Chapters Second Chances for Death's Friends
Prologue - Who are these guys?
Equestria Ministry of Herds, Foals and Mental Health
The following documents are the interviews of two recently discovered alicorn colts that were found residing in Ponyville. The two colts are the first male alicorns to ever exist in Equestrian history. The two were brought to Ponyville hospital after being found in a crater where they were found unconscious, shortly after regaining consciousness the two colts escaped the hospital. They were residing in Ponyville while trying to pass themselves off as two transfer students who are brothers at Ponyville elementary school. Locales believed that the two colts were either homeless or runaways due to the fact that the two would disappear into the Everfree forest at night after school, when questioned about their residents by the local school teacher Ms. Cheerilee said the children would always avoid the questions or made silly excuses saying that they were fine.
Whenever the local guard tried to stop them, the children would easily get away or in a few cases defeat the guards…brutally. When a search party was sent into the Everfree forest after the children they found what looked like a camp site. The camp site had two sleeping bags, a shelter, plenty of clean drinking water as well as food, a camp fire, and an alarming multitude of weapons. A lot of the weapons are of unknown origin and appear to be far beyond the technological level of any country. Along with the weapons, traps were found as well which were set up around the camp site for protection.
They were discovered by officials after a recent changeling attack on the town of Ponyville by the Elements of Harmony and the Princesses themselves. The two were attending school classes when a small army of changlings attacked the small town. Instead of followling emergency protocols at the school, they ran out of the school despite the teacher’s attempts to stop them and drew weapons that were hidden on them. They both single handedly fought off and killed the entire changeling invasion force as well as defeated the changeling queen Chrysalis. Unfortunately, Chrysalis managed to escape capture.
The two colts have been described as polar opposites. The younger one of the two is fun loving and quite friendly as well as being described as possibly insane with an obsession for chimichangas, while the other colt who is the older of the two has been described as cold and calculating with the discipline of a seasoned soldier.
When questioned where they came from the younger of the two colts said that they came from another world called ‘Earth’ and that they were both ‘Humans’ and that they were adults. This statement was made by the friendlier one of the two who also said that they both were from separate realities. The colt’s older brother simply said that his younger ‘brother’ is very sick and not all there mentally. The younger sibling is obviously mentally disturbed and needs extensive psychological therapy. The older brother on the other hand seems to hate his younger brother despite the younger ones repeated attempts at forming a friendship.
Princess Celestia herself has ordered that the two be given immediate medical attention and Psychological evaluations as well as be placed under protective custody for their own protection and due to the fact that they are both minors and are the first and only male alicorns to ever exist. The two following documents are the initial assessments of the children.
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Intake Report/Initial Assessment
Client 1 Demographic Information
Client: ‘Deathstroke’
Age: Unknown, apparent physical 12-14
Race: Pony
Tribe: Alicorn
Gender: M
Nationality: Unknown
Parental Demographic Information
No parents or guardians known at present time.
Physical Description and History
Deathstroke is a young alicorn colt that appears to be between the ages of twelve and fourteen years of age. Height recorded at 5 ft 1 in. Weight 95 lbs.
Deathstroke’s fur is a very deep shade of black while his mane is a silverish white. His eyes are a piercing grayish blue color. His body is covered in scars that point to signs of foal abuse but claims they are from his years of combat on the battlefield which leads to the belief that he might have been a child soldier.
His most notable physical trait is the loss of his right eye which is always covered by an eye patch; he refuses to let anyone examine his eye. He has even gone so far as to break the right hand of Captain Shining Armor who tried to remove Deathstroke’s eye patch despite previous warnings given to him by the client.
The client’s younger brother claimed that the loss of Deathstroke’s eye was due to his wife trying to kill him in a fit of rage. This has led to the suspicion that the foal has suffered from a history of sexual abuse and trauma thus explaining his dislike of any physical contact.
Despite this, the client shows great physical fitness, strength, speed, and stamina that is far beyond what a colt of his age should be capable of. His cutie mark is of a mask that is half copper and half black with only one eyehole in it while the whole mask is surrounded by a neon green crosshair.
Deathstroke has a never before seen ability that allows him to heal rather quickly from most wounds and injuries. This ability is so strong that he has even been seen shrugging off blows that by all means should have killed him on impact.
This ability was discovered when a changeling stabbed the client in the shoulder with a knife. Deathstroke simply shrugged off the blow and continued fighting. When doctors checked the wound after the fight, they saw that the stab wound was mostly healed.
These abilities are still yet to be fully studied. Deathstroke claims to have other abilities that he refuses to elaborate on. What these abilities are currently unknown.
Family History
There is no family history on the client at all. The only information on Deathstroke’s family was given to the client’s teacher and the Princesses themselves by Deathstroke’s younger brother (See Client 2 Demographic Information). The client’s school teacher Ms. Cheerilee reported that the client’s younger brother claimed that Deathstroke was previously married and was a father at one time or another and that his wife had tried to kill him in a fit of rage. There is no proof or evidence of this to back these statements up but this has concerned authorities, especially the Princesses that Deathstroke has been sexually abused and taken advantage of at such a young age. Despite the Princesses themselves questioning him on the subject Deathstroke refuses to answer any and all questions on said subject.
Deathstroke shows extreme hostility and hatred towards his younger brother. Where this hatred stems from is unknown since he refuses to explain his reasons for his hatred.
When asked how many mares were in his family’s herd he appeared to be confused by the question. When explained he simply said his parents were monogamists. Though monogamy is accepted, it is very rare which leads to the belief that he may have been part of a monogamist colony.
Psychological History
There is no psychological history on Deathstroke to date due to the fact that he does not appear in any records at all. He is literally an enigma.
Despite no signs of a formal education Deathstroke shows signs of extreme intelligence well beyond his years. When given an IQ test he scored well over 200. His level of intelligence in all forms of academics is that of Doctorate level.
Deathstroke is a very calm and collective individual who tries not to draw any attention to himself when possible. He is very ruthless when it comes to combat, however. From what his teacher Ms. Cheerilee has reported he always makes perfect scores on academic tests and assignments but has trouble socializing in general.
Despite being offered a new set of clothing, Deathstroke always refuses the offers. On a key note the only pony he has ever accepted clothing from was the element of harmony Rarity. Instead he prefers to wear his battle armor and weapons. Despite repeated attempts to get him to relinquish his weapons and armor he refuses to even let the Princesses touch them and has even threatened them, saying that should the Princesses or the guards touch his weapons and armor in any way he will kill them without hesitation. The client may very well have psychopathic tendencies.
Something that has brought a lot of concern was what happened during the attempted invasion of Ponyville. The changeling queen chrysalis herself grabbed a young filly by the name of Sweetiebelle and threatened to slit her throat if he didn’t give up. When Deathstroke saw this he went into an insane fit of rage screaming “HANG ON JERICHO, I’M COMING!!!” as he managed to close the distance between him and Chrysalis. He snatched the knife away from her and shattered it in his hand and stabbed one of the shards into one of Chrysalis’s eyes, taking out one of her eyes in the process. Sweetiebelle got away thanks to Deathstrokes efforts, but she was severely traumatized from the whole ordeal and is currently receiving therapy.
Social History
Deathstroke has trouble socializing with others his own age. From what his teacher Ms. Cheerilee has reported, Deathstroke tends to avoid other children and sits by himself. He appears quite apathetic most of the time. Despite this he has quite often been seen socializing with a group of three fillies that call themselves the ‘Cutie Mark Crusaders’. He also is seen socializing with Spike the dragon as well on a regular basis as well.
The fillies Applebloom, Sweetiebelle, and Scootaloo claim that despite Deathstroke’s anti-social behavior, he is actually quite sociable when he wants to be and that he has gone ‘crusading’ with them on multiple occasions. He has been seen defending these three fillies from the local school bully Diamond Tiara. From what his teacher says he does not get along with Diamond Tiara in particular in anyway and will often stand up to her and has even gotten into a physical confrontation with her on more than one occasion.
An issue that has concerned psychiatrists is that Deathstroke displays behavior that is outside of society and gender norms. Deathstroke claims that in the society where he comes from, stallions are dominant and that the gender roles are reversed. He seemed intrigued by the fact that mares outnumber stallions 10:1. He explained that where he is from the gender ratio is equal, 50:50. This shocked everypony that heard this. Despite all attempts to find where the client comes from there has been no success. The client refuses to tell us where he comes from. There is suspicion that the two colts may have come from a small secret group of alicorns that have been hidden throughout time but there is no evidence to validate this theory.
Another concern that the princesses have is that Deathstroke consumes meat on a regular basis. Both Deathstroke and his brother have canine teeth which means they are able to consume meat. This has baffled doctors and dentists as well as the Princesses.
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Client 2 Demographic Information
IMPORTANT NOTICE: Please disregard any and all writings that are written in red. The client could not be stopped when it came to tampering with the report. No matter how many times the report was rewritten the clients writings kept appearing on the report even when he didn’t touch it.
Client: ‘Deadpool’
Age: Unknown, apparent physical 12-14
Race: Pony
Tribe: Alicorn
Gender: M
Nationality: Unknown
Parental Demographic Information
No parents or guardians known at present time.
Physical Description and History
Deadpool is a young alicorn colt that appears to be between the ages of twelve and fourteen years of age. Height recorded at 5 ft 0 in. Weight 90 lbs.
Deadpool’s fur is a very deep shade of bright red while his mane is a bright gold color. His eyes are bright sapphire blue. A very notable part of his appearance is that the fur around his eyes is a deep shade of black. The tips of his wings are black.
Deadpool appears to be physically fit for his age but when blood tests were ran on him along with an assortment of other extensive medical tests, the tests showed that he was suffering from an unknown disease that we have never seen before. The disease is causing mutations to his body's cells. By all means this disease should have killed him long ago but his body is showing signs of regenerating far faster than the disease can harm him therefore keeping it under control. If it weren't for his Alicorn DNA his body would have been horribly disfigured by the disease long ago.
Deadpool has amazing regenerating abilities that far exceed even Deathstroke's regenerative abilites. Deadpool calls this abilitly his 'Healing Factor'. While Deathstroke is able to potentially lethal blows, Deadpool is literally able to be killed and come back from the dead. A good example of this was when he was being lectured by his teacher Ms. Cheerilee, complained about it being too boring for him. He then proceeded to pull out an unknown weapon that he calls a ‘Gun’ and put it under his chin and pulled the trigger, killing himself in the middle of the class room in front of Ms. Cheerilee and the entire student body. He literally splattered his own brains and blood across the entire room. The class erupted into utter chaos and panic. Ms. Cheerilee began screaming at the top of her lungs in horror only to have Deadpool get up a few seconds later when it was lunch time and then proceeded to sit outside on a playground bench and eat a whole lunch box full of chimichangas. Deathstroke simply looked at his younger brother with an annoyed expression.
Ms. Cheerilee snapped out of her state of panic and rushed outside and picked up Deadpool and ran him to Ponyville General Hospital only for him to teleport out of his teacher’s grip and made a run for it. She chased him for a mile until Ms. Cheerilee manage to tackle him, causing both of them to teleport to the hospital ironically.
After the doctors checked him out they told her that he was perfectly fine. They thought she was lying about what happened which angered Deadpool to which he shot himself in the head again with his gun. This caused everypony to panic and scream as they tried to save him only for him to get up completely fine again. The doctors looked at him with astonishment. Doctors began asking him questions until one of the doctors recognized him and sayed that him and his brother both escaped the hospital two weeks prior. The doctors tried to restrain him only for him to teleport around the room laughing like a maniac while cracking jokes. He even started to break dance which made it even harder for everypony to restrain him.
Five guards tried to restrain him at this point only for Deadpool to knock all of them out with no effort what so ever. At that point he kissed Ms. Cheerilee on the lips and teleported away only to teleport back and pull a wild chimpanzee and scream “You know what to do Bobo!” and then he teleported away again.
We have no idea how is able to teleport without the use of magic. Also, it seems that he can pull just about anything from his utility belt at a moment’s notice. How he is able to do this is beyond even our top scientist. He does not let anypony touch it. Except for Pinkie Pie. The one time the guards did manage to get it away from him, they looked away from it for just a split second only for it to be gone from their hands and back on Deadpool’s waist.
He is very talented physically. He show great prowess in martial arts. He has stamina that far exceeds that of even the most elite of guards. His speed and reflexes are way amazing as well. He also is very skilled with swords as well. His skills in combat are very amazing and at the same time disturbing. He claims to be a mercenary just like his brother. This has led us to believe that he was a child soldier as well. He sometimes refers to himself as ‘The Merc with the mouth’. He even defeated twenty five guards that were trying to restrain him while he was talking on the phone. Desptie his combat abilities and experience, he has no knowledge on how to perform magic or even how to fly, just is brother.
NOT TO MENTION I'M A RAGING SEX MACHINE THAT CAN MAKE SWEET SUGARY BUTTERY LOVE THAT'S SO GOOD THAT IT WOULD MAKE EVEN MRS. BUTTERWORTH JEALOUS!!!
Family History
There is no family history on Deadpool what so ever. The only known family that he has is his older brother Deathstroke. We asked him about how many mares were in his family’s herd he seemed to not know what a herd is. When it was explained what a herd is he merely jumped up and shouted “JACKPOT!!!”. When he was told that 90% of Equestria’s population was comprised of mares he started to break dance in joy.
BITCHES!!! BITCHES AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE!!! IT’S… IT’S TOO BEAUTIFUL FOR WORDS!!! YOU BRONIES KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!!!
Deadpool is almost always seen with his brother, trying to start a friendship with him only to be met with hostility and sometimes violence. He refuses to answer any questions about his family therefore we were unable to gather any more information on the topic.
Psychological History
Deadpool is mentally unstable in the most extreme way. He has no regard for his own safety. No pony has ever seen such a poor damaged colt like this. He charged Chrysalis and her army and slaughtered every changeling that got in his way and laughed while he did it. Deadpool shows signs of extreme psychosis and delusions. He keeps talking to what he calls ‘The Readers’ when in actuality there is no pony there, he also rambles nonsense continuously. He shows sign of extreme insanity. He leaped around the room laughing when we asked him questions during the interview while pulling random objects out of nowhere such as pies which he threw at the guards along with a chimpanzee that by some means beyond our comprehension knew Kung-Fu. This child is mentally disturbed and needs extensive treatment.
One of the most disturbing and terrifying things that Deadpool did was when one of Chrysalis’s top generals smacked Pinkie Pie across the face during the invasion. Deadpool immediately went into an insane fit of rage. His joking and happy go lucky persona disappeared as he began screaming in rage “DON’T YOU EVER TOUCH HER!!! DON’T YOU EVER FUCKING TOUCH HER!!!” as he beat the changeling general to death in an insane fit of rage. Deadpool literally and brutally tortured the changeling general before he killed him. The autopsy shows that every bone in the general’s body was broken as well as almost all of his organs were ruptured from the colt’s assault. The changeling general’s face is still stuck in an expression of pure terror even in death.
THAT BASTARD HAD IT COMING FOR TOUCHING MY PINK PONY WAIFU!!!
Also, on a side note Deadpool is almost always wearing some sort of costume/armor that is red and black in color along with a mask. Why he does this is, no pony knows. But he says he is use to everypony running in fear of his hideous deformities. This makes no sense since he looks like a normal handsome colt. This shows signs of self-loathing and that he hates his own self-image.
Another big concern is that the Princesses have is that he seems to make a lot of sexual comments and advances despite his age.
SHAKING MY MILKSHAKES!!! SHAKING MY MILKSHAKES!!!
He shows signs that he has been sexually abused and even raped. Despite this he seems to smile whenever possible. When he was asked if he was ever abused in anyway in his life, he had a look of pure rage for a few seconds that scared everypony in the room before he began to smile again and shrugged it off as if it were nothing. The rapid shift in his emotions are very concerning. But probably the biggest concern is the fact that he claims to hear voices in his head. The Princess has asked that he receive regular therapy sessions along with his brother in Ponyville.
HAHAHAHAHA!!! THIS IS GONNA BE FUN!!! THEY THINK THEY CAN HANDLE ME, HAHAHA!!!
Whatever this poor colt has had to endure in his life has driven him to pure insanity. We will try to help him in any way that we can. We only hope that we can help him to recover.
Social History
Despite everything, Deadpool is quite friendly to everypony around him as long as they do not try to harm him or his friends and loved ones. Many of the kids at the school say that he loves to run around and play games and socialize with them. He is even seen going on ‘crusades’ with the ‘Cutie Mark Crusaders’. He is good friends with Spike the Dragon as well. Especially with the Element of Laughter, Pinkie Pie. He loves to spend time with her whenever he can. Pinkie Pie is actually able to calm him down whenever he gets ‘out of hand’. The two have become the best of friends and are often seen together. From the looks of it Deadpool might even have a crush on Pinkie Pie.
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The two Alicorn colts were found sleeping in the Everfree Forest by their teacher Ms. Cheerilee a week prior to the attempted changeling invasion. When she found them she took the two colts back to her home with her so that they wouldn’t be out in the cold and in danger. She did the right thing by offering them shelter. Who knows what could have happened to them if they stayed there.
The Princesses wish to try and get to know the two young colts as much as they can. They have vowed to help rehabilitate these young colts. Until further notice the two colts will remain under the care of the Elements of Harmony as well as their teacher Ms. Cheerilee in the town of Ponyville.
Doctor Sympathetic Love P.H.D.
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(Two weeks ago – During the DEATH BATTLE fight)
*HONK!!!!!!!*
The sound of the giant public bus was blaring loud as it barrel down the highway as the bus spun out of control. Everyone one of the passengers had jumped out of the bus, bus driver included. They figured that they would have a far better chance jumping than having to deal with the two assassins that were fighting on the top of the bus.
“Missed me, missed me!” Deadpool laughed as he began breaking dancing on the top of the bus as his boom box started playing.
*BANG! BANG! BANG!*
Deathstroke fired a series of shots at the insane assassin as he dodged the shots laughing only to receive a shot to the head. As he stumbled backwards he laughed.
“Healing factor BEEYACH!!!” Deadpool shouted as he recovered from the gunshot wound to his head. Deadpool charged Deathstroke with his twin katanas drawn.
*CLING!!! ClANG!!! CLING!!!*
Deathstroke blocked all of the strikes with his sword as he back flipped out of the way of the way of a sword slash. As he landed away from the insane mercenary. When he looked up at his opponent he saw that Deadpool had one of the pins from his grenades. Deathstroke looked down at his untility belt to see that sure enough, one of the grenades was missing a pin. Thinking fast he quickly grabbed the grenade and threw it at Deadpool.
Deadpool laughed as the grenade went towards him. Little did Deadool know that the grenade that was heading towards him carried trace amounts of kryptonite. The grenade exploded and sent shards of the green stone everywhere. One of the shards hit Deadpool’s teleportation belt just as he was teleporting, causing it to malfunction.
“Really! That’s what you’re going with? That’s how you’re going to send us to Eque-” Deadpool was interrupted by Deathstroke who tackled him as Deadpool’s teleportation device made the two assassins along with the bus disappear in a giant explosion.
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*Meanwhile in Ponyville*
The Elements of Harmony were sitting at a table outside of the local café’ as they talked about their day.
“He’s been so lonely, there are hardly any colts in town that are his age for him to play with.” Twilight stated with a sigh.
“Oh the poor dear. My little Spikey-Wikey shouldn’t have to suffer like this!” Rarity said overdramatically.
“We’re his friends! Isn’t he happy with us!?” Pinkie Pie asked.
“Yes he is but that’s not the point Pinkie. He hardly has any male friends, he’s almost always surrounded by mares. He needs to be able to hang out with the guys every now and then. Cheeriliee said that he has been getting very sad and depressed ever since his classmate Lightning Flash moved away.” Twilight said sadly.
“Those two were pretty close, weren’t they?” Rainbow Dash added in.
“Yeah they were… I just wish he could be able to have some friends that he could relate to. I mean mare outnumber stallions by 10 to 1 in most of Equestria but here in Ponyville it’s worse. It’s 20 to 1!” Twilight said sympathetically.
“Oh I wish there was something we could do for him.” Fluttershy said softly with a frown.
“Well Applebloom, Sweetiebelle, and Scootaloo have always been there for him. He’ll find a friends, it just takes time. I mean ya’ can’t just expect them to fall out of the sky.” Applejack said.
At that moment Pinkie Pie’s tail began to twitch uncontrollably to which the others took notice of. But at that moment they heard a loud explosion.
“WHAT THE BUCK WAS THAT!!!” Rainbow Dash shouted as she and her friends jumped up from the table.
“It sounded like it came from the town square! Come on girls!” The girls said as they ran to the center of town. What they saw made them gasp in horror. There before them stood a giant crater and in that crater were two little colts laying in the middle of the smoldering hot crater that appeared to be no older than fourteen year old, they laid there broken and battered.
“OH MY CELESTIA!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM!!!” Rarity shrieked. At that moment the two colts began to stir.
(Start Song)
As they both tried to stand up the mares were shocked at what they saw. One of them was wearing black armor with an assortment of weapons on his being. He was wearing a mask that was half black on the right side of it with no eyehole, while the left side was a copper color with an eyehole. The other colt wore a red costume that had traces of black. He carried an assortment of weapons on him as well. His mask was a bright shade of red with the area around the eyes a deep shade of black. But what surprised them the most was the fact they both had horns and wings. They were alicorns.
The girls couldn’t believe it as they saw the two alicorns square off with each other. The girls snapped out of their shock and awe as they saw the two colts draw their weapons. The two alicorn colts were too focused on the fight to even notice their transformations from human to pony.
“WAIT!!! DON’T DO IT!!! YOUR HURT!!!” Twilight screamed to the two colts. A crowd had already formed watching the two alicorns who charged at each other with swords and weapons drawn, both covered in their own blood.
“SOMEPONY STOP THEM!!!” A mare in the crowd shrieked at the top of her lungs as the two colts charged at each other and clashed blades.
Deathstroke was delivering a series of rapid slashes at the insane mercenary who just kept dodging and blocking while returning strikes of his own.
The blades clashes and clangs rang out as they both kept up their assaults on each other. Deathstroke delivered a bone shattering kick to Deadpool’s chest, sending him flying back 50 feet. His body hit the ground tumbling only for him to back flip into a standing position.
“STAND BACK LADIES THE FIRST THREE ROWS ARE A SPLASH ZONE!!!” Deadpool shouted as he pulled a minigun out of nowhere and aimed it at Deathstroke. Deadpool unleashed an endless barrage of bullets at the one eyed merc. Deathstroke quickly ran as he tried to find anything he could use as cover. He ran past a brick wall which was shot to bits as he dove into a cafe’. The gun fire was endless as Deathstroke took cover behind a counter. Deathstroke quickly drew his pistol and fired three shots. All three of them finding their mark in the insane colt’s chest.
“OWIE!!! THAT’S NOT NICE!!! NO WONDER YOUR WIFE SHOT YOU IN THE EYE AND LEFT YOU!!!” Deadpool laughed only for ten pineapple grenades to be thrown out of the café’.
*BOOM!!!*
The explosion was massive as Deadpool was blown to bits. Everypony in the crowd gasped and screamed in horror. As Deathstroke came out from behind his cover with his two machine guns at the ready he did a quick sweep of the room. As he turned around he came face to face with Deadpool.
“BOOGIED BOO!” Deadpool shouted as he delivered a bone crushing punch to the one eyed mercenary’s jaw, sending him flying backwards and out of the café’. Deathstroke managed to right himself in midair and did a series backwards handsprings until he landed with his dual machine guns at the ready. Deadpool teleported outside and in front of Deathstroke with his guns at the ready.
“DIE YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!” Deathstroke shouted in anger as he fired a barrage of bullets. Returned fire as well.
“DIE HONEY BOO BOO, JUST FUCKING DIE!!!” Deadpool shouted at the top of his lungs as the bullets smashed into each other and canceled each other out.
“Oh come on, this again?” Deadpool said.
*CLICK!*
Both weapons clicked empty as they both colts switched to melee weapons. Deathstroke drew his power staff and delivered a series of quick strikes only for them to be blocked by Deadpool’s swords. Deadpool managed to find an opening and stabbed both of his katana’s into Deathstroke’s chest and stomach. This caused all of the crowed to scream in terror and horror.
But to their horror Deathstroke yanked both blades out of his chest and tossed them to the side as they both then charged each other and engaged in hand-to-hand combat. The both delivered a series of punches and kicks to each other until they both ended up grappling with each other back in the crater where they first landed.
“There’s something that’s been bugging me.” Deadpool stated he was wrestling with Deathstroke.
“And what would that be?” Deathstroke said as he strangled Deadpool.
“Whatever happened to that bus we were on?” Deadpool said.
(End song here)
*HOOOOONK!!!*
They both looked up to see a giant public bus falling from the sky.
“In the wise words of Jacky Gleason… POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!” Deadpool said as the bus crushed both of them in the crater with a loud explosion.
“NOOO!” Fluttershy cried as she saw the bus explode in a ball of fire and flames. The sound of crunching mental and burning flames was loud.
Fluttershy began to sob loudly at the death of the two colts only for something to happen that she would never have expected to happen in a million years.
Deadpool slowly rose out of the wreckage and began singing.
“AND IIIIIII-EEEEEEE-IIIIIII, WILL ALWAAAAAAAAAAAYS LOVE YOOOOOUUUUUUUU-OOOOOOO!!!”
*POW!!!*
Deathstroke struck Deadpool in the head with a piece of the wreckage, knocking Deadpool out as he limped out of the wreckage only to collapse onto the ground and pass out.
“Just shut the hell up you bastard.” Was the last thing Deathstroke said right before he passed out.
The girls could only stand in awe shock at what they had just seen taken place.
“We got to get them to the hospital!” Fluttershy cried to which Pinkie Pie picked up Deadpool and while Twilight picked up Deathstroke. They were all gone in a flash as Twilight teleported everypony to the hospital, leaving a crowed of shocked and amazed citizens in Ponyville with their jaws hitting the ground. The children on the other hand were cheering at how cool they thought the fight was.
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*3 Hours Later – Ponyville Hospital*
The two Alicorn colts were lying in twin hospital beds that were set right next to each other in the intensive care wing of Ponyville General Hospital. They were hooked up to life support machines and had breathing tubes down their throats.
A team of the best doctors in Equestria were running tests and diagnostics on the two new alicorns. A group of guards were standing guard outside the room. Twilight sent word about what had happened and about finding the two baby alicorns to the Princess by letter.
Celestia had sent word back to Twilight and her friends that she was sending her best doctors to treat the two foals. She also told Twilight that she and her friends need to protect and watch over the two fourteen year olds. Her orders were to make sure that the two colts were treated kindly and to make sure that they know they are safe and that nopony will hurt them. She would come as she as she was able to. Little did the Princess know that these two new alicorns were no mere foals.
The Elements of Harmony were talking to the guards and the doctors outside of the room. Spike sat in the room watching the two colts. Everypony thought that the two would feel less threatened if they woke up to the sight of another colt their age. Naturally the two colts were restrained to the beds should they wake up and become violent after the incident that happened earlier and there were big burly guards standing outside the door incase anything happened.
Spike stared at the two colts as they were lying in their beds all hooked up to the machines. He felt bad that they were in such a state. He saw the fight earlier and it confused him to no end why they would both try to kill each other. He looked at that sat in the corner of the room along with their gear and weapons which were locked up tightly in a chest that only the guards had the keys two. But for some odd reason they couldn’t remove Deadpool’s utility belt.
As he stared at the gear that he had no idea what most of it was he pulled out a Tupper ware container and popped the lid. It was 9 PM and he hadn’t had any dinner yet. As the smell of his dinner wafted into nose he could only smile.
“Ah nothing like Chimichangas to make your day, especially Pinkie’s Chimicherrychangas!” Spike said happily. As he turned around he saw that one of the hospital beds were empty. The black colt with the silver mane was still lying in bed unconscious. But the red colt was nowhere to be seen. When he turned around he saw the red alicorn colt face to face with him. Spike eyed the colt, he looked normal for the most part except for the fact that he had a lot of scars that were all over his body.
“Chimichangas!” Deadpool shouted with glee as he eyed the Mexican treat, causing Spike to jump in fear.
“Y-You want some, I have plenty.” Spike said as he offered half of his food to Deadpool who happily took them in his hands.
“Thanks man! These always hit the spot! That was like an orgasm in my mouth!” Deadpool said as he devoured his favorite food instantly and sighed in relief after words.
“W-Who are you? And what’s an orgasm?” Spike asked innocently.
