It's a Silly Filly Kind of Story

by TheSydeGuys

First published January 1st, 1970 00:00

I love him, and he loves me. I had to keep asking myself though, does the universe want us together? All these signs are saying something else. But I can't give up. He is apart of me, and I am apart of him.

Just then he walked through the door. As he stared into my eyes he started to tear up. "What's wrong?" I was concerned. He never cried. The last time he did was when his father passed away.

"It's just," he said, "I'm so happy with you. And I want to spend the rest of my life with you. But I must leave. My calling is somewhere else."

When he spoke those words, all I could hear was my heart drop and break into millions of pieces. I felt like a part of me just died. All I wanted to do was run away and cry for days on end, but no. I must stay strong, for him. I could tell this was hard enough on him. But what he didn't know, is that whatever he was feeling, I was feeling too, but only 20 times worse.

Chapters

Chapter One - Twilight Sparkle
Chapter Two - Pinkie Pie
Prolouge - Rainbow Dash

Chapter One - Twilight Sparkle
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Chapter One - Twilight Sparkle

I woke up to a blazing sun in my eye. Burning my pupils, I quickly closed them, unable to bare the pain. After what I think was a minute I opened my eyes back up, slowly. My pupils still burned, but not as bad.

Usually the sun doesn't shine this bright, I guess Rainbow Dash is having a good day so far. I turned my head to my clock on the wall. The little hand was on eight and the big hand was on the third dash. Three minutes, I kept my eyes shut for three minutes. I always wake up at exactly eight o'clock to start my day. Today was different though, I got an extra three minutes of sleep! Tee-hee!

"Spiiiiiiike!" I called out. Spike always woke up 35 minutes before me. He always likes to start on his chores early, which I was okay with. Usually I would wake up to him making breakfast, but I didn't smell anything but the sap from the trees.

"SPIKE!" I screamed again. No response.

Where could he be? I turned to my desk and saw a little note on it. On the cover it read, To Twilight. I uses my magic to bring it to me so I could stay in bed, just for a few more minutes, the sheet were so soft it was like I was on a cloud. I opened the letter, which had a note from Spike in it, which read:

Dear Twilight,

I am sorry for not being there to wake you up. Rarity had a cry for help, and you know how she is. She'll never keep quiet until someone helps her. And for ten minutes straight, all you could hear was;

SPIIIIIIIIKKKEEEYYYYY WIIIIKKKKEEEYYYY!!! I NEED YOUR HELLLLPPPPP!!!!

I don't know how she does it! Anyways, I put your breakfast in the fridge. I should be back around 8:20, if not longer. Again, sorry! I wish I could be there, I really do! Be safe on your trip today!

Love,

Your Faithful Assistant, Spike

"Figures, hee hee." I said to myself. We all knew that Spike had a thing for Rarity, it's just that he didn't know we knew. It's kind of funny actually, like some 80's sitcom show. I looked at the note again and then threw it out. I walked to the fridge and opened it. My eyes met with what looked like the most delicious meal in the world. I pushed the tub of ice cream to the side so I could get a better grip of my delectable meal.

As I walked over to the oven I started to take the plastic wrap off of my whole wheat blueberry pancakes and oatmeal. I set the oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit, just enough to heat it up, but not too much. I set the timer for exactly seven minutes as I started to get ready for the day ahead.

Seven minutes passed as I put together my books. I was ready to leave for Canterlot to meet with the princess. She has a new spell she wants me to test before she releases any information about. I was excited, I have always wanted to be an official spell tester! Oo! I'm so excited!

I took my breakfast out of the oven and set it on the table. I cut my first piece of a pancake and popped it into my mouth. Mhm! Spike knew exactly how I liked my pancakes. He'd always make sure that the blueberries popped in my mouth, so I get a little gush of blueberry juice.

As I was halfway done with my breakfast I heard a faint scream from outside. Thinking it was nothing I kept eating, just to realize that the scream was getting louder by the second. After a few seconds I could make out what the pony was saying,

"TWIILLIIGGHHHTTTT!!!"

I got up, wondering who it could be. I opened up my window to check out the scene when suddenly I see Rainbow Dash bolting toward me. Scared, all I could do was back away as Rainbow Dash zipped through my window and into my books.

"Rainbow!" I said.

"Twilight, you gotta help me! Something terrible is going to happen to me!" she started to hyperventilate. What was going to happen!?

"Rainbow, calm down, okay?" he breathing began to return at a normal pace. "Good, now tell me what's going to happen."

"Twilight, I'm falling in LOVE!"

Chapter Two - Pinkie Pie
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Chapter Two - Pinkie Pie

Soooooooooooooooooooo... HELLO! I am Pinkie Pie, the bestest party pony around. As you can see, it's my turn to continue the story from where we left off! But... I'm going to be mean and take us back a little bit! Tee-hee! It'll all make sense once I begin. Because you guys are probably wondering, Why did Rainbow Dash fly in to Twilight's house like that!? Welllllllll... if you let me explain I'll tell ya! Oo this is going to be SO much fun! I have my chapter all planned out and everything! We'll play games, and eat cake, and... Wait... this isn't a party... it's a story... Whoops! Oh well, I guess I'll wing it like every other pony does! Don't worry, we'll still have fun, through words and such... But anyways, let's begin!

It was a cold winter's night, not a star was in sight. And the north wind came howling down the line- Oh wait, those are song lyrics! Mhm, let me start over.

It was the month of June, every school pony was out of school and celebrating for three months of summer. I was celebrating with them, I'd never miss out on a celebration! There was cake, games, laughter, and so much fun!

