Chapters Chapter 1: Chaos Unleashed
Discord snapped his fingers and teleported to Celestia's royal chambers. Discord was suprised to see that Celestia was not there. Discord took a look around only to find that no one was in the castle, peeved by this he went to the royal garden to look at the statues.
Discord thought 'What if these statues were also livings things like I was?' Discord asked the statue “Are you alive?” His heart rate increased when he did not hear an answer. Discord yelled “Answer ME!” and smashed the statue into dust; if it was alive it was not now.
Discord heard voices coming toward his direction. He smashed all of the statues and picked up the rocks throwing them to his old pedestal to make it seem like his statue form broke. Discord snapped his fingers and teleported away.
Discord teleported himself back to Celestia's chambers as he waited for her to come in and find him, hours went by as he waited he thought of what he would say to her. Discord looked in the mirror and started to practice what he would say “Celestia did not see you there!” No that was ridiculous he was waiting in her room he tried again “I am back Celestia, I told you I would be back.”
Discord heard the door crack open and he hid in the room. Celesta walked into the room with Luna bickering about how they should increase funds for the agricultural ponies instead of funding the military more. Discord saw this as a perfect opportunity to join the conversation and he whispered loud enough for them to hear “I think the military should be funded, they will need the extra money”
Celestia looked at Discord and thought “No…. This can’t be happening!” Discord laughed and exclaimed "Oh believe it Celestia! Also I can hear your thoughts so be careful what you think."
Celestia could not believe it, she and Luna imprisoned Discord thousands of years ago. Discord smacked her straight in the face, Celestia whimpered in pain and tried to attack back but Discord grabbed her by the horn and threw her across the room. Celestia asked Luna for her help and Luna was more than ready, she started to charge at Discord but he just glared at her and held his fingers looking like he was about to snap. Luna remembered the last time Discord snapped at her, so she stopped she did not want to feel that way again.
Discord simply patted her head and whispered “Good Lulu” Luna winced in fear unable to take her eyes off his fingers hoping he would not snap.
Celestia could not believe what she saw, her sister was scared of Discord, Luna was not afraid of anypony. Unable to understand Celestia simply ignored it and lunged at Discord her horn glowing yellow with magic and to her surprise he did not move. Discord simply told Luna something and she nodded slowly, after that Discord teleported away. Celestia looked at Luna and Luna simply walked out to her room.
Luna started to cry as she remembered her nightmare, during the moment she had never felt better but afterward, she was ashamed that in less than a day her will had broken. Luna opened the doors to her room and tried to fall asleep but, what if Discord was there? So, Luna just sat on her bed and stared at the door. After staring at the door for hours Luna passed out from the emotional stress, she started dream again and hoped that Discord was not there. Unfortunately he was but he had a strange look in his eyes.
Luna expected to feel the pain soon but there was no pain. Confused, Luna asked "What are you going to do to me?" Discord simply replied “I want you to play a game with me,” Luna snorted and yelled “THAT’S IT? You want me to play a game?” Discord looked at her and spoke in a very polite tone “Yes, unless you want to do something else.”
After a brief period of silence Luna yelled “Discord you seriously expect me to play a game with you! I remember what you did to me last time; I don't even want to look at you!” Discord simply replied “This is your dream Lulu; I'm not even real, you know that Discord cannot enter your dreams, he can only pull you into his.” Luna stood there shocked that Discord was right, this was her dream but why in Equestria would she dream about Discord? Luna fell to her haunches and thought "Payback's a bitch Discord."
She hoofed him straight in the face and yelled “How could you do that to me? You made me live everything that was wrong about this kingdom!”
This time with her left hoof smacking him across his horns. Luna looked him in the eyes and glared at him. Luna sighed, she was not getting any satisfaction from this, it was not real, she could beat this Discord all she wanted but she still would not get the answers she needed.
Luna started to cry as she could not believe that she was dreaming about beating Discord up, she was so angry that it was starting to affect her mind. Dream Discord walked up to her and tried to calm her down. He whispered into her ear “Its okay, you do not need to cry whatever you want to do you can do, it is your dream.” When Luna heard this she felt oddly comforted and safe. Luna looked at Discord, leaned in and kissed him.
Dream Discord's jaw dropped, he disappeared and Luna woke up. Luna was angry because she just dreamed of having an intimate moment with Discord of all ponies. Luna hoofed herself in the face trying to knock the feeling out of her. Luna then remembered what Discord had told her earlier “I’m sorry Luna.
Celestia on the other hand called the elements of harmony to Canterlot to start the search for Discord. Celestia felt uneasy and she remembered what happened last night, Luna had surrendered herself to Discord. Celestia could not believe it. Luna was one of the strongest ponies she ever had met and Luna just gave up. Discord must have done something to Luna and whatever he did,
He
Would
Pay………
Author's Note
This chapter is shorter than the one before but the next one will have about 2,000 words at least. Thanks for reading my story!
Chapter 2: A Chaotic Nightmare
Celestia called the elements of harmony for a urgent meeting and they responded by getting to Canterlot in less than a day. Celestia still had to wait and she hated the feeling, the calm before the storm. She was very jumpy and kept her guard up at all times. Celestia heard a crash from Luna’s room and galloped as fast she could to Luna’s room. She broke the door open and to her surprise Luna was just sitting there, Luna jumped from the surprise and asked Celestia
“What’s wrong? Is Discord back?” Celestia was relieved that Luna was not hurt. In between pants Celestia told Luna “No, Discord is gone but I have called the elements of harmony to help us find him.” Luna was happy to hear this but she wanted to talk to Discord before Celestia did anything to him. A guard came in telling Celestia her guests have arrived.
To Luna’s surprise Celestia did not ask her to go speak with the elements. Luna was a little disappointed but decided that now could launch her own search. After a couple of hours Luna raised the moon and called upon all of her lunar guard to brief them on the situation, after collecting her forces she told them about the situation
“Lunar guard, you are the best and brightest of my forces and I have a mission for all of you, Discord has escaped and I want all of you to start searching, Do not ask for assistance from any of the solar guard or for any official help.” All of the lunar guard gasped and whispered. Luna put an end to that as she continued her speech “If any of you are successful in you mission I want Discord to be taken to me.”
Most of the lunar guard left to start searching but some stayed to look for any information on Discord.
Luna left hoping Celestia would not find out about her private search for Discord. Luna felt a little disappointed in her sister after the night Discord showed her all the evils in the kingdom. She could not believe that there was more evil in Equestria than she thought. Luna wanted to address this but Celestia was always too busy and never paid attention to Luna statements.
Celestia always said “A lot has changed in a thousand years sister, you have to accept that.” Luna could not accept that, she experienced all of the crimes and evils in Equestria first hoof. Celestia didn’t know why Luna was acting different but she didn't ask Luna either.
Luna was starting to get angry about all of this. Luna had no idea why she was so peeved about this but she was getting more upset, she started to get taller her horn getting sharper and her coat became a darker shade of blue. Soon armor started to appear, before she knew it she turned back into Nightmare Moon.
Celestia had walked outside on the balcony and noticed the moon was bigger and the stars brighter, Shadows also had crept up on the land and they seemed to be darker. A thought entered her mind “What if Nightmare Moon is back?” She darted to Luna’s room, Luna was nowhere to be found and Celestia started to worry as she thought “Discord and Nightmare Moon, what’s next? King Sombra?” Celestia heard a familiar laugh as Discord entered the room.
Discord crept out of the shadows and asked Celestia “What is the appearance of Nightmare Moon to coincidental for you?” Celestia did not even try to talk back, her horn started to glow as she shot four magic beams at Discord.
Discord simply dodged them and ran up to Celestia and grabbed her. He slowly bent his head down to her ear as he whispered “I wonder why Luna is gone? Could it be Nightmare Moon has taken over?” Celestia tried to escape his grasp but he was stronger than her.
Celestia teleported out of Discord's grasp. Discord laughed and started to leave, but before he left Celestia asked “Discord! What did you do to her?” Discord sneered “I showed her the truth.” Then he left.
