Charlie and James are not exactly nice people. In fact they are some of the worst. They are Criminals and work for the mafia doing odd jobs. James loves the job but Charlie has recently found it lacking. He tires of his life as a Criminal. He tires of the shadow of death and violence that always hangs over his head while "at work". But then something happens.

The two are transported to Equestria and Charlie could not be happier. He is a brony after all. James on the other hand, does not like this world one bit.

So what will happen with the two opposites as they try to fit into Equestrian society? Well you will just have to read to find out.



Rated teen due to strong language and there may be some gore later on. I will add tags as they are needed.

Also this is my first fan-fiction so I would be happy for any constructive criticism.