Alright, so, does anyone remember that time I babysat the Cutie Mark Crusaders?
If so, then you'll know that I've got a portal to Equestria in my closet.
If anyone's wondering, I've gone there aplenty.
One day, I decided, "Hey, why not share what I've been doing in Equestria with the public?"
Of course, I was really out of it when I thought that.
But oh well. Here you go. This is the stuff that's happened to me since that one time.
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You may be asking, "Chuck, why are you writing more dumb stories about yourself, you conceited attention whore?"
I may be answering, "Lawl, I dunno."