“Well Spike, I’m Deadpool, the merc with mouth! As for the other one ask your friends.” Deadpool said as he flipped backwards through the air and laughed.
“Wait a minute! How do you know my name?” Spike asked suspisously.
“Hasbro.”
“What?”
“Twinkies will save the world!” Deadpool shouted.
“Oookay?” Spike said in confusion as he stepped away.
“This guy is obviously off his rocker.” Spike thought to himself.
“Who’s that guy? Is he your brother?” Spiked asked innocently as he pointed to the black colt with the silver mane that wore an eye patch over his right eye that was lying in bed sleeping.
Deadpool turned to the readers with a huge smile.
“Oh this shit is too good to pass up!” Deadpool said to the readers before he turned to back to Spike.
“Why yes, yes he is! My older brother in fact! His name is Deathstroke!” The colt said with a laugh.
“Shit’s gonna get crazy readers!” Deadpool addressed the readers again.
“Who’re you talking to?” Spike asked but received no answer as Deadpool spotted himself in the mirror.
“Wow, I’ve never been a pony before. This shit is sweet!” Deadpool laughed which only confused the young drake.
“You act like this is the first time you’ve ever seen your face.” Spike said to the human turned colt.
“My old face made me look worse than Frankenstein’s and Hitler’s ugly bastard son.” He laughed.
“You wanna be friends Deadpool?” Spike asked, worried that he would say no.
“OF COURSE MAN!” Deadpool said as he ran up to Spike and pulled him into a tight hug.
“You gave me your Chimichangas man! Your Chimichangas! You don’t forget that kind of sacrifice! You’re a true friend man! If you ever need anything, anything at all, just let me know.” The colt said in a very serious tone.
“Ok.” Spike said as a huge smile spread across his face.
“You wanna see something funny?” He asked Spike to which the Drake nodded.
Deadpool then reached for the heart monitoring device that was clamped on to his index finger and pulled it off, causing his own heart monitoring machine to flat line and make a loud ‘BEEEEEP’ sound.
At that moment a bunch of doctors bust through the doors ready to save the young alicorn but as soon as they opened the door Deadpool screamed.
“SHUT THE DAMN DOOR!!! CAN’T A MAN WACK OFF TO A POTATO IN PEACE!!!” He screamed which caused the doctors to shut the door in a panic.
“What the-”
“Give it sec.” Deadpool said with a laugh as he pulled a Play Colt magazine out of nowhere and began reading it.
At that moment the Elements of Harmony burst through the door along with a few doctors.
“What are you doing out of bed!? You need to lie down and let us hook you back up to the life support.” Twilight shrieked in panic as she tried to grab the colt only for him to backflip through the air as eveypony tried to grab him only for him to begin break dancing and dodge and evade every attempt to capture him. He was tackled by Rainbow Dash who was careful not to hurt him.
“Got ya!”
“Let me go!” Deadpool shouted.
“Sorry squirt but I can’t do that so you might as well stop struggling.” Dash said, and to her surprise Deadpool did just that and stopped struggling.
“…Don’t make me get naked.” He said seriously as he looked her dead in the eye.
“……You wouldn’t dare.” Rainbow Dash said only to jump pack in terror as she saw that Deadpool’s hospital gown had mysteriously disappeared. Deadpool took advantage of the moment and streaked out of the room… literally.
“See anything you like ladies, give me a call!” He said as he ran past the other Elements of Harmony who all gave blood curdling screams as he streaked through the hospital with a group of guards trying to catch him.
Around that time Deathstroke began to wake up.
“Twilight.” Spike said as Deathstroke snapped the wrist restraints with no effort at all.
“Not now Spike, we have to catch that colt!” Twilight said as Deathstroke slowly pulled out his own breathing tube.
“The other one is waking up!” Spike shouted to which everypony in the room quickly turned around to see Deathstroke standing there as Deadpool darted back into the room only for Deathstroke to close line him, causing Deadpool to flip through the air and land face down on the hospital floor to which everypony gasped in shock.
“Why did you do that to your brother?” Spike asked Deathstroke to which he raised an eyebrow.
“My what?” He said as Deadpool laughed as he got up. At that moment Deathstroke saw himself in the mirror and his eyes went wide.
“Everypony just needs to calm down! We all just need to sit down and discuss this like civilized ponies.” Twilight said calmly as Deathstroke faced Twilight.
“Where am I?” He asked coldly.
“You’re in Ponyville, Equestria.” Twilight said with look of concern by the fact that he didn’t even know where he was.
“What are you?” He asked coldly.
“I’m a pony just like you. Don’t you know that?” The purple unicorn expression got even more worried.
“Why do I have both a horn and wings?” He asked as he noticed the how some ponies had horns while others had wings while others had neither.
“Y-You’re an alicorn. I think you need to lie down.” To everypony’s surprise he did just that as Deadpool was put in bed by one of the nurses.
Deathstroke felt the full weight of the situation sink in. He could already could tell that he was in another world and to make matters worse he was turned into one of these aliens. But the worst of all was the fact that he was now a kid again. He turned towards Deadpool and said only one thing.
“What the hell did you do!?” He said.
“Tweet that shit bitches!” Was all Deadpool said only for Deathstroke to knock him out with a right hook to the face. Surprising everypony in the room.
“My apologies for my…brother... He's an idiot.” Deathstroke said the last word with a lot of malice.
“I need to ask you some questions.” Twilight said as Deathstroke could only think that this was going to be a long night.
Author's Note
Well this is the first chapter of my new story I hope you all like it. I feel like I didn't do a good job on the first chapter.
A big thanks to Xinrick for helping me out with this story.
Another big thanks to rikusorasephiroth who came up with the name for the fic.
Please comment below and let me know how I did. I feel like I didn't do a good job on capturing Deathstroke's and Deadpool's characters and personality correctly.
Also, fan art please!
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Second Chances for Death's Friends
Chapter 1 - Stop that Colt! Deathstroke Play Nice!
Author's Note
Hi everypony! I'm sorry I took so long on this chapter! My birthday was a few days ago so yay! I'm am now 23 and I feel old as hell! It was also my late mothers birthday earlier this month as well which was hard for me and the family. But the main reason why I have been so delayed on updating my stories is because of college. Don't worry though I am still doing my stories! I could be an old man and I will still be updating my stories! Again, I am sorry for the delay.
A big thanks to Xinrick again for his help and ideas. Also a big thanks to qazse for leaving that video and his idea of how Cadence should have their first encounter.
Well I am going to go study for my college test that I have to take in a few hours, take the test and hopefully pass with a good grade, go home and take a nap, and then I am going to go work on the next chapter of A Swordsman's Path to Redemption
God Bless everyone
P.S. That pic of the knife was a knife from my personal collection. Deadpool asked if he could use it so I let him.
Chapter 1 - Stop that Colt! Deathstroke Play Nice!
Chapter 1 - Stop that Colt! Deathstroke Play Nice!
Twilight made a quill and a piece of paper appear at the ready in front of her with her magic as she looked at the black alicorn colt with the silver mane who raised an eyebrow at what he just saw.
“So you can use magic, huh? Interesting.” Deathstroke said to the purple mare.
“Yes, in fact it’s my special talent. You make it sound like you’ve never used magic before.” She said with concern as she looked at the colt.
“That’s because I haven’t.” He said in a deep monotone voice.
“What!!! What do you mean you can’t use magic!?” Twilight shrieked in fear as everypony in the room gasped at what was told to them.
“Just what I told you. But I have used black magic arcane circles on a few occasions before.” Deathstroke said as he remembered the whole Trigon fiasco where he had to play like he was the demon’s servant.
“Black magic? Is that like dark magic!?” Twilight gasped with worry that the young colt was dabbling with forces he knew nothing about.
“No, of course not.” He said to which the mares sighed in relief.
“It makes dark magic look like nothing. Dark magic can kill a few hundred if the user is skilled. But black magic can wipe out thousands of lives. If the user is skilled enough they can even kill millions in the blink of an eye.” The colt said with no emotion whatsoever to which everypony gasped in horror. Twilight was pale as a ghost at what she heard. Fluttershy was shaking like a leaf while the other girls looked disgusted and horrified at what they had just heard.
“How do you know about this stuff?” Rarity asked with fear at what the answer might be.
“There are a lot of freaks out there that try to kill me every day and some of them know how to use magic very well. So I found it in my best interest to do a little research on the subject of magic so I could figure out their weaknesses.” Deathstroke said with a smirk that sent chills throughout the mares’ bodies.
Rarity’s face turned to a horrified look at what she had just heard which was shared by her friends. Fluttershy walked over to Deathstroke and pulled him into a tight hug. Deathstroke had to restrain himself as not to strike the shy mare out of reflex. His years on the battlefield and as mercenary and assassin have made him ‘edgy’. He could easily tell that she was no threat but he watched her carefully. It never hurt to be safe rather than sorry.
“You poor little colt! Why would anypony try to harm a little angel like you?” Fluttershy said which caused Deathstroke to actually bust out laughing at being called an angel. But his laugh was completely empty and hollow. It sent chills down their spines. It was the laugh of someone who had seen many hardships and many battles in his life.
“I’m no angel.” He said to Fluttershy who was frightened by his laugh.
“That’s bullshit. I don’t believe any of that stuff you said.” One of the unicorn guards scoffed.
Deathstroke looked at the stallion for a second with a blank expression. He grabbed a piece of paper and began drawing one of the arcane circles. When he finished it in a matter of seconds he handed it to Twilight who gasped at what she saw. Deathstroke then proceeded to flip the guard off who glared at the colt.
“T-This is amazing! What type of magic is this!?” Twilight asked ecstatic at the thought of a new type of magic.
“Necromancy.” He said.
“What’s that?” She asked.
“A type of black magic that allows you to bring the dead back to life, to a certain extent at least. But most of the time it brings a zombie back. It often requires a blood sacrifice… I just copied that from a book I read before.” Deathstroke said. Twilight’s eyes shrank at what she had just heard.
“I need to send this to the Princess! This is dangerous! If this falls into the wrong hands there’s no telling what could happen!” Twilight said with worry as she folded the sketch and put it into her pocket. Deathstroke’s ears twitched at hearing the word Princess.
“What Princess?” Deathstroke asked as he narrowed his eyes.
“Princess Celestia, silly!” Pinkie Pie said with a big smile.
“Never heard of her.” Deathstroke said which caused the mares to gasp.
“What! What do mean you never heard of her!?” The girls shrieked
“Just what I said. Next question.” He said to which Twilight decided that it was best not to press the matter considering that she needed to get some answers from him for the princess. If she press too hard then he might refuse to give her any information at all.
“You said you couldn’t use magic?”
“Correct.”
“Why?”
“Just never had the ability.” He said getting bored with the conversation.
“But you’re an alicorn! Alicorns have some of the strongest magic in existence.” Twilight stated which caught the colt’s attention.
“What do you mean?” He asked to which Twilight then began to explain how the three races worked together and what their abilities are. This intrigued the assassin at the thought of being able to use magic.
“Where are you from?” Twilight asked as she was writing down notes.
“Classified.” He answered.
“Oookay…What’s your name?” Twilight said as she figured she could come back to the question later.
“Deathstroke.” He said which made Fluttershy hide behind Rainbow Dash.
“T-That’s a scary name.” The shy Pegasus said while shaking.
“I’m a scary guy.” He said.
“Where did you learn to fight like that?”
“Classified.”
“What were those weapons you were using?” Twilight asked with annoyance as the colt skipped her questions.
“Classified.”
“How old are you?”
“Classified.”
“Nopony is going to hurt you Deathstroke. The Princesses have given strict orders for us to protect you. You can trust us.” Twilight said as she gave a warm smile to the colt who only looked at her with a cold stare.
“I don’t trust anyone. Especially not your damn pathetic Princess.” Deathstroke said in a deadly low tone, causing everypony in the room to gasp at what the assassin just said.
“How dare you speak of the Princesses in such a manner, colt!” The guard who said that he didn’t believe the colt’s claim shouted in anger at Deathstroke.
“Watch it soldier! I’m not one of your princess’s subject so I owe her nothing. I don’t respect her, I don’t owe her anything.” Deathstroke said narrowing his good eye in anger. This only angered the guard more who made his way towards the young colt and raised a hand to him in preparation to strike the colt across the face.
“Wait! The Princess said to protect him not hurt him!” Twilight shrieked only for the stallion to ignore her as one of the other guards tried to stop her fellow guard. But before the guard’s hand could even connect with the colt’s face, his hand was caught in a vice like grip and before he knew what was happening he was slammed to the ground with a painful thud. Deathstroke was on top of the unicorn guard who tried to activate his magic only for the colt to grab his horn in a vice like grip, preventing the guard from using any of his magic at all. When the guard’s eyes looked down he saw that the colt had a knife to his throat. In one simple move the colt was able to pin the guard to the ground and take said guard’s knife from his side and press it against his throat. The mares in the room were terrified at what they saw.
“DEATHSTROKE STOP!” Twilight screamed in panic.
“Why should I? He attacked me. I’m well within my rights to kill him.” Deathstroke said calmly as he looked into the now terrified guard’s eyes.
“No pony has the right to kill another pony! Please Deathstroke just give us the knife and we can talk about this!” Twilight pleaded as the second guard had no idea what to do except to wait for an opening to tackle the colt and wrestle the knife from him and restrain him.
“P-Please D-Deathstroke.” Fluttershy asked with fear in her eyes. Deathstroke simply kept his ice cold eyes on the stallion.
“Do this again and you’ll be wishing that all I did was slit your throat.” Deathstroke said as he got up and sheathed the knife in the in its scabbard and tossed it to the female guard who caught it with one hand.
“Thank you.” Fluttershy said with a sigh of relief.
“It wouldn’t have worked.” He said to the female guard who looked at him with shock.
“By the time you would have even tackled me I would have slit the bastard’s throat and planted the knife in your skull way before you even came within ten feet of me.” He said to the guardsmare who gulped in fear.
“He’ll be punished for attacking you and disobeying a direct order from the Princess.” The guardsmare said in a serious tone as she regained her composure. Two big burly guards then came into the room and cuffed the downed guard and hauled him off.
“Wow! How did you do that?” Spike said in awe.
“My years on the battlefield and as a mercenary have honed my skills.” Deathstroke said.
“WHAT!!!” The girls all gasped.
“Y-You’re a mercenary?” Rarity asked shakily.
“Yes I am. My skills are evidence enough to prove that my statement is true.” He said as the mares all looked at him with a look that Deathstroke had never seen directed at him before. Pity. They looked at him with sorrowful eyes filled with pity.
“You have to tell me everything! Who do you work for! Where were you trained!? Who are your previous employers!? Are there other alicorn mercenary like you!?” Twilight said with her paper at the ready.
“I’m not telling you shit.” He sneered.
“B-But you have to! The princess needs this information! Besides, she only wants to help you!” Twilight explained.
“…No.” Deathstroke stated in a tone that sent fear into the lavender unicorn and ended the conversation.
“… Can you at least tell me why you wear an eye patch?” Or so he thought.
“Because I lost my right eye and don’t even ask how I lost it.” He spat causing Twilight’s ears to press against her head.
“Why were you and your brother fighting earlier?” Rainbow Dash asked the now pissed off mercenary as she flew up to his face.
“I had business with him… Nothing more.” Deathstroke said as he remembered that he was supposed to kill Deadpool, but now that he thought about it seemed that there was no point now since he was not going to get paid. But that didn’t matter to him. He was still going to kill that insane bastard. But for now he needed him alive in order to get back their world.
“Well I’m going to throw you two a welcome to Ponyville party!” Pinkie Pie said with a big smile as she bounced around the room happily.
“Hey, Twilight… Where’s Deadpool?” Spike asked.
“Who’s Deadpool?” She asked.
“The colt that was laying in that bed.” Spike said as he pointed to the now empty hospital bed.
“Guess I didn’t hit him hard enough.” Deathstroke said.
“Oh no, no, no, no. This is bad, this is very bad!” Twilight said as she began to panic. She began to panic as she searched the bathroom for him, when she came out she saw Deadpool’s hospital gown laying on the bed.
“GOOD GRIEF HE’S NAKED!!!” Twilight shrieked.
“She always act like this?” Deathstroke asked the young drake who passed the colt a soda which he took.
“Oh you have no idea.” Spike said while he sipped his soda.
Deathstroke couldn’t help but notice that Twilight sounded like an energetic version of Raven. He shrugged it off as he watched the mare panic.
“Pinkie, Rainbow, and Fluttershy help me find Deadpool! Rarity, Applejack, and Spike stay here with Deathstroke while we go look for Deadpool!” Twilight said as she and the other girls darted out of the room.
As Rarity and Applejack sat in the room they stared at the one eyed colt only for Spike to walk up to the two mares.
“Rarity, Applejack.” Spike said.
“Yes spike.” Both of them said in unison.
“Deadpool said a word that confused me earlier. I don’t know what it means. Can you tell me?” The baby dragon asked.
“Why sure Spike.” Applejack said with a smile.
“Of course darling, what was the word?” Rarity said with a smile.
“What’s an orgasm?” Spike asked innocently which caused the two mares to begin stuttering in an attempt to come up with an answer as Deathtroke watched in amusement.
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*Ten minutes later*
Deadpool walked down the hospital hallway in his birthday suit while quietly singing a song to himself as he looked around.
“My Little Pony, My Little Pony. What is friendship all about- OH WHEELCHAIRS!!!” Deadpool said as he got into an empty wheel chair that he found and began to roll down the hospital hallways at full speed.
As Deadpool tore down the hallway he came upon a female orderly who barely jumped out of the way in time.
“Out of the way Grandma!” Deadpool laughed as he went down a flight of stairs at blinding speeds.
Meanwhile, Rainbow Dash was flying around the hospital looking for the young colt.
“Where could he be!? Deadpool!” Rainbow Dash called only for a nurse to get upset.
“Sh!” The nurse shushed the Pegasus.
“Sorry.” Dash said sheepishly as she flew around more only to come to a stop in front of a set of stairs.
“Dammit! Where could he be?” She said in annoyance only to get her answer.
“WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!” Dash heard from the colt as he shot over her head while riding a wheel chair at amazing speeds landed on the ground safely only to tear down another hallway.
“HEY GET BACK HERE!!!” Dash shouted as she gave chase after the young colt who was laughing as he turned down another hallway.
As Dash flew down through the hospital after the young colt she could hear the hospital staff and patients screaming and shrieking as Deadpool nearly ran them over. The young colt was laughing as he kept spinning the wheels on his wheel chair.
“STOP!” Dash shouted as she closed in on the colt.
“Santa! Is that you!?” Deadpool said as Rainbow Dash pulled up beside him.
“Who?” She said as she looked at the alicorn with a look of confusion on her face as she tilted her head.
“SANTA!!! DON’T WORRY I’LL SAVE YOU YA HOLLY JOLLY FAT ASS BASTARD!!!” Deadpool shouted with determination as he shot down the hallway only to come to a sudden and complete stop. Dash stopped ten feet away from him as she saw him stare at her.
“I finally got you!” She said only for the colt to narrow his eyes at her and spin the wheels on the wheel chair as he managed to keep the chair in the same spot. The sound of a race car revving up could be heard as he spun the wheels which caused steam to appear from the sheer friction of the wheels against the hospital floor.
“Oh you wanna race, huh?” She said with a cocky smile, unable to resist a challenge.
“You know it!” Deadpool said with a smirk as Dash got into a starting position to which she counted hem off.
“Ready…set…GO!” She screamed as they both shot down the hallways Twisting and turning. As she looked behind her she saw that Deadpool was gone, thinking that she lost him.
“Guess he couldn’t keep up with the Dash!” She laughed.
“FOR THE CHIMICHANGAS!!!” Rainbow Dash quickly turned her head in the direction of the voice only to see Deadpool way ahead of her. What she saw next filled her with fear. Deadpool was heading for an extremely long and steep set of stairs.
“WATCH OUT!!!” She screamed but it was too late. Deadpool tried to turn the wheel chair down another hallway only to spin out of control and be flung down the long and steep set of stairs. The wheel chair crashed against the ground while Deadpool’s body tumbled and crashed down the stairs with a sickening crunch and snap as his bones were broken and snapped like twigs. As he hit the bottom of the stairs with a sickening crunch Dash flew to the colt’s side. What she saw filled her with horror, fear, and panic. Deadpool’s neck was twisted at a sickening angle with bruises on his neck from his broken neck as he laid on the ground motionless with his eyes closed.
“HELP!!! SOMEPONY HELP!!!” Rainbow Dash screamed as three doctors and a security guard came rushing into the stairwell.
“What happened!?” One of them shouted.
“H-he fell and I-I think he broke his neck!” Rainbow Dash said with a sob. But at that moment Deadpool leaped up and snapped his neck back into place.
“You ain’t just whistling Dixie!” He said completely healed as he back flipped into the air and teleported away.
“W-What the buck just happened?” Rainbow Dash said in a state of pure awe and shock.
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Deadpool appeared at the other end of the hospital. As he walked past a nurse’s station he heard gasps as the nurses saw him walking by naked as if nothing was wrong or out of place.
“That was fun, now it’s time for me to defy all logic. But who should be my next target… Decisions, decisions!” Deadpool said as he teleported back in front of the nurse’s station.
“Hey there ladies. How about a drink?” He said as he pulled a bottle of liquor out of nowhere.” As the mares looked at him in shock.
“By Celestia’s massive tits! You’re naked!” One of the nurses shrieked.
“I like where this is going… Giggity.”
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*Hospital Security Station*
“Have you seen a little colt run by here?” Twilight asked the security guard who was sitting in front of a set of security monitors.
“No Miss Sparkle I haven’t. What does he look like?” The uniformed mare asked as she got up from her chair.
“He’s a young little colt between the ages of twelve and fourteen. He has a bright red coat of fur along with parts of his fur being black. The fur around his eyes is black while the tip of his wings are black as well. His horn is black and he has a blonde mane as well. Also, he’s naked.” Twilight described the colt in a panic. The security guard looked surprise at what she had just heard.
“What race is he?” She asked as she took a long sip of her coffee.
“He’s an alicorn. The princess has left me in charge of him and his brother’s care.” This caused the security guard to do a spit take.
“WHAT!!!” The mare shouted in surprise as she wiped her coffee off of her security uniform. Around that time her radio came to life with a burst of static.
“WE A HAVE SITUATION DOWN HERE! A YOUNG ALICORN COLT JUST FELL DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS AND BROKE HIS NECK!!! I MEAN YOU CAN SEE THE VERTABRAE STICKING OUT AND EVERYTHING!!!” The voice from the radio said in a panic.
Twilight eyes turned to pin pricks as she fell to her knees in a state of shock.
“He’s… He’s dead… It’s all my fault.” She said as her eyes glazed over as the security guard demanded to know what happened only for another burst of static to be heard before the voice of the other security guard was heard again.
“THE COLT JUST JUMPED UP AND SNAPPED HIS OWN NECK BACK IN PLACE AND TELEPORTED OFF TO CELESTIA KNOWS WHERE!?!?!?” He said only for Twilight to hear a group of nurses scream outside in the hallway.
“Oh no!” Twilight said as she darted out into the hallway. What she saw she will never forget.
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*Nurses Station*
“ASS DANCE! ASS DANCE! EVERYBODY DO THE ASS DACE!” Deadpool laughed as he danced around on top of the nurses station naked like an insane idiot as the nurses backed away from him in terror as he shook his ass.
“Fuck you writer! You’re just too afraid to talk to me directly because you think that it will break professionalism!” Deadpool shouted into the air as he took another swig from his bottle of Jack Daniels.
“DEADPOOL!!!” A voice shouted from behind Deadpool as he turned around and gasped.
“A wild Twilight appeared!” He gasped.
“What are you doing!?” Twilight shouted.
“Honoring Shin Chan and berating the writer of the story!”
“What?...*Gasp* are you drinking alcohol!?” Twilight gasped in fear only for Deadpool to chug the bottle of liquor and smashed it against the ground.
“Not anymore.” He belched.
“Don’t move! You have a broken neck!” ordered the lavender unicorn to the colt only for him to back flip and flip through the air fifteen times before he landed perfectly in front of her.
“I don’t think so skippy!” Deadpool laughed only for Twilight to grab him in her magic.
“Hey what’s the big idea!” He shouted as he thrashed in her grip.
“She’s trying to stop you from acting like more of an ass than what you already are.” One of the voices in Deadpool’s head said.
“YOU HAVE A BROKEN NECK! STOP MOVING! I’M TRYING TO HELP YOU!” The mare shouted.
“Bored now.” Deadpool said right before he teleported out of Twilight’s magical grip.
“What the-EEP!!!” Twilight was cut off as she leaped into the air in shock as she felt somepony pinch her flanks. She quickly turned around and saw Deadpool who wore a huge smile and winked at her.
“Deadpool! Young colts do not act like that!” She said angrily.
“Catch me if you can!” He laughed as Twilight lunged at him only for to teleport out of the way and appear right behind her.
“Deadpool! Stop moving! PLEASE!” Twilight pleaded as ten solar guards ran into the room ready to restrain the young colt as gently and safely as possible.
“Just calm down little one, we’re only here to help you.” One of the guardmares said soothingly as she tried to approach the little colt. Deadpool simply reached up and snapped his own neck five times.
*CRACK! CRACK! CRACK! CRACK! CRACK!*
Everypony screamed in terror, especially Twilight who was crying as a few guards threw up at seeing the child break his own neck. Deadpool surprised everypony when he snapped his own neck back into place which healed itself in a matter of seconds.
“H-How-”
“Healing factor!” Deadpool shouted as he jumped back and took a fighting stance.
“Get some cloths on colt!” One of the guardmares said as she readied a hospital gown that she planned to put on the colt.
“NEVER!!! YOU CAN TAKE OUR HOMES, YOU CAN TAKE OUR LIVES!!! BUT YOU CAN NEVER TAKE OUR CHIMICHANGAS!!! AND OUR NUDITY!!!” Deadpool screamed as Twilight and the guards all lunged at him.
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“W-well, it’s when um-” Rarity stuttered.
“W-well Spike, w-when a ma and pa l-love each other v-very much-” Applejack tried to explain only for her and Rarity to begin stuttering nonstop as the baby dragon looked up at her innocently. Just as the door opened, Deathstroke got tired of the two mares beating around the bush.
“Geez, it’s when a guy fucks a girl and blows his load inside of her!” Deathstroke shouted which caused both the mares faces to turn bright red in embarrassment at what the young colt said.
“A-Are we interrupting s-something?” A familiar voice asked as they all turned their attention to see that the owner of the voice belonged to Cadance who was accompanied by her husband, Shining Armor. Both of them had faces that were red with embarrassment.
“Oh hey there Cadance and Shining Amor.” Applejack said with a smile.
“Hello Cadance and Shining Armor. What brings you both to Ponyville?” Rarity asked, glad that she could change the subject of answering the embarrassing question that Spike asked earlier.
“Well we received word from the Princess that two alicorn colts were found in the middle of Ponyville fighting to the death. The princess asked us to help you girls out.” Cadance said as Shining Armor stepped forward.
“It’s good to see you all. Is this one of the colts we’ve been hearing so much about?” Shining Armor asked politely, trying to appear friendly and kind in front of the one eyed colt.
“Uh Shining… I think you should know something first.” Applejack said as she and Rarity began to explain everything that they found out about the young colt and the incident with the guard earlier as well as Deadpool running around the hospital naked. Needless to say, they were both speechless at what they had just heard. They both stared at the young colt who flared his wings unknowingly in anticipation for an attack.
Cadance and Shining Armor could only look at the young colt sympathetically as he gave them both a cold stare with his one good eye. Shining Armor picked up a chair and placed it in front of the colt and sat down in it so he was facing the colt.
“Hey their little guy, how are you?” Shining Armor greeted the colt with a smile. Deathstroke simply got up and tried walking over to the chest that held his gear, he was tired of questions. But as he began to walk he felt light headed, the room began to spin as he stumbled backwards off of his hoofs only to be caught by Princess Cadance.
“Careful! You hardly have any magic in your body, it’s a miracle that you’re even awake let alone alive after those sword wounds you took to the chest.” She said as she helped him back to bed. The princess of love smiled at the colt only to receive an annoyed glare from him.
“I can feel my accelerated healing taking affect. It will take a little bit for me her to heal due to how severe the injury is. I just have to be patient. This new body will take some time to get used to.” Deathstroke thought to himself.
Around that time Nurse Redheart entered the room with a cart filled with a huge assortment of foods and meals.
“I hope you’re hungry.” The nurse said with a smile.
As the colt looked at the selection he saw that it was all made up of flowers and vegetables. He mentally face palmed when he realized that he was in a herbivore society of ponies.
“Figures.” He thought. A thought then occurred to him, he reached inside of his mouth and ran his fingers across his teeth until he found what he was looking for. He found that he still had his set of canine teeth.
“Good. I can still eat meat.” He sighed in relief as he faced the mare.
“Got anything with meat in it?” He asked the mare to which everypony and dragon in the room became pale as ghosts.
“B-But ponies can’t eat meat!” Rarity shrieked.
“I can.” He said showing everypony and Spike in the room his teeth. The caused everyone to gasp. One of the female doctors examined his canines.
“Amazing!” She said as she jotted this new information down on the medical clipboard that was at the foot of his bed.
Deathstroke saw that some of the plates that were on the cart were filled with meat with a note that said it was for carnivorous patients such as Griffins. This interested Deathstroke that there were Griffins in this world but he decided to mentally file that topic away as food for thought for later. He grabbed the plate that was filled to the brim with meat as well as a second plate full of fruit from the tray and began to dig in.
“Wait!” They all shouted but Deathstroke ignored them and began to devour the food. Before they knew it the plate of meat had been completely devoured by Deathtroke.
“Not bad.” He said as he then began to enjoy some of the fruits, at a much slower pace while he sipped on some water.
“T-That was five p-pounds of meat!” Shining armor stuttered in shock as he saw the colt munching on an apple while staring at him with a calculating look in his eye.
“How are you not sick?!” Cadance asked the colt.
“I eat meat all the time. But I have to admit, meat always taste much better when I kill it myself.” He said which caused an already nauseas Rarity to pass out to which Spike and Applejack managed to catch her but they were both turning green from what they heard. Everyone in the room was pale with terror at what they had just heard.
“W-Who would be so depraved to force you, a little colt, to eat meat!” Cadance shouted in horror.
“I personally like steak and bacon myself but when you’re in war you take what you can get.” Deathstroke said to which only made everypony turn even paler. Deathstroke saw their reactions and smirked, he decided to have a little fun with them.
“Horse meat works too if you’re desperate in a survival situation, but I always hated how it’s tough and chewy.” He said with a sinister smirk, revealing his canines.
After hearing that, all hell broke loose in the room as the guards began throwing up. Cadance ran to the bathroom with her hand to her mouth. Wrenching could be heard in the bathroom. While Applejack and Shining Armor turned green. Applejack barely managed to keep her lunch down as she clamped a hand over her mouth and while Spike could only shake in fear. Shining Armor approached the colt. Deathstroke readied himself, his body already felt much better from the meat that he just ate which boosted his healing. Deathstroke noticed that his wings seem to be flaring in response to the stallion approaching him.
“Where are you from and who made you do such…EVIL things!” Shining Armor demanded.
“What part of ‘I’m not saying shit’ do you not understand?” Deathstroke mocked the stallion causing him to get a stern glare. He wasn’t fazed.
“We have been patient with you Deathstroke up until now but now I’m done playing games. Tell us everything that you know now! And what the hell happened to your eye!” Shining Armor demanded as his attitude became serious.
“I liked to see you try you Backstreet Boy wannabe horse. I mean seriously why the hell are you dressed like that?” He said making fun of the guard captain’s uniform much to his embarrassment. Cadance, Applejack, and a newly awoken Rarity were trying to contain their giggles at the colt’s witty remarks.
“What happened to your eye?” Shining Armor said through gritted teeth while trying to maintain his anger. He personally had nothing against the colt, but his insults were hitting close to home for some reason. He figured that the colt was upset about the subject and was still recovering from his ordeal.
“The Doctors and the Princesses need to know what has happened to you and your brother. You’re going to tell me what happened to your eye or I’m going to have to remove your eyepatch and see for myself. I really don’t want to be the bad guy but we need to know to see if your eye is alright.” Shining Armor said in a very serious tone, trying to assert his authority.
“I will personally break your arm if you even try it pretty boy. Why don’t you go and get plowed by your boyfriend or something.” The mercenary said with annoyance.
This caused the guard Captain to finally lose his patients as he walked up to the colt and reached for his eyepatch. The instance that Shining Armor’s fingers barely brushed the eyepatch Deathstroke reached up with one hand and gripped the stallion’s wrist and twisted it with a sickening snap.
*CRACK!!!*
“AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!” Shining Armor screamed in pain as he fell to the ground in agony as the mares all tried to help the stallion as Deathstroke sat there with his icy cold gaze.
“I warned him.” The mercenary said as he laid back in bed.
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*Meanwhile with Deadpool*
“SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE PONY!!!” Deadpool screamed as he held Twilight like a rifle while slapping her on the ass. Each time he slapped her ass cheeks a blast of magic shot out of her horn and struck a guard, knocking them out. All the guards were being blasted with magic and sent flying across the room as the merc with the mouth used the unicorn mare as a make shift machine gun. Knocking out all of the guards that were there.
“DAMMIT NOT AGAIN!!! DEADPOOL STOP IT!!!” Deadpool did as the mare asked and set her down seeing that all of the guards were knocked out. She spun around in anger at the young colt.
“DEADPOOL, YOU DO NOT TOUCH A MARE THERE!!!” Twilight shouted in anger and to her surprise the young colt’s ears splayed back against his head in guilt as he hung his head in shame.
“…I’m sorry.” Deadpool said with sadness as his eyes brimmed with tears. Twilight felt her heart break when she saw this and knelt down in front of the young colt and pulled him into a gentle hug and comforted him.
“She’s actually falling for this, isn’t she?”
"You have no idea!"
“It’s okay, you didn’t know sweetie… Are you really sorry?” She asked with a sympathetic smile.
“Does this answer your question?” Deadpool said as he pinched her ass causing her to ‘eep!’ and back flipped away from the now shocked and embarrassed Twilight as more guards entered the room.
"Told you."
“Stop right there!” One of the guard ordered.
You can't beat them! You haven't even mastered the Rasengan!
“I don’t need the Rasengan!” Deadpool shouted as he pulled a chicken out of nowhere and set the poultry on the ground.
“GO CLUCKY!!!” The mercenary shouted to which the chicken charged the guards.
“COCK-A-MOTHER-FUCKING-DO!!! The chicken roared.
“What can a chicken possibly do- HOLY CELESTIA!!!” The guards shouted as the chicken pulverized them and sent them flying across the room.
“DEADPOOL GET YOUR FLANK BACK HERE NOW!!!” Twilight shouted with her face still red from embarrassment as the colt teleported away to another part of the hospital.
“MY LEG!!!” One of the guards screamed in pain.
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*Elsewhere in the Hospital*
Deadpool appeared in another part of the hospital. The colt walked around for a bit as patients and nurses gasped at the naked colt walking around without a care in the world.
“Let’s see, where can I cause some wacky shenanigans?” Deadpool said as he came up on the hospitals nursery. He looked in to the room through the glass window.
“Ah they’re so cute!” Deadpool said with a smile as he stared at the newborn foals. As he stared at the foals, noticed his reflection in the glass. He touched his reflection and stared at himself for a moment and then touched his own face.
"I think it's an improvement."
"It's much better than yours blue voice! If I had a dog with your face I would shave it's but and teach it to walk backwards!"
"Hey!"
Deadpool ignored the arguing voices in his head as he stared at his face. For once in his life he didn’t know what to say. He could only stare at his face. He ran a hand through his blonde mane. He stared at the scares on his face. A few slash scars were on his face, they appeared as thin pink lines but they were visible to everyone that saw him. These same scars were all over his body as well. It felt strange that he was in a different body. Especially one that did not look like a walking tumor.
Deadpool looked back at the pony babies that were sleeping soundly in the nursery with little smiles on their little muzzles.
“I really hope they have a much better childhood than I did.” He said to himself with a goofy carefree smile that carried a hint of sadness behind it.
As he began to walk away he saw Fluttershy looking at the babies with a gentle smile on her face.
“Oh the little angels are so cute.” She said quietly as she turned around and her eyes widened in surprise as she spotted the naked mercenary. She began to blush when she saw that he had nothing covering him. But her expression turned to horror when she saw the scars all over his body.
“H-How did you get those scars?” Fluttershy asked.
“Oh you know, getting chopped up into little pieces and being gutted alive. And not to mention being beaten like a little bitch by my father!” Deadpool laughed causing the mare to look even more horrified. Deadpool began pointing to scars and saying.
“I got this one from deranged knife wielding clown, this one’s from Wolverine, this one from a runaway pickle, this one from bugging Wolverine again, this one from sword wielding ninjas, Wolverine, bad plumbing, Wolverine, refusing to pay a hooker for services rendered, and last but not least Wolverine!” Deadpool said with a non chalantly to the horrified mare before he pointed to one more scar on his body.
“Oh I also got this one when I ran into Big Hero 6!” Deadpool laughed to which the mare asked.
“Who’s Big Hero 6?” She asked.
“A group of Japanese super heroes who reside in San Fransokyo. They’re pretty cool.” He said before turning to the readers and saying.
“Big Hero 6 is owned by Walt Disney Pictures and Marvel. That’s right, they were with us first.” Deadpool said with a wink to the audience.
“W-Why would a group of s-super heroes want to hurt you?” Fluttershy asked with worry.
“Oh they didn’t hurt me, I was juggling a bunch of Molotov Cocktails while covered in kerosene and I dropped one when we were supposed to be stopping a villian! Silly! I was hired to stop the same villain that they were going after but things didn’t go as planned. I made some good friends though!” The mercenary said laughing.
“And this was in Neighpon?” She asked.
“Hai!” Deadpool said as he teleported behind the shy mare causing her to jump in surprise and go ‘eep!’ in surprise.
As Deadpool began to walk off, Fluttershy tried to speak up only for it come out as a squeak.
“W-Wait! Y-you have to come with me. The others are looking for you!” She squeaked.
“Oh don’t worry about them. They’re fine. Clucky is taking good care of them. Besides I’ll be fine on my own.” He said with a laugh as he began to walk off.
Fluttershy looked at the colt with sadness in her eyes as she stared at the scars on his body again.
“Princess Celestia wants us to keep an eye on you.” She said.
“Oh you mean fat ass Celestia! The big white bitch that eats way too much cake! She must put Betty Crocker out of business!” Deadpool said innocently.
“T-That’s not very nice to say.” Fluttershy said as she hid her face behind her mane.
“-I mean when she steps on a scale, the scale is screaming ‘OH GOD!!! KILL ME!!!’.” He laughs as he rants.
“Okay, I think I get the idea-” The young mare tried to stop the colt’s ranting only for her efforts to be in vain.
“I mean if she attacks cake like I attack chimichangas then someone needs to slap a sticker on her ass that says ‘CAUTION: WIDE LOAD!’ …and probably give it a zip code as well.” Deadpool continued when a guard came out of nowhere and tried to tackle Deadpool only for him to do a backflip mixed with a sideways spin kick to the guard’s chin, the guard was sent to the ground knocked out. As five other guards came into the fray.
Deadpool just laughed as they charged at him.
“SHORYUKEN!!!” Deadpool screamed as he delivered a spinning upper cut to the first guard, sending him flying backwards in an instant knockout. The second guard charged at him, readying a spell to knock out the colt. Deadpool dodged the blast and slammed a high kick to the side of the stallion’s head. Sending him to the ground unconscious. As two other guards charged Deadpool back flipped into the air and slammed the two guards’ heads together. As the crumbled to the ground knocked out Deadpool spun around saw the last guard standing there trying to ready himself for anything that the colt might do.
“What’s the capital of Thailand?” Deadpool asked the guard stallion. The stallion gave Deadpool a confused look while still maintaining his guard.
“I…I don’t know.” The guard said only for Deadpool to teleport directly in front of him.
“BANGKOK!!!” Deadpool shouted as he kicked the stallion in the testicles. The guard fell to the ground with his hands holding his family jewels in agony.
“Deadpool! Stop!” Flutteryshy cried as she ran to the little colt.
“How could you do such a thing!” Fluttershy said with tears brimming in her eyes.
“Oh it’s easy really easy, just like doing this!” Deadpool said with a smile as he pulled out a combat knife out of nowhere and held the razor sharp tip to his left eye ball. Fluttershy gasped in horror.
“NO!!! DON’T DO IT!!!” Fluttershy cried with tears in her eyes.
“I’ ma do it!” Deadpool said with a goofy smile as he inched the knife closer to his own eye.
“NO!!! Please don’t do it! We can t-talk about this! I know you’re sad right now but we c-can get you h-help-” She was cut off as the young colt stabbed himself in the left eye and tore it out with the knife. Fluttershy turned pale as a ghost and fainted only for Deadpool to teleport behind her and catch her as his eye healed. He gently set her on the ground when a realization hit.
“OH MY GOD!!! I JUST MADE FLUTTERSHY CRY!!! THE FAN’S ARE PISSED!!! RUN, EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES!!!” Deadpool screamed as broke through a glass window that led into a lab and ran around screaming before he teleported away to another part of the hospital.
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*Hospital Cafeteria*
Deadpool appeared in the hospital cafeteria where he saw doctors, nurses, and visitors eating at tables and buying food. He walked around for a good minute before he stopped dead in his tracks at a glorious sight. Pinkie Pie was looking was standing there with a gigantic smile on her face as she was eating a cup cake and humming to herself in a happy tune. What he was staring at was the mare’s flanks. There was not an ounce of fat on the mare’s body. She had a beautiful slender figure eight figure. She had a thin waist, weapons grade tits and a phenomenal ass that looked like it was softer than a pile of the softest pillows, clouds, and feathers combined. As she began to walk he noticed that her flanks jiggled slightly with each step she took. Deadpool began drooling as he continued to stare at her. At that moment one of the doctors saw the naked colt.
“WHAT THE FUCK!!!” The doctor screamed as he saw Deadpool.
Deadool looked down to see that ‘Deadpool Jr.’ was standing at attention.
“Damn! I am packing!” Deadpool said with pride.
At that moment he was tackled to the ground by the pink party pony who was on top of him.
“Oh-my-gosh-you’re-the-new-pony-that-was-fighting-in-ponyville!-How-were-you-able-to-fight-like-that?-Do-you-like-parties? Are-there-any-other-Alicorns-like-you? Do-you-like-cupcakes? Why-is-your-brother-so-grumpy? Why-do-you-have-so-many-scars? What’s-your-name?” Pinkie said rapidly asking questions, completely oblivious to the fact that the colt was naked.
“Yes-I-am-the-colt-that-was-fighting-in-ponyville! I-know-a-lot-of-martial-arts-that’s-how-I-can-fight-so-good! Yes-I-like-parties! I-am-one-of-a-kind! I-have-no-idea-what-an-alicorn-is! Yes-I-like-cupcakes! Deathstroke-is-just-angry-at-me! As-for-my-scars-well-my-childhood-was-not-so-good! My-name-is-Deadpool!” Deadpool said with a smile that nearly matched Pinkie’s.
“*GASP!* You were able to keep up with me and speak fast like me!” She gasped with excitement. At that moment she looked down and saw that ‘Deadpool Jr.’ was still standing at attention.
“Woah!” She leaped back with a gigantic blush spread across her face. Deadpool looked down and blushed.
“Whoops! This joke has gotten old anyway!” He said with a laugh as he tried to search for something to cover himself with. Pinkie handed him a pair of blue hospital pants that were given to patients to which he slipped them on. As he slipped them on he noticed that he had a weird mark on his flanks/hips.
“That is very impressive for a young colt.” Pinkie Pie said with blush, not knowing that she was thinking out loud.
“Thanks! Sorry about that, Deadpool Jr. has a mind of his own. That hot tush of yours definitely got him going!” He said with an innocent smile. Pinkie Pie’s face was red with embarrassment. She shook herself out of her embarrassment.
“Me and my friends were sent to find you! You really need to get back to bed, your too sickey whickey to be running around on your own!” She said with her signature smile.
“You’ll never take me alive!” He screamed as he dove behind a table.
“Well that’s how you want it then, Okie Doki Loki!” Pinkie said with mischievous smile spreading across her face.
“We knew this day was coming, ‘The Merc with the Mouth’ Vs Pinkie Pie the most random and sexy pony around!” Deadpool said with a laugh as he teleported next to the mare, Pinkie Pie blushed again.
At that moment Deadpool and Pinkie Pie lunged at the nearest table that was filled with food and grabbed as much food as they could and ducked behind tables and began throwing food at each other. A stray cupcake hit one of the patients who were eating and got angry thought that one of the doctors did it and decided to return fire with his sandwich. Pretty soon the whole cafeteria was engulfed in a free for all food fight. Pinkie was giggling and laughing like mad as one of Deadpool’s cupcake’s hit her square in the face as she hurled a gigantic cake that was topped with cupcakes which hit Deadpool square in the face and chest. They both laughed.
“This has got to be the tastiest fight I have ever had in my life! If only we had chimichangas then it would be perfect!” He said with a laugh as he darted out of the cafeteria to which a frosting covered Pinkie Pie gave chase as she giggled with a gigantic smile. Pinkie was gaining on him fast as he weaved and turned down the hallways. He teleported to another part of the hospital and continued to run laughing while looking behind him.
“She’ll never catch me-” He was cut off as he ran face first into the softest thing that he has ever felt in his insane life.
“Oh yes I can! ~ ” Pinkie Pie said in sing song voice as she spun around while hugging Deadpool and unknowingly smooshing his face into her breasts.
“Best…Day…Ever.” Deadpool says in a muffled voice.
Pinkie spun around while holding the colt with his face pressed into her luscious breasts for ten minutes before she set him down.
“That was fun.” She said with a smile.
“Yes it was.” Deadpool said with a dreamy stare in his eyes.
“That food fight was great! I mean I haven’t been in a food fight for a while!” Pinkie Pie said with her smile growing even more.
“Oh! Yeah… You were talking about the food fight…” Deadpool said with a laugh.
At that moment Pinkie Pie saw something shiny on the ground that caught her attention.
“Ooooh a bit!” She said with a smile as she bent down to pick the coin up. Deadpool just couldn’t resist the urge to smack her flanks. As he smacked her ass, she leaped up high in the air in surprise and shock.
“EEP!!!” She cried.
She rubbed her flanks in pain as she turned to the colt that stood there whistling innocently.
“Are you loco in the coco!?” She said while she eyed the colt with her best attempt at looking stern which only made her look cute and innocent.
“You have no idea~ “ Deadpool said in a sing song voice with a smile.
At that moment Twilight, Fluttershy, and Rainbow Dash came rushing into the room.
“Hey girls, me and Deadpool were just had the most funerific time ever!” Pinkie Pie giggled. Twilight approached the two, her mane frazzled due to stress.
“Where the hell have you been!? And how do you two even know each other!?” Twilight shouted.
“Marvel!” Pinkie Pie shouted with glee.
“Hasbro!” Deadpool shouted at the same time as Pinkie Pie. They both paused for a moment and stared at each other before smiling at each other and sharing a wink with each other.
“Welp, I’m out of here.” Deadpool said with a laugh only for the girls to surround him.
“YOU ARE NOT GOING ANYWHERE!” Twilight shrieked while her left eye twitched as her and the others slowly inched their ways towards the young colt, when they were about to pounce on him he realized something very important.
“OH MY GOD!!!” He screamed at the top of his lungs like a maniac as he fell to his knees causing all of the girls to stop dead in their tracks.
“WHAT!!! WHAT IS IT!?!?!?!?” The four mares scream in unison.
“OH GOD WHY!!!” Deadpool continued to scream as he slammed his head into the floor over and over again, each time he did this a sickening bone snapping crack was heard as his blood splattered all over the ground.
“DEADPOOL!!! STOP!!!” The girls screamed as they all tried to stop him. After a while they managed to restrain him. They all stared at Deadpool with fear and horror as saw his blood covered face as blood ran down his face and dripped on the ground in a puddle.
Twilight knelt down in front of the young colt with fear and worry in her eyes. She looked into the colt’s dazed eyes and saw that he looked like he was broken.
“D-Deadpool, I’m s-sorry I got angry. I got carried away. Tell us what’s wrong. We can help you.” Twilight said in the most calm and sympathetic voice, the one she would use when Spike was sad or had a nightmare.
“I just realized…” He said barely above a whisper.
“Yes?” The mares motioned for him to continue as Pinkie and Fluttershy both hugged the colt and stroked his mane in an attempt to calm him down and comfort him.
“I just realized that…I’M A RED AND BLACK ALICORN!!! I AM SO FUCKED!!! THE READERS ARE GONNA BE ALL OVER THAT SHIT!!!” Deadpool screamed.
“Oh my God.”
“Oh shit! He’s right!”
“What are we going to do!?”
“I have no fucking idea other than that to panic!”
"That is the last thing we want to-”
“AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!”
"Ah fuck it, there’s not much else we can do…Can’t beat ‘em, join em. AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!”
“AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! That’s the spirit! AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!”
Pinkie Pie gasped as she hugged the colt even tighter.
“It’s okay, it’s okay! We’re gonna make it through this!” Pinkie stroked his mane comfortingly.
Twilight, Fluttershy, and Rainbow just sat there with their mouths hanging open in confusion.
“You mane is blonde so technically you’re not actually one of those cliché red and black alicorns.” Pinkie Pie said in the most comforting and loving tone as she cleaned his face off of some of the blood with a handkerchief.
“Y-You really mean it?” Deadpool asked with tears in his eyes.
“Yes…Yes I do.” She said with a gigantic smile.
“Horray!” He said as he jumped into the air and hugged Pinkie Pie tightly who in turn returned the hug.
“Whelp time to make another run for it!” Deadpool said with a laugh as he tried to take off running again only for Twilight and Rainbow Dash to jump in front of him, blocking off his path.
“No way! You’re not getting by me!” Rainbow Dash said with determination.
“With the power of chimichangas I am invincible!” Deadpool said with a determined look.
“Deadpool you are not getting away this time! You are in some very serious trouble mister and we have some questions for you!” Twilight said with a stern glare.
“Pleeeeease girl, you can’t handle all of this!” He said while snapping his fingers multiple times and motions to himself.
“Deadpool don’t be such a meanie!” Pinkie said.
“I ’ma do it!” Deadpool said with a smile as he got ready to run but what he heard the pink mare say next caught him by surprise.
“Don’t make me get Stan Lee up in here!” Pinkie said with a smirk.
Deadpool’s mouth was opening and closing like a fish.
“Did you just-” He started.
“Oh yes I did! Don’t think I won’t!” She said with a playful smile and wink.
“…Damn… You’re witty and a hottie.” Deadpool muttered to himself.
“What was that?” Pinkie Pie asked with an innocent smile.
“Nothing!” He said quickly.
“How were you able to do all of that stuff?” Twilight asked the colt.
“By the power of Fox Kids that’s how! Though it may be gone, it will always live on in our hearts!” Deadpool said with a strangely determined look on his face.
This only confused Twilight as they all walk down the hallways back to the hospital room.
“Deadpool, what would your parents say if they saw your behavior?” Twilight asked with a stern tone. Fluttershy was signaling Twilight that this was a bad topic to discuss with the colt but Twilight only caught on when it was too late.
“My mother would try to hide me in a safe place as my dad would come at me drunk and angry and kick the living shit out of me and break my nose and ribs and anything else that he could to hurt me. After beating me until he was exhausted and gasping for air as I lay on the ground covered from head to toe in bruises, broken bones, and my own blood, gasping for air myself due to having a collapsed lung, he would then go to bed and pass out drunk as my mother cried and sobbed over me as she tried everything she could to nurse me back to health.” Deadpool said with an innocent smile as if nothing was wrong.
The looks on all of the girls faces was that of pure horror. Before any of the girls could say anything they came up on the room that Deadpool and Deathstroke was sharing.
As they walked in they saw a heavily sedated Shining Armor who was getting his arm fixed by a doctor while Rarity, Applejack, and Cadance who were warily watching Deathstroke who was lying in bed.
As soon as Deadpool walked into the room Deathstroke leveled a cold stare. But before he could say or do anything Twilight interrupted their staring contest.
“BBBFF what happened to you!?” She gasped as she ran to her brother who was too doped up on pain killers to even answer her coherently.
“Deathstroke broke his hand when Shining tried to remove his eyepatch.” Cadance explained.
“WHAT!” Twilight shrieked.
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*Meanwhile somewhere else in the hospital*
A group of guards were encased in slimy green cocoons that were hanging from the ceiling of the spacious broom closet. A group of changelings were standing in the room talking in low whispers.
“What the hell are two alicorn colts doing here in Ponyville?” One of the changelings asked.
“It doesn’t matter! The queen has given us strict orders to capture them both alive. She thinks that they will be useful to us. If anything they can be used as hostages.” The head changeling said.
“Alright, when do we nab them?” Another changeling asked as he leaned up against the wall with his arms crossed.
“We get them in the middle of the night when they’re sleeping. It’ll be easy, you got nothing to worry about boys. This will be the easiest mission that we’ve ever had. Besides, we got plenty of guys with us. I mean if it weren’t for the spies that we have stationed here in Ponyville then we would never have found out that these colts were here. Besides, it’s not like they could cause too much trouble anyway.” The head changeling said with a smirk.
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*One hour later*
After a very long lecture from Twilight to which Deathstroke simply tuned her out, everyone calmed down.
Cadance saw Deadpool sitting down next to Spike and Pinkie Pie and talking to them with a happy smile on his face. She noticed the scars on the colts face. They were faint, but they were there. Cadance walked over to the young colt and she knelt down so she was at eye level with him.
“Hi there little guy.” She said with a genuine smile.
“Hey there.” Deadpool said with a happy smile.
“My name is Cadance. What’s your name?”
“Deadpool.”
“That’s an interesting name, did your parents give you that name?” She asked.
“No, I got that name because I beat the odds.” He said which confused the mare. At the mention of Deadpool’s parents, Pinkie Pie leaned over and whispered into Cadance’s ear about the colt’s parents which caused the Princess to put a hand up to her mouth in shock and horror.
“D-Deadpool is there anything that you would like to talk a-about? You can tell us anything? You’re safe here. You know that right?” Pinkie Pie said with a very sad smile.
“Well I do have something that I wanted to say to Cadance.” Deadpool said with a thoughtful expression.
“What is it sweetie?” She said with her most calm and comforting smile that she could muster.
What Deadpool said to her made her mouth hit the ground in shock.
(This is what he said.)
“W-What the-” the dumbstruck Princess tried to speak up only for Nurse Redheart to walk into the room.
“Ok everypony, it’s time for these young colts to get some sleep.” Nurse Red heart announced.
“But-” Twilight tried to object only to be cut off.
“You will be able to talk to them tomorrow Miss Sparkle. These colts need their rest if they are going to heal properly. Don’t worry they will have guards posted outside the doors twenty four seven, they’ll be fine.” Nurse Redheart stated with a smile to which Twilight sighed in defeat.
As everypony exited the room they all said their goodbyes. Deadpool gave Spike a bro fist while he gave Pinkie a big hug to which she accepted happily. Shining Armor was still feeling the effects of the pain meds as they wheeled him out. Deathstroke simply maintained his cold stare as the ponies left for the night. As the door finally closed the two assassins looked at each other.
“Well that was an interesting day, huh?” Deadpool said with a laugh.
“The only reason you are still breathing is because I need you get me back to earth.” Deathstroke said with icy venom in his voice.
“Yeah, about that. I think we’re stuck here permanently. I honestly have no idea how my teleporter works.” Deadpool said nonchalantly as if it were nothing.
“I’m going to pretend that I didn’t hear that.” Deathstroke said to the colt as he walked over to the chest that contained his gear and broke the lock.
“Did they seriously leave all of our weapons here? They have got to be the biggest idiots that have ever lived.” Deathstroke thought as he put his gear back on and holstered his weapons to his body.
As he turned around he saw that Deadpool was already in his full gear and had his weapons on him. How he did this Deathstroke had no idea. Deathstroke looked at the clock that was on the wall and saw that it was 10 PM.
“We leave at 0300 hours that should give us an opening when the nurses change shifts, we’ll be able to take the guards out silently without anyone seeing us.” Deathstroke ordered.
“I thought you hated me. Why do you want me to go with you?” Deadpool said as he pulled his mask over his face.
“My hate for you burns with the white intensity of ten thousand suns. But for the time being, I need you alive.” Deathstroke seethed.
“Well… sucks to be you-” Deadpool never finished the sentence as a black furred fist collided with his chin, knocking him out and making him fall into his hospital bed.
“Thought the bastard never shut up.” He said as he laid down in bed and pulled his mask over his face. After a few minutes Deathstroke drifted off to sleep.
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*4 Hours Later – 2 AM*
The two changelings that were disguised as royal guards standing outside of the two alicorn colts’ room. The two slowly opened the door and snuck in without making a single sound. As they slowly approached the two alicorns’ beds they saw two sleeping figures under the covers. They both nodded to each other as they reached for the covers and pulled them back. To their surprise they found only a bunch of pillows underneath the covers.
“What the-” Both changelings started only to be cut off.
The two changelings felt the cold steel of Barrettes pressed to the back of their skulls.
“Keep your voice down, this is a hospital.” Deadpool whispered into the changeling’s ear.
“Who sent you?” Deathstroke questioned with an angry look on his face that was hidden by his mask.
“T-The Princess ordered us to bring you to her for your own safety.” The fake guard lied.
“Bullshit.” Deathstroke said as he pistol whipped the changeling across the face so hard that he dropped his disguise.
“What the hell are you? Some kind of roach horse?” Deathstroke said with a raised eyebrow.
“Oh cool! A real live changeling!” Deadpool said giddily.
“You know what these things are?” Deathstroke asked with a raised eyebrow as he stared at the insectoid like pony.
“Of course I do. They were most likely sent by their Queen to kidnap us or something. Chances are there are more of them waiting for us.” The insane merc answered.
“H-How the hell do you know that!?” The other changeling demanded.
“It seems that we don’t need you any longer changeling.” He said as he cocked the hammer back on his gun.
“We need to dispose of these guys. But we have to do it quietly-” Deathstroke stated only to be cutoff by Deadpool.
“BANZAI!!!” Deadpool screamed as he unleashed a torrent of gunfire from his two Tec 9 pistols into the two changelings, sending them both flying backwards and through the door, shattering it to pieces. The two changeling corpses hit the ground with a bone snapping crack.
“ALL OF YOU CHANGELING FUCKERS CAN DROP YOUR DAMN DESQUISES! WE CAN SEE THROUGH THEM!!!” Deadpool shouted.
“YOU DUMBASS!!!” Deathstroke shouted in anger as a Deadpool reached into his utility belt and tossed a weird looking silver ball that exploded in a bright light. As the light cleared he saw that over half of the ponies in the room were changelings.
As the Changelings saw what happened they drew there weapons while some readied their magic.
Deathstroke and Deadpool both aimed their guns at the changelings and opened fire as patients, doctors, and nurses running and screaming as they ducked and hid behind whatever they could use as cover. Half of the changelings in the room hit the ground dead from the gunfire.
As they both ran empty, Deathstroke reloaded his pistol with a fresh magazine as Deadpool drew his twin katana and lunged at the five remaining changelings in the room who were firing magic blasts at him only for him to block the blasts with his swords.
“I’m singing in the rain!” Deadpool sung as he lopped off the first changeling’s head causing blood to spray everywhere and on the insane merc’s head like rain.
Deadpool then slashed the next two changelings across the throat and stabbed the last two in directly through the heart. Killing them instantly.
Deadpool turned to see ten changelings running down the hallway towards him. He causally pulled out a grenade and pulled the pin out of it.
“Lucy, you got some S’ploding to do!” Deadpool said to the grenade before throwing it at the group of changelings and blowing them to bloody and gory bits.
Deadpool then darted down the hallway and into the next room. As he entered the next room he saw that the ceiling had green cocoons that held the royal guards that he saw earlier but along with that he saw a room with five changelings who had their magic train on him.
“What’s so funny colt? I wouldn’t be laughing if I were you.” A changeling captain spat.
“Oh nothing, I’m just thinking of what Deathstroke is going to do to you guys. You see he’s very pissed off at the moment and you guys are in our way, hehe!” Deadpool laughed as he leaned against a wall with his arms crossed.
“Who the fuck is Death-” One of the changelings asked only to be interrupted by the sound of gunfire that came from the other room.
*BANG! BANG! BANG!*
At that moment a very injured and bloodied changeling came running into the room screaming at the top of his lungs.
“HE’S COMING! HE’S COMING! RUN!” The badly injured changeling screamed in terror as he ran out of the room. The changelings looked at the door as they readied their magic and weapons.
(Imagine what happen next like this, also imagine Deathstroke as John Wick for this scene, also the music goes well with this scene.)
(Start at 4:18)
Deathstroke came darting into the room with his pistol ready and fired his first shot into the changeling captain’s skull, splattering his brains across the wall.
The four changelings rushed Deathstroke only for him to pistol whip the first one in the face and grab him by the wrist and flip him over his shoulder, causing him to land on the ground hard on his back. Deathstroke put two rounds into the changeling’s head before firing two shots into the next changeling’s chest and head.
The colt then ran threw a kick to the third changeling’s head, his hoof slamming into his windpipe, crushing it like it was nothing. The changeling fell to the ground clutching his throat for a few seconds before going limb. The colt then leaped over the last changeling and pulled them into a headlock and snapped the changeling’s neck before letting the corpse fall to the ground.
Two more changlings came running into the hallway. The first one tried to wrestle the gun away from the colt only to get a head butt to the face and two shots in the stomach and one to the head. The second changeling slashed at the Deathstroke with a gladius sword to which the colt ducked underneath the strike and pressed the gun barrel underneath the changeling’s chin and pulled the trigger, spattering its brains everywhere. Deathstroke then switched the spent magazine out for fresh new one and holstered it onto his thigh.
At that moment he heard a whistle that got his attention, he turned his attention to see that it was Deadpool who whistled. Deadpool then pulled two Spas 12 shotguns out of nowhere and then tossed one of them to Deathstroke. They both stood in front of two double doors and cocked the shotguns at the same time and nodded to each other before they kicked the doors open and charged the enemy.
A group of changelings fired a barrage of magical blasts at them. The two of them opened fired and blasted their enemies to nothing. The patients and staffs of the hospital watched in horror as they saw changeling heads explode left and right.
“Yay we’re bonding!” Deadpool cheered only to receive a shotgun blast to the face.
*BANG!!!*
“No we’re not.” Deathstroke said coldly.
“Owie.” Deadpool said.
As the guns ran empty they both slung them across their backs and drew their swords as they both charged down a long flight of stairs, slashing and slicing any changeling that stood in their way while dodging magic blasts.
As they made their way out of the stair well they came upon the main lobby and saw the main exit to the hospital but twenty five changelings stood in their way to freedom. But before Deathstroke could even do anything Deadpool pulled a mini gun out of nowhere and mowed down the last group of changelings. They both charged out the door and into the night.
“How the fuck were you able to do that!?” Deathstroke shouted as they both ran down a dirt road.
“Fuck you that’s how!” Deadpool laughed.
*BANG!!!*
“Ow! Would you stop shooting me! Getting shot hurts like hell!” Deadpool shouted in annoyance only for Deathstroke to ignore him.
“You seem to have an idea as to where we are considering you knew what those things were back there.” Deathstroke stated.
“How’d I know what now?” Deadpool said with an innocent expression that could somehow be seen through his mask.
“Just shut the fuck up. We’re heading to that forest over there. It’s the perfect place to hide out for the time being.” Deathstroke ordered Deadpool as they both ran into the Everfree forest.
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*Meanwhile in Canterlot – 1 hour later*
Celestia was currently raiding the royal kitchen’s fridge while wearing a pink night gown that came down to the middle of her thighs. She sat at a table as she ate a hay burger with a glass of soda. As she took a sip from her glass of soda just as a guard came into the room.
“Sorry for the intrusion your highness but the hospital in Ponyville that is currently treating the two alicorn colts was just attacked by over fifty changlings!” The guard said which caused Celestia to do a spit take.
“WHAT!” She shrieked.
“We don’t know why they attacked the hospital but we think that they were sent to kidnap the two new alicorn colts that were found in Ponyville yesterday princess.” The guardsmare stated.
“How many causalities were sustained?” The princess asked with fear.
“None from what we know so far, all the guards were placed in cocoons but have been rescued and will make a full recovery. But as for the changelings…” The guard trailed off as her face turned green.
“What happened?” Celestia asked with fear and anxiety in her voice.
“They were all slaughtered and killed… There are literally bodies, and mutilated corpses strewn throughout the hospital with blood, guts, and gore everywhere all over the walls and floors.” The guard said while wrenching and trying to keep her lunch from spewing out. Celestia’s face turned as pale as a ghost.
“W-Who could do such a thing?” She asked.
“Eye witnesses say that it was the two alicorn colts.” The guardsmare answered as Celestia quickly pulled out the letter that Twilight had sent her earlier but never had the chance to read. As she read it her eyes went wide with fear when she read the part of ‘black magic’ and ‘necromancy’. Never in all her years had she heard of such evil arts and yet this colt ‘Deathstroke’ seems to have extensive knowledge on the subject. And he colt ‘Deadpool’ was obviously abused. She had to find these colts and help them. If Chrysalis was after them then there was no telling what could happen if she got her hands on them.
“Where are the colts now?” Celestia asked.
“Nopony knows your highness but we have a few witnesses that say they saw the two colts run out of the hospital after the battle. Nopony knows where they went after that.” At hearing this Celestia’s face turned pale.
“We have to find those colts as quickly as possible! They could be horribly wounded from their encounter with the changelings, not to mention the fact that Chrysalis is after them.” Celestia said as the as she saw a picture of the carnage that took place at the hospital.
“Yes your highness!” The guard said with a crisp salute before walking out of the room.
Celestia sat there, staring in horror at the pictures of the bloodbath that took place at the hospital.
“Deathstroke and Deadpool… What are your stories?” She thought allowed.
As she turned back to the table where she saw her hay burger sitting. She had already lost her appetite but something caught her eye. A letter that was written in red ink sat on the middle of the table. She picked it up and what it said shocked her to no end.
Dear Fat Ass Cake Gobbler,
If you want to know who I am then pick up a freaking Marvel comic book for once in your damn life instead of stuffing your face with so much damn cake! I mean seriously! How does that throne of yours even hold up under that fat ass of yours! You need to start working out girl!
As for what happened at the hospital, that was a regular Tuesday for me. Welp I guess I should get going instead of just standing directly behind you while writing this letter as you look on in horror at those pictures of me and Deathstroke’s work at the hospital. I mean seriously I am standing on my head behind you and you don’t even have a fucking clue! Oh well.
Yours truly, Deadpool the Merc with the Mouth!
P.S. Tell Pinkie Pie I said hi.
P.S.S. If you could, give her flanks a nice squeeze for me would ya, thanks!
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Second Chances for Death's Friends
Chapter 2 - Two Mercenaries in Ponyville! This Can't Possibly Go Wrong! *BOOM!!!* Dammit Deadpool!!!
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Chapter 3 - School and Friends (Part 1)
Edited by: HydraLightning
Chapter 3 – School and friends (Part 1)
*Night 4*
Deathstroke was laying in the grass as he stared up at the night sky. He was not normally a man that got sentimental or touchy feelings about things. But he had to admit that he was amazed by the beauty of the stars and the moon. It actually seemed like it was alive.
The colt turned his head to see the bane of his existence on the other side of the camp fire. Deadpool.
“I can’t stand that little bastard.” He muttered to himself. He watched the insane mercenary sleeping on the ground as a string of drool rolled down the side of his mouth. The colt was snoring so loud that he wouldn’t be surprised if the whole town heard them.
He wanted to kill Deadpool so badly but he realized that it would just be a waste of bullets. So he figured that he might as well get some sleep.
Eventually he managed to drift off into a peaceful slumber.
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A group of royal guards were re-watching the footage of the two colt’s fight in Ponyville. The footage was turned in by a young filly that had just received a camera as a birthday present. They were lucky that she was messing with her camera at the right time.
The footage showed a bright flash in the middle of the sky to which a giant motorized carriage that was made purely out of steel and iron falling from the sky. From what the scientist could tell from researching the wreckage of the alien machine, the technology of the machine and its engine were far beyond Equestria’s Technology. The only clue they had to where it came from was a piece of the wreckage that had the words engraved on it which read ‘Made in the United States of America’.
“We have never heard of this ‘United States of America’.” Princess Luna said as she turned to her sister.
“Neither have I sister, but from the sounds of it, this country is far more technology advance than Equestria.” Celestia said in awe.
“Do you think the two colts are from this unknown country?” Luna asked.
“I believe that is a very distinct possibility sister, considering the fact that they knew nothing of where they were and knew nothing of Equestria from what Twilight has told me. I believe that it is safe to say that they are most likely from America.
At that time Celestia felt something very hard hit her in the back which caused her to stumble forward, surprising everypony in the room.
She almost fell flat on her face but managed to regain her balance.
She reached behind and felt the area of her back that was hit. She felt something attached to the area in between her wings. She grabbed it and found that it was a folded piece of paper that was taped to her back.
“What is it sister?” Luna asked when she saw the paper.
“I don’t know.” She said as she unfolded the paper and began to read it.
I’M FROM CANADA YOU DUMB BITCH!
DEATHSTROKE IS FROM AMERICA! PUT THE DAMN CAKE DOWN FOR ONCE AND GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT! THEY ARE TWO DIFFERENT COUNTRIES!!!
Sincerely, Deadpool
Dictated but not read.
Celestia and Luna and all of the guards just stood there with their jaws hanging open.
“How did he get in here?” Celestia asked.
“It appears that he is more skilled than we thought sister.”
“Princess? We found something that you might find interesting.” One of the guards who was re-watching the footage said.
“What is it?” Celestia asked.
“This.” The guard said as he rewound the footage and played the video.
The video started with the camera focusing on the sky and clouds that were drifting only for a bright blinding flash to appear and when the flash cleared the bus with the two colts came falling through the sky and crashed into the town square. The video is then paused before the fight that ensued could be shown.
“What is it we’re supposed to be looking at?” Celestia asked.
“Just after the giant machine appears, what appears to be a bright stream of light is seen flying from the machine and off into the distance. It looks almost like a shooting star.” He said as he rewound the video and paused it at the part he was trying to show everypony.
“What could it be?” Luna asked.
“It looks like a magical flare from the teleportation spell that brought the two colts to ponyville. It looked like it was headed towards manehattan.” Celestia said.
“Should we be worried?” A guards mare asked.
“No, it’s completely harmless, it’s just a simple flare of light. I’m more concerned about the two colts.” Celestia said to which the mare nodded.
“What should we do?” Luna asked.
“There is nothing we can do as of now. From the looks of things they have managed to stay hidden from our guards. Only Twilight and her friends have seen them and that has been off and on. As of now, we have no idea where they may be hiding.” Celestia said.
“Our Lunar guards our searching the area of Ponyille sister. Don’t worry, you should get some sleep. You have been awake for the past two days without rest.” Luna said as she turned to her sister who had bags under her eyes from lack of sleep.
“But Chrysalis is after these colts as well! We have to find them!” Celestia protested.
“We understand your worries sister but you will not be able to help these colts if you run yourself ragged. Besides, we have an idea of how to locate these colts. So go to bed dear sister.” Luna said only to see that Celestia had fallen asleep where she stood.
“Oh, you push yourself too hard sister.” Luna chuckled as she led her sleepy sister to her bedroom and tucked her in and kissed her on the forehead.
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Deathstroke found himself standing on the rooftop of a cathedral in the middle of a shadowy dark city.
Deathstoke began walking down the streets of the shadowy city. He noticed that his body was still a pony’s body.
“Not even in a dream can I get a break.” He sighed. But this raised a question for him.
“Why am I still in a pony’s body?” He wondered.
“Probably has to do with the magic of this world and the fact that my body was physically changed.” He thought to himself.
As Deathstroke looked around the city he quickly recognized it as Gotham City.
Thanks to his greatly enhanced mental capacity, Deathstoke could easily tell that he was in a dream. But this was not the real reason why he knew he was in a dream. In any normal case he would have no idea that he was in a dream at all. He sensed a presence enter his mind. Thanks to his increased brain capacity, his mind was resistant to most forms of psychic attacks.
The second something entered his mind it was like an alarm went off in his head.
The young mercenary looked around for a moment, his expression stoic never changing under his mask.
“I suggest you come out, your attempts at hiding are pathetic.” Deathstroke said in an annoyed voice.
Out of the shadows a tall female figure appeared.
“How did you know we were here?” The mare asked impressed.
“You’re not the first to try and invade my dreams. Others have tried before.” Deathstroke said.
“What! We are the only one besides our sister who possess the ability to enter another pony’s dreams! Tell us, who are these others that have such power!” Luna shouted.
“Individuals that were trying to kill me but ended up dead instead. However they were able to hide their presence better than you.” Deathstroke said to the shock of the mare.
“So what do you want?” Deathstroke asked. Despite being in the body of a colt and his voice changing, his voice still sounded surprisingly deep despite his voice sounding like that of a child.
Luna quickly shook off her surprise and regained her composure.
“We have entered thy- I mean I have entered your dreams so I can talk with you.” Luna said as she managed to stop herself from switching back into talking old Equestrian.
“Who are you?” He asked.
“I am Princess Luna, I am princess of the night. I rule Equestria alongside my sister Princess Celestia who rules the day.” She introduced herself.
“Never heard of you or your sister.” Deathstroke said, he had indeed heard of the two but only because they were mentioned by Twilight and her friends and at school from Cheerilee’s lessons. He just wanted to see her reaction.
“What! What do you mean you have not heard of us!? Everypony has heard of us!” Luna practically shouted in shock.
“Just what I said.” He said to which Luna couldn’t seem to believe. She decided to continue.
“My sister and I have been worried about the two of you! Where have you been?! We have been searching everywhere!” She said.
“Like I’d tell you.” He said with an annoyed look on his face that was hidden by his mask.
“But you must! Chrysalis is after you and your brother!” Luna shouted slightly angry.
“You mean the one who sent those over grown bugs after me and Deadpool? Who is she anyway?” He asked.
“Her name is Chrysalis and she is the leader of her own changeling hive. Last year, she managed to invade Equestria but was thwarted. Now she is after you and your brother.” Luna explained.
“Why did she invade?” She said.
“She was trying to take over Equestria. They feed off of love, so they tried to use our little ponies as a food source.” Luna explained.
“Why is she risking coming after us then after being defeated?” He asked.
“We don’t know but all we know is that you are in danger and need protection.” Luna said firmly.
This caused Deathstroke to laugh slightly.
“And what is so funny?” Luna asked with an annoyed tone.
“What’s funny is the fact that you think that I need protection.” He said.
“I have seen the video of what you and your brother did in the hospital.” She said turning slightly green at the thought.
“Then you know that I can take care of myself.” He said.
“Be that as it may you are still a colt and you need to be protected.” Luna said firmly but to her shock the colt seemed unfazed by her, he simply stood there with his arms crossed. She couldn’t tell what his expression was due to his mask.
“Why are you so hell bent on finding us anyway?” he asked.
“You and your brother are the first male alicorns in Equestrian history! You are automatically considered royalty! There are many who would seek to use you for their own selfish gains like Chrysalis for example.” Luna said.
“Besides, we are greatly concerned over your knowledge of this ‘black magic’. Such power could be catastrophic!” She continued.
“The only reason why you and your sister are so concerned over the fact of me having knowledge on black magic is because you aren’t the ones controlling it. How do I know that you aren’t are planning on using me and Deadpool for your own selfish means so you can gain more power?” He said with a glare.
“How dare you accuse us of treachery! You will not speak to us like that!” She shouted in anger as she tried to walk towards him only to realize that she couldn’t move from the spot she was standing in.
“Entering another’s dreams is risky business. When you enter into another’s dreams, you are at their mercy because if they know they’re dreaming they can easily manipulate the dream to whatever they want it to be. But in this case you’re at my mercy. This is my dream and I call the shots here and this dream is about to become a nightmare. I suggest you leave while you still can.” He said as he turned around and walked off.
“Get back here this instant child! We are not done talking!” Luna shouted in anger as she tried to free herself but to no avail.
“Don’t say I didn’t warn you.“ Deathstroke said as he vanished into the darkness.
At that moment Luna found herself able to move again.
She couldn’t believe that the little colt was able to make her look like a fool in an area of magic that she prided herself on for being a master of and the only one capable of even performing it besides her sister. The dream was still going otherwise she would have been forced out of the dream the second he woke up. She knew he had to be around here somewhere. She was going to find this colt and give him a piece of her mind.
At that moment something shot by in the shadows. Luna quickly snapped her attention to the figure hiding in the shadows.
“You can’t hide from us child!” She said with a smirk as she used her magic to shine light in the shadows.
What she saw caught her off guard. She saw a stallion in a giant metal suit that reminded her of a space suit that she once saw in a comic. In his hand was a strange metal object. He pointed at her and fired a blue beam that she managed to just fly out of the way in time. Everything the beam touched turned to ice.
Luna fired a barrage of magical blasts at the stallion only to realize that he was no longer there.
By the time she landed, the concrete ground underneath her erupted and exploded, sending pieces of debris everywhere as a giant creature came out of the ground. Luna stumbled backwards from the shock of the force. What she saw mortified her. Standing in front of her was giant stallion that was twice her size and he looked like he was half pony, half crocodile.
Luna fired another barrage of magic but it seemed to have no effect as it hit him square in the chest.
The giant crocodile stallion roared as he slammed the mare into a wall, sending her crashing through the brick wall and into another building. The giant crocodile stallion came charging in but Luna was already up and dodged the stallion’s razor sharp claws.
As she ducked under a quick swipe, she delivered a strong upper cut to the stallion’s jaw and sent him stumbling backwards. She lunged at the stallion and delivered a series of repeated right and left crosses to the stallions face. The stallion kept stumbling backwards after every hit.
He managed to shake off his disorientation and roar in anger as he lunged at the mare with jaws wide open in an attempt to bite the mare in half. Luna barely managed to react in time as she grabbed the stallion’s top and lower jaw in an attempt to hold him back and avoid his razor sharp teeth. They struggled against each other for a few seconds before Luna started spin the stallion around. The crocodile like stallion was lifted off the ground by the momentum and was flung into one of the brick walls were he was knocked out before disappearing into a puff of black mist after a few seconds.
Luna looked around and saw the man in the weird space like suit aiming at her. She managed to raise a magic shield just in time as a beam of blue energy fired at her.
The shield was quickly encased in ice. The princess couldn’t believe her eyes at what was happening.
She managed to shatter the ice dome that was trapping her by blasting it with a very powerful magical attack that barely worked.
The giant stallion in the weird metallic suit threw a hard right hook that sent Luna flying backwards and into a wall only for him to punch her hard in the stomach, making her groan in pain. The stallion then grabbed Luna by the throat and lifted her high off the ground with only one hand and put his gun to her chin ready to fire.
Luna quickly noticed that his head was surrounded by a clear glass dome. She quickly slammed a hard kick to his face. Her hoof shattered the glass dome and a loud hissing sound was heard, this caused the stallion to let her go and quickly clutch at his throat. She took advantage of the opening and slammed a round house kick to his chin. The stallion collapsed over knocked out and a few seconds he disappeared in a puff of black mist.
Luna was panting at this point as she held her side in pain and wondered into one of the nearby buildings.
At that point she felt the whole place and shift and change causing her to fall over. The whole building she was in and grew bigger and darker until it was pitch black.
“WHAT THE BUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS CITY?!” The princess screamed at the top of her lungs in anger.
Deathstroke couldn’t help but smirk as he watched her from across the street on the top of another building. Deathstroke made sure to make the dream versions of Killer Croc and Mr. Freeze ponies look like ponies. Last thing he needed was her gaining any knowledge about humans and tracing it back to him.
“Welcome to Gotham City.” He said to himself with a smirk.
As Luna managed to stand up she grunted in pain, she looked around the dark room, only the moonlight coming in through the windows provided any light at all. The light was faint but she could just barely see in the deep darkness.
Her eyes fell upon a giant sign that was hanging over what looked like a receptionist desk.
She used her magic to light the area. She began to read the sign.
ARKHAM ASYLUM: MENTAL HOSPITAL FOR THE CRIMINALY INSANE
This caused Luna to gulp. She had no idea what this child had seen in life but what she saw so far horrified her. But what she saw next filled her with fear and horror.
On the ground were dead nurses and doctors that littered the ground of the asylum. What disturbed her the most was their faces. Their faces were stretched into sickening smiles that showed all of their teeth and gums. This wasn’t a dream, this was a nightmare. Those other creatures disturbed her but this horrified her.
Down the halls in the shadows she heard the sounds of hoof steps echoing. The sound was getting closer.
“Who’s there? Show yourself!” She shouted into the darkness.
At that moment she heard something that would haunt her for the rest of her days… Laughter… Insane laughter.
In the shadows a deranged stallion with white fur and a green mane that was wearing an untied straight jacket was slowly carving a smile into one of the female doctor’s faces. The mare was trying to fight back very weakly in his iron grip while she cried and whimpered before finally going limp.
Luna began throwing up at what she saw. But this got the stallion’s attention which caused him to slowly stand up. She had never seen such an act of evil in her entire very, very, very long life.
“What the buck is wrong with this colt! What has gone on in his life to cause him to dream of things like this!” Luna screamed mentally.
The stallion slowly turned around stood stock still for a few seconds before he charged out of the shadows with a straight razor in his hand. His eyes terrified her. She had never seen anything like it. They were empty and devoid of any life or humanity. They were like a doll’s eyes, soulless and empty.
The stallion closed the distance and slammed a series of rapid punches and kicks to Luna’s stomach chest and face. Luna tried to blast the stallion with magic only for him to dodge the attack and slash her across the chest with the straight razor. Luna stumbled backwards and fell onto the ground. She grunted in pain from the cut but managed to get up but was panting. The stallion was laughing insanely as he charged at the mare. Luna’s terror sky rocketed. This stallion was just way too fast and nimble for Luna to be able to hit him physically or with her magic.
She tried to grab him with her magic but he smacked her horn causing her horn to fizzle out and the telekinesis spell to fizzle out.
Luna was now terrified.
But what got to her the most was his smile. His lips were red and pulled into a gigantic grin that showed all of his teeth in an unnatural way. Before she could even move or react he slammed a hard kick to her stomach sending her flying back into a wall knocking the wind out of her. Before she could even activate her magic the deranged stallion grabbed her in a vice like grip, preventing her from using any magic at all. He slammed her into the wall and held the razor to her throat.
This had never happened to Luna before. She was the master of dreams but yet here she was at the mercy of this nightmare that a little colt conceived.
NO, this was not a nightmare. This was a memory! This deranged stallion was part of this colt’s memory and that was what terrified her the most.
Luna stared in terror into the deranged stallion’s eyes as his grin grew wider.
“Why so serious?” He asked before slitting her throat.
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Luna jumped up in her bed screaming at the top of her lungs and thrashing around. The guards outside her room came rushing in to see what was wrong. Luna would not stop thrashing and screaming in hysteria. All she could think of was of those horrible eyes and that smile. But most of all, that laugh… That laugh that said he was going to set the whole world on fire and dance in its ashes.
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*Day 5*
Deathstroke was sitting outside of the school at one of the lunch tables on the playground. The young mercenary could only sigh in annoyance as he rubbed his temple to relieve the oncoming migraine.
Of all the things he had seen in his life, nothing was like the scene that he was seeing in front of him. He wanted to shoot himself just to get rid of the image he was seeing in front of him.
Deadpool was acting like an idiot as he danced around like a fool. All of the colts and fillies were surrounding him in awe at his dancing.
Deathstroke could only watch in annoyance and anger at what he saw as Deadpool began dancing.
All of the foals began to cheer and clap as Deadpool finished with his dance.
“Well that was something.” Miss Cheerilee said with a shocked expression before she walked up to the young colt and sat down.
“That was utterly horrifying.” Deathstroke said as his good eye began to twitch.
As they both shook off their astonishment and shock, the teacher turned to the colt that was sitting next to her.
“Deatstroke, I needed to talk to you.” She said.
“About what?” He said with a sigh.
“It’s about yours and your brother’s aptitude test.” Cheerilee said. Deathstroke remembered the test that was given to him and Deadpool the day before.
For Deathstroke the test was a walk in the park but he clearly remembered seeing Deadpool writing his test answers in crayon.
“Your scores on your aptitude test are amazing, you are scores are that of doctorate level in university. Your results on the IQ test were also amazing, you scored over 200!” Miss Cheerilee said proudly to the emotionless colt.
“You’ve did perfect on every subject. Every subject except Equestrian history. I’m very concerned about your lack of knowledge on the subject. I’m also very concerned about Deadpool’s scores, they are all below average.” Cheerilee said with real concern as Deadpool ran off to play with some of the other foals.
“I’ll need to talk to your parents about this.” She said.
“Me and my brother are not from Equestria.” Deathstroke said as he already came up with an excuse in his head.
“What? You and your brother are from overseas?” Cheerilee asked.