Discord teleported himself in front of Nightmare Moon and told her “Nightmare I can’t remember the last time I saw you, when was it? A thousand years ago?” Nightmare hoofed Discord straight in the face and told him “How dare you do that to Luna, I felt all that pain as well Discord.” Discord smirked and hissed “You would not mind if you did not feel the pain she did.” Nightmare smiled and hugged Discord “You silly filly, you know me to well!” Discord simply replied “I knew you couldn’t stay mad at me Nightmare.”
Discord patted Nightmare's back and got out of the hug and for the first time in a while he relaxed and hung out with a friend.
Celestia was panicking, her sister turned into Nightmare Moon AND Discord was loose, she had no idea what to do, the solar guard out looking for Discord she had also heard that the lunar guard was on the search for Discord and the with the elements on the look for Discord the Equestria had no defenses what so ever. She just hoped that someone found Discord before he could strike, the only thing she could do now was sleep and hope.
Celestia woke up and heard knocking at her door, so she put on a robe and opened the door to find that the elements where there. Twilight and her friends laughed, none of them ever thought they would see the princess with bed mane. Celestia looked at the elements and asked “Why are you laughing?”
Twilight created a mirror and showed Celestia. Bed mane was a normal thing for all ponies but because she was the princess when she had bed mane it got stuck in one position but it still flowed and waved. Celestia giggled and fixed it with magic; she then asked the elements “Have you found Discord or anything that could lead us to him?”
Twilight replied “No but we have read all the historic information on Discord and it said that he can create his own pocket of reality, if he wanted to hide he would go there” Celestia realized Twilight was right, in her anger she had commanded all of her forces to look for someone who they had no means of finding.
Celestia had to call back all of her forces but she was too late, as she looked outside the clouds were pink and it was raining chocolate.
Discord was still talking to Nightmare moon, “Nightmare I have a proposition I want to give you, would you like to hear it?” Nightmare nodded, Discord started to talk “What would you say if I could separate you from Luna’s body?”
Nightmare’s eyes widened in surprise but then realized that it was a proposition not a gift, she then asked “What do you want in return?” she tried to act aloof but she sounded desperate. Discord then told her what he wanted “I want you to help me start up a kingdom.”
Nightmare was even more surprised now than before; she told him “Celestia would never allow you or me to have our own kingdom.” Discord smirked and told her “I will simply make her a deal she cannot refuse.”
Discord teleported himself and Nightmare moon to Celestia and the elements of harmony, Nightmare punched Discord hard but not too hard and whispered “What are you doing? The elements are here and they can just get rid of us.” Discord did not care; he went up to Celestia and tapped her back as he yelled in her ear “I’M BACK!”
Celestia jumped and the elements got in there formation to attack, Twilight’s eyes started to glow and she started to levitate, Discord smirked as he said "Lets not resort to such violence my little ponies, I mean think about it however will Luna comeback from Nightmare Moon."
Celestia gasped and the elements look at each other wondering what to do, Discord snapped and took all the elements away and put them in his hand as he yelled “I WIN, you however lose.” The elements started wondering what was going, why hadn’t they sensed it was a trick to delay them?
Nightmare looked at Discord with a smile on her face as she ran up and gave him a hug telling him “Discord you sly snake, I had no idea you could trick them in such a way!” Discord gave her a short hug but he left the embrace to talk to Celestia. Celestia had no idea what went wrong the past couple of days, she was trying to think when Discord patted her on the back and whispered “It’s okay, all the chaos I caused was fake but If you don’t listen to what I have to say Equestria will be thrown into chaos.”
A tear escaped Celestia’s eye but she was quick to wipe the tear away as she responded “What could you possibly want that you can’t get for yourself?” Discord created a table where everyone except the elements could sit, Discord smiled as he told everyone what he wanted.
Discord handed a scroll to Celestia and told her “Read it, those are the terms of your surrender.” Celestia read it quietly and quickly.
Terms of the Equestrian surrender:
1. I Discord can pick any one pony in Equestria to be my spouse. 2. I want a formal equestrian wedding. 3. I want enough land to build a castle. 4. I want to ability to invite anyone to live in my castle. 5. I want pardons to whoever accepts my invitation 6. I want to be able to use my chaos magic on my land. 7. Anypony who is in my castle must abide by my law. 8. Anypony in my territory that means to do me harm will face my justice 9. Due to my chaos magic I can host billions in my territory and I expect to do so
My gifts for your surrender: 1. I will separate Nightmare Moon from Luna 2. I will give help whenever Equestria needs it. 3. I will give Equestria anything I can provide when I can. 4. I will ally myself with Equestria. 5. I will bring enemies of Equestria to your form of “justice” 6. I will give you the entire history of my species.
Any violations in this treaty that are not approved by both parties will result in turning the rule breaker into stone.
From: The Royal House of Chaos
Celestia could not believe Discord wanted to make peace but was even more baffled by this treaty; he would be giving more than getting. She wondered what made him even think of peace but that again a thousand years in stone is a long time to think about what one has done and how he can redeem himself.
After rereading the scroll a couple of times, just to make sure she had not misread anything but she finally spoke her answer “I accept these terms Discord.” The elements had all gasped, Rarity fainted, Twilight froze trying to understand why she accepted the terms but then again Twilight had not read the terms, Rainbow Dash flew up to Discord and barked “What did you do to Celestia, she would never make a deal with you!”
Discord slightly grossed out by the cyan Pegasus just grabbed her and put her down on the ground, He then told Celestia “Sign the document please I have things to do.” Celestia made a pen with magic and signed with the utmost haste just to get rid of him. Discord smirked and he snapped his fingers as he moved Nightmare to his right and Luna to his left, everyone gasped as they all went to hug Luna.
Nightmare was just glad to have her own body and she did a little victory dance but was stopped by Discord, she understood and she nodded becoming very serious but she left to go do her victory dance elsewhere. Discord walked up to Celestia and told her the deal was still not complete, he needed to pick his spouse. Celestia stood up and asked "Who did you did you pick Discord?" and he pointed at
Luna……………………..
Author's Note
I know I made it sound like the chapter was going to be huge but when I wrote the first it was only like 1,000 words so I doubled the length. I also spent like 8 hours coming up with the story and writing it, so I just said that I was done. Please if you like the story say so in the comments, if I find out what people like I can keep those features and replicate them.
Chapter 3: The Alicorn Enclave
Celestia's jaw dropped, she yelled “What? You want to take MY SISTER?!” Luna looked up at Celestia and was confused; she thought that peace had been achieved. Discord had just stood there taking it all in, Celestia yelling at Discord, almost about to break the deal but the moment was interrupted by Luna, who did not know why Celestia was angry. Celestia shouted with anger “Discord you dare to take advantage of our deal?”
The elements also confused but just followed along, charged at Discord. The elements and Celestia all hit Discord at once, Discord yelped in pain. Luna still clueless had just sat there and watched. The elements and Celestia started to feel stiff as they started to turn into stone, rainbow dash tried to fly away but was too heavy and as the other elements watched in horror they too could eventually not move. Discord was ecstatic as he jumped in the air and snapped.
The elements expected to be completely turned into stone but when Discord snapped their heads did not turn into stone but the rest of their bodies did, however Celestia had kept turning but it stopped once it encompassed her horn and the same happened with Twilight and Rarity. Luna who was just sitting there had ran to help her friends but was caught by Discord, he grabbed her quite suddenly and held her in his arms, Luna started to thrash around but stopped when Discord snapped, her legs went limp as he returned his hand to his side.
He stood in front of the elements and Celestia with Luna in his arms; they all started to talk about how “He would not get away with this.” or how “He could go to hay.” He snapped and they all found themselves unable to speak, he then exclaimed triumphantly “I could leave all of you here and plunge the world in to chaos but I have something else in mind, you see my little ponies I did not do anything in fact this is Celestia's fault.”
Rainbow Dash looked angry enough to tear Discord in half, Discord glared at Rainbow Dash as he spoke to her like she was a dog “What’s wrong? Does the little pony feel sad?” He snapped and Rainbow was able to speak “Buck you Discord, Celestia would never do anything to hurt Equestria.”
