All of Equestria's princesses have a minion to call their own; a servant, helper and friend. Celestia has Philomena, Twilight Sparkle has Spike... so it is only logical that Luna should have on too. However, they will soon find out that this special minion shares a trait with Luna that she would rather forget.

Borderlands 2 crossover, Krieg the Psycho goes to Equestria.

Rated Mature for bad language and later maybe violence... and capslock, lots of capslock.

Big thanks to Nihatclodra for editing this heap of insanity!