Mexican Gay Anarchist Extreme Left Wing Mormon Tea Party Extreme Right Wing Militant Athiest Brony Wiccan Mafioso Karaoke Bar-Owning Mushroom-Hating Pinkie Pie. This is the tale of one mare's quest to be her own pony, adopting minorities, breaking the law, opening a karaoke bar and falling in love.

NOTE: This fanfiction may contain offensive content. Please keep in mind that the weightier topics raised were used only in jest, and that I have no intent to insult or stereotype the minorities mentioned. Cover art courtesy of hewison, go check him out.