Celestia sobbed when she heard this, Rainbow truly believed that Celestia had been tricked. All of the elements looked at Celestia crying, Discord laughed and he said with glee “Tell them Celestia, tell them that their ruler nearly risked throwing Equestria in to chaos for her own needs.” She wanted to say no, forget that she wanted to get out of there, she wanted to get away from this but she faced the music and told everyone “Yes it’s true, I am the one who broke the rules.”
The elements stared in shock, Luna herself did not believe but Celestia yelled “I told them the truth Discord, so should you.”Discord then sighed as he spoke “Very well Celestia. Now my little ponies in the treaty Celestia signed it said I could pick any pony in Equestria to be my spouse I in turn picked Luna. It did not have any restrictions as to who I could pick.” The elements jaws dropped as they looked at Celestia, Discord snapped and they had the ability to speak again but only Twilight whispered “Why would you agree to give any pony to Discord?”
It truly boggled Twilight's mind, Celestia was the epitome of good to her and Celestia signed someone off to Discord as a slave? Discord looked at Luna, she however was just looking over at Celestia unable to believe her own sister gave her away like some object.
Discord’s paw ran up to Luna’s face as he grabbed it and directed it to his, He looked into her eyes with a huge smile on his face. He kissed Luna right there. Luna froze in shock, she tried to jerk her head away but he held her in place. The elements had to watch as they saw their princess locked in a kiss with Discord.
Fluttershy looked away, Twilight could not believe it, Apple Jack was still trying to understand why Celestia even signed the treaty, Rarity had gagged, and Pinkie just whimpered “Why do some of the fanfics have to be sad?” Rainbow Dash was kind of turned on. Discord broke the kiss finally to Luna’s joy. She wanted to hoof in the face right there her limbs were not in her own control, Discord looked at Celestia as he spoke “Hey Tia guess who’s going to be my wedding planner?" Rarity’s feminine instincts activated as she desperately yelled “ME! Pick me!”
A split second later she realized what she had just agreed to and face hoofed. Discord chuckled and told Rarity “You got the job! I was going to tell Tia to plan but since you’re so eager how could I say no?” Rarity's eyes bulged as she thought “I am going to plan a ROYAL WEDDING.
Hah I get to do the wedding plans this time Twilight!" Discord looked back at Luna as he whispered “Oh Lulu lets go celebrate!” He snapped and all of the elements and Celestia had been freed from stone. Before Discord snapped his fingers he looked at Celestia with a glare and said "Don't you dare try to break our deal again, or I will not be so merciful next time."
He looked at Celestia and said “Come on we got to go celebrate!” He snapped and Luna, Celestia and Discord teleported to what looked like a fancy restaurant in the middle of nowhere. Nightmare Moon was waiting inside looking bored out of her mind when saw them walking in. With a huff she said “Discord where have you been? You said you would be gone thirty minutes, it’s been hours!”
Discord frowned in disapproval as he replied “Oh I'm the one who was gone for a while? The exact second I separated you from Luna, you just up and left. You did not even tell me where you had gone.” Nightmare Moon looked at Discord with sad eyes when she started to say “Discord you're one inconsiderate Draconequus, I have been cooped up in Luna’s body for two thousand years half of which I was on the moon, you of all Draconequus's should understand how it feels to be trapped.”
Discord started to frown but thought better of it and then said “It’s okay, I didn't understand but I do now, you needed to go and get some fresh air, that’s okay.” Nightmare Moon looked up at Discord, still sobbing as she said “Really? Do you mean that?” Discord replied as he smiled “Of course I do Nightmare, why would I not?” Luna and Celestia had their most confused faces on, the god of chaos comforting an evil alter ego of Luna’s.
Luna gathered enough concentration to ask “What’s going on?” Nightmare saw Luna and as quick a train she jumped up and said “Oh uh… Nothing, why what a beautiful night it is” Luna laughed as Nightmare tried to change to conversation.
Celestia who was still not okay with what happened in the last couple of hours was trying to think of holes in the treaty that she could exploit to get back Luna. Luna however accepted the situation as she pulled Discord away to talk; she then asked curiously “What just happened between you and Nightmare Moon just now?”
Discord laughed as he replied simply “Well she sees me as a father figure Luna,” Luna was taken aback by this. She had so many questions but the first that came to mind was “Why in Equestria does she see you as a father Discord?” Discord was baffled he really thought she knew but since she clearly did not, he explained it to her “Well Luna do you remember when you and Celestia trapped me in stone?”
She responded “Yes why?” Discord was not surprised she remembered.“Well when you trapped me in stone, all of the hatred and darkness in you manifested into a force you could use against me and so Nightmare Moon was born.
Luna could not believe it, Discord was Nightmare’s father in a weird way and she was baffled because that meant that she was like a disapproving mother. Luna started to feel bad as she remembered all those years that she could've helped Nightmare.
Discord tried to comfort her by telling her “It’s not your fault, you did not know” Luna was surprised; Discord was actually good at making people calm down. She had to ask him one thing though “Discord what does Nightmare Moon truly think about me?” Discord sighed “Well Luna, you are a distant mother at best to her, she really does not like you.” With this new information Luna told Discord “Discord I have to go talk to Nightmare.”
Luna saw Celestia talking to Nightmare, Luna looked at herself and made sure she was composed, then walked up to Nightmare. It looked like Nightmare was done talking to Celestia and so Luna stepped in, Luna started to speak “Nightmare I….” She was cut off by Nightmare as she asked “What do you want? Perhaps to ask me, why Discord faked that little situation earlier like your god damn sister, the bitch thought it was not real.” Luna looked at Nightmare and hoofed her in the face as she yelled “Don’t ever talk about our sister like that! She has the right to be skeptical.”
Nightmare looked at Luna with a glare as she said “The hate I feel for you, Luna, is abysmal and nothing will change that.” Luna however was extremely insulted and she even regretted wanting to apologize to Nightmare. After that she walked inside Discord had seen what happened he just said “Celestia! Luna! It’s time to go inside."
Once inside Celestia and Luna could not believe their eyes, the entire restaurant was filled alicorns. From the waiters to the cooks everyone was an alicorn. Luna ran up to Discord instantly and with great desperation she asked “How did you do this Discord?” He simply looked at her in confusion, “Simple really, they were always here. Do you really think I would let an entire species die out? I am not as chaotic as you think; Equestria is just a chaotic outlet for me.
Luna looked at Discord he started to walk away but Luna stopped him again, still skeptical he was that nice and asked “What’s the catch Discord?” At first he did not want to tell Luna but he knew he had to, so in a calm tone he told her “Well Luna all of these alicorns pledged their allegiance to me and they can never leave this restaurant, ever.” She looked at Discord with a look of disgust, Luna then started to yell “You mean to tell me that they can never leave, EVER!”
Discord looked at her with a stare that said “So what?” Luna could not believe this; she only had one more question “How many Discord? How many are trapped here?” Discord looked at her “200 Luna and they can never leave.” Luna ran, Celestia who was still frozen in disbelief, shook her head and closed her eyes expecting to see something else but she saw all the alicorns still working as if it was normal.
Discord teleported in front of Luna and asked “Where do you think you’re going Luna?” She was sobbing and tears fell from her eyes “I am getting away from here Discord and you can’t stop me.” Discord looked at her with a “Are you serious” glare but he said “Luna what do you want me to do? Release them? 200 alicorns? That would cause chaos!”
Luna sneered at him “I do not care, besides you’re the god of chaos you should want that!” Discord looked at her and said “Luna there is one way but you won’t like it.” Luna begged Discord “Anything Discord, just let my people repopulate!” He looked at Luna with a worried face as he began to speak
“The way that I gave them immortality was, I killed an alicorn.” Luna was shocked and disgusted but Discord started to speak again “Do not give me that look Luna, how do you think you are immortal? You father and mother killed themselves so you and Celestia could live forever!”
Luna could not believe it, she was so sad but Discord continued his proposition. “Luna the only way to release them is to create a new life, Luna if you promise to give me a child I can release them but only if you really will carry out your end of the bargain.”
Luna looked at Discord and she could not stop sobbing but she started to speak “Damn it Discord, why do you always have to be right? Why couldn’t you have just tricked me, then I would feel that it was your fault but now, It’s one bad decision or another and it will be my decision, I will carry that with me for the rest of time!" Luna fell to the ground and kept crying. Discord picked her up and simply whispered “I did not want to tell you but it is the only way, I am truly sorry I burdened you with this but now I need to know,
What is your answer?"
