My 25th birthday came as quite the shock, I had forgotten it until my roommate said 'Happy birthday Heart!' My name isn't 'Heart'… Dentists are weird. Lyra plushies are gross, when you end up being Lyra. Awkwardness ensues, and I end up a pony thing. It really is not as great as one would hope, I really do miss my hands. Also, Chrysalis is one persistent little [Expletive deleted]

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Still having an internal debate over whether or not this story should have a Comedy genre tag.

This is your warning for the excessive foul language. You have read it, do not complain.

Side fic to TwistedSpectrum's 'Five Score, Divided by Four', with a bit more of a serious tone than most of the other ones. If you haven't read that, this may contain minor plot spoilers, but nothing too horrible.