“Yes, I’m from the United States while Deadpool is from the country of Canada.” Deathstroke said, remembering when Deadpool told him this on one of the many occasions he was rambling on about himself.
“Wait, you both are from separate countries? Are you saying that you both were raised in separate countries?” The young teacher asked.
“Yes.” He replied.
“You’re both brothers, why would you be raised in separate countries?” Cheerilee asked.
“Mother and father got divorced when we were very little. So mother took Deadpool back to her home country Canada. I stayed with dad in the United States of America.” Deathstroke lied as he polished off his mask that he was holding in his hand.
Cheerilee was horrified by what she had just heard. Divorce was practically unheard of in Equestria. She remembered when she was a little filly how she had only ever heard of one case of a family splitting up like that. Whenever a divorced happened in Equestria it was a big thing, social services usually got involved in order to try and figure out what was wrong and try to help the family out so their herd did not split up. From what she read the effects of a herd splitting up were extremely detrimental to the foals involved.
“I’m so sorry Deathstroke, I didn’t know.” She said sadly. Now it all made sense why Deadpool did so poorly on his aptitude test and why Deathstroke knew nothing of Equestrian history.
“I’ve never heard of those countries before, are they far away?” The teacher asked to which the colt nodded. She had heard rumors of there being undiscovered nations but she never believed it. That is until now.
“I will still need to talk to your family about this. Are you two currently being taken care of by the rest of your family’s herd?” She asked which caused the young mercenary to look at her confused.
“What’s a herd?” He asked with confusion.
Cheerilee didn’t know what to say. It seemed that this little colt hardly knew anything about Equestrian society. All ponies knew what a herd was.
“Um… Were your parents monogamous?” Miss Cheerilee asked.
“Yeah, why?” Deathstroke asked with slight confusion.
“Uh… No reason.” She said. Monogamists were extremely rare in Equestria but not unheard of. No pony ever treated them bad or differently. But Cheerilee was still very concerned over the fact that they two colts came from a broken family.
“Deathstroke-”
“Don’t worry our family is taking care of us.” Deathstroke lied again as he got up and walked away. Abruptly ending the conversation.
Cheerilee’s ears splayed back in worry that she upset the young colt with the topic of his family.
As Deathstroke walked off he found a nice shady tree to sit under. He closed his good eye and tried to relax.
“Well look who it is Silver Spoon.”
‘Tried’ being the key word.
“If it isn’t the freak himself.” Diamond Tiara said in snobby tone.
Deathstroke got up and stared at the stuck up little filly directly in the eye.
“I recommend that you back away and leave me alone.” Deathstroke said with annoyance.
“Look Silver Spoon, it thinks is has the right to talk to us!” Diamond Tiara said in condescending tone.
“I don’t think we should be bothering him Diamond Tiara. Maybe we should just leave him alone.” Silver Spoon said with nervousness as she looked at the intimidating colt.
“You should listen to your friend.” The colt said as he walked off only for Diamond Tiara to chase after him.
“Hey! Get back here you one eyed freak! I’m talking to you!” The spoiled filly screamed as she blocked the path of the colt.
“Like I would waste my time listening to a stuck up little bitch like you. You have your head stuck so far up your ass that you can barely see the light of day.” The colt said with anger.
“How dare you! You’re just some freak that came out of nowhere thinking he can walk in on my turf!” Diamond Tiara shouted with anger. At that moment the cutie mark crusaders came walking up on the scene.
“Diamond Tiara, leave Deathstroke alone this instant! Didn’t your mom teach you to not mess with colts!” Sweetie Belle said with anger.
“Oh great, it’s the blank flanks to the rescue. Why can’t you idiots ever mind your business?” Diamond Tiara said with annoyance lacing her voice.
“We ain’t idiots!” Applebloom shouted.
“Yes you are! I mean considering the fact that you come from a whole family of inbred hicks that are too dumb to do anything but farm apples for a living! Calling you an idiot is an understatement! I mean you don’t have any parents!” Diamond Tiara ranted.
Applebloom was on the verge of tears at hearing this. She couldn’t hold it in anymore. The little farm filly broke down into tears.
“I mean look at you-” Diamond Tiara was interrupted by a tap on her shoulder.
“What is it can’t you see I’m busy!” The spoiled filly shouted in anger as she turned around.
POW!!!
When Diamond Tiara turned around she received a hard right hook to the face, knocking her out instantly. The mean filly fell to the ground with a thud.
The cutie mark crusaders and Silver Spoon could only stare in shock at what just happened as Deathstroke walked off.
As the colt walked off he eventually came to the playground and sat down at one of the tables where he saw a very familiar dragon.
“Hi Deathstroke, how’s it going?” Spike asked.
“It could definitely be better.” Deathstroke said with a sigh.
“Sounds rough, at least it’s quiet here.” Spike said as began drawing on a piece of paper.
“At least there’s that.” He said with a sigh as he actually began to relax thanks to the peace and quiet.
“Hey there ole’ one eye! How ya feeling?” Deadpool said as he appeared right behind the one eyed colt.
“ALL OF MY HATE!!!” Deathstroke shouted in rage.
“Awww, come on Deathstroke. Don’t be like that. I just want to spend some time with my big brother.” Deadpool said with an innocent smile as he batted his eyelashes.
“Why would I want to spend a single second with you, you deranged bastard!” Deathstroke shouted in anger.
“Aw, but big brother! It’s not my fault that the guards and the six sexy mares know where we are……Oh wait a minute… It is, hahaha!” Deadpool laughed.
“Say one more word and I’m going to put my foot so far up your ass that you’ll be chewing the gum on the bottom of my boot for the next week!” Deathstroke shouted in anger. Deadpool was actually silent as Deathstroke gave him a warning glare. After a minute or so of absolute silence he turned away from the insane mercenary and began to walk off.
“I fucked your ex-wife… and for the record we have hooves not feet.” Deadpool said as if nothing had happened.
“AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!” Deathstroke roared in anger as he tackled Deadpool to the ground.
Deadpool grappled with Deathstroke for a few seconds before kicking him off. Deathstroke flipped backwards and drew one of his swords. Deadpool did the same.
The two ran at each other and clashed blades with each other. The two slashed at each other with their swords as they ran out of the playground while still clashing their blades and ran towards another part of the playground where there were hardly any foals.
The two dodged, blocked, feinted, and parried the other’s attacks. Spike ran after the two and was amazed by what he saw. The two colts were fighting at such high speeds that most of the time they appeared as mere blurs.
The young colts then pulled out knives and held them in their free hands. The two colt’s now wielding both knives and swords slashed and stabbed at each other.
Deathstroke slashed at Deadppool who blocked it and followed the attack with a stab of his knife. The blade slashed Deadpool across the face causing blood to splatter across the green grass. To Spike’s amazement, Deadpool’s face healed almost instantly. The cut sealed itself back in a matter of seconds. Spike’s jaw was literally hitting the ground at what he saw.
Deadpool slammed a kick into Deathstroke’s chest sending him flying through the air. Deathstroke righted himself and ran at the colt and clashed blades with Deadpool again.
The two colts were fighting fiercely. To Spike’s shock Deadpool was smiling and laughing insanely with a deranged look in his eyes as Deathstroke looked determined to end his brother’s life.
They continued to slash at each other, the young colts were just a flurry of blades and strikes. The young drake could only watch as he saw the amazing fight.
Deadpool parried an attack and found an opening in Deathstroke’s defenses. He leapt into the air and unleashed a flurry of bone crushing kicks. Deathstroke was whipped back and forth by the strikes. Spike could hear Deathstroke’s bones snapping like twigs. Spike felt sick to his stomach and terrified.
The young colt’s arm and legs were bent at sickening angles. Even Deathstroke’s neck was bent at a disturbing angle. Spike was scared for the one-eyed colt. But to his surprise Deathstroke’s bone’s slowy began to snap back in place with a series of pops and crunches which echoed loudly.
After ten seconds the colt’s body was healed back. Deadpool watched the whole time in amusement.
“Your healing factor is really lacking compared to mine. I mean you really had to force it there. I can tell my friend. ten seconds is slow.” Deadpool said as he inspected his nails in a mocking manner.
Deathstroke readied his sword and knife in anger as he ran at Deadpool who charged in response. Before the two could even attack each other they were interrupted.
“STOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!” Spike yelled at the top of his tiny lungs.
The colts skidded to a halt and turned their attention to the drake that was running to them.
“Hey Spike, how’s it going!” Deadpool said with a smile.
“WHAT IN THE NAME OF CELESTIA’S GIANT FLANKS ARE YOU TWO DOING!” Spike shouted.
“Ha! I’m not the only one who thinks the same thing!” Deadpool laughed.
“What were you two doing trying to kill each other!?" Spike said this time a little less loud.
“Working out.” Deadpool answered.
Deathstroke looked at Deadpool for a moment in anger before answering.
“Yeah… We were just working out.” Deathstroke said calmly.
“But you guys were really going at it!” Spike added with worry.
“Don’t worry, we know what we’re doing, besides we’re professionals.” Deadpool said.
Spike looked at the two colts for a moment with suspicion before he calmed down.
“Ok, as long as you guys aren’t hurt. Don’t worry, I won’t tell anypony about what you guys were doing.” Spike said with a smile as he finally calmed down. The two mercenaries simply nodded in appreciation.
“How did you guys do that?” The little drake asked the two colts.
“Do what?” Deathstroke asked.
“When you guys were fighting, I saw you two get hurt. But I saw Deadpool’s cut heal instantly and your bones fixed themselves. How did you guys heal so fast?” Spike asked.
Before Deathstroke could say anything or come up with an excuse Deadpool answered.
“Our healing factors!” He blurted with a laugh.
“A healing what?” Spiked asked in confusion. Deathstroke sighed before giving an explanation.
“It means we can heal faster than normal and that we can heal from injuries most would not even survive.” Deathstroke explained.
“Yeah, but mines better!” Deadpool shouted. Deathstroke face palmed.
“You guys got super powers! Cool!” Spike said with an excited look in his eyes.
“If you think that’s something then you’d be surprised by the powers that my friends have!” Deadpool laughed causing Spike’s jaw to drop.
“But you have to keep this a secret.” Deathstroke said, surprisingly in a nonthreatening tone.
“Yes sir!” Spike said with a salute to which Deathstroke nodded in response.
At that moment the school bell rang. Signaling the end of recess.
As the three walked back to class. Spike saw something that made him tilt his head in confusion. He saw Diamond Tiara staring at them, mainly at Deathstroke with a death glare. Her left eye was black.
“Hey guys, why does Diamond Tiara look angry at Deathstroke? And why does she have a black eye?” Spike asked with confusion.
Deadpool couldn’t help but bust out into uncontrollable laughter while Deathstroke couldn’t help but smirk.
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Miss Cheerilee began to teach a lesson on the politics of Equestria and how the princesses run Equestria. Deathstroke was listening intently. Only for the purpose of gathering information and gaining an advantage. Deadpool on the other hand was leaning his head on his hand looking board out of his mind.
As the young teacher was writing on the chalk board, the front door of the school house opens up. Miss Cheerlee quickly turned around to see who was there. To her shock she saw Diamond Tiara being helped into the classroom by her friend Silver Spoon.
“Diamond Tiara! Silver Spoon! Where have you been, the bell rang 15 minutes ago!” The teacher said with shock. But when she saw the filly’s black eye she began to panic.
“Diamond Tiara what happened to you!? How did you get that black eye!?” She asked with worry.
“DEATHSTROKE KNOCKED ME OUT!!!” The spoiled filly shouted in anger as she pointed at the one eyed mercenary.
“What! Deathstroke, is this true?” The teacher asked as she turned to the colt in question.
“Eeenope.” He said in a manner similar to Big Mac.
“LIAR!!!” Diamond Shouted.
“Please calm down.” The teacher said to the filly.
“Deathstroke are you lying to me?” The teacher asked.
“No I am not. I’ve was minding my own business during recess.” He said.
“He was with us.” Sweetie Belle said.
“You three blank flanks saw him! Tell her the truth!” The spoiled filly shouted again.
“Diamond Tiara, I will not tolerate name calling!” Cheerilee said warningly before she turned to the cutie mark crusaders.
“Deathstroke was playing marbles with us when Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon came up to us and started to call us names. He ignored her and she got upset and slipped on the marbles. She fell face first and hit a tree.” Sweetie Belle said with an innocent smile.
“Is this true?” She asked the others who nodded. Cheerilee knew that Diamond Tiara would like to cause problems for the three fillies and other students. She knew all too well that Diamond Tiara was not above lying to get her way or get away with something.
“Liars! Silver Spoon you saw what happened!” The filly shouted.
“Actually… My glasses fell off… I wasn’t able to see anything.” Silver Spoon lied. Afraid of what Deathstroke might do if she ratted him out.
“W-Well, I saw Deathstroke and Deadpool fighting! Spike was there, he saw the whole thing!” Diamond said in a desperate attempt to get back at the one-eyed colt.
“What are you talking about? We were playing cards, Deadpool was eating Chimichangas the whole time.” Spike said nonchalantly.
“That definitely sounds like me!” Deadpool laughed while eating a chimichanga.
“Diamond, I do not appreciate you lying and trying to get your fellow students in trouble.” Miss Cheerilee said upset.
“But I’m not lying! That one-eyed bastard is lying! I mean look at him he’s a freak! He’s probably faking the whole missing an eye thing!” She ranted as she stomped over to Deathstroke who was sitting at his desk and snatched his eye patch right off of his eye. Surprisingly enough he didn’t do anything.
Everypony gasped at what they saw.
“See! He’s not missing an-” She stopped dead in her tracks when she turned to face him.
His right eye was dulled over with a cloudy milky white color that showed he was blind in that eye. The area around the eye had scaring that was hidden by the eye patch. Everypony could only look on in horror.
Miss Cheerilee had a hand to her mouth in horror at what she was seeing. Her horror quickly turned to anger as she turned her attention to Diamond Tiara.
“Diamond Tiara! You have done enough! You have been bullying other students, you been lying just to try and get them in trouble, and now your making fun of another students disability!” She said angrily but somehow still managing to keep her composure and somehow without yelling.
“But-”
“You have Detention for the next week and I am going to call your father about this.” She said as she grabbed the eye patch from her.
Diamond Tiara was rendered speechless by what she had just heard. But what finally pushed her over the edge was when she saw Deathstroke smirk and flip her the bird without Miss Cheerilee seeing.
Diamond Tiara screamed as she pulled at her mane, she stomped over to her desk and plopped down in defeat.
Miss Cheerilee walked over to Deathstroke and handed him his eyepatch back to which he took it and silently put it back on.
“I am so sorry about that Deathstroke.” The teacher said to the colt.
“Don’t worry about, she needed to be taught a lesson.” Deathstroke said casting a smirk at the spoiled filly. The teacher then walked over to the young filly.
“Diamond Tiara, I am sorry that I had to do that but this is for your own good. I am sorry you got hurt. Wait here while I go and get you an ice pack for your eye.” She said kindly and softly. Cheerilee cared greatly for all of her students, it hurt her when she had to punish them but she knew this was for Diamond Tiara’s own could.
As Cheerilee walked off, Diamond felt something small hit her in the face and fall to her desk. It was an eyepatch. She found a note attached that read:
You can have this one. I have plenty of spares. You’ll need it to cover that shiner.
She looked up to see a smirking Deathstroke. The filly seethed with rage as she pulled on her mane and began to scream in anger. Deathstroke could actually be heard laughing to himself.
Meanwhile as Miss Cheerilee was grabbing an ice pack from the fridge she kept in one of the backrooms of the school she couldn’t help but wonder.
“How did he lose his eye? Deadpool said that Deathstroke’s wife shot it out. How could that be possible, he’s just a colt. It couldn’t be true, could it? No, I can’t take any chances, I have to look into this! Something is definitely not right!” She thought as she walked back to the classroom.
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Class had ended for the day and the two colts were walking through town.
“Well, I’m gonna go fondle and grope that sexy mare Pinkie Pie! Seeya!” Deadpool said before teleporting away.
“Finally, some peace and quiet.” Deathstroke muttered under his breath.
Deathstroke walked through the town on his own as he ran a hand through his mane.
“Dammit, how the hell am I supposed to get back to my world?” He thought. He couldn’t just come out and say “Hey I’m an alien from another world, do you know how I can travel through dimensions?”
From what he could tell there was no way home. The chances of what happened were 1 in infinity. But he wouldn’t give up.
But for now there was nothing he could do but deal with the cards he was dealt.
He walked around for ten minutes just to pass the time. Eventually he came to the edge of Ponyville. He passed by a little cottage with numerous animals large and small. They all frolicked around without a care in the world.
Off in the distance Deathstroke heard what sounded like an angel singing. He saw a young Pegasus mare sitting in the middle of the field picking flowers with a gentle smile on her face as little birds flew around her singing and chirping.
“It’s like a scene right out of a Disney movie.” He said as he pulled out a cigarette and lit it with his lighter. As he took a long inhale of his cigarette, he instantly felt his nerves begin to relax.
Unbeknownst to him a little white rabbit was nudging the timid mare and pointing at him. Fluttershy looked up and saw Deathstroke standing off in the distance.
The shy mare gave her wings a few flaps and flew over to him.
Deathstroke watched the mare soar through the air gracefully and land slowly in front of him. He hated to admit it, but she looked as beautiful as an angel in that moment with he wings spread.
“D-Deathstroke?” She asked timidly as her hooves gently touched down on the ground.
“Hm?” he said as he took another puff.
Fluttershy gasped when she saw the lit cigarette in his mouth.
“T-Those are bad for you! Little colt’s shouldn’t be smoking!” She shrieked barely above a whisper.
“There’s a lot of things that I shouldn’t be doing and are bad for my health but I do them anyway.” He said with a shrug.
The young mare gasped.
“W-What do you do?” She asked.
“Nothing you need to worry about.” He said, surprisingly very gently.
“O-oh, ok.” The young mare.
“Um… You know Twilight is looking for you, right?” She said.
“Yeah. She seems very intent on getting me to talk.” He said taking another drag.
“There’s nothing wrong with talking to her.”
“Yeah, well she wants to talk about stuff I don’t want to talk about.” He said.
“Never really been much of a talker really.” He added.
“O-Oh…W-Well…You could always talk to me.” She said as she played with her fingers nervously.
“…I’ll keep that in mind…Thanks for the offer.” He said out of confusion. He never really talked with others much. Those he did talk to were often assassins, murderers, and super villains. Often times they were trying to kill him. To him this was a new experience to even be offered something like this.
As he finished his cigarette he dropped it on the ground and stepped on it, snuffing it out.
(Start Song)
The two ponies turned their heads when they heard a loud rustling coming from the edge of the woods. A pack of wolfs made completely out of wood came out of the woods and locked their eyes on the two before lunging at the two.
“Timber wolves!” Fluttershy shrieked as a timber wolf leapt at her. The mare screamed in fear as she saw her life flash before her eyes thinking that she was going to die.
But before the wolf could even reach her, Deathstroke snatched the wolf out of the air by the wind pipe with his gloved hand.
“Get the fuck away from her.” He said in a low and deadly growl before he threw the wolf back at its pack. The wolf tumbled on the ground but managed to stand up again and shake its head to gain its bearings. It growled in anger at the colt.
In a flash the colt drew two pistols and aimed them at the timber wolves that were now circling them. Deathstroke looked into the eyes of the wolves. Their eyes were covered with a weird black shadowy mist that made their eyes glow black. Something was not right with these things. He had seen one or two of these things wondering around the camp. They didn’t give him any trouble because they were alone.
Now he was facing a whole pack and something seemed very off about them.
“D-Deathstroke w-w-what do we do!” Fluttershy cried in fear.
“Just stay behind me.” He said calmly as the wolves lunged at him.
Deathstroke unleashed a barrage of bullets at the wolves. Cutting some of the wolves to pieces.
Deathstroke spun around and shot the wolves that were behind him and Fluttershy. The wolves were cut to pieces. Unfortunately he ran empty as two more wolves leapt through air at Fluttershy. He quickly lifted both of his arms in an attempt to keep them away from her. It worked but they both latched onto his arms causing him to grunt in pain as their teeth tore through his skin. A third wolf leapt onto his back and bit into his shoulder. Somehow Deathstroke managed to stay standing through the pain.
“DEATHSTROKE!!!” Fluttershy cried in horror as she saw blood run down the colt’s chest from the bite.
“AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!” The colt bellowed in anger as he flung both of the wolves that were latched onto his arms straight into a tree, shattering them to pieces. He grabbed the wolf on his back and threw it to the ground. The wolf refusing to let go, tore a chunk of flesh out of the colt’s left shoulder as it was thrown to the ground. Deathstroke crushed the downed timber wolf’s head with his boot, crushing it into splinters.
Deathstroke drew one of his swords and slashed a wolf that leapt at him to pieces. These wolves were fast. But Deathstroke was faster.
“Ok, now I’m mad!” He said as he unleashed hell on the wolves.
Two of the wolves dove for his hooves only to have their heads lopped off. Deathstroke pulled the pin out of a grenade and tossed it into a cluster of wolves. The wooden canines looked at the explosive in confusion, not knowing what it was.
*BOOOOOOOOOM!!!*
Fluttershy felt her chest shake from the blast. Her eyes went wide. Dead wolf body parts were landing everywhere from the explosion.
Deathstroke drew an M4A1 carbine assault rifle that was strapped to his back and aimed at the oncoming timber wolves and unleashed a hail of gun fire.
The wolves were torn apart by the gun fire. The young colt didn’t let up as he gunned down the onslaught of wolves. As the last of the wolves were turned into nothing more than tinder the gunfire stopped as the magazine went empty.
The young colt quickly changed out the empty magazine for a fresh one, chambered a round, and checked the field for anymore threats.
“Clear.” Deathstroke said when he saw all the wolves were dead. He turned around and slung the rifle over his shoulder as he walked back to Fluttershy
“You okay?” He said as he helped the young mare up who was now shaking in fear at what she saw.
“Y-You’re hurt!” Fluttershy gasped as she saw the colt’s torn up shoulder and fore arms.
“I’ll be fine.” He said as he looked at his wounds. He stared at his still bleeding wounds. By now the bleeding would have at least stopped. Wounds like this would take a little longer than normal, at least a few hours to heal the majority of the damage even with his healing factor. But something was off.
He could still feel his healing factor working, but it was working much slower than normal.
“You don’t understand, timber wolf saliva has a special magic in it that makes it hard for wounds to heal!” She panicked.
He looked at the wound on his shoulder. Deathstroke found this interesting. It must have been pretty strong magic to bypass his healing factor. He could still feel his wounds trying to slowly knit themselves shut but it felt like it was moving at a snail’s pace. It was still healing faster than the average person, but this could lead to problems having to deal with these kinds of injuries. He hated to admit it. But he wished his healing factor was as good as Deadpool’s.
From what he saw Deadpool’s injures healed almost instantly, something like this would probably be healed by now even with the timber wolf saliva.
“I fucking hate you Deadpool.” The colt muttered under his breathe.
“I need to treat your wounds!” She said as she tried to take him to her cottage.
“Don’t worry about me, I’ll be fine.” He said as he began to walk away. Before Fluttershy could say anything, the two ponies saw all of the remains of the timber wolves begin to glow and form together. In a matter of seconds the all the dead timber wolves formed a giant bipedal timber wolf that stood 12 feet tall.
“It’s an alpha wolf!!” Fluttershy gasped.
“Run! I’ll handle this!” Deathstroke said as he slipped on his mask and charged the giant wooden wolf with his M4A1 assault rifle drawn and ready.
Deathstroke fired every bullet in the magazine at the alpha wolf. It only seemed to slow it down. The wolf charged the colt. Deathstroke used the grenade launcher on his rifle and fired a round square into the beast’s chest. As the smoke cleared he could see a huge chunk of the wolf’s chest was gone, inside of the wolf’s chest was glowing green orb. He could only assume that was its heart. It roared in anger and pain as it stumbled backwards a few steps. It shook off the blow and charged the young colt. He tried to reload the grenade launcher but the alpha timber wolf moved at surprising speeds that even Deathstroke was caught off guard by and grabbed him before he could fire it and slammed him into the ground hard. The gun clattered to the ground.
The creature roared as it began to crush the colt in its bear hands.
“DEATHSTROKE!!!” Fluttershy cried as she saw the colt being crushed. Her expression of horror quickly changed to pure awe and amazement at what happened next.
Deathstroke was forcing the wolf’s hands open. He then slammed a kick into the alpha’s chest causing it to drop him. The mercenary quickly grabbed the wolf’s hand and swung it by the arm into the ground. The colt did this five times before he swung the beast around three times before throwing it 50 feet through the air and into a giant boulder. Its head smashed into the boulder, shattering it to pieces.
“I’m finishing this.” Deathstroke growled as he drew one of his sword and flung it into the air high above his head. He then pulled out his two Desert Eagles and loaded them with high explosive incendiary rounds. He fired two shots, one from the gun in his left hand and one from the gun in his right. The creature was sent stumbling backwards as the shots blew off chunks of its body.
As the sword came falling down the mercenary back flipped and kicked the sword, sending the blade flying straight through the air and into the alpha’s exposed heart. He then unleashed every single shot into the timber wolf’s heart and body. The explosive rounds tearing the beast’s heart and body to pieces.
The magic holding the creature’s body together began to become unstable as its heart was now destroyed, the creature exploded into pieces of timber which were now burnt to ashes in seconds from the blast.
Deathstroke’s sword was sent flying through the air at him. The colt simply held out his hand and caught it without even looking at it and sheathed the blade.
(Stop Song)
Fluttershy fell to her knees.
She could not believe what she just saw. Deathstroke was just a little colt and yet he took down a giant alpha timber wolf. He completely destroyed it while injured. This should have been impossible. But what got to her the most was that he had saved her life.
Deathstroke picked up his discarded rifle and began to walk off only to stumble in pain. Luckily he managed to keep himself standing.
“Dammit, I forgot about the timber wolf saliva.” He said in annoyance.
“Oh no! Don’t worry, I know how to treat your wounds!” Fluttershy said as she quickly picked the young colt up in her arms.
“Hey! Wait a minute!” The colt protested only for the mare to ignore him as she took flight and flew to her little cottage off in the distance.
“I guess it wouldn’t hurt to get my wounds patched up. Just as long I get this timber wolf saliva out of my system.” He sighed.
As the mare flew off into the distance with the colt in her arms, two changelings were hiding at the edge of the woods.
“Dammit it didn’t work!” One of the changelings said.
“You idiot! Were supposed to capture him, not kill him!” The other changeling growled in anger.
“Controlling those timber wolves seemed like a good idea.” The first changeling said as they shape shifted into ponies and flew off.
“The queen is going to be pissed!” The other changeling said as they disappeared off into the distance.
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Deadpool teleported in front of Sugar Cube Corner. The young colt walked into the building, as he opened the door a bell rang out.
“Hi there little one, what can I get you?” A plump mare with light blue fur and a two tone pinkish mane that swirled upwards in a unique hairstyle asked.
“Yes, I would like to order two sexy pink hot buns and whatever Pinkie Pie recommends!” Deadpool said with an innocent smile. Mrs. Cake eyes went wide at what she heard.
“S-Sexy pink hot b-buns.” Mrs. Cake repeated to herself in shock.
“Also, let these kids and everypony in the restaurant order whatever they want! It’s on me!” Deadpool said as he pulled out a huge bag of filled to the brim with bits and set it on the table.
All of the foals cheered.
“O-Okay.” Mrs. Cake said in shock and surprise as the colt handed the bag of bits over to her.
“Don’t forget, sexy pink hot buns. Tell Pinkie the ‘Merc with the Mouth’ asked for them. She’ll know what it means.” He said with a wink before walking over to a table and sitting down.
Out of the kitchen Pinkie Pie came out on a pair of skates and was giving all the little colts and fillies there treats at blinding speeds. When all of the little foals had their orders she came skating over to Deadpool’s table and laid a bunch of sugary treats and foods on the table.
“Mr. and Mrs. Cake! I’m done with my shift!” Pinkie Pie called out to the married couple who responded with an “Ok, have fun Pinkie!”
The pink mare sat down next to the little colt in the booth.
“Hey Pinkie! How’s your day going?” Deadpool asked happily.
“It’s going good deady!” She said as she gave him a big bear hug to which the colt laughed and giggled happily at receiving.
“Eep!” Pinkie shrieked when she felt Deadpool grope her ass ad begin squeezing it.
“Yep, hot sexy pink buns!” He said with a laugh as he then hugged her.
“Deady, little colts do not act that way.” Pinkie said with a wag of her finger.
“Oh alright, I’ll behave…For now.” He said with a smirk.
“Okey dokey loki! So what are you doing here?” She asked with a gigantic grin.
“I just came by to say hi to my number 1 favorite pony, Pinkie Pie herself!” Deadpool said with an ear to ear grin.
“Awww! That’s so sweet!” She said as she heard the heartwarming words. She gave him another hug. Surprisingly, Pinkie Pie was quiet as she hugged him, this caught Deadpool off guard. They stayed like that for a few moments until Pinkie finally broke the silence.
“Um…Deadpool?”
“Yeah Pinkie?” He asked.
“You know you can talk to me about anything, right?” Pinkie said. Deadpool could hear the worry in her voice and a hint of sadness mixed in there.
“…Yeah Pinkie…I know.” He said softly.
What’s going on?
I think they’re having a moment or something.
How is this a moment?
Pinkie Pie feels bad because she believes that Deadpool is an abused colt. Deadpool is amazed that somebody actually gives a rat’s ass about him instead of finding him annoying.
I’m confused.
Me too.
Why don’t we show up as much as we often do in other fics? Aren’t we always rambling on in our loveable assassin’s head?
We are. It’s just the author likes to not over use us. He’s saving us for later on or something like that, I don’t know.
You mean like when Luna eventually enters Deadpool’s dreams?
Bingo.
Cool!
Indeed.
As the two broke the hug they both smiled.
“I’ve always hated eating alone, why don’t you join me?” Deadpool said in a gentlemanly tone as they both began to chow down on the sugary treats.
“That’s right guys, I’m smooth!” Deadpool said to the readers with a wink, causing Pinkie to giggle.
“So deady, want to go for a walk?” Pinkie asked as they finished eating.
“Sure!” He said with a laugh as they both darted outside. The two began to ramble on about random things. The two laughed and enjoyed each other’s company.
“So Deady what do you want to do?” The pink mare asked with a giant smile.
“Have amazing reality shattering sex with you!” Deadpool said with a straight face.
Pinkie’s face turned bright red in embarrassment.
“D-Deadpool!” Pinkie stuttered.
“Oh alright! But that pink ass will be mine!” Deadpool shouted with his fist in the air.
“Let’s go have some fun and play!” Deadpool said with a laugh.
“Oki doki loki!” Pinkie giggled as the colt grabbed her and teleported both of them to find a victim to prank.
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The colt and the mare entered the cottage. The mare carrying the colt to the bathroom.
“I can walk you know.” Deathstroke said only for Fluttershy to ignore him.
The animals in Fluttershy’s cottage stared at the injured colt in curiosity.
As she set the colt down on the counter Fluttershy finally broke the silence.
“I need you to remove your armor.” Fluttershy said.
“I’m fine. I can patch this up myself.” He said as he got off the counter only for the mare to put him back up on the counter.
“No you’re not young stallion!” Fluttershy said as she now gave him a look that said ‘I mean it young man’ that was more adorable than intimidating.
As he was about to get off of the counter again he felt his head spin. With his healing factor hindered he was feeling the effects of the blood loss. He put a hand on his head as he tried wait for the spinning to stop.
“Oh my! I need to clean your wounds now!” She said in a panic. Deathstroke sighed and unclipped the latches on his armor. Fluttershy helped him take off his armor so he wouldn’t strain himself as well as his under armor clothing which comprised of a black under armor compression t-shirt and shorts.
Deathstroke now sat there in nothing but his boxer shorts on top of the cold counter top.
“How did my life come to this?” He asked himself.
Fluttershy gasped when she saw the full damage that the wolves caused to the young colt.
There was a huge bite mark on the young colt’s shoulder with some teeth still inside the wound along with some flesh missing. The flesh on his forearms was torn to pieces. The fur around his wounds was matted and soaked with blood.
Fluttershy quickly grabbed a first aid kit and opened it up. She reached in and pulled out a little red pill.
“Here take this.” She said as she held it to his lips.
“What is it?” He asked but as he finished the sentence she shoved the pill in his mouth, surprised by the shy mare’s actions he ended up swallowing the pill.
“It’s a blood pill. It helps with blood loss. It’ll help restore your blood levels to a safe level.” She said.
Deathstroke could slowly feel himself become more aware and the effects of the blood loss slowly going away. He was amazed by the fact that something like that would be in a normal everyday first aid kit.
As she grabbed a pair of tweezers she was getting ready to pull the teeth out of his shoulder.
“This will sting a bit but I need to do this to heal you.” She said comfortingly and surprisingly calm.
“I understand. Do what you got to do.” He said.
She began pulling out the timber wolf teeth out of the colt’s shoulder. To her surprise he didn’t even flinch as she slowly pulled the teeth out of his flesh.
“Y-You have a lot of scars.” She said with worry.
“Yeah…Yeah I do.” He stated emotionlessly.
She worked for 15 minutes on his shoulder.
When she got the final tooth out of his shoulder she counted a total of 21 timber wolf teeth as she set the bloody teeth in the bathroom sink. She put the tweezers back in the kit.
“We need to clean your wounds.” She said as she walked over to the bath tub and turned on the water. When she felt that the water was at the right temperature she put the drain plug in the drain and let the tub slowly fill.
“This isn’t necessary.” The young colt said.
“Y-Yes it is, the only way to treat you for the timber wolf poison is with a special medicine Zecora made. You have to bath in it and wash yourself with it. I-It’s the least I can do for you saving me.” The shy are said.
“Isn’t there any other way.” The colt groaned.
“I-I could take y-you to the hospital. The have the medicine in a form that can be injected.” She said.
“On second thought, this is fine.” Deathstroke said. Deathstroke had no problems with getting a shot, but he figured that going to the hospital would be a sure fire way to be found out by the guards.
“Okay then. I’ll go get the medicine then.” She said quietly with a smile on her face as she turned off the water when she saw that it was full and stepped out of the room.
The colt sighed as he took off his shorts and his eye patch and tossed them with the rest of his armor and stepped into the tub.
Deathstroke was not a man who often bothered with simple comforts. But he had to admit this did feel nice. The hot water stung at first on his wounds but after a few seconds it helped to ease the pain of his wounds and helped his body relax.
He was surprised by the size of the tub. It was huge. It took up half of the room. The bathroom was very spacious to begin with.
He figured she was an animal caretaker due to the all the animals that were wandering around the cottage. He even remembered seeing a bear. It would make sense that she would need a bathtub this size to clean her animals.
Deathstroke took this time to look at his body. He never really got the chance to examine it. He ran his fingers through his pitch black fur. It felt weird yet at the same time natural. Even though this body was different it still had his scars on it.
He had a horn and wings. The idea of being able to fly intrigued him greatly as well as the idea of performing magic at the same time. He grabbed some of his silver mane that was hanging in front of his face and looked at it for a moment before letting go of it.
The young colt grabbed a bottle of shampoo and began washing his mane.
Deathstroke’s ears twitched when he heard the door open.
The bathroom was covered in steam, the steam was so thick that even with his enhanced vision he couldn’t see through it. He figured it was Fluttershy back with the medicine.
He saw Fluttershy coming through the steam as she stood at the edge of the giant bath tub…In nothing but a tiny green towel that barely covered her at all. She held the medicinal soap in one hand and a bath sponge in the other hand.
The young colt could only stare at the beautiful mare standing in front of him.
Her breasts were at least a double EE. She had a thin waist with beautiful wide hips. She had an hour glass shape to her. She was gorgeous. Her towel barely covered her breasts, hell it barely even covered her nipples.
She had a perfect plump ass, it was perfect. It bounced with each step. Her ass was barely covered by the towel, if she moved even the slightest bit too much he would be able to see her marehood completely.
“F-Fluttershy, w-what are you doing?” Deathstroke asked, with his eyes as big as saucers and his muzzle had a faint red hue to it.
She stepped into the tub and he caught a full on view of her marehood as she stepped into the water. This caused Deathstroke to squeeze the bar of soap he was holding in his hand so hard that it flew out of his hand. The bar of soap shot around the room bouncing off the walls, it sounded like a bullet ricocheting. The bar of soap finally fell to the tile floor.
“I’m here to put the medicine on you, silly.” She said as if it were nothing.
“H-How are you not embarrassed right now!” He asked, surprised at how the shy mare was able to be so calm.
“What do mean?” She said as she tilted her head.
“You’re a little colt that I’m helping wash up and heal. Why would I be?” She said as if it were something natural.
“Shit! That’s right, in her eyes I’m a kid that she’s trying to help, that’s why she’s not embarrassed! To her she’s just helping me!” He shouted mentally.
“Besides, I need to help you scrub your back.” She said.
“I-I can do that myself.” Deathstroke said, he was so surprised that he was stuttering.
“It’s okay, I know how hard it is to scrub your back with wings in the way. Your arms are hurt and it would be painful and hard for you to apply the medicine.” She said in her usual soft voice.
The mare moved behind the young colt and put a giant glob of the medicine in her hand began to gently and very delicately rub the green medical gel into his shoulders. Fluttershy was surprised at how rock hard the young colts shoulders were. Most of his body was very muscular,fit, and toned.
Deathstroke grunted in pain at the mare’s touch on his wound at first. Fluttershy cooed that everything was going to be alright and that the pain would go away any second.
True to her word the medicine was taking affect and soon he felt no pain coming from his shoulder wound. In fact it started to feel good. Deathstroke’s face was still red from how a big breasted pony woman was massaging him.
As the mare continued to work his shoulders he couldn’t help but finding himself relax. He wasn’t sure if it was because of the massage this mare was giving him or his newly acquired instincts. He had read somewhere that foals automatically became more relaxed when their mother or a mare was nearby. Something about a herding instinct that made them feel safer and relaxed.
Even if he was relaxed. He couldn’t help but be on his guard. This mare didn’t seem like a threat, but looks can be deceiving.
After doing this for ten minutes. She then moved to his arms and began the same process.
Deathstroke kept staring at the water and hardly moved as he sat their saying nothing.
“This is weird.” He said finally breaking the silence.
“How is this weird? Family and friends do this all the time for each other. Didn’t your parents ever take care of you like this?” Fluttershy said as if it were the most normal thing in the world.
Deathstroke had noticed that these ponies were a lot more touchy-feely with each other than most humans were.
“Nope. I’ve been alone almost all of my life.” He stated simply.
Deathstroke heard the mare behind him begin sniffling.
“What is she-” Deathstroke’s thoughts were interrupted as Fluttershy pulled the young colt into a hug from behind him. It took everything in him to keep his reflexes under control and not lash out.
“Oh sweet Jesus… Those have got to be the biggest tits ever!” He thought as he felt the mare’s breasts press against the back of his head.
“…I’m so sorry Deathstroke.” She said as she held him for a moment that felt like it went on forever. When she finally let go she went back to applying the medicine into his arms. Thankfully she dropped the subject.
When she finished that she moved on to his mane despite his protest. When she finished she then moved onto his back. Still insisting that she do it.
“Just got to get your back and your wings then we’re done.” She said.
“Thank God.” He thought.
The young mare then began her work on his back and then moved on to his wings.
*POMF!*
The second she touched them they opened up and extended to their full glory in an instant.
As she washed his wings the sensation he felt was indescribable. He learned very quickly that wings were very sensitive as he felt himself getting ‘riled’ up.
Fluttershy began to straighten out his feathers and gently pull out any lose hanging feathers. He quickly realized that she was preening him.
As she kept preening his wings Deathstroke felt Deathstroke Jr come out of his sheathe and stand proudly at full attention.
Thanks to his new equine form, Deathstroke had the scare of his life the first time he had to take a piss. He thought his dick was gone until he realized that stallions have sheathes for their genitalia. Deadpool laughed for hours at Deathstroke almost panicing.
Deathstroke quickly decided that it would probably be best that he leave. As he got up he quickly grabbed a towel and wrapped it around himself.
“Where are you going? Did I do something wrong?” She asked with worry.
“No, you’ve been very helpful…Thank you.” He said going back to his emotionless tone as he tried not to stare at the mare who was wearing only a towel.
“Y-Your eye.” Fluttershy stutter as she finally saw his bad eye up close. She gently turned his head to face her so she could have a better look at his eye. That was when Deathstroke got a full on view of Fluttershy. Her towel barely able to hide her huge breasts. At that moment Deathstroke decided to put his armor on.
“I have to go.” He said quickly going for his stuff.
“B-But I still haven’t bandage your wounds yet!” She said as she got out of the tub only to accidently slip on the bar of soap on the floor and fall on top of Deathstroke.
As the two opened their eyes they realized the position they were in. They were both locked into a kiss. They stared at each other for a second before Fluttershy quickly tried to get off of him in a panic. When she moved she felt something long and hard poke her flanks. As she moved more it poked her marehood causing the both of them to gasp. She didn’t need to be a genius to figure out what it was as her wings shot up in surprise. Deathstroke’s hands had accidently landed on Fluttershy’s ass. Gripping the mare’s ass, it felt softer than silk and shapely. The flesh was so soft that it spilled between his fingers. It didn’t take him long to realize that he was grabbing the mare’s tight and perfect butt.
“EEP!” She shrieked as she jumped off of him. They both quickly scrabbled for their cloths. As they quickly finish putting on their cloths Fluttershy quickly began to apologize in a panic saying that she wasn’t trying anything.
“I-It’s okay…Let’s just vow not to tell anyone of this moment…Ever.” He said with a serious tone to which she nodded quickly.
The young colt got his armor and weapons on and made sure that they were secure. He walked to the door to leave but was stopped by Fluttershy calling him.
“Deathstroke.” Fluttershy said making Deathstroke stop in his tracks.
“What?” He said with a sigh of annoyance.
“T-Thank you for s-saving me.” Fluttershy said shyly.
The colt just stood there for a few moments silently, not evening turning to face the mare. The colt remained silent as he simply opened the door and walked out without saying a word.
Deathstroke made his way back to his campsite in the Everfree forest. As he did, he noticed that most of the timber wolf’s poison was gone from his system but he was still feeling the effects of it. The assassin could feel his healing factor working slower than normal but better than what it was earlier.
The colt could feel that he still had a cracked rib from being slammed into the ground by the giant wolf.
He knew a way to get the rest of the poison out of his system. But he hated it and it was a real pain in the ass.
When he finally got back to camp, he took a few minutes to rest and clear his thoughts.
“Why did I act like an idiot around that mare?” He said as he leaned against the tree. Deathstroke figured that it was best for him to just try and focusing on fixing his healing factor.
“This is going to suck.” Was all he said as he began to focus real hard. Deathstroke learned a little trick a long time ago when it came to his healing factor. He could force his healing factor to heal his body completely and instantly. It was very useful but it had a few drawbacks.
1) It took a lot of energy to use. Whenever he used it, it left him completely drained for hours.
2) When used it couldn’t be used again for a while. Therefore he mainly used it in emergency situations.
3) It sent him into a temporary state of animalistic insanity.
Unfortunately the two changelings from earlier thought it would be a good idea to try and kidnap Deathstroke at this moment.
“What the hell! Did you just see that!” The first changeling said, not able to believe what he saw.
“Holy crap, yeah!” The other changeling said as he saw the colt begin to grab his head and began thrashing around like he was losing it.
“Come on! Now’s our chance!” The first changeling said as they charged out of the bushes at the howling and screaming colt. At that moment the colt began to literally tear trees out of the ground in his insanity and throw them like they were nothing.
The two changelings skidded to a halt in fear.
“What the fuck!” The second changeling shouted in fear.
The colt’s head quickly snapped in their direction.
The colt bellowed a scream of pure rage and insanity as he charged at the two changelings. The two changelings ran. They never made it more than ten feet as the colt closed the distance.
Nopony could hear their screams as they were torn apart.
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Deadpool and Pinkie Pie were walking through the streets of Canterlot. The young alicorn and mare were smiling and talking as they walked around the city until they came across a theme park.
“Oh a theme park! Let’s go have some fun Deady!” Pinkie said with a gigantic grin.
“You got it Pinkie!” Deadpool said with a giant smile.
The two decided to ride a roller coaster. Pinkie screamed the whole time as she held Deadpool tightly, pressing his face into her breasts. The young alicorn could only laugh as the roller coaster took a fast drop which made the mare scream louder in joy and excitement.
The two went around the theme park going on rides and playing games. Deadpool won Pinkie a little teddy bear at a game of throwing a baseball at stacked bottles. Deadpool quickly realized that the game was rigged and instead of throwing a ball at the bottles, he threw a grenade instead. Nopony was hurt thankfully but the stall was history as it rained fluffy toys that the amusement park goers caught.
After two hours of fun they both left the amusement park and were both sitting at a table near an ice cream stand as they ate their ice cream.
“That was really fun deady! I haven’t been to an amusement park in a long time! Thank you for spending time with me!” Pinkie giggled.
“I’m glad you had fun Pinkie.” Deadpool said with a smile.
“I’m always happy to spend time with a bestest best friend!” Pinkie giggled. She laughed to the point she snorted a few times.
Deadpool found it adorable and cute at the same time.
The two began talking for a bit.
“Do you like to read comics?” Deadpool asked.
“Oh I love comics!” Pinkie said with glee.
“Really?” The colt said with a smirk.
“Yeppers! I love reading the power ponies and mega mare and mare-uto! I’ll read any comic I can get my hands!” She said with a laugh.
“Cool, I always read comics when I was a kid, they always made me happy and were a great way to escape reality.” Deadpool said with a smile that carried a hint of sadness.
The young mare quickly noticed this as she hugged the little colt.
“What’s wrong deady?” She asked with concern.
“Huh? Oh nothing. Just a little tired.” He said as he saw families passing by. Happily going about their business. The colt stared at the happy smiles that they had as they spent time with the ones they loved.
What’s going on? Are they having a moment again?
Yeah, from the look of things. This is a serious moment.
What the hell! The words Deadpool and serious should never be in the same sentence, ever!
Why are you getting so worked up? I think it’s good that he’s beginning to open up to Pinkie Pie.
No! I will not allow Deadpool to be serious! Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for Pinkie Pie and Deadpool ending up together! I just don’t want it to happen this way! I have to stop this!
I don’t think so. I will not let you interfere! This romance shall blossom!
You think you can stop me! I’d like to see you try bitch!
You asked for it!
OW! Hey, don’t punch me you bastard! I’m gonna get my big brother on you!
Yeah right, like you even have a big brother!
I do to have a big brother and if he was here, he’d be kicking your ass all through the multiverse!
Multiverse? What the hell are you talking about? Your brother can’t be that strong.
I’m talking about how my big brother can kick your ass!
That’s it, I’m ending this.
Wait a minute! Why do you have that Taser?
Oh, this is just to help you relax.
Wait a minute! We can talk about this! You’re supposed to be the gentleman/good side of Deadpool! Wait! Wait! AHHHHHHHH!!!
Works every time… He’s twitching a lot, maybe I should call someone…Nah, he’ll be okay.
“WOULD YOU TWO DUMB FUCKERS KEEP IT DOWN IN THERE!!!” Deadpool shouted as he pulled at his long mane in frustration. His hair was frazzled just like Twilight’s was when she thought she was tardy.
“Deady…are you okay?” Pinkie Pie asked with worry as she saw the young colt shouting at himself as he tried to tear his hair out.
The colt didn’t hear the young mare.
“Dammit I’m trying to have a moment here but you two won’t shut up! Blue! Please stop riding that dirt bike around my mind! What did you say! Don’t make me come in there!” Deadpool shouted to himself as a few ponies were staring at the insane colt.
“Deadpool!” Pinkie shouted as she gently grabbed the colt by the wrist to prevent him from hitting himself and tearing his own mane out.
“Huh?” He said as he snapped out of his internal argument.
“Who are you talking to?” She asked with worry.
“The voices in my head. Don’t worry, this happens all the time.” He said with a laugh as he went back to his ice cream, causing the ponies that were staring at him to go back to their business.
Pinkie Pie began to worry more about the young colt.
“D-Deady, you hear voices?” Pinkie asked with concern.
“Yeah! The two were dishing it out in my head a view seconds ago. I mean they were screaming and shouting the whole time.” The colt said with a smile.
“Do they every tell you to do anything bad?” She asked as her ears pressed themselves against her head.
“Sometimes, but it’s more for fun. They do tell me to do a lot of fun things!” He said with a laugh.
“How long have you heard these voices in your head?” Pinkie Pie asked.
As the colt looked into the pink party mare’s sapphire blue eyes, he saw that there was no judgment, no scrutiny in them. Just pure concern and worry.
“Ever since I’ve lost my mind years ago when I went insane.” He said.
“I’m sorry.” Pinkie Pie said with sadness as her ears splayed back against her head.
“Don’t be Pinkie, you’re not the one who did all this to me. Besides! I’m happier this way!” He said with a laugh.
“What do you mean? Why are you happy this way?” Pinkie asked with an innocent look on her face as she tilted her head in confusion.
“Because I’m always happy and I don’t have to care about things. I can do whatever I want whenever I want. Like that time I wedged a silver potato up a werewolf’s tail pipe. Man, you should have seen when that car just became nothing but a flaming fire ball of death! And I still got my silver potato back!” Deadpool said as he pulled a silver potato out of nowhere.
“Ooooh, that’s shiny!” She said.
“I know, right!” He said before putting it away. At that moment Deadpool’s eyes began to get a faraway look.
“But whenever I was alone and I had no friends around. Those voices always kept me company. They were the only thing that kept me warm those nights I sat on the streets shivering in the cold. But it taught me something. Sanity is just an anchor that ways you down. Something that people say to make themselves believe that they are normal, something that makes them believe that they fit in. When in reality it’s just a word. Sanity does not exist. Everybody is different, for sanity to actually exist we would all have to be exactly the same mentally. But that is impossible. We are all unique creatures that are who we are. So who is to say who is sane and insane?” Deadpool said with a melancholic smile as he cupped Pinkie Pies face in his hand very gently, causing the mare to blush as his face was mere inches from her faces.
“W-Wow…That was very deep Deady.” Pinkie Pie said with a blush.
“That’s what she said.” Deadpool said with a sly grin as he gently let her face go.
Pinkie and Deadpool both busted out into laughter at the joke.
As the laughter died down Pinkie looked at the colt.
“You know you can tell me anything right? I am your friend.” She said with worry.
“You’ve said that before Pinkie. But don’t worry, I know and thank you…You’re going to ask me some questions aren’t you?” He said with a laugh.
“Yeppers.” She said with a smile.
“Okay.” He said as he took another bite form his ice cream.
“Why are you and your brother always trying to hurt each other?” She asked.
“That’s how we bond with each other!” Deadpool said with a laugh.
“Why don’t you let us help you and take you to Princess Celestia? The Princess is really nice, she just wants to help you” She asked with a kind smile.
“Because it’s much more fun this way! Besides, I don’t trust her.” He said with a laugh.
“Why don’t you trust the Princess? She’s very nice!” She asked in confusion.
“She may be nice but she is a politician, therefore… I DON’T TRUST HER!!!” He stated.
“Besides, the nobles practically have her in the palm of their hands. She needs to start thinking on her own. She needs to tell the bad nobles to fuck off and actually listen to the good nobles.” He said.
“Little colt’s shouldn’t use naughty words like that!” Pinkie Pie said trying to be serious.
“Oh, if you think that’s naughty, then you should see the other naughty things I can do with my tongue.” The young alicorn colt said as he wiggled his tongue in a suggestive way. This caused the mare to blush very hard as she went back to her ice cream.
“You shouldn’t say things like that.” Pinkie muttered.
The two finished their ice creams and began to walk out of the ice cream shop and onto the streets of Canterlot.
“Thank you for being friends with Spike.” Pinkie said with a smile as they walked down the cobbled streets of the city.
“No problem Pinkie Pie, Spike’s a good kid. He needs some friends.” Deadpool said with a smile.
As they both walked down the street someone shoved the two out of the way. Deadpool stumbled back a little. But Pinkie Pie fell on her butt.
“Owie.” Pinkie said as Deadpool helped her up.
“You okay Pinkie?” Deadpool asked with worry.
“Yeah, I’m okay. I just hurt my tushie is all.” The mare said as she rubbed her flanks in pain.
“Serves you right for getting in my way peasant.” Said the stallion that bumped into the two. Deadpool had a good idea on who it was. When he looked up he saw a blonde haired stallion with white fur. His cloths looked expensive but tacky while his mane looked like it had been styled for hours.
“Hey Blue Balls! Get the fuck back here and apologize to my friend you son of a bitch ass turkey fucker!” Deadpool said with anger as he faced the stallion.
“How dare you speak to me like that you filthy peasant I am prince Blueblood and I-”
*SMACK!!!*
“Ah shut up!!!” Deadpool said as he back handed the pompous prince, interrupting him.
“I’m an alicorn, so that makes me your boss or something!” Deadpool shouted in anger.
“W-What, you’re an alicorn!” Blueblood said in shock as he put his hand to his now bruised cheek. When the prince saw both the pair of wings and the horn on the colt his eyes went wide.
“No! It can’t be! I demand you stop this instant! You are not worthy of being a member of royalty!” Blueblood shouted in anger only to be kicked directly in the stomach and sent flying backwards into a brick wall.
Deadpool then turned towards Pinkie Pie.
“Come on Pinkie, I’m taking you home.” Deadpool said as he grabbed the mare’s hand and teleported himself and her back to Sugar Cube Corner.
“I had fun with you Pinkie Pie. We should hang out again. But right now I got to go kick Blueblood’s ass. See ya!” Deadpool said.
“Hey! I still haven’t thrown you and Deathstroke a party yet!” Pinkie pouted.
“Don’t worry! You will, just plan it for after we whip Chrysalis’s ass.” Deadpool said with a smile.
“Okie Dokie Loki!” Pinkie said with a gigantic smile.
Deadpool then teleported back to Canterlot.
“Ok Blueballs, I’m really pissed off right now!” Deadpool said in anger.
“I-I don’t care who you are, but I will teach you what happens when you mess with me!” Blueblood said in rage as he turned to his bodyguards.
“Kill that brat!” Blueblood shouted as ten big burly bodyguards dressed in blue armor charged at the colt with swords.
“I’m going to kill you bastards! I’ll show you what happens when you lay a hand on my friends!” Deadpool said with a giant manic grin as his mane became slightly frazzled as his insanity sky rocketed.
“You think you can kill us! Don’t make me laugh!” One of the bodyguards shouted as he lunged at the colt. Deadpool simply grabbed one of the swords on his back and drew it so fast that it was nothing but a blur.
The stallion ran past the colt and came to a stop. Deadpool simply pulled out a second sword and inspected it out of boredom as the stallion behind him body fell to the ground split directly down the middle.
The other body guards gave battle cries as they lunged at the colt. Deadpool moved at such speed that the four guards he just sliced to tiny pieces passed from this world to the next without even knowing they died.
The colt sheathed his swords and drew a pistol and fired five well placed shots that all found there marks in the five remaining bodyguards skulls. As their heads exploded, Blueblood was terrified at the colt’s combat prowess.
The prince tried to run only for a knife to land straight into the wall right in front of his face.
“Where do you think you’re going?” Deadpool said with a laugh.
“W-Wait a minute! What are you going to do to me?! I-I’ll pay you if you let me go?!” Blueblood pleaded only for Deadpool to aim his gun at the prince’s leg and pull the trigger. A bang rang out as the bullet tore through the stallion’s left leg. Blueblood screamed at the top of his lungs.
“Whoops! I thought the safety was on- Ah who am I kidding, I knew the whole time!” The young colt said with a laugh.
“You fucking psychopath!” The stuck up prince screamed as he fell to the ground clutching his leg in pain. Deadpool walked over to the prince and crouched down next to him.
“You see, that’s the thing. I am a psychopath and I’m only going to say this once. Don't you ever lay a hand on Pinkie Pie or the other elements of harmony. Otherwise…” Deadpool then pressed a hoof on the stallion’s wounded leg, causing him to scream.
“I’ll make you my bitch for the rest of your fucking life. But we both know you’re going to do that anyway. Quite frankly I’m going to enjoy hurting you mainly because I’ve always hated your character Blueblood.” Deadpool said with a sadistic grin.
“I’ll get you for this! I swear it!” Blueblood said through gritted teeth.
“I was hoping you would say that.” Deadpool said as he pulled out a pair of brass knuckles out of nowhere and slipped them onto his hands and began walking towards the now terrified stallion.
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Celestia was almost done with day court. Only an hour remained until she was through for the day. Celestia hated having to deal with these pompous nobles. Not all of the nobles were bad, some of them were even good. But a good portion of them were complete idiots that thought they were better than everypony else just because of a stupid title or wealth.
She wished there was some excuse to end day court early, any excuse at all. She was still very tired from trying to find the two alicorn colts. She was worried about Luna. It took an hour before she could get Luna to stop screaming. She had no idea what Luna saw but she intended to get to the bottom of it.
At that moment a bright flash filled the room as Blueblood was teleported into the middle of the room. He hit the ground with a thud. He was bound and gagged with rope and duct tape. He was covered in bruises and blood. Everypony gasped in shock.
Attached to him was a note along with a video camera. As the guards took Prince Blueblood to the castle infirmary, Celestia held both the note and the camera in her hand. She couldn’t believe what was happening.
She read the note.
Dear Fat Ass Cake Gobbler,
You better keep this piece of shit in line, I can deal with him coming after me or Deathstroke, but when he goes after Pinkie Pie or the other elements of harmony then he’s taken things way too far! Anyway, he sent his bodyguards to kill me. It was hilarious when how he thought his pathetic bodyguards thought they even had a chance. So him and I had a little fun. He screamed like a little bitch way before I even beat the living shit out of him. You should have seen him screaming “Oh Celestia no!” or “Please! I’m sorry!”. Oh and don’t worry, Pinkie Pie wasn’t around when I killed Blueball’s bodyguards and beat the shit out of him. I teleported her back to Sugar Cube corner before this all happened.
Oh and for the record, what I did was self-defense…This time. From this point on I’m going to make Blueblood my bitch. For the record you have no say in the matter. Not that you ever did to begin with.
Also, if you don’t believe me on the self-defense thing then take a look at the video camera.
Sincerely, Deadpool the Merc with the Mouth!
P.S.
I’ll be sending you the corpses of his lackeys in 3…2…1.
At that moment ten corpses appeared in the room with a bright flash and fell to the floor with sickening splats. Blood splattered everywhere, all over Celestia, the guards, and the nobles who were now screaming in terror.
Celestia began to throw up. When she managed to stop after a few minutes of nonstop vomiting, she ran to her bedroom. When she managed to calm down after a few minutes, she looked at the footage on the video camera.
The footage showed Pinkie Pie and Deadpool walking through the streets of Canterlot. Then Blueblood came along and shoved the two of them out of the way. Pinkie fell to the ground only for Deadpool to help her up. Deadpool then grabbed Pinkie Pie and teleported the both of them away. Deadpool reappeared seconds later by himself. She saw Blueblood ordered his personal guard to kill the little colt only for the colt to kill them all and then proceed to brutally beat and torture Blueblood. As the video ended a logo flashed by on the screen of a little chibi Deadpool that read ‘This was a Deadpool production’.
Celestia couldn’t believe what she just saw. She felt like throwing up again.
She knew Blueblood was bad, but to try and kill a little colt! This was unacceptable!
But what Deadpool did was scary. He killed those guards without any hesitation. He even laughed and smiled at their deaths.
She had to find this colt.
Author's Note
Hello everypony! I am SO sorry for the long wait for this chapter. As I wrote the chapter it just got bigger and bigger to the point that I had to split it into 3 chapters!
Also there was the fact that I was getting pictures for this fic commissioned.
So what do you think of the picture that I got commissioned by this guy:
http://americandork.deviantart.com/
This guys art skills is phenomenal!!!
I'm definitely going to keep going to him for commissioning pictures for my fics!
Also, there's an upcoming surprise in the third chapter that will be uploaded today. A real shocking surprise!
Also, a big shout out to Xinrick and qazse for helping me out with ideas for the story.
Also, another big shout out to my new editor HydraLightning!
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Chapter 4 - School and Friends (Part 2)
Chapter 4 - School and Friends (Part 2)
Edited by: HydraLightning
Chapter 4 – School and Friends (Part 2)
*Night 5*
Celestia was nowhere near as good at dream walking as her sister. But she could at least navigate her way through a dream and help her little ponies when they needed her.
As she wandered through the dreamscape, she came across the dream she was looking for. When she entered she found a sight she was not expecting.
She saw a bunch of strange machines that reminded her of the strange vehicle that they recovered from the wreckage in Ponyville when the colts arrived.
The vehicles drove down a road in the middle of the dessert. As they drove she a heard a song being hummed.
Two of the vehicles came driving towards her that were being rode by two colts. One of the colts was completely blue while the other one was completely yellow. The vehicles looked like motorized bikes. The two vehicles skidded to a stop in front of Celestia.
“Oh great, the fat ass cake gobbler is here. I thought that Luna was going to be the one coming here.” The yellow colt said with annoyance.
“I beg your pardon!” Celestia said upset at her new nickname.
"Me too. Let’s just take her to the boss.” The blue colt said.
Before Celestia could say anything she found herself teleported into strange looking office. The room was dark and only a few rays of sunlight shined through the blinds that were closed. As she examined the room she saw a little colt in a chair and eyeing her intently.
“It’s a pleasure to finally meet you Deadpool.” Celestia said with a smile as she extended her hand. The colt never took her hand. He simply stared at her with his cold blue eyes.
Deadpool was sitting in a lush leather office chair. He was wearing a very expensive black suit and his blonde mane was combed back. As he rest his hands together on the desk in front of him. He began to speak in a low yet smooth voice and calm voice as he began to pet the cat that was in his lap.
“You come to me on the day of my daughter’s wedding and ask me to let you into my dreams. I ask you. What have you ever done for me? What have you ever done for the family? Not once have you invited me over for a cup of coffee or offered me a hot piece of pie.” Deadpool said as he turned to the audience.
“And what a hot piece of pie Pinkie Pie is!” He said as he flung the cat behind him through the air, causing it to explode.
“I’ve come to talk to you about what happened in Canterlot…And in day court.” She said as her face turned green.
Deadpool quickly tore off his suit to reveal his standard costume that he always wore and shook of his hair do. Making his mane go back to its normal messy state.
“Aw yes, I kicked the living shit out of Blueballs and brutally gutted his lackeys! Why do you care? It’s not like you ever kept him in line or anything.” Deadpool said with a shrug.
“Young one, I did not know that Prince Blueblood was abusing his power to such a degree. I apologize for him trying to kill. He shall be severely punished.” Princess Celestia said.
“I don’t give a rat’s ass about your pathetic excuses or apologizes!” He said shocking the princess.
“You think a simple apology and giving Blueballs a slap on the wrist will make this all better! Yeah right! There ain’t no way I’m giving up making Blueballs my bitch!” Deadpool said with a laugh as he walked off.
Celestia quickly followed the colt.
“Deadpool, I understand your anger but that is one of the reasons why I am here. You need protection. If you and your brother were to come with me, we could protect you both.” Celestia said in a calm reassuring manner.
“Nope! I don’t trust you! Besides I’m 28 you dump bitch!”Deadpool said
“Deadpool, I know you want to pretend you’re an adult and that you can take on the whole world, but the fact of the matter is, you are still a foal and need supervision.” She said, thinking his statement about being an adult was a complete lie.
“That’s what you think!” Deadpool said as he snapped his finger and the whole Godfather office room fell away.
They were now in a strip club as a bunch of scantily clad mares began shaking their asses as they swung around on stripper polls.
Celestia was dumbstruck at the scene in front of her but managed to quickly recover.
“Chrysalis is after you and she will stop at nothing to get to you two! Please listen to reason! Besides, you re mentally unwell! You need help” Celestia pleaded as Deadpool stuffed a couple of ones in a one of the stripper’s G-strings.
“I’m sorry, what were you saying? I was focused on this mare’s assets.” The colt said.
“I was saying- I can’t think like this!” Celestia said as she waved away the strip club.
“Yeesh! Talk about a buzz kill! You’re almost as bad as Buzz Killington!” The alicorn colt said just as a stallion came out of nowhere dressed in a suit and top hat.
“I say, this looks like-”
*BANG!!!*
“SHUT THE HELL UP BUZZ KILLINGTON!!!” Deadpool said as he shot the stallion between the eyes. The stallion fell over dead in a pool of his own blood and brain matter.
“This is what I am talking about! You can’t go around killing ponies! I understand that you were defending yourself and Pinkie Pie! But you must understand that killing is wrong!” She said in horror.
“Like you could do anything.” Deadpool said as he walked off.
“I can help you. I have had centuries of experience in psychology.” Celestia pleaded. It was true. Centuries ago, Celestia took an interest in psychology when she saw the effectiveness of the field. She studied all forms of psychology so she could help her little ponies. She even had multiple Ph.D’s and M.D’s hanging up in her office that she made sure were up to date.
She regular took on the worst cases of foals that had mental problems. That was her specialty in psychology. But Deadpool was by far the worst case she had ever seen.
“Please, I’ve been to many mental experts before, the only thing they can agree on is that I’m bat shit insane. Ha! That’s an understatement!” Deadpool laughed.
“My student Twilight Sparkle told me what your previous psychiatrist did to you. She told me about what you said about your father and what he did to you. Nopony should ever have to endure that. I promise you that I will never let that happen to you ever again if you just tell me where you and your brother are at.” She said as her voice became softer.
“I don’t think so. Quite frankly I find you boring. I only send those letters to you out of boredom and to annoy you.” He said with a shrug.
“I’ve been meaning to talk to you about that. Why do you keep sending me those letters and why do you keep making fun of my cake eating habits?” She asked with a deadpan expression.
“Because I can! Also, how’s Luna doing after her little adventure into Deathstroke’s dreams?” Deadpool said to which the Princess’s expression became serious.
“What did Deathstroke do to my sister?”
“Nothing much, he just showed her that he was in control of his dream. Just like I’m going to show you right now!” He said before the ground underneath Celestia opened up.
Celestia screamed as she fell into what looked like an old abandoned warehouse.
She groaned in pain as she stood up.
“What the hell is she doing here?” The yellow colt from before asked in confusion. This time he was wearing a sombrero and a pancho.
“I guess the boss is done talking with her.” The blue colt who was now wearing a blue gentleman’s suit with a top hat on his head and a monocle over his right eye.
“Who are you?” Celestia asked.
“We’re the voices in Deadpool’s head, I’m his insane side. I also handle his deranged tendencies!” The yellow colt said as he juggled chainsaws.
“And I’m his sophisticated side. I also handle things like his humanity as well.” The blue colt said as he began to sip on a cup of tea.
“Wait a minute. So I’m in Deadpool’s mind?” Celestia asked.
Technically no. You’re just in his dream. But you are close enough to be in the mindscape.
“So in theory I could enter his mind possibly see what’s wrong?” She said causing both of the colts to burst into laughter.
If you enter Deadpool’s mind then you’ll most likely go insane… Within the first split second.
Indeed. Besides there is literally no way you can get into there…Except through that door. I mean you could go all the way to the other side of this dream to find your way into his mind. But this is the closet one and trust me, we can’t let you go through here. It’s dangerous. Besides you wouldn’t survive.
“I’m going in there and you can’t stop.” Celestia said with a stern expression as she tried to walk to the door only to find herself stuck to the spot she was standing in.
“What the? Release me!” Celestia demanded.
No can do! That’s where we keep the red voice locked up. To get through to the boss’s mind you would have to open the other sealed door and that ain’t gonna happen.
Indeed, we will not allow you to unleash something like that thing on our boss or this world.
“Let me go! I am Princess Celestia of Equestria! You will do as I-” Celestia was cut off as she was flung back into the wall with a loud crash by the yellow colt.
“Hey blue, I’ll handle her. Besides I have an awesome way that I can show her not to mess around in our home.” The yellow colt said.
“And what way would that be?” The blue colt asked with interest.
“I’m going to impersonate my older brother!” The yellow colt said in triumph.
“You actually have a brother? I’m surprised. Who is he?” The blue colt said with a laugh.
“You know that cartoon Gravity Falls?”
“Yes, Deadpool and the author watch it all the time. Why do you ask?”
“He’s actually from the Gravity Falls universe!”
Really? Who is he? Dipper, Mabel, or is he that guy Soos, or is he old man Stanford?”
“Nope! I’ll show you who he is!” The yellow colt said as he changed into a yellow triangle that wore a top hat and had only one eye and carried a cane. The floating triangle had little legs and hands.
“…Let me get this straight… Your brother is Bill Cipher… And you are going to fight Celestia while impersonating him and his powers… Is that right?” The blue colt asked.
“Yep!”
“Okay, just making sure! See ya!” The blue colt said as he teleported away.
“Uh... My head.” Celestia said as she stared at her opponent.
“Why do you look like that?” She asked in confusion.
“I’m going to impersonate my brother while I fight you.”
“Why?”
“Imagine it this way. Imagine somepony who is evil and only wants to cause destruction and has the powers of Discord and is much stronger than him… Now times that by getting ass raped by a rhino. That’s who my brother is.” The yellow colt said with a deadpan expression. Celestia eyes widened in fear right before she was blasted out of the warehouse and into what appeared to be a small urban town.
“We’re gonna have one hell of a time!” The yellow colt now turned into a floating triangle laughed insanely.
Celestia quickly got up and fired a few magical bolts at the colt only for them to be swatted away as if they were nothing.
The young colt snapped his fingers causing the whole town to shake as giant black spikes came out of the ground that nearly impaled Celestia.
The solar princess dodged the spikes as best as she could but only barely.
As the princess tried to tackle the colt she found herself phasing through the him.
“Oh that’s cute. You think you can hurt me. I’m part of Deadpool’s mind remember! Then there is the fact that you’re in a dream. I’m basically invincible here.” He laughed as he fired another blast at her that hit her square in the chest and sent her flying backwards.
“Oh silly, don’t you get it! In here you’re at my mercy! In a dream you’re at the dreamer’s mercy! Or in this case mine!” The colt said as he got into his role as he snapped his fingers, causing a giant tornado to appear in the town, tearing the town apart.
The sun princess was pulled into the tornado. She tried to fly out of the storm but the winds were too strong.
“No I can’t let him win!” Celestia shouted as she tried to fire another bolt of magic only to realize that her magic wasn’t working. She was too shocked by her magic not working that she did not see the colt slam his fist directly into her stomach, knocking the wind out of her.
“What part of ‘we call the shots here’ didn’t you understand!” The colt laughed insanely as he blasted the mare into the ground and began firing a barrage of blasts.
“This is impossible!” Celestia shouted as the colt charged a gigantic blast.
“You don’t get it do you! You’re in the dream of an insane psychopath! There is now way to get the jump on us here!” He laughed.
“W-Wait a minute! I’m just trying to help you!” Celestia said with fear.
“Don’t you get it you dumb bitch! We don’t need your help! I mean you’re nowhere near as good at dream walking as Luna! That’s why you’re getting your ass kicked! At least she would have put up a better fight!” The colt said as his eye became black and his voice sounded demonic.
“Your insane!” She shouted.
“Bingo!” He said as he fired the blast.
“Hey, wanna hear my impression of you in about three seconds? ‘AAAAHHH!’” He said right before the blast hit the princess.
“AAAAHHH!” Celestia screamed as the blast hit her and knocked her out of the dream.
The yellow colt changed back into his normal form with a smirk.
“ What the cake gobbler doesn’t know is that Deadpool told me to hold back.” The colt said with a psychotic grin.
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Celestia shot up in bed gasping for air in a cold sweat.
“That colt’s insane.” She panted.
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Deathstroke decided to take advantage of the fact that Deadpool was sleeping. He heard that there was a library in town. He figured it was his best bet to find out about this world and if there was any way back to his world.
The colt had managed to sneak through town and into the library without anypony noticing him at all.
He had spent the last hour reading and looking up information. Most of it was useless but he found some good information as well. He found out about the elements of harmony and the changeling invasion of Canterlot. It pissed him off at what an idiot Celestia was for putting a wedding before national security.
He even read how nopony believed Twilight Sparkle about what was going on and how Chrysalis was impersonating the Princess of Love. Not even the elements of harmony or Princess Celestia believed her. When word got out about them not believing her, needless to say that they felt humiliated and bad for not believing Twilight. Deathstroke could only think that the princess along with Shining Armor were the biggest idiots that were alive for not taking precautions or at the very least investigating Twilight’s claims.
Deathstroke continued to read in the dark library, his enhanced vision making it easy for him to see.
The mercenary was too engrossed in a book about magic to even notice the lavender unicorn coming down the stairs.
The lights turned on, lighting up the whole room. Deathstroke quickly turned around to see none other than Twilight Sparkle who was wearing a bath robe. Here mane was soaking wet showing that she obviously just got out of the bath.
“Deathstroke! What are you doing here?” Twilight asked with shock.
“I could ask you the same thing.”
“I live here, I’m the local librarian.” She said with a deadpan expression.
“Of course.” Deathstroke sighed.
“What are you doing here?” She asked again.
“I needed some information. But it looks like that will have to wait.” He said as he walked to the door only for Twilight to lock and barricade the door with her magic.
“You’re not going anywhere.” Twilight said with a triumphant grin on her face.
“You really think you can keep me here don’t you?” He said with a tired sigh.
“I know I can.” She said with a smirk as she encased the colt in her magic, preventing him from moving.
The colt simply rolled his eye as he broke out of Twilight’s telekinetic grip by simply walking out of it.
“How did you do that?!” Twilight said in disbelieve.
“Nth armor. Negates and lessens the effect of magical attacks.” He said as he pointed to his armor.
“What! That’s impossible, no such armor or material exists!” She ranted.
“Yes it does. It’s just extremely rare.” He said.
“Well you’re still not going anywhere!” The mare said.
“Besides if you leave you won’t be able to get whatever information you came here for.” Twilight said nervously.
Deathstroke stared at her for a few seconds before hitting a button on his wrist computer. A blue neon light came out of his wrist computer and began to scan all of the books in the room. In a matter of seconds, every single book in the library was scanned and its content was recorded on the device.
“What the hay was that?” Twilight asked shocked.
“It’s my wrist computer. That beam you saw was a scanner. The scanner just recorded the contents of every single book in this library.” He explained as a 3D image was projected out of his wrist computer showing the books that he just recorded.
He then turned the computer off and walked over to the barricaded door. But before he could move the stuff that was blocking the door out of the way, Twilight was already across the room and grabbed and had ahold of his wrist. She was intently examining the minicomputer on his wrist.
“Where did you get this? What’s its power source? How can you get so much information into something so small? Did you make this yourself?” She asked rapidly as she began to examine it more closely.
“Hey! Don’t touch that!” Deathstroke barked as Twilight hit a button on the device causing it to project another 3D image. This time, it was a list that of names.
“What’s this?” The young mare asked in astonishment.
Deathstroke yanked his hand away and pressed a button that made the 3D image disappear and instead appear on a little LSD screen that was on his wrist computer. He then turned the device off.
“What are you doing! You can’t keep something like that to yourself! Technology like that could help advance Equestria by leaps and bounds!” She said only for the colt to grunt in annoyance.
“Who were those names?” She asked, ignoring his glare.
“Those were the names of some of the most deadly individuals that I have fought in the past.” Deathstroke said.
“Why would you put yourself in danger like that?” Twilight asked, unnerved by what the colt had revealed.
“I live a very dangerous life style Twilight. That’s all you need to know.” He said as he tried to walk off only to feel a wave of exhaustion hit him, he put a hand to his head and tried to stabilize himself and remain standing.
“Oh my gosh! Are you okay?” Twilight asked with worry as she examined him.
“Yeah… Just tired is all.” He lied as he sat down at a wooden table. He was feeling the effects of forcing his healing factor earlier.
“Don’t lie to me, Fluttershy told me about how you saved her life from timber wolves AND how you got hurt! Don’t get me wrong, I’m thankful that you saved Fluttershy.” Twilight said in an upset tone.
“Wait a minute. What did she tell you?” Deathstroke asked quickly.
“She told me that you saved her and that you got hurt. She said that she took you back to her cottage and treated your wounds.” She said.
“Did she say anything else?” The colt pressed.
“She told me that she bathed you. It’s not uncommon for ponies to help each other bathe, especially foals. Why do you ask?” She explained as she eyed the colt suspiciously.
“This place is weird.” He muttered under his breath.
“What was that?”
“Nothing. I’m just tired.” Deathstroke said tiredly. He felt drained. He even had trouble getting to the library.
“You’re definitely not okay. Why do you refuse to let us help you?” Twilight asked as she sat at the table with Deathstroke.
As she sat across from the colt she couldn’t help but wonder how a little colt could be so deadly and cold.
“Deathstroke… I know you’ve gone through a lot. Especially for a colt your age.” Twilight said gently.
“I’m pushing eighty.” He thought sarcastically.
“But we can help you…I understand that you feel alone and scared and that you feel like the whole world is against you…Please just let us help you.” Twilight said in a very soft voice.
Deathstroke remained silent as his expression became stoic.
“What would you know about what I’ve gone through” He said with a hint of malice in his voice.
Twilight was taken aback by the colt’s sudden mood change. He went from emotionless to angry in a split second.
“You think you know what’s best for us yet you don’t know anything about us.” He said.
“If you would just tell me then I can help you!” Twilight defended.
“Let me ask you this…Have you ever had to hold a dying friend in your arms as they gasped their final breaths? Have you ever seen thousands being gunned downed right in front of you? What about dealing with deranged psychopaths that kill without hesitation?” He asked.
“N-No. D-Dear Celestia! Why would I want to!? What the hell have you seen!?” Twilight gasped.
“You know nothing of what I’ve seen or what I’ve been through, so don’t go playing like you do.” Deathstroke said angrily.
Twilight remained silent for a few seconds. Deathstroke was thankful for the silence…That was until Twilight started sniffling.
“Deathstroke… I never knew you lived s-such a hard life.” Twilight said as her eyes welled up with tears.
“For the love of God!” Deathstroke face palmed.
“How could somepony do such a thing! Why would somepony kill like that!” Twilight ranted.
“You don’t get it. They don’t need a reason to kill. They just kill for killing.” Deathstroke added with no emotion.
“There has to be a reason for it! Nopony does something like that for no reason!” Twilight shouted.
Deathstroke was silent for a moment before continuing.
“I knew a guy that killed. He killed just because he thought it was fun. He killed and he killed. He was the most deranged psychopath you could ever meet and he never showed an ounce of mercy or remorse. He’s killed thousands. Trust me, this guy doesn’t need a reason. Whenever he kills someone he’ll just laugh and laugh at the top of his lungs.” He said with no emotion.
Twilight was speechless. She was terrified. She refused to believe that such an evil pony could exist.
“W-Why? Why would anypony do such evil things? It makes no sense!” Twilight whimpered as she began to shake uncontrollably in fear.
“Some men aren’t looking for anything logical like money. They can’t be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.” Deathstroke said, rendering Twilight speechless once again.
“But Princess Luna found that out the hard way.” Deathstroke remarked.
“What are you talking about? What did you do to Princess Luna?” Twilight asked with a hint of fear in her voice.
“Most likely traumatized but that would be about it. She entered my dreams in an attempt to find me. She thought she was in control but she found out the hard way that when you enter another’s dream, the dreamer has full control of the dream.” He said with a smirk that flashed his canines. Twilight shivered at the sight of the sharp teeth.
“What! Princess Celestia sent me a letter saying that Princess Luna woke up screaming after she tried to talk to you in your dreams! What happened?” Twilight asked still confused. Deathstroke figured that she might’ve been in on it considering her and her friends were looking for him.
“You know that psychopath I was just talking about?” Twilight nodded.
“I personally showed her just a little taste of what he was like. Plus a few of my old acquaintances.” He said causing Twilight’s eyes to turn to pinpricks in horror.
“What the buck did he show her! H-How evil is this stallion that he’s talking about? How could somepony go and kill another and laugh like it was nothing but a game! And how could he beat Luna in dream walking! How strong is this colt mentally!” Twilight ranted mentally.
Deathstroke stretched as the lavender mare in front of him was silent.
“I know we haven’t gotten off to the best start, but you have to understand that I’m just trying to help you and your brother.” She said as the colt remained silent as he stared at her.
“Why do you keep refusing to let us help you?” Twilight asked.
“I don’t need your help.” He said.
“But you and Deadpool have been abused! I mean what he wrote in his letter about you disturbed me greatly!” She said which immediately caught the colt’s attention.
“What did he tell you?” Deathstroke demanded.
“He told me that you lost your right eye because your wife shot it out! Your WIFE! You’re just a foal!” She shouted.
“Dammit, when I get my hands on Deadpool I am going shove my boot so far up his ass that I’ll be able to wear him like a fucking slipper!” Deathstroke said thought.
“Is what he said true?” Twilight asked.
Deathstroke was tired of her insistent nagging, so he decided to give her what she wanted.
“Yes, I had a wife at one time or another.” He said. Twilight couldn’t believe what she was hearing.
“Why did she hurt you?” She asked.
“She was trying to kill me.” He said emotionlessly.
“W-What! Why?”
“I deserved it.” He stated which caused Twilight’s anger to flare up.
“NO! IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU DID! YOU DON’T DERSERVE ANYTHING LIKE THAT!” Twilight shouted in rage.
“Because of me, my son was kidnapped and had his throat slit.” The colt said.
Twilight met his gaze unable to believe what she was hearing. When she looked into his eyes to see if he was lying, she saw that they were empty and void of any life. They looked… Defeated… He was telling the truth.
“Y-You had a son? A-And he was…” Twilight couldn’t bring herself to say it.
“He’s still alive… He’ll just never be able to speak again…” He said horrifying the mare. He wasn’t going to tell the mare that his son died and had been brought back to life later on in his life.
“Where’s the baby?” Twilight asked with urgency.
“He’s safe.” He said simply.
“What! Where is he? Is he with you? You’re practically a baby yourself, you can’t take care of a baby by yourself!” She said with a shriek.
“He’s safe. He’s not with me Twilight. He’s still living back where I came from. I have some guys secretly looking out for him.” He said to which Twilight was about to argue but she saw the look in his eye that said he was beginning to lose his patience.
“You’re sure he’s safe and being watched out for?” She asked.
“Yes.”
“What about your wife? What happened to her?” She asked.
“She’s dead…” He said. If what he said was anything to go by. He must be traumatized.
Deathstroke got up and began to walk towards the door.
“Wait a minute! You can’t leave yet. You need to stay here where it’s safe.” She said.
“Twilight, you make it sound like I can’t defend myself against a group of idiots that I have already killed in the past. If anyone is unable to defend themselves against them, I think it would be you and your friends.” He said.
“My friends and I can handle ourselves just fine! We’ve fought against Nightmare Moon, Chrysalis, as well as other threats and saved Equestria multiple occasions!” She defended, being offended by the colt’s statement.
“I’ve read about your fights with Nightmare Moon and Chrysalis. I will admit it was quite impressive but the fact of the matter is you and your friends got lucky.” He said.
“Maybe we did get lucky but we also worked together and used the Elements of Harmony to stop Nightmare Moon. Have you ever fought an evil spirit/entity before with extremely powerful magic?” She demanded.
“As a matter of fact, yes I have. I do it on a regular basis.” He said which made the mare’s jaw drop.
“I have fought super powered beings, I have fought monsters, demons, wannabe gods, and I’ve even fought the world’s greatest detective.” He said simply, making the mare go wide eyed.
“S-Super powered, that’s impossible.” She whispered in shock.
“Twilight, I’ve fought a guy who has no horn or wings yet he could fly around the world in a matter of seconds, shoot lasers, from his eyes, and could lift 10 tons as if it were nothing. Hell, he even has the ability of ice breathe. All he has to do is blow real hard and freeze stuff with his breath or he can make a hurricane with his breathe. Not to mention he has a bunch of other abilities as well.” He explained.
“What! You’re saying an earth pony was able to fly and do all that? How old is he? I mean he needs to be studied, this could be a major breakthrough for science and pony kind!” She asked as she furiously began to write down everything she was just told.
“Younger than me.” Technically he wasn’t lying despite his current form.
“A colt like that is going around unsupervised! What if he fell into the wrong hands!” Twilight gasped.
Deathstroke could only laugh which caused Twilight to gain a stern expression.
“Deathstroke this is serious!” Twilight said with an annoyed tone.
“Chrysalis could find and capture him and try as hard as she might to turn him evil, but there is no way that she would be able to pull that off.”
“What do you mean?” She asked in confusion.
“One, Chrysalis would get punched into the stratosphere and right before she hits space she would be punched back down to the planet and end up in a crater. Two, he is nowhere near here. He is back in the place that I come from.” He said making the mare go wide eyed.
“Three, there’s no way she could turn that goody two shoes evil or get him on her side. He’s dedicated his life to protecting the weak, the down trotted, the innocent and to stopping crime. He that by having his powers he has a responsibility to protecting everyone.” He said with an annoyed tone.
