Chapters Pinkie Pie was baking, her eyes fixated on the blue bowl she had an arm curled around, a hoof holding a spoon, which swirled patiently in the brown, chocolaty smelling batter. Pinkie looked at the label on the bowl a friend had given her. Its label read "(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ Glitter for my senpai!". She frowned. "This was my glitter bowl!.. Oh well." She continued mixing, and watched the batter, realizing. ".. I hadn't put any glitter in it yet! Silly me." When suddenly, Applejack came through the door. "Pinkie! There ya' are I was lookin' fer' ya! Me n' Twilight founda' new mare wanderin Ponyville and shes pretty nice! Wanna come meeter'?" Applejack had a strange tone to her voice, which worried Pinkie Pie. But she nodded, put the batter in the fridge, and walked out with Applejack, and headed towards the library. As they were walking closer to their destination, a thought popped up in Pinkie's mind. "Why didn't I meet her first? I'd know if there was someone coming in!.. I think. " In the library, a gorgeous white alicorn sat next to a large, oak bookcase to the left. Twilight was practically wrapped around her hoof, listening to the story she was telling, saying nothing, and she didn't even seem to be blinking.. She was just staring at the mare. The gorgeous mare had a beautiful white coat, a long, swaying hot-pink mane that Pinkie assumed she had dyed, rainbow-tipped feathers on her wings, and..
"Why the absolute BUCK IS THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY YOUR CUTIEMARK!? " Pinkie shouted in alarm, seeing the mare's cutiemark. The cutiemark had.. seven, gems in the shape of the Elements of Harmony, but the seventh was a rainbow-colored heart with pink accents. The middle of her flank had a sun, the same as Celestia's, but was overlapped by the moon on Luna's cutiemark, creating a dark circle in the middle of the sun and moon portion. Her mane was messy, swirly, curly, shiny, wavy.. All at the same time, yet it didn't look horrible. "..Okay then." Pinkie's entire body shook for a small moment. "Pinkie? Why did you twitch?" Twilight asked, the only thing she had said since Pinkie entered. ".. Theres a doozy coming.." She muttered. "So, hello. Your.. Pinkie Pie, right?" The alicorn said, and stood. She was the same height as Twilight, a slight upward angle near her haunches. She looked recently made into an alicorn. "Right.. my cutiemark." She groaned. "My talent is everything, anything, anyone, anyWHERE." She said, with a sinister smile that made Pinkie shiver. "..Even murder?" She joked. Twilight and Applejack both gasped in shock, but the mare's smile didn't fade. "..Yes." She said, surprisingly serious. Twilight and Applejack giggled, unlike them, as if they did it on cue. She looked at Twilight, then back at the mare, and got a good look at her eyes. Bright red, green eye-whites, and purple mist. "..Do you use dark magic?" She questioned. The mare gasped, and very dramatically, she began to cry. "Ho-how-howww could you assume that of all the things?! (╥_╥)" She cried and somehow spoke emojis, but Pinkie could tell they were crocodile tears. "PINKIE GET OUT! YOUR NOT ALLOWED IN THE LIBRARY UNTIL You apologize to.." Twilight nodded to the mare, as if saying 'say it for me'. The mare spoke. "me. My name is Princess Queen Empress Kawaii Sparkle-desu chan Darkness pastel goth amazing princess cute best awesome amazing adorable Misa-misa Luna Rainbow Mistress Rainbow Mary Sue. But you can call me Mary. Now leave, Pinkie." Applejack and Twilight scowled as Mary shoved her out the door. Pinkie was in complete shock, having no idea what just happened. "..Did she just kick me out?.." She muttered quietly, then stormed off to find a pony with sense in their mind. Somepony she could trust to know a way to fix this.. either Zecora or Fluttershy.. maybe Rainbow Dash, she has to deal with Gary-Stu all the time online. "Zecora it is.. until i figure out how the hay i say her entire name. Fluttershy would probably need to know that to help me report her to Princess Celestia..and Rainbow Dash too. Wait. Maybe Spike!.. No, hes there. He met.. her. I need Zecora. "
