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Equestria Route Zero

by SlowMoBrony
Big Macintosh travels across Equestria to find a mysterious interstate route & a handful of crazy characters that may or may not help him in his task.

Big Macintosh, a truck driver, works as a delivery man for the family antique shop owned by Applejack. Being hired to make a delivery to 5 Timberwolf Drive, Big Macintosh travels the roads of Equestria to locate the address, accompanied by his dog, Winona. After searching around, Big Macintosh elaborates that he is lost and stops off by an old, pitch-black gas station, "Equus Oils". Discovering a secret route called simply "The Zero", he meets a mixture of strange & bizarre people along the way who are as weird & secretive as the route itself. But is there something more to it than meets the eye?

Human AU, updated as "scenes of an act" rather than chapters. Takes inspiration & is based upon "Kentucky Route Zero".

Teen
Incomplete
Dark
Comedy
Adventure
Alternate Universe
Human
 

39904 words: Estimated about 3 hours to read
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16 Chapters:

  1. Act 1, Scene I: Equus Oils 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2485
  2. Act 1, Scene II: Sparkle Farmhouse 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1802
  3. Act 1, Scene III: Timberwolf Valley 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2617
  4. Act 1, Scene IV: Timberwolf Mine 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    3205
  5. Act 1, Scene V: Sparkle Farmhouse 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1138
  6. Act 2, Scene I: Bureau of Reclaimed Spaces 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    3834
  7. Act 2, Scene II: Lunar Church 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1552
  8. Act 2, Scene III: Bureau of Reclaimed Spaces 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    878
  9. Act 2, Scene IV: Museum of Dwellings 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2769
  10. Act 2, Scene V: Everfree Forest 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2055
  11. Act 3, Scene I: Whooves Residence 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2818
  12. Act 3, Scene II: Interstate Sixty-Five Roadside 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2609
  13. Act 3, Scene III: The Lower Depths 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2398
  14. Act 3, Scene IV: Hall of the Mountain King 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2165
  15. Act 3, Scene V: Where The Strangers Come From, Part 1 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2938
  16. Act 3, Scene VI: Where The Strangers Come From, Part 2 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    4641