Author's Note
I tried to write a very suspenseful chapter but I don't know if I delivered. Tell if I did in the comments! I hope you guys liked the breaking of the fourth wall done by pinkie(Every respectable fanfiction need at least one of those!)
Chapter 4: The Royal Castle
Celestia could not believe her eyes, there was alicorns! Celestia watched as Luna ran outside with Discord following her. Celestia went up to Nightmare, her hooves almost making the ground shake, when she asked “What is the meaning of this?” Nightmare looked at her with a face that said “What are you so mad about?” Celestia yelled “Nightmare there are alicorns here, why? Luna and I are the last of the alicorns!”
Nightmare giggled when she heard this and said “Celestia you have to realize that these alicorns trade their lives’ for immortality.” Celestia wanted to punch Nightmare in the face when she heard that, she then replied angrily “What? Alicorns are immortal! What you said makes no sense!” Nightmare looked at Celestia and laughed “Celestia alicorns aren’t immortal; they can be if they use a certain magic spell though.”
Celestia looked at Nightmare “What spell? I have no idea what you talking about.” Celestia desperately tried to calm herself to no avail. Nightmare took no time to think of a nicer way to answer as she replied with glee “Celestia, the spell requires the pony in question to kill another one of its own kind. That’s why there are almost no alicorns, they killed each other off.”
Celestia was trying to process what Nightmare said but she could not believe it. Nightmare could not stop smiling, she enjoyed Celestia being confused. Celestia finally processed what Nightmare said and came up with a solution. Celestia punched Nightmare in the face and she said “You lie! This is a trick!” Nightmare was fed up, she had been hit in the face like 4 times in the past couple of hours, Nightmare used her magic to throw Celestia outside, Celestia let out a yelp as she went straight through the door.
Recovering, Celestia tried to get up, but she was hit again by Nightmare as she yelled “You think you’re special! Just because you an alicorn, NO! You are not, you are a normal pony just like every pony else.”
Celestia’s horn glowed with magic but her horn was hoofed by Nightmare, Celestia fell face first into the dirt, she closed her eyes so the dirt would not hurt her eyes. Nightmare and Celestia both paused when they heard a yelp from Discord.
He had been thrown near them and he tried to speak but Luna pounced on him as she snarled and yelled “WHAT’S YOUR ANSWER HUH! You can’t just say something like that to me! I am a princess for goodness sake.” Luna was thrown off of Discord; he was fed up as he yelled angrily “NO! You are not a princess, you are a queen! My queen, the only queen of chaos and I expect you to act LIKE IT!”
Luna was surprised; she had never seen Discord explode like that. Discord continued his speech “I tried to be nice and I tried not to break the rules this time but no one listens to me! You will listen now, Luna I told you the facts and you attacked me, I did not want to tell you but you insisted. Now I want an apology Luna!”
Luna stared at him, she was confused with herself, on one hand she could apologize, become a mother and help her species repopulate or she could spit in Discord’s face, tell him he can go buck himself and his stupid deal, turn into stone and watch her country fall into chaos.
Celestia however was still dealing with Nightmare, Nightmare galloped at Celestia with her horn covered in a blue aura. Celestia saw five different types of offensive magic come from Nightmare but they were all stopped by Discord. He yelled again but this time at Celestia and Nightmare Moon “You two! Sit down and SHUT IT! I am tired of you two fighting, get over your selves all ready, I mean really!” He looked back at Luna still expecting his answer from her.
Luna started to speak “Discord….. I am sorry, I should not have been rude but that does not mean that I can’t freak out, I mean in less than a day I have been given away to be a queen in a arranged marriage, found out that 200 of my own kind are alive and that the only way to release is to have foals with you!”
Celestia’s expression went livid when she heard this. The only way that the last of her kind could be released was if her sister was to have FOALS! With Discord no less, the god of chaos. It was enough to launch herself at Discord; He just dodged her attack and grabbed her by the horn. Celestia could not move.
Discord had completely immobilized her. He started to speak in a calm but creepy tone “Celestia, never do that again or I will break your horn OFF!” he threw her to his right, not caring about where she landed. Celestia teleported herself in front of him as she replied to him with desperation and tears in her eyes “Discord don’t do this, she is my sister. You can get anyone else pregnant, hell I will convince Cadence if I have to!”
Luna looked at Celestia with pity. Luna had never seen Celestia like this, on the ground begging and crying. Luna walked up to Celestia as she spoke with a sure but shaky voice “Celestia I have to do this and even if you wanted to stop him you could not, that would break the treaty and turn you into stone.”
Discord went up to Nightmare as he started to speak with a tired and raspy voice “Nightmare I need you to find a suitable place for our castle.” Nightmare teleported away to go find the spot for their castle. After that Discord walked toward Luna and Celestia, he tried to talk but his voice failed him at first but after a couple of tries he got his voice back.
“Luna you can go back to your castle to pack up your things and to say your goodbyes, I don’t think any pony will want to visit you. Celestia I would like you to remind Rarity about her job as my wedding planner and once she has everything sorted out please tell me. I need to build my home and sort out the lunar guard moving there. Nightmare teleported back as she whispered to Discord “I think I found the spot but it’s close to Ponyville.”
Discord nodded as he replied with a careless attitude “I don’t care where it is, is it big enough?” Nightmare nodded yes. Discord teleported to the location, he looked around as he started to work his magic. The area glowed ominously as a building started to poke out of the ground, a gigantic castle was coming out of the ground as Discord started to sweat and flex his muscles struggling to finish.
Luna and Celestia looked at the restaurant as they teleported away wondering “Why did they get to live? Was it because of their selfishness, or simply because they asked Discord for immortality. Was that the reason? Shouldn’t the better more selfless alicorns survived?” Luna went to her room as she started to cry and sob, thinking about the day she realized that she had endured more emotional stress today than ever. Luna started to grab all of her belongings, remembering the memories connected to these objects.
The crown she received from her father symbolizing her as a princess, the bracelet she received from Celestia when she was transformed back into herself by the elements, saying that this was a new era. The time for another new era was coming and fast, so she needed to be prepared. Luna called the guards as she ordered them “Get me a fire pit!” The guards did as she commanded, after lighting to fire Luna threw all of her personal treasure in with tears in her eyes she commanded the guards to leave.
They followed her command, she tried to grab the items out but it was too late she already crossed the Rubicon. Luna tried but every time she reached it the fire she burnt herself after a while she put out the fire, she grabbed the things she threw in but they were destroyed. Her crown was bended and cracked and she couldn’t even find the bracelet, she sobbed and tears flew out of her like a river. Celestia quickly sent Rarity a letter reminding her about the wedding, regretting ever signing that treaty.
Discord had finally finished his castle, the center was a tower that was bended and twisted, spikes grew out of it and the tower was surrounded by houses and other city buildings. The wall of the city were slender and tall, at the entrance to the city was a big open arch with what looked like a checkpoint station for security. He waited until the next day.
Luna woke up, she yawned and she tried to stretch but one of her hooves bumped in a pony, she yelped as she looked to her side and she saw Discord. Discord smirked and he whispered in a calming tone “I need to tell the lunar guard about the new situation and you should change their name, I was thinking the “Chaotic Guard” but I don’t know, what do you think Luna?” Luna covered herself with her bed sheets, given she was naked most of the time but this was in her bed it was different.
Luna did not reply but instead she scolded Discord “Discord! What are you doing here?” She tried to punch him hard but she was tired, so it did not even catch Discord’s attention. Discord looked at her frustrated as he asked again “Please assemble the lunar guard and inform them of the situation?”
Luna started to get up, she activated her magic and spoke to all of the lunar guard “Brave lunar guard, I am marrying Discord god of chaos and disharmony. All of you will follow his orders as if they were my own; we are also changing the name of your branch to the “Chaotic Guard” now Discord would like to speak with all of you.”
Discord was brought into the announcement, he spoke with a very happy and proud tone “Now chaotic guard I would like you to go to Ponyville, from there you should be able to see my castle. Please go there and await further instruction.”