Pinkie raced through the everfree forest, on the verge of tears from Twilight's previous shout. It replayed in her mind mockingly. Harshly, she slammed open the door. "Zecora! Zecora!" She called loudly. The zebra turned her head. "Ah, Pinkie Pie. You scream very loud, why?" She asked, then sat down. "No, its just.. Theres this mare, she made Applejack and Twilight hate me! She started crying, and it was really fake, but the others believed her more then me when i asked if she used dark magic, and she faked it!" She began gasping for air after speaking as fast as she could to the concerned Zecora. She nodded, taking it all in. "..It sounds like a parasite will grow tonight. Keep it away from Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy, or another friendship might just die. Pinkie Pie, this is quite a pit you have found yourself in.. Tell me, what is the mares name? Please do speak before she has a hissy-fit." She spoke in rhymes, and Pinkie nodded. "Its.. really long.. Lemme remember.." She paused for a moment. "Its Princess Queen Empress Kawaii Sparkle-desu chan Darkness pastel goth amazing princess cute best awesome amazing adorable Misa-misa Luna Rainbow Mistress Rainbow Mary Sue." Pinkie sighed, her throat now hurting from the use of words. ".. It seems we have a perfect fit. This mare is a Mary Sue, a kind who many often rue. Her personality will bubble and brew, and soon the ponies around her will be her 'stew'. She manipulates them into dolls, taking them along and treating them like dogs. Soon their brains will be nothing but the wooden logs you step on; no thoughts for themselves, no nothing, no never, not ever." She sighed and pointed to a dark book entitled "Fanfiction Mistakes". "Read this book and you shall see; every ghastly deed that this sue can do. Do not let her get to your princesses or surviving friends, or for them it may just be the end. Afterwards your friendships will never mend, for Twilight and Applejack however, they can be saved. All you have to do, is make sure that sue.." She made a hoof mashing motion, putting her two hooves on top of eachother, splattering a cherry, making red juice fly. "..Is paved forever, and she will again ruin your friendships never." Pinkie gasped at the statement. "I.. I have to kill her?" Her lip trembled for a moment, as Zecora nodded. "Her death is best, for do you wish to loose the final friends you have? Regaining friendship is not easy, but i do so hope blood does not make you queasy.." Pinkie nodded. "Thank you, Zecora." and left without further ado. She sprinted to Sugarcube Corner, only to find that Mary Sue was there first. She saw Twilight and Applejack, but Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash were nowhere to be seen. She sighed in relief. "Have you come to apologize?!" Twilight snapped, surprisingly aggressive. Pinkie flinched, her mane coming dangerously close to flattening. She opened her eyes, calmed, and stared at Twilight with narrowed eyes. "I have no reason to be mean to you, Twilight. I'm not gonna say anything until i have this figured out." She continued along, the book she borrowed from Zecora bouncing on her back. Thank goodness, Princess Queen Empress Kawaii Sparkle-desu chan Darkness pastel goth amazing princess cute best awesome amazing adorable Misa-misa Luna Rainbow Mistress Rainbow Mary Sue didn't see the title. Twilight and Applejack sneered at Pinkie rudely, upturned their noses, then began listening to the silky-coated white mare, telling somehow enchanting tales. Pinkie noticed however, the foals did seem to.. ignore her. They ignored her! They didn't care, but their parents were baking several cakes for her. "I'm gonna take Pumpkin Cake and Pound Cake upstairs to get them changed!" Pinkie lied, and picked up the foals, and trotted upstairs. The busy Cake parents didn't care about their foals anymore; too busy enchanted by the beautiful Alicorn in their shop. She placed them down. "Okay, you two. Your gonna help me. You two are the only ones who aren't affected by her. That okay?" Pinkie talked to the two, and they babbled in response. Pinkie took it as a 'yes'. Pinkie sat down and read the book.
"In the case that you find a Mary Sue, your only safe choice to get rid of it is to kill.