I looked at the time and realized it was time to get the big cake. I made it earlier today for the kids. Chocolate cake filled with strawberries, covered with vanilla icing. Mmm! It looked delicious! Of course I hadn't tasted it yet, I wanted to save as much of it as possible for the kids. It was their celebration, not mine! And with my parties, I always make sure the guest (or guests) or honor has the best time as possible! I never had broken that policy, and I don't plan on it either.

After I scooted passed Apple Bloom and Scootaloo I finally made it into Sugar Cube Corner. When I opened the doors the scent of cupcakes filled my nostrils. It was the best part about the whole bakery. I walked in and saw it, my cake, just where I left it before. Not touched or played with. The entire cake ended being about six feet tall and 36 inches in diameter. I stared in its glory for about a minute until I broke out of the daze. I just realized, HOW AM I GOING TO LIFT THIS THING!? After a minute of thinking I finally came up with something,

"I'll get Twilight to help me!"

I then left the bakery and headed over toward the library. While walking I noticed most of the ponies were just waking up, then again it was only 8:45 in the morning. But I knew Twilight would be up, she always wakes up at exactly eight o'clock.

I was Halfway to Twilight's when I passed Rarity's boutique. I was going to pop in and say hi when I heard a big BOOM! And then I heard a scream coming from what I think was Spike. "I'll just leave them alone..." I said to myself and continued to walk.

I was almost at Twilight's house. I could see it in my vision, when all of the sudden a ray of rainbow came out of no where in my peripheral vision and toppled me over. My vision was messed up for a few seconds. Once I could see straight I saw Rainbow Dash on top of me, breathing heavily.

"Pinkie!" she then took a breath, "I need... your... help!" She could barley talk, it seemed like she just flew a marathon.

"Sure Rainbow Dash! What'cha need?"

She started to regain her normal breathing pattern, "I need for you to tell me my future, I think something is wrong."

"Well then come into Madame Pinkie's tent and let's take a look!"

We stepped into my tent. Everything was untouched, the last time I used this tent was a few months ago when Twilight wanted to see her future. So everything was also a little dusty. I grabbed my fortune teller's hat, where it always was, and put it on. The crystal ball still in place so I was ready to begin.

"Look into my crystal ball Rainbow Dash... and ask it, what you must need to know!" She looked a bit confused and didn't say anything. I looked at her and she finally figured out what to do.

"Oh, uhm... well... uhm... I uhm, think this guy likes me- MY FRIEND! And I... uhm... just wanted to know if my friend is going to end up being with him, y'know?" She seemed nervous when asking that question, but then again it's nerve wrecking to watch your future before your very eyes.

An image started to form in the crystal ball. The clouds in the crystal ball started to spiral until it opened and viewed a scene. It was Rainbow Dash, and she was looking a fair looking stallion who I can't seem to name. The Rainbow Dash in the ball smiled at the stallion and then kissed him. The actual Rainbow Dash gasped at what she had just seen. The scene in the ball then began to fade and go away. The clouds spiraled again and then dispersed, leaving nothing.

"WHAT!? NO! It can't just leave me like that! Pinkie-"

"It's Madame Pinkie."

"Madame Pinkie, make your ball tell me more! Please"

"I'm sorry, all showings of the future are final, you cannot go back."

"But Pinkie!"

"MADAME Pinkie!"

"You know what? Whatever, I'll figure this out on my own! Oh wait! I'll go see Twilight! Yeah, she'll be able to help!" Rainbow Dash began to head for the opening. "Bye Madame Pinkie! And thanks... for nothing." She then zoomed away in a flash. I then stopped to think and analyze what I just saw. Then it clicked!

"Rainbow Dash's "friend"... is RAINBOW DASH! RAINBOW DASH IS IN LOVE!"

Prolouge - Rainbow Dash
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Prolouge - Rainbow Dash

If you ever ask how Mr. and Mrs. Cake got together, they would go on and on about their "mushy and gushy" love story on how they met at a baking competition, and how "fate brought them together." I mean I guess I would believe that, but I never feel like a love story is as perfect as their's. The way they make it sound it sounds like they had never fought, disagreed, or yelled at each other. But we all know that all sunshine is going to have a little rain in it. And I would know, I'm part of the weather team!

All I'm saying is that no love story is perfect. For example, the greatest love story of all, Romeo and Juliet. Now I'm not saying that every love story will suck as much as their's did, I mean they fell in love, got married, and died all within a time span of SIX DAYS!

Look, I'm sorry for all those colts and fillies who are reading this, thinking that their love lives will never work out. They do! Most of the time... Look, all I'm trying to say is that there's no such thing as a perfect love story. Now there are happy ones out there, ones with really happy endings. Even if you look at a Disney love story, the princess usually has to fight in order to be with her man. But they end happy ever after.

I'm really getting off-topic here aren't I? I mean you guys don't even know why I'm talking about all this. Give me a minute to recollect my thoughts... Alright, I'm here to tell you guys about my love story.

And that's when everypony gasps, "Rainbow Dash has a LOVE story!?" Yes, it's true. Even for the awesomest pony alive, I once had fallen in love for a very special somepony. But now you guys are wondering who!? Could it be Shining Armor? Crescent Moon? Thunderlane? FLUTTERSHY!?

First things first, I AM NOT A LESBIAN! I don't understand why everypony is thinking that. I respect their decisions and all, but I am not one myself. I would prefer a stallion thank you very much.

Anyways, for all you must know, my very special somepony is in fact, the infamous, handsome, spectacular... Wait, if I tell you now, then what's the fun in that? I guess you'll guys just have to figure it out on your own. Haha!

But this is my story, my love story. It may make you laugh, cry, question life, or wish that you had never have read this. However you feel about this, I just hope you enjoy it, and I hope you get to learn about the other side of RAINBOW DASH! *power chords play*

In the end though, it's just a silly filly kind of story.