Scootaloo has taken a liking to Anon, Ponyville's only human, but she's not the only one... will she fight for him, or befriend the enemy to help her in her endeavor? Will Anon survive the onslaught of crazy ponies out to get him?

Anon's constant swearing results in Apple Bloom asking him to teach her about the birds and the bees. Meanwhile, Twilight Sparkle keeps botching spells and Princess Luna has no life.

After confessing her feelings for him, Sweetie Belle convinces Anon to have a sleepover at his house. He is pretty reluctant, but she has a special weapon on her side... cuteness.

Pinkie Pie loves partying. Anon likes calm things, and he hates Pinkie. When she falls for him, she realizes that if she wants to win him over, she'll have to change the way she behaves... Randomness and shenanigans ensue.