. You're 2000 years old and had never heard of Parasprites before? What else do you not know? Good luck in Fillydelphia, you're probably dead. Those things litterally ATE Ponyville. At first I thought they were cute, even after Pinkie Pie felt discusted at the sight of them. She knew something that YOU didn't, that proves that you know NOTHING about the real world.

Pinkie tried to tell me how to handle those bugs, even though every effort I tried to use backfired ALL becuase of that insane creep.

Next time you come over here, I'm ordering the ponyvillians to barricade their doors and windows.

Twilight Sparkle