Some Pony Visits the Proctologist!

by Theobservantpilgrim
Proctologists are bad, especially when they say things like "Where's my watch?" Human immigrant proctologists who operate in Ponyville are the worst. Good ol' Some Nerd will find this out the hard way.

A human barred from going about his chosen passion on Earth has become the number one proctologist in Equestria. And though he gets a lot of unusual customers who seem repulsed by his eagerness, one such customer seems to have a rather unusual visit. That customer in question is some pony, an astounding adonis with a voice well known for it's melodious tones.
What could possibly go wrong?

Complete
Human
Comedy
 

2854 words: Estimated 14 minutes to read

4 Chapters:

  1. Chapter 1: Proctology in a Equestria 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    693
  2. Chapter 2: Oh God He's Singing Again! 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    340
  3. Chapter 3: Sitting On The Edge of a Chair, In the Waiting Room 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    693
  4. Chapter 4: Trust Me, I'm a Doctor. No Really! 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1128