Luna grumbled angrily as she went back to sleep, Lucky for Discord the lun- chaotic guard followed orders very well. Discord could sense all of the guard amassing at his castle, hundreds of thousands gathered as he teleported himself over there as quickly as possible. The former lunar guard thought it was a trick and that they had gone over Discord castle for a celebration of ceremony but they were very disappointed to find out it was all real but they followed orders like good soldiers.
When Discord showed up he ordered all of the different races to separate themselves, soon all the earth ponies were together and the same with the other two races. Then Discord snapped as the chaotic guards were still in the same groups but all of the mares separated from the stallions. Then Discord started to speak very calmly “Now chaotic guard you will all be separated into branches, the earth ponies will be my chaotic army, the Pegasi my chaotic air force and the unicorns will be my chaotic center of intelligence.
Now half of the mares will not join anyone neither will one third of the stallions.” Even with this many ponies he could see their surprise and curiosity in what he said, so he decided not to keep them waiting as he separated half of the mares and one third of the mares “The ones that have been separated by me will be become part of the chaotic citizen corporation, they will focus on increasing our population.”
All of the ponies were confused some were out right disgusted most followed orders, seeing as following Luna had been good in the past but those who tried to run off were stopped by Discord and he teleported them back to their groups.
Today was the first day Discord’s kingdom started to run, he gave all of the ponies maps of the city and he directed them to start doing their jobs. The earth ponies began exercising and training, the pegasi doing patrols and training as well, the unicorns got to work as they started to collect information and the others, well they got “Busy!” Discord teleported himself to his throne. He laughed with glee as his city started to come to life. The city functioned like a machine,
Discords machine.
Author's Note
This chapter took a little longer to make but it got done. Thanks for reading guys, you have no idea how much it means to me! For those of you who are reading I would like you to know that I will be writing more stuff soon but before I start writing my other stories I am going to finish this one.
Chapter 5: The Royal Wedding
Luna woke up from her slumber with an unexplained energy; she had found herself ready to face the day’s challenges. Discord teleported in and that feeling sure changed to his dismay, he liked seeing Luna happy. Luna sighed when Discord came in, she asked in an annoyed tone “Discord what do you want? I just woke up.” He looked at her with a surprised look; he simultaneously looked at the ground. Discord saw ashes and a broken crown. Discord paid no mind to her question as he walked toward the broken crown; He picked it up and looked at it with an intense curiosity. Luna was a little frustrated with Discord, he completely ignored her question but she realized what he was looking was looking at.
Discord looked back at Luna as he walked toward her, he asked with a worried tone “Why is your crown all broken and bent?” Luna looked at Discord as she started to blush, she replied very embarrassed “Well Discord, I was very emotional last night and in my anger and sadness I destroyed a lot of my personal belongings.” Discord was a little surprised as he asked another question more curious than before “Luna do you regret breaking anything? I mean this is one of the few items you hold close to your heart.” Luna wanted to say she did regret it or that she did not mind destroying it, but she started to cry as she replied “Yes I do regret breaking my belongings, but nothing can bring them back now.”
Discord looked at the broken crown and he snapped his fingers, the crown started to retain its shine and color it also started to bend back into proper shape. When Luna opened her eyes she could not believe it, the crown was fixed! Luna was so happy, she could not contain herself as she pulled Discord into a kiss.
To say Discord was surprised was an understatement. Discord had never kissed Luna this way before but he wasn't one to complain, he started to grab her waist and Luna responded by wrapping her forelegs around his neck. Luna started to wrap her back legs on his back but Discord had pulled her up and he carried her to the bed. The logical half of Luna's mind screamed at her to get the buck off of Discord and storm out, while the other half didn't give a single buck for logic and wanted to enjoy this for as long as possible.
Discord pulled his head away for air, a tiny strand of saliva connected Luna’s and Discord mouth but after a few breaths Discord kissed her again this time wrapping his tongue around hers. Luna moaned in appreciation and felt something press up against her belly.
Discord was hard as a rock but he had not done anything yet, out of respect for Luna. Luna herself was well past ready and was about to ask Discord to push in when somepony walked through the door. Cadence unfortunately did not know that Discord was loose, in fact that was the exact reason she was in Canterlot, Celestia had needed to tell her and Shining Armor something important. Cadence was planning on saying hello to Luna before she went to go see Celestia. Cadence did not even have to look, normally she would have sensed two people making love but Canterlot was shielded so that no pony could detect anything.
Discord had been caught but Cadence did not know it was him; Cadence had already closed her eyes and covered them with her hoof. Cadence blushed as she spoke “Sorry Luna I did not know you had company.” Luna of course had tried to play this off smoothly as she replied “Its fine Cadence, you did not know.” Discord of course saw this as his window of opportunity to introduce himself, he had never met Cadence in person and what would make a better first impression than a joke? Discord snickered “Oh Luna you did not say you would invite a friend to join us!” If looks could kill then Discord would explode with the glare that Luna gave him.
Cadence yelled “How dare you incite something like that, I will let you know I am a married mare!” She opened her eyes to see that Discord in bed with Luna, Cadence lunged at Discord with her horn covered in pink aura signifying she was ready to attack. Discord of course allowed himself to grabbed by Cadence, he simply laughed like nothing happened and he continued to joke “Oh Cadence like’s it rough? I would have never thought.” Cadence only got angrier as she was only a second away from blasting him with her magic but Luna stopped her. Cadence was more confused than ever as she proclaimed “Luna!? What are you doing? That’s Discord, the god of chaos.”
Luna was a little upset that she was interrupted by Cadence but she kept calm as she replied “I know who Discord is Cadence but you should know that I am his fiancée. I am also the queen of chaos now, I think thats my title right?” Discord looked up at her and nodded, Discord then told Cadence with a smirk on his face “Celestia called you here because you’re going to be one of the bride’s mares to Luna.” Cadence processed this and then ran to Celestia’s quarters to get answers. Discord looked at Luna as he said “Well I need to go and make sure that the wedding plan is going as expected, bye honey.” Discord kissed Luna on the cheek and teleported to Ponyville.
Two months later
Everything was set, the tables, the altar and the ponies but not a lot of ponies were invited anyway. In fact the only ponies that had been invited were Celestia, all of the elements of harmony, Cadence, Shining Armor and Nightmare Moon. Nightmare was the only pony there who was actually happy for Discord and as such had prepared all of the transportation to Discords new kingdom where the wedding party would actually take place. Unfortunately Pinkie Pie did not plan the party because to her this was not something to be celebrated.
Discord could not have Nightmare as his best stallion because she was a mare, so he told shining to be his best stallion and reluctantly he accepted after Luna convinced him. This was the moment, the moment Discord had waited for his entire life, ever since he was a child ponies always told him that no one would ever love him because he was a freak. Discord however did not ponder on those memories very long; instead he looked to the future.
Rarity was upset, she had been so busy planning the wedding that she did not have any time make any dresses. The wedding bells chimed and everyone had a look of horror on their face as Luna walked down the aisle and even the flower girls were dumping the flowers on the ground uneventfully, Discord smiled as he looked into the crowd, they all looked scared and sad especially Cadence. Cadence was crying her heart out. Cadence never thought that at a wedding, the symbol of ultimate love would be used for this. The wedding was beautiful though, Rarity did a wonderful job. The table’s were laced with white thread with picture’s of
flowers on them. Luna had a black wedding gown similar to Twilight’s dress but Luna’s dress had more stars. Luna finally reached the altar with a dreadful attitude, Luna thought that her wedding would be special and to her special some pony. Discord of course than spoke more happy than ever “Luna you look beautiful.” His voice was venomous as he continued to speak “Priest! I want you to skip to the last part.”
Celestia was next to Luna as she heard Discord; she looked at the priest as he agreed with him. No doubt the Priest wanted to get out of there as soon as possible, still Celestia wanted Luna to be free of Discord as long as possible. Discord snapped as the rings appeared in his hand, he had pulled out some index cards. Luna was surprised, she did not prepare anything. Discord had tears of joy in his eyes and so did Nightmare, unlike any pony else because they had all been sad Discord did this to Luna.
