Krieg's Little Land-Dolphins: Bicycles are Tofu
Out of all the psycho-paths that could turn out to be the savior of Equestria, Krieg is the only one who is a proud sponsor of Burger King's McWraps
Borderlands 2 crossover with few but major changes to MLP canon and minor changes to both canons
So you want to hear about the adventures of your favorite vault hunters after the events of Pandora? Well, here is Krieg, take it or leave it.
Equestria, a peaceful land, practically isolated from the rest of the universe. So beautiful, so civilized, so goddamn BORING. Naturally, due to this, little to no adventurers went there.
However, this is what made this 1940’s Disney planet, the ultimate hiding spot for a vault hidden in plain sight and the land’s desire to protect it at all cost.
5389 words: Estimated 27 minutes to read
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4 Chapters:
- Krieg's grand entrance 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC1761
- THIS CHAPTER IS JAR-JAR! 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC913
- HEY LOOK, THE STUFF YOU CAME TO SEE 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC1759
- I wrote this and I don't regret it! 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC956