If there were more than three stooges this would be them. Sarcasm, Hurricane, Ethelind, Spade, Trock, and Blaze are now in a very bad situation.

Not really. They're just at the bar, having a few drinks, and talking about stupid stuff. What could possibly go wrong?

(Sex and gore tags for references and maybe some blood in later chapters, mature for those reasons and major cursing)