He put the wedding ring on his finger and her wedding ring on her horn, he leaned in to kiss her but he stopped to tell Luna something. Discord’s tears started to fall as he spoke “Luna, I am going to show you why I am so chaotic.” Celestia over heard this as she jumped at him with vigor, knowing if any pony truly knew why he was chaotic they would take his side.
Then Discord snapped his fingers.
Author's Note
Well the make or break moment is coming soon, Discords transition from temporary antagonist will go to permanent protagonist in the next chapter.
Chapter 6: The Truth Behind Chaos Part 1
Discord and Luna teleported to the royal gardens. Luna asked Discord “What just happened!? As soon as you told me that you’re going to show me why you’re so chaotic Celestia freaked out.” Discord smirked as he kept snapping his fingers, Luna looked at him curiously and said “What you are doing?”
Discord’s smirk grew into a smile as he replied very happily “Well Lulu, Celestia knows that originally she was the bad guy but that she hid the truth. Well I guess we all fall someday right?” Luna of course wanted to hit him but she kept listening as he continued he sentence “Time to reveal the truth behind chaos.”
30 Thousand years ago.
Discord was on his way to school, ancient Canterlot was beautiful. The streets were white as snow and the houses filled with life, ponies lined the sidewalks and every one of them was dressed with amazing style and class. The streets started to clear leaving young Discord to walk the sidewalk alone. Discord was mildly annoyed by this but at least no one was in his way now. Discord preferred to teleport but unfortunately it wasn't the most subtle way to travel and magic use was only allowed in a pony's home or business, so he had to walk.
Discord was crossing the street when a carriage almost ran him over, he teleported out of the way of course but the carriage crashed. Discord teleported to the crash to see if any pony had been hurt but who was in the carriage surprised him, a very young princess Celestia was in the carriage and she had been knocked out during the crash. A little trickle of blood went Celestia face, seeing that the princess was injured Discord picked up Celestia and teleported to the nearest hospital.
It was one of the biggest mistakes of his life, considering his race. When he got to the hospital he ran in asking for a doctor and as soon as he gave Celestia to the doctors he was tackled into the ground by one of the guards. They had assumed that he was a monster and took him out of the hospital but as soon as he started speaking they got of his case “What are you doing to me? Get off of me guard!” The guards looked at him in surprise not expecting him to speak; considering the creature was sentient the lazy guards let him go.
Discord shrugged it off and went back into hospital, and not to his surprise a lot of ponies in the waiting room got up and left when he came in. Discord walked up to the reception desk and asked the receptionist “I came in with a injured pony just a minute ago, she had a pink mane and a sun as her cutie mark, I would like to see the room she is in please.” Considering she just saw that the “monster” brought the poor pony in, she cut him some slack and told him the room number but she also paged the doctor to tell him about the Draconequus.
Soon the doctor came to the reception desk, the doctor trembled when he saw Discord and was unsure of how to react to the beast until it spoke “Doctor I would like to see the pony I brought in please.” The doctor decided not to argue with the creature and brought it to the patient’s room.
Celestia was inside and she had already informed the hospital of who she was and how to contact her father. Discord knocked on Celestia's door. "Come in," Celestia said. When Discord entered Celestia gasped for she had never seen a creature like him. Normally if she had looked at creature like him she would say it belonged in a cage but since he did save her, she had found him very attractive. Discord decided to be polite and introduce himself “Hello my name is Discord and if I may be entitled to know your name, what is it?”
Celestia looked at him and she seriously thought he was joking but realized that his species would know little to nothing about her she replied “I am Celestia. I just wanted to thank you for bringing me to the hospital, although I would have been alright it was still a nice thing to do.” Discord could never understand why ponies insisted on using healing spells when the body can already heal itself. Discord did not mind however and he just looked at her trying to understand what made her so confident, Celestia decided to break the silence and ask “Hey Discord how old are you?” Celestia was trying to hide her attraction and play hard to get but she was a little shaken up so her voice cracked.
Discord was clueless, to his misfortune, so he replied “I am 17 years old, how old are you?” Celestia was glad he was not a too old and she was very happy as she replied “I am 17 as well, that’s very lucky coincidence don’t you think?” Discord was confused to what she was implying so he just agreed
(That poor bastard)
Celestia was became very happy when she heard him agree, not knowing he was just being nice, she continued to advance. Being the lady that Celestia was she would never ask a stallion on a date but she could however get him to ask, Celestia decided to use the carriage crash as a advantage as she spoke “Discord this crash has left me a bit shaken up and I have been feeling a little anxious.” Discord fell into her trap a when he replied “I would shaken up if I was in a accident, I could visit you later if you want?” Celestia gave herself a mental high five as she maintained her aloofness. Celestia put on her poker face as she replied “I would like that a lot Discord, thank you.”
Discord looked at Celestia and he wondered why she was smiling, he did not want to get caught staring so he looked around the room but when his eyes fell upon a clock he saw the he was late for school. Discord got up slowly and told Celestia “I have to go, I am late for school.” Celestia looked back at Discord and asked “What school do you go to?” Discord looked at her and told her hesitantly
“I go to Canterlot High. You know what? Why don’t I meet you there after school?” Celestia smiled as she replied “Definitely, I will meet you then. Bye Discord, see you around 4:00.” Discord teleported himself to his school and he walked down the hall and he spoke to himself “I hate being tardy ugh! Everyone always looks down at me.” Discord walked into the class room, the students just looked at him, every single pony expected him to be late and so did the teacher.
DISCORD! Yelled Celestia, Discord and Luna had been scared to death. Celestia was glad she had finally found him, she formed a smile on her face as she spoke “Discord no pony can ever know your tale!” Discord of course glared at Celestia with anger as he replied “You just say that because you know I am right! You BITCH!” Luna hoofed him in the shoulder when she heard him say that. Discord summoned a magic shield when he saw Celestia’s horn glow, dozens of magical beams shot at Discords shield.
Discord looked at Luna as he told her “Luna I can’t hold this shield much longer and Celestia does not look to happy so it’s time to go.” Luna hit Discord again, this time he paid her no heed and he snapped his fingers a second time and they found themselves at Discord’s castle. Luna and Discord were standing in the throne room, Discord walked to his throne and he motioned his hand to a second throne next to his.
Luna went to sit down; she fell into her seat tired from all the emotional stress she went through when Celestia attacked Discord. Discord coughed to catch Luna’s attention, hearing this she turned her head to face Discord.
“Now Luna where was I?”
Chapter 7: The Truth Behind Chaos Part 2
Chapter 7: The Truth Behind Chaos Part 2
Discord continued telling his story to Luna but before he was about to start Luna asked him a question “Discord you can’t be serious, Celestia has never been attracted to anyone. Least of all you!” Discord smirked as he replied “Luna, the reason she was never attracted to any pony was because of what she did to me, she felt very guilty. Now Luna I need to continue my story.”
30 thousand years ago
The school bell rang and all of the students ran out the door, except Discord he teleported to the outside of his school, normally he would walk out with everypony else but today he was waiting for Celestia, she was a pony he just met. Discord was a little curious about why she had a horn and wings, most ponies have one or the other. Discord did not care though; he could see Celestia’s head sticking out of a carriage and her hoof was waving to him. The carriage landed on the grass near Discord, Celestia walked out and greeted him
“Hey Discord! I was wondering where you want to hang out?” Discord had not thought about this but he responded very quickly when he thought of a place to go “I was thinking we could get something to eat at pony Joe’s donut shop. Hey Celestia I was wondering why your guards have not stopped me from seeing you?” Celestia was not surprised by his question but she answered him with another question “Well if you were my guard would you think that some pony that saved my life is dangerous?”
Discord’s face grew a smile as he replied “No I would not. It’s good that I won’t be tackled by your guards.” He said with a small chuckle, Celestia responded with a small giggle “Alright then Discord, it sounds very fancy.” Celestia kept a small smile on her face, while Discord’s face became apologetic as he spoke again “Sorry Celestia it’s just that I can’t afford any place really expensive but pony Joe’s makes the best donuts in Canterlot.”
Celestia was a little surprised by his apology, most of the colts her father set her up with were take charge and take no back talk types. Celestia replied happily “Oh its fine Discord, I don’t like eating at fancy places any way.” She lied but she had never been to a donut shop, Celestia ate more refined desserts but this could be a good change of pace.
