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Part two of the Plastered Pastel Ponies trilogy. Narrated by Stephen Fry. While part one it isn't a required read, it certainly helps to see what alcohol, cannabis and hormones can do to a mares' mind.

Princess Celestia ruined everything.

The Mane Six have destroyed each other's lives. Or made them better. They were still deciding on that. More interesting, to say the least. The Cutie Mark Crusaders and Spike could say the same thing.

After a chain reaction of repressed urges caused a night of planning each other's mating partners, drinking, smoking, fighting - and doing things that most twenty year old ponies do - things were looking up for the mares, fillies, and dragon. Relatively speaking. They had learned so much about each other's feelings, hidden personalities, hopes, and most importantly, had more fun than they could remember. They had let themselves enjoy adulthood, completely unleashed and untamed.

Then Celestia ruined everything.

Twilight Sparkle and her friends have received a letter from the Princess, and the orders on it were firm: Your actions have consequences. It is time you live up to them. The question is, what did the letter say? The Elements of Harmony have had a kind of Harmony a bit more personal than the Princesses would have liked.

The Cutie Mark Crusaders have received an unknown letter of their own. What will the ransom demands be for their dark secret? Why did, in fact, Spike just let it happen?

Soon enough competing forces and the Elements of Harmony will battle it out over love, liquor, lap dances and laughter. Sometimes, a pony finds happiness and the meaning of life in a different state of mind; and sometimes, it just might be on an airship, thousands of feet above the ground, completely wasted with three alicorns watching in disgust.

Or amusement.