The conversations featured in this story are real. Nothing has been made up. I assume no responsibility if you find offense to any of this story's content as you are warned at the beginning of each episode.

This story is really random and contains numerous off topic ramblings. It might take forever to get to the topic at hand. If this bothers you, you are reading the wrong story.

Features the parings of: TwiDash, RariJack, ScootaBelle, Implied FlutterPie, as well as a few unique parings never before heard of. I have a strong friendship with Luna, Derpy, and the Crusaders. There is also no 4th wall as it is completely shattered.

Rated Mature for Pervasive Sexual Content including Innuendo and Humor, and Strong Language. Some ponies are out of character and portrayed to be a lot more sexually perverted and foul mouthed. Please make sure this doesn't bother you or else you won't have as much fun as you can.