Discord and Celestia got in the carriage as Celestia ordered the guards to take them to pony Joe’s. Celestia thought that this could be the time that she could start some small talk “So Discord can you tell me about yourself, I did not get to learn a lot about you.” Discord was happy she broke the silence and a smile crept up on his face as he replied “Well I am a Draconequus, I love sweets, I am very organized, I like to try and be nice to others despite how they treat me and I really like to collect books. I prefer to use my magic instead of physical ability because well I prefer a headache over exhaustion.
What about you though?” Celestia giggled when he said “I prefer a headache over exhaustion.” In fact her giggle turned into a laugh and Discord caught her laughter so he started to laugh as well. Celestia kept laughing but she replied “Discord I am the same way, my father tells me I should learn how fly but I prefer to focus on using my horn.
Anyways back to the subject, I am princess Celestia. I like to collect books as well. I also like to research how to make better infrastructure for Canterlot.” Discord’s jaw dropped as he scrambled to try and reply “You’re the princess? The princess of Canterlot?!” Celestia was a little surprised herself, she thought it was weird Discord did not treat her like royalty but considering he did not know. Celestia started to speak
“I hope you don’t treat me any differently Discord I really like the way that you do.” Celestia said this seductively as she moved in for a kiss; Discord did not know what was happening so he backed he leaned back but Celestia was relentless and she jumped on him.
Celestia’s lips met Discord’s, she felt more alive than ever and was glad she just went for it but Discord finally realized why she had taken so much interest in him, she liked him! Celestia pulled her lips away to breath, Discord was glad he could breathe again but not for long because she started to make out with him. Celestia tongue went into his mouth and wrapped around Discord, he had never been more uncomfortable when she did that but he did not want to hurt her feelings so he started to kiss back.
(That poor bastard)
Celestia’s head was pulled back when the carriage stopped and Discord panicked because he heard the guard walking to open the door, Discord shoved the door open and as said out of breath “L-lad-ladies first.”
Celestia walked out of the carriage but not before she winked her right eye at him, Discord wanted to disappear and never be found again, he had almost been caught kissing the princess! Discord had no idea what kind of punishment you could he get for kissing the princess but he had to be careful so no one would catch him.
Discord was unbelievably nervous now but he had to act normal but this act was almost destroyed when Celestia started to sway her flank at him, Discord all most fell and he was just glad she was a little subtle about it. Discord closed the carriage when Celestia told the guards “Stay with the carriage both of you, me and Discord would like some privacy.” Both guards nodded and said “Yes Princess!” Discord gulped, he was unsure what Celestia meant by that but they were in public so they could not do anything to bad.
(That poor fucking bastard.)
Discord opened the door for Celestia and she walked into him and rubbed her flank against him as she walked in. Discord gulped loudly as he went to find a seat, he walked to the seat that was closest to the door and he motioned his hand to Celestia to call her over. Celestia walked over and sat down; she pulled the menu over to her and started to peruse it. Discord sat next to Celestia and he started to think of questions why she was interested in him “Celestia I would like to know why you are so interested in me?”
Discord tried to sound nice and polite but he was very nervous, Discord was almost afraid to ask Celestia but he needed to know; Celestia grew a smile when Discord asked her that. Celestia had been waiting for him to ask and she replied very quickly “Well Discord when you brought me to the hospital you had been polite and not because I was the princess, most suitors of mine were also brash and arrogant, you are timid and nice.
You had been polite and shown that you cared; I mean if my father was there he would have taken me home and told me to walk it off but you took me to the hospital. In short Discord, you have cared for me more than most of my family members. That’s why I like you.” Discord of course was falling apart inside because she was telling the truth; his personality had done this to him. Discord was quick to reply though “Thank you for explaining that Celestia but this is our first date I guess and you have already made out with me I am trying to sa-“ Celestia cut him off as she put her right foreleg around his shoulder and spoke with a seductive whisper “We could do more than make out you know.”
Discord’s eyes shot open and he tried to speak but no words came out, he watched her cast a spell and he was wondering what happened when Celestia started to speak “Discord I just cast a time spell, everything should stop around us and I cast a invisibility spell so no one can see us,you know .” She giggled just a little when she said those last words, Discord’s heart was racing, he did not want to hurt her feelings but he did not like her. Celestia’s head got closer to his but he stopped her with his arms as he said with a cautionary tone “Celestia you are a very pretty mare but I-“ Celestia got the message and she pulled away and grew a frown then she got angry as she replied “Discord! Whats wrong? Am I to forward or is it because I am princess?!”
Discord did not want to anger Celestia further so he replied very quickly “Celestia it’s not that, it’s just that I am not attracted to you. I mean you are very beautiful but-“ Celestia pulled Discord into a kiss and Discord was not very happy but she pulled away and started to speak “Discord even you just admitted that I am beautiful, why does not work for you?!” Discord could not get angry even though he was about to explode he stopped himself as he replied “Celestia you are the princess and I am a Draconequus, we aren’t even the same species how do you expect me to react? I am sure that you are extremely beautiful by pony standards but I am just not attracted.”
Celestia was even angrier now as she replied “That’s it, you just not attracted to me! That’s so bucking shallow!” Discord got a little angry when she said that so he replied very quickly “Celestia I am not shallow, you have a very nice personality and I can see other Draconeqi liking you but I don’t know why I am not attracted to you, hell I should be attracted but I am just not!” Celestia was a little less angry but she decided that maybe she could change his mind
“Discord maybe you are just missing something. Perhaps if you explain what you do like about me you can find what you don’t like.” Celestia knew that if she could get him to say what he liked about her she could take advantage of that. Discord was a little relieved that she was not so angry but he was still in trouble he could feel it but he went along with what she was saying. Discord started to speak hesitantly “Well… Um…. Your mane is nice, you have a nice personality, you eyes are pretty and your voice is very soothing I guess.” Celestia now had a mental check list to follow, Celestia started to speak in a very seductive tone “Discord I really wanted to apologize for being so forward.”
When Celesita finished her sentence she leaned against Discords chest and looked up at him, she also put her mane in his hands as she started to speak again “I did not know that you were not attracted to me. I would just like to ask what you don’t like about me.” Discord could not find the words; in fact he could not speak. Discord tried to move his mouth to speak but Celestia put her hoof to his lips and said “You did not answer meaning that you have no reason not to like me and all those reasons you told me before to like me.”
Discord’s eyes were widened, he was scared, he did not know what to do. Discord then took her hoof from his face when he replied nervously “Celes- Cel- Celestia I can’t. I just don’t like you, I am sorry. Celestia you’re a princess please don’t act like this.” Celestia was getting frustrated as she thought to herself “What is wrong with him, I am the goddamn princess. Stallions line up in the streets for me! Whatever, I can still fix this; in fact I will use his politeness against him.” Celestia started to make her lip quiver and she used her magic to make her eyes water, Celestia gave her best rejected impression as she said “Wh-w-Why? Why don’t you like me?”
Discord of course fell for her act like a brick wall.
Discord started to feel very guilty when he saw Celestia starting to cry, he tried to say he was sorry but instead he said “Celestia I don’t know what I was thinking. Please let me make it up to you.” Discord then realized what he said, Discord started to panic in his head as he thought “No! No, damn it! I just dug myself deeper into this hole, SHIT!”
Celesita smiled when her plan worked, she pulled Discord closer with her hoofs and wrapped them around him. Celestia started to whisper into Discords ear “Thank you, please kiss me now.” Discord’s face was that of suffering but he did not want to make her feel bad, he did not want a relationship with her either. So Discord did what any pony would do in his situation, he jumped away and told her very carefully
“I am very sorry but-“ Celestia had enough of his opinion and she grabbed him and kissed him. Discord was trying to escape but Celestia held him in place with her magic. Celesita pulled her head back and broke the kiss and she started to speak “Look Discord I like you but you do not like me, I can fix that. Celestias eyes started to swirl and she started speaking in a very serious tone. Discord recognized this as a hypnotizing spell but he could not look away because Celestia was holding his head towards her with magic, so he closed his eyes. Celestia started to use her magic to open his eyes; it was working but very slowly. Celestia finally got his eyes open and she started to speak
“Discord you are in love with me, you will do anything for me, you will not question me and you will never get hurt me in anyway. Do you understand Discord?" Some would think what Celestia was doing was over kill but she did not care and she had enough of his resistance. Discord started to turn grey as he replied “Yes my love.”