Most Mary Sues have the immortal trait. The only way to kill an immortal Mary Sue is to crush. Destroy every part of her, and hope that you weren't too late to save the ponies she separated from you. " She skimmed through it, reading important parts. "Make sure she has no idea what your going to do. That'll cancel her spell on any ponies shes enchanted, but their friendship if they had one with you will either be destroyed or kill the pony with it, depending on how deep they are under her control- " Bam. She turned, and saw the door opening. She was surprised to see the Alicorn impatiently stride in, alone. Pinkie shoved the book under her bed quickly, and stood up. She thought, in hopes her plan B would hear. She thought desperately. "Discord, drop a bathtub on her! Crush her and you can torment the others, i won't stop you! " She begged in her mind, but nothing happened. "I came to see the foals. I'm thinking of adopting them.." She said sweetly, bending down to the foals. Her eyes flashed green. "..If they like me." She concluded in her beautiful almost sing-song voice. She cooed to the foals, but Pumpkin Cake ignored her agitated, and began to cry in her presence. Pound Cake spat on her, then began crying as well. ".. I see not." She scowled at the filly and foal, and stomped away angrily, infuriated. Pinkie smiled at the foals, and they smiled back. "Thanks, Pumpkin Cake. Thanks, Pound Cake. You really helped me out there. Now, keep strong. She'll probably try again later.. shes really stubborn-" Pinkie was interrupted by an angry Twilight. "EXCUSE ME? She is not stubborn at all! You're stubborn! You're mean, Pinkie! I don't want to be friends EVER AGAIN! " Twilight bellowed. Pinkie glanced back to the book. It said clearly that they wouldn't remember anything that happened during the time they were controlled by the accursed Sue, so Pinkie slapped Twilight into a bookshelf. She watched Twilight crash to the ground, books falling over her. "Sorry, Twilight." Pinkie turned around, knowing she hurt Twilight on purpose. She felt bad, but it released a good bit of anger. "..You shouldn't hit the books, you should just read it!" She giggled. Twilight groaned, sounding a bit less furious. "What happened?.. Where am i?" She whipped her head around, her eyes seeming just a bit brighter. "Who are you?" Twilight looked at Pinkie, surprised. "I'm Pinkie Pie. We've met before, but.. Its a long story. Now, i want you to completely avoid the alicorn downstairs. Shes not an alicorn; shes a virus. Just keep away from.. it." Pinkie warned. "Go to your library and read this." Pinkie tossed the book to Twilight, who was still bewildered. "You were under the affects. Now go, don't even look at her!" She said in her screechy-yell. Twilight began to panic and asked questions. "But what should i do after? Why should i not look at her?!" Pinkie answered quickly. "Perform a memory spell on a mirror FACING it! She'll enchant you agaiiin!!" She screams, and Twilight sprints off, levitating the book. "..I guess there IS more then one way to free somepony.. hit them with books! I get it!"
The foals tilted their heads, having no idea what Pinkie means. She groans. "..It gives them back their INTELLIGENCE and WILL!" She snickered, and the foals in turn, put their hooves to their face in a 'facepalm' motion. "What? Whaaat? Bad joke?" Pinkie groaned. The fillies nodded, and Pinkie sighed. "Can't win em' all!" The foals began laughing.
Pinkie Pie was horrified. Did Twilight make it? She walked downstairs, only to see Twilight wasn't there. She sighed in relief, the foals on her back after a change. "Oh, Pinkie!" Mrs. Cake called. "We're planning on letting Princess Queen Empress Kawaii Sparkle-desu chan Darkness pastel goth amazing princess cute best awesome amazing adorable Misa-misa Luna Rainbow Mistress Rainbow Mary Sue adopt Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake!" Mr. Cake yelled from the kitchen. "Mhm~! The foals are just adorable, i couldn't help but fall in love at first sight! ｡◕ ‿ ◕｡ So they're up for adoption now, and i am planning to sign the pa-" Pinkie was already signing the papers eagerly. "..I'll take them then." Pinkie trotted upstairs with the foals, placed them in the crib, and kissed their foreheads. "Guess i'm your mom for now.." She cooed to the foals. They giggled, and Pinkie trotted up to the door, and closed it gently. Pinkie bolted downstairs to face the three ponies, and glared into the Alicorn's eyes. "(・A・ ) Why did you adopt the foals? Those were going to be mine, Pinkie-kun!! (。・^ ・。)" Pinkie rolled her eyes. ".. I can't let you adopt them. If they got hurt because of a bucking moron like you, or even died, i would never forgive myself." She sat down. "..This is for Applejack, Mrs and Mr. Cake, Twilight, the foals, and Me." She turned around and bucked Princess Queen Empress Kawaii Sparkle-desu chan Darkness pastel goth amazing princess cute best awesome amazing adorable Misa-misa Luna Rainbow Mistress Rainbow Mary Sue in the face. She went flying back, blood pouring from her nose, and she hit the wall. Her blood was not a regular, shiny crimson, but in fact a bright rainbow. She was clearly not a pony. Her wings fluttered, and she stood again. The blood actually.. disappeared. Sweetly, the white sue smiled broadly. ".. That didn't hurt at all! (◡‿◡✿)" But Pinkie wasn't staring at her face.. she was looking above her. She followed Pinkie's gaze, and saw Discord. "DISCORD BABY!! I WAS WAITING FOR YOU!! (✿◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ " She leaped at Discord, practically choking him in a hug. The pair disappeared in a puff of smoke. ".. Well that was easy." She muttered, and walked upstairs to tend to the foals.
Discord puffed back, without the sparkly sue. His face was covered in red kisses, lipstick most likely. He gasped and, overly-dramatically, flopped onto his back over a table. "How does one DEAL What the hay, Pinkie Pie?! " She rolled her eyes, and they were quickly head-shot with books. "'Kay, got them outta the way." Pinkie put the Cake Twins in their cradle, then bolted out of the door.
