Searching for Answers
I have no idea how I got here, and I want answers. I may know how to get them, with a plan so crazy it cannot fail! This would be so much easier if I did not have that irrational hatred for unicorns...
Note: This is not porn, but it will have sex in it at some point. I find the use of blatant sexual themes with no intention of a payoff to be rather annoying.
So… What is a sociopath with long history of violence to do in a land of ponies? Find a good book of course! I just need access to their libraries, then i may be able to find some answers. With knowledge of how this "magic" of theirs works, I will be able to do as i please in this strange new realm, and nothing will stop me! Now, how to hide my undeniably evil and selfish intents? I could try to befriend them… Except, I have this problem. This would be so much easier if not for my unending hatred for all unicorns!
So instead, I shall do something better! let them know me as a villain, but let them think me so mediocre, so harmless, and so utterly lame, that they will see me as more of a minor annoyance than any real threat. That is right, I am a potentially kingdom crushing threat pretending to be petty trickster!
IT'S brilliant, BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT, GENIUS I SAY! NOTHING WILL STOP-Wait.
WHY AM I COUGHING UP BLOOD!
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13 Chapters:
- Pilot Chapter 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC1131
- Eh, Why not? 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC994
- Spotted 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC1357
- Unwanted Surprises 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC1084
- More Questions 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC1563
- The Glorious Escape 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC1814
- Aftermath 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC1119
- Learning 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC2723
- Possibilities 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC2083
- Infiltration 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC1802
- Twisted Schemes 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC1646
- Interruptions 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC1526
- Marriage and Murder: Part 1 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC12056