“Wait just a second! You are telling me that Celestia hypnotized you to love her, that’s it! That’s why you hate her!” Luna said. Discord scowled as he replied “No my dear Lulu that is not why but I am getting to that part soon.” Luna looked at him impatiently as she started to yell “Discord! I do not have time for this; just tell me what she did to you.” Discord’s scowl got even worse when he heard that but he complied
“Well Luna, Celestia killed my family.”
Prologue: The God of Chaos
Discord awoke from his stone prison feeling more alive than ever, standing in one position for a couple of thousand years tends to get a somepony pent up. Discord was overjoyed at his release but then he realized that he had pins and needles across his body, blood had started to flow again and it felt very strange.
He snapped his fingers and the feeling was gone. Discords first thought was to start causing chaos, but he stopped himself because all Celestia needed to do was shoot him with the elements of harmony and he would be back at square one. No, he had to plan his steps and see what had changed in his thousands of years of imprisonment. So, he snapped his fingers and teleported himself into the Everfree forest where he set up a temporary base, soon after the base was setup he had a bite to eat. He made a mustard and peanut butter sandwich with a glass of mango flavored ginger ale, one would say this meal makes no sense but what was the fun in making sense?
After finishing his meal Discord created a bag of eyes, he picked a few out and threw them across Equestria, with these eyes he could see what they saw. Discord sat down and looked through the eyes he had thrown; one was in an urban area. He heard from a couple of ponies and learned that it was Manehatten. Discord looked through another eye and saw a quaint little town with filly’s and colts running and playing. Discord couldn't exactly hear what the town was called from a mare and a stallion walking nearby, he had heard something like Horseville or Ponytown but he couldn't care less.
Discord repeated this process various times but the most interesting eye had a view of a brothel. Discord looked through that eye for a very long time. Not because he was a pervert but because he enjoyed the fact that even in perfect pony land Celestia could not stop things like this, things that caused so much suffering, or if you looked at it from the stallions view "pleasure". Alas he had other things to learn, so he spent the next couple of hours watching and learning about this new Equestria.
Discord had learned that this Equestria was more chaotic than he could ever get it. All because of all the the ponies that had been doing bad things like rape and murder. Despite being the god of chaos Discord would never physically hurt anypony. Discord enjoyed mental suffering. The way ponies caused chaos was strange to Discord. Discord barely managed to go sleep that night, he had seen mares getting raped, ponies being killed and crimes being committed. Discord told himself "That in the morning he would show Equestria to be chaotic the right way."
The happiest part of the next day was finding out that the elements of harmony were not longer wielded by Celestia and her sister, Discord jumped with glee but that his joy was killed by the fact he needed to find the wielders of the elements. He looked through all of the urban cities as he tried to find the wielders but to no avail, he then looked at the most wealthy places and again it was no use. After hours of looking for the wielders of the elements he decided to spy on Celestia until she talked or met with the wielders after more hours he finally got a clue.
Celestia had mentioned her student Twilight Sparkle. So Discord looked at all of the schools and colleges in Canterlot but could not find her. He then went back to spying on Celestia and found that her student was in Ponyvile, so as quick as he could he switched to his eyes in Ponyville.
When Discord found her he learned she was a wielder and he watched her for a while and found out she only wielded one and he laughed so hard it hurt his chest. This "Prize Pupil" of Celestia could not even wield two of the elements. He then went to sleep and started to dream, Discord of course was a lucid dreamer controlling his dreams he summoned the princess of the night. Discord then took the princess of the night into his dream; he poked at Luna stomach three times,
"Third time’s the charm" Discord chimed, she then woke up.
Luna felt the strangest sensation as she was pulled into a dream, She felt her belly being poked at and heard
"Third time’s the charm" in a very familiar voice.
She looked up and there he was, Discord the god of chaos, she jumped away in fear. Even though she could enter dreams she could not control another’s dream, tears fell from her eyes as she imagined what he would do to her, he could do anything it was his dream and he could break her bones, rip off her horn, rape her, torture her or hypnotize her. Whatever Discord could do she had to take it, for the kingdom and for her little ponies. She tried to talk but no words came out, Discord then told her,
“It’s no use Luna, the only thing you can do here is scream.”
He jumped on top of her. She kicked and punched him but her hooves just went through him, she tried to talk again but to no avail, he then replied
“You cannot talk, do you need me to gag you?"
Just to get it through you thick pony skull,” he hissed as he punched her in the gut. She tried to yell in pain but could not; Discord looked at her with a disappointed face and decided to gag her.
He went with a more traditional gag, nothing special just a normal cloth, He looked at her with a look of disgust and spit on her she tried to hit him but like before her hooves went through him. He looked at her and sneered
“You think you can hit me? No Luna but I can hit you.”
He punched her in the gut again and she bit down on the cloth hard but broke it when she felt her own teeth. Discord took off her gag and snapped he proceeded to punch her right wing, she heard it crack and yelped, surprised to hear her own voice she looked at Discord and asked him
”Why? Why would you this?”
He simply replied “For revenge my dear Lulu,” and he grabbed her head, she whimpered in pain and spat in his face but the spit went through him. Discord moved his face closer to hers and whispered in her ear “Celestia thinks that she has created the perfect nation but I will show you she is very wrong.”
She tried to move away but she could not, he was to strong, he then told her about all the crimes, rapes and deaths, she was in agony she did not want to hear this but she was forced to listen.
“You think that Celestia is so perfect, I will show you her failures and you will feel them as well.” He started to fill her brain with all of these images of what he was talking about but that was just the first part, she started to feel them. At first it hurt she felt like she was being stabbed, crushed, beaten and punched.
Then it started to feel good, she felt all the pleasures of the crimes she saw a brothel and she had felt at least twenty prostitute’s feelings and pleasures surge into her. Discord looked at Luna, her eyes rolling into the back of her head from the pleasure but she also cried out in pain, he dropped her onto the ground and looked at her, she started to spasm from all the feelings and she rolled around trying to stand but she could not then she started to cum.
She came and came again not stopping until Discord snapped his fingers, the images and feeling were gone and she was so exhausted and could not move. Discord looked at her and said “If I let you feel this nonstop you would die because you would have a heart attack, so I will give you five minute breaks for each thirty minute session.”
Luna’s eyes started to tear when he told her this. So he waited five minutes and then started it again and for thirty minutes she cried out in pain and pleasure. The next break came and she begged him to stop she said she would do anything for him, he then replied “I want you to do this again.”
Five minutes later he started again, slowly half of an hour went by, her body unable to move as she tried to mouth something, Discord snapped again but instead of the pain she was able to talk again, she then whimpered “Please Discord stop why are you doing this?” Discord replied, “Because you deserve it Lulu, oh look it’s been five minutes.” he exclaimed as he snapped.
After a couple of hours of doing this, Discord looked at her and was surprised to see a look of pleasure only and with a confused look he asked “Are you enjoying this?” Luna wanted desperately to say no but she nodded very slowly. Discord snapped again and the pleasure stopped, Luna’s body began to relax as Discord asked “Did you enjoy yourself Lulu?”
She tried to speak but she could not she could only nod in approval. Discord then went up to her and asked do you want more? Luna tried to say no, she even tried to hit him but she said “Yes,” almost begging him to start again. Discord replied “Ask and you shall receive Lulu.” He snapped his fingers and for the next thirty minutes she only moaned in pleasure, Discord laughed whenever she moaned because the princess of Equestria had turned into a pony that got pleasure from pain and he loved every second of watching it.
He snapped and the pleasure stopped, Luna just looked at him as he said that the sun was starting to come up and that the dream was over, Luna tried to make him stay but just woke up and yelled “Discord! I want more!” The royal guard came in when she yelled and asked if everything was okay, Luna replied
"Everything
Is
Perfect"
Author's Note
This is my first thing ever to come out on this site, any and all comments are welcome I love constructive criticism.
