We all know Maud is Pinkie's eldest sister, but not much else is known about the strange, yet not totally isolated, girl. What was her High School experience as a Wondercolt? Surprisingly exciting. Kinda.

Galaxy Hair really wants to take over the whole day/night shtick, and y'know, just make it night for like, ever. Problem is, Anon wants to sleep, but forever is a long time so, yeah. He's gonna try and do something about that. Key word, 'try'.

You are Anon, the sole human of Equestria. These are your stories. You get fuck all for having wrote them in the first place.

After pub hopping one night, a drunk Beck Foster finds himself in a bar. In another dimension. Somehow. He thinks nothing of it. (RGRE)

Trixie Lulamoon: Magic aficionado, show-mare, self-proclaimed Great and Powerful... and apparent amnesiac?

Trixie Lulamoon was many things. Great and powerful? Yep. Honest and caring? You know it. Braggart? Of course—and... dead? Well, she is now.

So, yeah, Anon is dead. In the great beyond, through the golden gates or whatever the fuck it's called in Ponyland. Anyway, Fluttershy doesn't like him being there—dead in general, really—so she uses religion to try and save him. Keyword, try.

Pinkie wants you to pop her cherry for the sexicle stuff. Well, that's what you thought at first.

Gullible creatures, these ponies. Anon goes through—not the greatest—lengths just to prove it to them. They don't really appreciate that.

Fluttershy has a collection nopony knows about; she's collected snow-globes over the years during her—probably illegal—citizenship in Ponyville. Anon finds outs.

Allie Way; An erratic, ecstatic, egotistical has-been, takes a protégé under her metaphorical wing and teaches him the ways of the bowling sport. Regardless of him being a teensy-weensy bit reluctant—okay, a LOT bit reluctant. For good reason.

Cheese Legs and her army decides to invade Canterlot; problem is, Anon just so happened to be working there the day of... and oddly enough, The Great and Possibly-Forgot-Her-Name is his employer. Together, they proceed to save the world. Again.

Fluttershy is a secret closet stoner. You, uh, you don't know how to react to that.

Anon was having an ordinary day, you know, being a pony and all now thanks to Twilight's spell. Problem is, he's losing his voice! Er... Kinda, all he can manage are various bleeps and bloops.

A S.Korean's mech plummets from the heavens into the backyard of a sole cottage. As the owner promptly freaks out, a certain bunny takes advantage of this hollow beast.