Mary Sue stood in front of a large, crystalline tree. She tilted her head. "Why is my element not on this tree? It deserves to be much more then these.. ಠ_ಠ " She muttered, upset. "The element of Love is something that goes with harmony, why isn't it here?! (*´д｀*)" She growled, getting angry. Her magic surrounded the elements, and they were ripped from the tree. The black vines Discord had created, did not make a move, as her existence was enough to keep them back. The elements swirled around her. "These belong to me now. I'll use their magic to create my Element here.. but i'll need a gem to represent it. (￣□￣)" She thought for a few moments, then gasped. "Spikes red ruby! (✿◠‿◠)" She giggled, then teleported away to Twilight's Library. Twilight must have been reading, but Mary didn't care. She was now in front of Spike, who was dazed due to her spell. "Spikey-wikey, i need you to get your gem for me, sweetie! (✪ヮ✪)" Spike nodded, and clumsily grabbed the radiant gem. He handed it over, and she teleported away without even a 'goodbye'. She now was back with the crystal tree. Aggressively, she shattered the element of Laughter, but it simply reformed, unable to be broken. "What?!" She screeched, then threw it. It broke again, but fixed itself once again. She growled, but sighed, calming herself down. She drained magic from the Elements, but to no avail. She got plenty into her element, but it wasn't enough. She wanted it all for her element. She wanted it all for herself. She still drained power, and eventually her element was now lovely, glowing a beautiful red. The gem was attached to a chain, and put around her neck as a necklace. From it, the elements' all had magic combined together inside the red ruby.
Pinkie flopped inside of the library, startling Twilight. "Oh, Pink Pie! Its you!" Twilight smiled, but Pinkie grunted. "Its Pinkie, and hi." Twilight grimaced, embarrassed "R-right.. Pinkie, I know what to do. We'll trap her. We just trap her, and .. we crush her." She muttered, a bit nervous to say. Pinkie spoke up. "Discord is too busy to help, since hes distracting her.. What should we do?" A loud crash came from the door, and the pair turned to see who slammed the door open. They saw a dark shape stand in the doorway, and burst forward at quick speed into Pinkie, attacking her. The shape was revealed to be a blue pegasus, who bucked Pinkie in the jaw for utterly no reason.
"Rainbow-chan, please don't attack Pinkie-kun, she didn't mean it! (✖╭╮✖)" Rainbow Dash ceased her attack, then stood back mindlessly behind Mary Sue. "Well, i came to give you guys some info, but you seem really, really busy.. or that's just me. ( ಠ_ಠ )" The sue flew away, breaking through the roof. Twilight shook, afraid. "Um.." Pinkie looked at her. "What?"
"How does she speak faces?"
"I don't know." Pinkie muttered.
"Right, lets continue.." Twilight muttered, embarrassed. "Okay, um.. so how the hay are we going to fix the problem, Pink?" Pinkie corrected her before answering. "Pinkie. And first, go do your memory spell on your mirror, facing it." Twilight did as commanded, and looked at Pinkie. "Okay, Pinkie, i'm gonna find someone who might be able to help u- Wait.. you can. Just make a bathtub appear above her, you can. You have some weird form of magic, you know. Its easy." Pinkie nodded, not having thought of that.
Mary was having her hooves filed, laying gracefully on a silk bed, crystals hanging from the roof. She was inside of the cave, under the tree of Harmony. She looked up, Twilight and Pinkie glaring at her. Fluttershy, Rainbow, and Rarity were filing Mary's hooves, and her wings preened. "Hello!" She smiled cheerfully. "Welcome to my temporary home! Until my real one is built, of course. I even plan on taking the tree with me, its just so pretty! (✿◠‿◠)"
Twilight began distracting her. "But the tree doesn't belong to you."
Mary shook her head. "You of all ponies should know Twilight, anything i want belongs to me. You helped me after all, even when i told you to yell at Pinkie." Twilight lowered her head, ashamed of the fact she had. "I forgive you." Pinkie put a hoof over Twilight's shoulder, and she looked up. "Well, Pinkie is my friend, and she forgives me. I understand that what i did was horrible, but you made me do it." Twilight spread out her wings boldly, and one twitched.
Pinkie got her signal clear from that single twitch, and a bathtub appeared over Mary. The rest of the mane six scattered, the spell breaking due to Mary's fear as she was crushed.
The rainbow blood splattered everywhere, awaking Pinkie's friends, who screeched in horror.
"And that's how you guys forgot everything!" Pinkie said cheerily.
Rarity fainted. Applejack, Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy's mouths were agape. Twilight nodded and sipped her tea.
~ The End ~
