In this tale of eloquent romance as told by someone with the rough intelligence of a ten year old, one particular pony goes out of his way to try and hit on an extremely cute girl who goes by the name of Fluttershy. But his first impressions of her aren't exactly the best, for he believes her to be a racist. So delve in with your peepers to see the journey of one man's attempt to search for everyone's favorite adorable yellow pegasus who happens to not care for other races.

What follows is a series of phenomenally dangerous encounters with ducks, conspiracy nuts, hillbillies, and some dark stuff at the edge of Ponyville, all in the pursuit of Fluttershy the Racist.

Ever read Ghosts/Aliens? Well, you should. It's mad hype. Plus, the main character is basically Trey Hamburger in pony form.