Twilight was awestruck at what she had just heard. Somepony who was gifted was using his powers for good. He felt that he had a higher calling and no pony even told him to do it. She snapped out of her state of awe when she realized something very important.
“Wait a minute! You said you fought him? Why were you fighting him?” She asked.
“That’s beside the point Twilight. The point is, you’re not experienced when it comes to combat. You have no training. Along comes an enemy with an army of shape shifters that are trained to fight and will stop at nothing to obtain their goals even if that means killing anyone who gets in their way. You and your friends have no prior training in any forms of combat, quite frankly I don’t think you have the mind for it.” He said as Twilight’s ears were pressed against her head. Everything he was saying was true.
“But I will admit, you do have some good leadership skills if what I read in those books is true.” He said which caused Twilight to do a double take.
“Did he just compliment me? Maybe he’s finally opening up and-” She thought in disbelief.
“But you’re still inexperienced.” He said.
“-and there it is.” She thought.
Deathstroke walked over to the door and moved all of the furniture that was blocking the door as if it were nothing.
Before he could unlock the door Twilight ran after him.
“Deathstroke wait!” She called after him, not wanting the colt to leave.
Unfortunately Twilight didn’t notice that her bathrobe fell off when she pulled the colt into a tight hug just as he turned around.
“Deathstroke please don’t go. We can help you! I know that it may seem like you can’t trust anypony but we’re not your enemy’s.” She said, giving the colt a smile, still not noticing that she was completely naked or the fact that she was pressing the colts face into her big breasts.
“You just have to open your heart to the magic of friendship.” She said with a gentle smile as she loosened her hug so she could look him in the eye.
But Deathstroke’s eye was locked onto the mare’s perky breasts and her phenomenal ass that jiggled ever so slightly.
“Oh sweet Jesus those are lovely!” The colt thought.
Twilight followed the colt’s stare and saw that she was butt naked.
The mare shrieked at the top of her lugs as she tried to cover herself but tripped and hit the ground hard. As she opened her eyes she found herself on top of the colt.
“EEEEEK!” She shrieked as she leapt back.
“D-Deathstroke I wasn’t trying to do anything I swear!” She said as she quickly put her bath robe back on.
The colt simply got up and walked towards the door deathly silent.
“D-Deathstroke?” She called after the colt with worry only to be ignored.
As soon as he opened the door a group of guards just so happened to be walking by when they spotted him. They stared at him for a few seconds before realizing who he was.
One of them walked up to the colt.
“You’re Deathstroke.” The guard lieutenant said as she looked at the missing child poster in her hand.
“You’re going to have to come with-” The guard never finished her sentence as she fell to the ground knocked out. All twelve guards fell to the ground unconscious.
Twilight couldn’t believe how fast he moved. He was nothing but a blur. He just took down twelve royal guards like they were nothing.
The colt then darted down the dirt road and off into the distance without even looking back before Twilight could even react.
Luckily another group of guards came by and told the mare that they would take care of the knocked out guards.
Twilight walked back into the library shocked.
“Sweet Celestia, he took out those guards like they were nothing.” She said while putting a hand to her chest when a realization came to mind.
“Oh no! He must think that I’m some kind of pervert! He probably thinks that I was trying to take advantage of him when I fell on him when my bathrobe fell off!” She gasped.
“This is going to be a very weird letter to the princess. This night could not get any worse.” Twilight groaned only to find that the spike was standing at the top of the stairs. The little dragon’s eyes were wide in shock at what he saw.
“Spike! H-How long have standing there?” Twilight asked with horror.
“I walked in about the time you were naked and hugging Deathstroke’s face into your boobs... I saw e-everything.” He said with an embarrassed look on his face.
“S-Sorry about.” She said with embarrassment as her ears splayed back.
“Why were you naked and on top of Deathstroke?” Spike asked nervously causing Twilight to begin trying to stutter an answer out only to be too embarrassed to even form words.
“I-I think I get it.” The little drake said as a mischievous grin formed.
“Y-You do?” She asked.
“Yeah… You were trying to make whoopy with Deathstroke!” He said jokingly.
“WHAT! I WAS NOT TRYING TO DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT WITH HIM!” She shouted in panic and embarrassment.
“I know Twilight I was just joking with you.” He said with a laugh.
At that moment Twilight came to a realization.
“Wait a second…How do you know about sex? And why are you up so late?” Twilight said as she eyed the little drake.
“I…I…um.” Spike didn’t know what to say at all as he started to fidget nervously.
“Spike, I want an answer now.” She said as she walked up the steps towards him.
Luckily a letter was teleported in front of him that gave him a very good suggestion.
SPIKE IT’S ME DEADPOOL! TWILIGHT IS ONTO YOU! SHE’S GOING TO GO CHECK YOUR ROOM!
HIDE YOUR PORN!!! I REPEAT!!! HIDE YOUR PORN!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!
HIDE ALL YOUR PONY PORN!!!
The little drake quickly grabbed the letter out of the air and shoved it into the pockets of his cargo pants before taking off and running to his room.
Twilight bolted after the 11 year old drake at full speed.
“Spike get back here!” She screamed.
“No!” The little drake screamed as he ran into his room and slammed the door shut. Locking it behind him just before Twilight reaches the door. She starts pounding on the door.
Spike quickly ran to his bed and pulled out a few magazines that he was hiding. On the magazines it said ‘Playcolt’ in big bold letters on the cover.
The baby dragon frantically looked around the room for a place to hide his magazines.
“Spike! Open this door NOW!” Twilight shouted as her pounding on the door increased.
Spike was beginning to panic only for another letter from Deadpool to appear in front of him again along with some plastic zip lock baggies.
SPIKE! PUT YOUR PORN IN THESE PLASTIC BAGS AND HIDE THEM INSIDE OF THE TANK THAT’S BEHIND THE TOILET!
Spike quickly dropped the letter and did what he was told. Unfortunately he didn’t read the rest of the letter that read:
SPIKE, MAKE SURE TO BURN THIS LETTER SO TWILIGHT DOESN’T FIND OUT!
The young drake quickly ran out of the bathroom only to jump underneath the bed and hide.
“She’ll never find me here…hopefully.” He said nervously.
Just at that moment Twilight used her magic and teleported into the room.
“Spike, where are you?” Twilight asked in a frustrated tone as her eyes scanned the room.
Her eyes fell to the letter on the floor. She picked it up and read it.
“Crap! I forgot to grab the letter!” He mentally cried.
Twilight walked over to the bathroom and found the magazines right were the letter said they would be.
When Twilight opened up the bags and pulled out the magazines with her magic, she gasped. She skimmed through the magazines and couldn’t believe what she was seeing.
The magazine was filled with pictures of beautiful mares that were completely naked and in suggestive positions. Some even wore naughty lingerie. Twilight could feel herself getting a little hot under the collar. Like most mares in equestrian, Twilight Sparkle was bisexual due to the lack of stallions. Needless to say that these magazines got her a little riled up.
She quickly snapped out of her stupor. She quickly turned around only to see Spike trying to make a run for the door. Just as he was about to reach the door he found himself surrounded by a purple aura which pulled him back into the room and sat him down on the bed.
“Spike… We need to talk.” The mare said with a serious expression.
“O-Ok.” He said shaking with fear.
Twilight saw this and it broke her heart as she saw the baby dragon so frightened to talk to her about, albeit a very embarrassing subject. Twilight considered Spike her son.
“Spike look at me.” She said softly as she cupped his chin gently and pulled his gaze to her.
“I will admit that this is a very… surprising discovery.” She said as she looked at the magazines again.
“I’m happy you find ponies attractive. But this is very inappropriate material for a little one such as yourself to be reading.” Twilight said as Spike’s face became beet red in embarrassment.
“You can talk to me about anything. I won’t judge you. I promise.” The mare said as she hugged the little dragon tightly.
“Thanks mo-Twilight.” Spike said trying to cover up his slip up.
“It’s okay, you can say it.” Twilight said with a gentle smile.
“Thanks...m-mom. It really means a lot to me.” He said with a smile as he hugged Twilight even tighter.
“But that still doesn’t mean you’re off the hook young colt.” She said causing Spike to groan.
“Spike… Do you know where babies come from?” She asked nervously.
“Yeah. The stork brings them.” He said innocently.
“That’s not h-how it works Spike. I guess I’m going to have to give you the ‘talk’.” She said.
“What’s the ‘talk’?” He asked with confusion.
“I’ll go get some diagrams.” She said as she went to get changed and begin explaining the miracle of life.
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*Day 6*
Deathstroke and Deadpool were sitting in a circle outside of the school with the other students as show and tell was taking place. For some reason Spike had a horrified expression on his face the entire day.
“That’s why my herd mommy, Dolly Weaver made this dolly just for me! That’s why it’s so special to me!” A little filly said with a heavy lisp as she hugged the doll to her chest tightly with a gigantic smile.
“That’s very sweet Peppermint Twist. I’m glad that your herd mother made you that doll out of love.” Cheerilee said as Peppermint Twist walked back to her spot in the circle and sat down.
“Okay, next up for show and tell is Deathstroke.” The teacher said.
“I am not doing this.” Deathstroke grumbled.
“Don’t be shy Deathstroke. Why don’t you tell us what your cutie mark means?” Cheerilee said as she tried to get Deathstroke to participate.
“Are those swords real?” A little colt asked.
“Of course they’re not.” Cheerilee said with a kind laugh. There was no way a colt his age could get his hands on weapons like that. The first day Deathstroke and his brother came to class, she made it clear that she didn’t want him to bring such dangerous objects to school. She didn’t know what that metal object he had that day but it made a loud bang noise every time he shot it at Deadpool.
Besides, she had no problem with her students bringing toys to class as long as they didn’t disrupt class.
As the students kept begging for Deathstroke to show him if his weapons were real, he finally gave in, if only to get them to quiet down.
Deathstroke got up and looked around for a moment.
“They want a show then I’ll give them a show.” He muttered.
“Got any targets?” He asked which confused the teacher.
“I got you covered.” Deadpool said as he pointed to a bunch of targets that were already set up.
Cheerilee had no idea how those got there but she saw Deathstroke get up and walked over to the targets. She figured that Deathstroke’s cutie mark had to do with accuracy so the targets made sense.
As Cheerilee along with her students watched the colt start walking by targets. Without stopping he pulled out a throwing knife from a pouch and with a flick of his wrist he the knife found it’s mark in the middle of the target. Hitting the bullseye perfectly in the middle. The knife sticking halfway out of the other side of the target.
The young colt kept walking and throwing knives into the targets. Hitting a bull's-eye every single time.
Then out of nowhere targets popped up out of nowhere. Some of them were moving targets. The colt upped his speed and began hurling a flurry of knives at all of the targets. All of them looked like they were pin cushions but for knives instead of needles.
Miss Cheerilee’s jaw practically hit the ground in astonishment.
At that point the colt ran towards a bunch of targets that were made to look like royal guard members, they even had the same armor that the royal guards wore. In a flash the colt moved so fast that she never even saw him draw his swords. He stood there for a few seconds before sheathing the swords onto his back and proceeded to collect all of his throwing knives then walk back to the circle of colts and fillies then proceeded to sit down.
Before Cheerilee could say anything the targets exploded into nothing but sliced up pieces of wood and armor.
All of the colts and fillies began cheering at the display while their teacher could only stare at what she saw speechlessly.
She quickly shook herself out of her shock and quickly walked up to the little mercenary.
“Deathstroke, while that was very impressive, weapons are not allowed on school grounds. I thought those were toys.” She said.
“Well they weren’t.” He said with a sneer.
“Well I can’t allow you to have them on school grounds. Same goes for your brother.” She said. But as she looked into the colt’s eyes, he gave her glare that actually made her very nervous.
“Look, I’ll let it slide this time. But please do not bring them on school grounds. Can you at least do that for me?” She pleaded, she was actually feeling nervous with how proficient Deathstroke was with weapons.
“Fine.” He replied. He had no problem with this request since it was very easy for him to hide his weapons and still have them on his being.
“Thank you Deathstroke.” She said as she looked back at her students who were happy to have show-and-tell outside for a change. The young mare decided to call on Deadpool next.
“Deadpool, you’re up next.” She said with a smile.
“Is it all right if I show off my awesome sexy dance moves?” He asked Cheerilee.
“Um...Sure.” Cheerilee said.
“Woo hoo!” Deadpool shouts as he jumps up.
“I bet you can’t even dance.” The voice of Diamond Tiara.
Deadpool immediately froze in place. He slowly turned around and faced the snobbish filly.
“YOU DARE DOUBT THE SEXIENESS THAT IS DEADPOOL!” The colt shouted.
“Please! I could dance circles around you!” Diamond Tiara shouted. Deadpool could only laugh as he saw that she was wearing Deathstroke’s eye patch over her bruised eye.
“Ha, you look just like Deathstroke!” He said with a laugh.
“Also, you can’t beat me when it comes to dancing.” He added.
“Yes I can! My daddy put me in ballet when I was 5. I’ve been taking it ever since.” She said with a huff.
“Please. I was on Soul Train! Besides, I’ve been dancing since I was your age.” He said which confused her.
“But if you want do this then go head.” He said as he pulled out his iPhone and played some music that would be fit for Diamond Tiara to dance to.
“Ladies first.” He said with a cocky grin.
Diamond Tiara began to dance using her ballet skills that she honed over the years. Her movements were so graceful that it looked almost as if she were gliding across the ground. After three minutes the song ended.
The whole class clapped for the little filly.
“Beat that.” She said as her and Silver Spoon began laughing.
He pulled a black hat out of nowhere and put it on his head.
“Not bad. Not bad at all. But let me show you what real dancing looks likes.” He said with a cocky laugh just as the next song.
(Deadpool's dance)
When the song ended, Miss Cheerilee along with the entire class were clapping for the colt. Cheerilee was amazed that such a little colt could learn to dance like that.
Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon stood there slacked jaw at what they saw.
“That’s how you dance.” Deadpool said with a snap of his fingers.
“Alright class, it’s time to head back inside.” The teacher called out.
As the class made it back inside, the class was told that they would be watching a live international news broadcast of an interview with the Princess herself and some discussion about Equestrian politics with other countries. As Miss Cheerilee brought out a television set, she set it on the channel and turned up the volume.
“And on today’s new we are here with Princess Celestia herself at Canterlot Castle.” A female news reporter said as the TV showed the reporter standing right next to Celestia herself as they stood in a giant hallway inside of the castle.
Deathstroke felt his eyes dropping little by little as he felt the effects of yesterday hitting him. He didn’t give a rat’s about what some princess or politician said on international television. Quite frankly he was surprised by the fact that this world even had television.
The young mercenary started to nod off at his desk. He closed his eye and drifted sleep. After a while he felt someone nudge.
Deathstroke saw Spike trying to get his attention. He began pointing to the TV.
Deathstroke turned his attention to the broadcast. He was glad that Spike woke him up because on the screen was the reporter asking about a very interesting topic.
“Word on the street is that there are two alicorn colts that are running around unsupervised.” The princess looked unnerved by the questioned. She was surprised by the fact the public knew about Deathstroke and Deadpool. She needed to think fast otherwise this could have a political backlash.
She could still pass this off as rumor. But if it was confirmed then a lot of other nations would be asking about the colts and be wanting to meet them and even wanting to arrange marriages. Not to mention the nobles.
“Oh god the nobles would have a field day with them!” Celestia thought to herself.
There would be nonstop efforts to set up arranged marriages with the colts so they could gain power. She could not stand how most of the nobles thought they were entitled to everything. The nobles would no doubt try and manipulate the colts if they found out. She managed to keep Blue Blood silent on the matter. When he recovered from his injuries she would think of a suitable punishment for him. Hopefully he would learn his lesson this time. After what Deadpool did to him. She was sure Blueblood was going to change his attitude form now on.
“I’ll just say that these are nothing but rumors for now. Once I find the colts and get them to safety I’ll introduce them to the world and tell them that I was wrong about the rumors.” She thought to herself.
“Oh yes there have been some rumors about that but that’s all they are, just rumors. I have checked into these rumors and I assure you that I have the situation under control.” She said confidently.
“Bullshit. You can’t even find us.” Deathstroke muttered to himself.
Deathstroke looked around the room for a moment, checking to see if Ms. Cheerilee was in the room and saw the broadcast. Thankfully she wasn’t. She stepped out of the room to go to the bathroom.
But at that moment Ms. Cheerilee came back into the room. She looked around the room and noticed something missing.
“Deathstroke? Where’s Deadpool?” She asked.
Deathstroke quickly turned around and saw that Deadpool was no longer in his desk.
“Oh no.” Was all he could say as he turned back to the TV. What he saw made him seethe with rage and dread.
On an international news broadcast on live television was Deadpool in the background flashing a psychotic grin, waving at everypony that was watching like a jackass. Neither the reporter nor Celestia was aware of the alicorn colt standing behind them in the background for the whole world to see.
Deadpool held up a sign that read:
DON’T YOU BELIEVE IT!
SHE’S JUST TRYING TO HIDE THE FACT THAT A COUPLE OF FOALS HAVE BEEN OUT SMARTING HER AND HER GUARDS. SHE HASN’T BEEN ABLE TO FIND US AT ALL!
Deadpool then tossed the sign to the side and ran off screen.
He then came on camera, back flipping across the hallway only to go off camera again.
The third time he came back on camera he was running from a group of guardsmares that were chasing him.
Neither the princess nor the reporter heard the commotion due to the sound proofing bubble that was around them for the interview.
The group of guardsmares along with some maids appeared on camera again but this time they were in nothing but their surprisingly very skimpy underwear due to the colt having their armor and cloths in his hand which he then tossed to the side. He looked at the camera and wiggled his eyebrows before doing a loud wolf call and resuming his chase.
The colt then ran back on screen with a handful of ladies lingerie that obviously belonged to the guards and maids and then threw it high into the air. Making it rain sexy underwear and lingerie everywhere.
“So you’re saying that without a doubt that there are no alicorn colts running about or even in existence?” The reporter asked Princess Celestia.
“No.” Celestia answered.
The young alicorn colt then jumped up on a desk and began tap dancing on it.
“Hypothetically speaking, how would that would effect Equestria if there were two baby male alicorns?” The news reporter asked Celestia.
“It would have a major impact on Equestria. The two would need to be found and protected due to their age and rarity. Their potential alone if nurtured properly could shape the future of Equestria.” Celestia explained.
Deadpool pulled a superman cape out of nowhere and put it on and took a running start and leapt into the air and flapped his wings as hard as he could. He shot across the giant hallway and crashed somewhere off screen. A helmet from a suit of armor that he crashed onto rolled on the ground in front of the shot. When Deadpool came back on screen he was seen repeatedly punching a male guard over and over.
Deathstroke jumped up out of his desk in pure rage. He had no idea how to get Deadpool out of there. He had just made them known to the whole damn world. He turned to see the whole class along laughing and giggling at Deadpool’s wacky antics.
Cheerilee on the other hand was speechless. Her mouth was hanging open.
But at that moment an idea popped into Deathstroke’s head on how he could get Deadpool back out of there before he fucked up things even worse.
He reached into his armor and pulled out a black leather bound journal. It was a personal journal he had created on his research of black magic he created during his time fighting the teen titans. When he found the page he was looking for he studied it for a few seconds before closing it and putting it back in his armor.
“This is a long shot, but it just might work.” He growled as he walked over to the chalk board and quickly erased the day’s lessons. He quickly drew an arcane circle on the chalk board in chalk and drew his combat knife. Before Cheerilee could even stop him, Deathstroke sliced his hand wide open and pressed his now bloody hand on the arcane circle.
The chalk circle began to glow a deep purple glow that filled the entire school house. The disappeared a bright flash of purple light.
In the same hallway where Deadpool was at, appeared in a bright flash of light. Deathstroke charged Deadpool and tackled him in rage only for Deadpool roll with the attack and end up on top of Deathstroke and began wailing on him. Deathstroke kicked the insane assassin off of him. When he got back up he felt dizzy all of a sudden. He had to stabilize himself by keeping a hand on the wall.
The arcane circle took a lot of energy out of him. He was already exhausted as it was from fixing his healing factor yesterday.
Deadpool took advantage of the moment and tackled Deathstroke and teleported the two of them away.
Neither the reporter nor Princess Celestia saw what had just taken place.
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Rarity was taking a break from just finishing up a huge order of dresses as she sat on her porch on such a beautiful day. She was a week ahead of schedule which left her with plenty of time to sit back and relax.
The cool breeze felt good as it slowly caressed her face as she felt her eyes slowly close from exhaustion.
As she was just about to fall asleep she saw Deadpool and Deathstroke teleport right front of Carousel Boutique.
The two fighting each other with everything they had but Deathstroke appeared to be having trouble. He looked as if he were about to collapse from exhaustion.
Deadpool kicked Deathstroke backwards causing him to fall onto his back.
Deadpool leapt through the air drawing his sword, preparing to run Deatstroke through. But black alicorn still had a trick up his sleeve. He had quickly drew a symbol on the back of his left hand with his own blood earlier as he went through the portal.
He held up his left hand at Deadpool. The bloody symbol lit up.
Rarity had leapt up and flared up her magic in her horn, ready to restrain Deadpool with her magic if need be.
But at that moment out of nowhere a giant skeletal hand came out of the ground of a black portal with similar symbols as the one Deathstroke drew on his hand.
The hand quickly grabbed Deadpool just as his blade was about to connect with Deathstroke.
When it grabbed him. Deathstroke began to act like he had something in his hand that he was smashing into the ground over and over again. The hand copied the motion and repeatedly copied the motion.
The crunching sounds of bones could be heard as the little colt was repeatedly slammed into the ground over and over again.
After a few more slams the skeleton hand disappeared as it dropped Deadpool to the ground in a broken pile.
Rarity was terrified but she shook off her fear and ran to the little colt but before she could reach him he leapt back up as if nothing had happen.
“Hah, I can’t believe that you were able to actually do that! I will admit that was pretty cool! But the problem with using black magic like that is that it uses up a lot of energy. Especially after yesterday’s incident. Yeah that’s right. I knew the whole time. You look like you can barely stand up.” He said just as Deathstroke fell to his knees.
“Hah, see what I mean?” He said right before teleporting away.
Deathstroke was in a cold sweat due to the overexertion.
He was surprised that he was even able to use black magic like that. He only tried it out on a hunch. That fact that it worked was surprising to him. The times he did use arcane circles they never did have that type of effect at all before. Was it because of this world or because of his new form? He didn’t know. But he did know one thing. He wanted to strangle Deadpool with his own intestines.
“My word! Deathstroke what do you think you’re doing!” She said as she ran to him.
When she saw him, his fur was matted with sweat and he looked like he was going to pass out on right there.
“Deathstroke are you alright?” She asked him with worry.
The colt gave no answer as he got up and tried to walk off only to fall down again. Rarity helped him up and guided him into her boutique as and laid him down on her signature fainting couch.
Deathstroke’s vision faded out as he passed out from exhaustion.
The colt slowly awoke a few hours later when he with the feeling of something cool wrapped around his forehead and horn. It was very cool and refreshing.
As he sat up he reached up to see what was on his forehead. He pulled a wash cloth off of his head.
At that moment Rarity walked into the room and rewrapped the cool wash cloth around his forehead and horn.
“What are you-”
“Shhh... You need to rest.” She said to the colt as she handed him a glass of water which he hesitantly took and gulped down.
“Why are you helping me?” He grunted. This was the third time that this happened.
“Because it’s the right thing to do. Besides, you’re a little colt that needed help.” Deathstroke rolled his eye in annoyance.
“I must say that was an amazing yet terrifying display of magic. I’m guessing that was that black magic you were talking about?” Rarity asked the colt.
“Yeah.” He said.
Rarity shivered at what he said. The thought of such magic even existing was scary.
“Why am I always ending up in these situations as of lately…Don’t tell me this is my life.” He thought.
“Why do you do these things to yourself?” She asked.
The colt just raised an eyebrow in confusion.
“Why do you run from us? Why do you live out in the wilderness with just your brother in such a dangerous and horrid forest?” She asked.
“A little dirt never hurt anyone.” The young colt said.
“Anypony.”
“Any what?”
“It’s pronounced ‘anypony’ darling.” Rarity said.
“Oh my God.” Deathstroke sighed as he massaged the temples of his head.
“It’s days like this that I wish that Adeline actually succeeded in killing me instead of just shooting my eye out.” He groaned.
“Y-Yes... Twilight told me about your…Wife, and what she did to you darling.” She said treading carefully on the touchy subject.
“Of course she would tell you all.” He sarcastically remarked.
“Twilight was quite worried that she scared you when she fell on top of you.” She said.
“Why would she think that it was a good idea to tell you that is beyond me.”
“She also sent a letter to the princess about it.” She said.
Deathstroke could only face palm at Twilight’s need to report everything.
“But I am serious. Why do you do this to yourself darling? Why don’t you let us help you?” She asked only for the colt to remain silent.
“You could have a fresh start. I don’t know anything about you really other than that you can fight and that you said you’re a mercenary. But that is no job for a colt you’re age.” She said with what Deathstroke could only describe as genuine worry.
A fresh start. Those words echoed through Deathstroke’s head. He had a job to do. A fresh start was just something that quite honestly made no sense to him. There was no way to truly have a fresh start, he was who he was. He is what he is and there was no changing that, no changing his past.
The colt got up and noticed that he was down to his under clothing.
“Where’s my armor and weapons?” He asked.
“Oh, I saw that they were dirty and scuffed so I cleaned them up for you.” She said as she took him to the armor.
When Deathstroke saw his armor he could believe how good his armor looked. It looked good as new. All of the dents and cut in it were fixed.
“I don’t know anything about fixing armor or the sort. But I like to think I did an amazing job.” She said with pride.
“I’ll say. It looks as good as new. Thanks.” He said with a hint of surprise.
“Why thank you darling.” She said as the colt put his armor and weapons back on.
“I must say that for a colt you are far more fit than any stallion I’ve ever seen.” Rarity said.
“My life kind of depends on me staying in shape when it comes to my line of work.” He said emotionlessly.
“Where are you going?” Rarity asked with concern.
“I’m leaving.” He said as he walked towards the door.
The young colt walked out of the room only for the white mare to chase after him.
“Wait, you can’t leave! It’s dangerous for you to be out in the Everfree forest all by yourself!” She pleaded.
“I killed every single one of the things that were trying to kill me in there. Now the predators in the forest stay clear of me.” He said in annoyance.
But Rarity didn’t give up.
“Well at least let me make you something to wear!” She pleaded.
“I’m fine with my armor.” He said as he continued his way towards the door.
“But wouldn’t it make much more sense to have an extra set of clothing so you can walk around without drawing attention to yourself!” She quickly added.
This caused Deathstroke to stop for a moment. She did have a point.
“It would make it less likely for anypony to find me…Did I just say anypony?”
“Excellent choice darling! Let’s get to work!” Rarity said as she quickly dragged the colt across the boutique and to her work area.
“I just need to get some measurements first.” She said to which he nodded and took off his armor and weapons as well as his under clothing.
Rarity was facing away at the time as she grabbed her measuring tape. When she turned around she saw the colt in his boxers. She froze for a moment.
She saw a colt that had numerous scars all over his body. She looked at the scars of slashes, stab, bullet, explosion, and blasts from meta-humans. The young mare put a hand to her mouth in shock.
“Is there a problem?”
Rarity was snapped out of her shock as she heard the one-eyed colt speak.
“Oh, I’m so sorry about that darling. I didn’t mean to stare at you like that. That was very unladylike thing to do.” She said as she quickly began to take the young colt’s measurements.
“Soooo…” Rarity said as she measured the colt’s waist line.
“You’re going to ask about the scars aren’t you?” He said with annoyance.
“Yes.” She said sheepishly.
“I got them from multiple wars. Let’s leave it at that.” He said with a sense of finality.
Though Rarity loved to gossip, she saw that this was not a normal chat amongst friends or news on what was going around town. This was a colt with a terrible horrific past. The fact that he had claimed to see war was very disturbing. She could see it in his eye that he was telling the truth. His eyes or in this case his one good eye appeared to be that of a very tired colt. One who had seen far too much in his life time. She was not going to pester the young colt. The last thing she wanted to do was hurt anypony’s feelings.
“I understand. I won’t pester you about it. Besides darling, your past is your past and I respect that. But if you ever want somepony to talk to you can always come to me. I’m always happy to help out a friend.” She said with a smile.
Deathstroke did not say anything. What used did he have for friends. Most of those he had called friends had either stabbed him in the back or died. But he did like the fact that this mare, Rarity respected his wishes. Quite frankly he figured that she would be bugging him about trying to find out more from him. But she just kept working silently as she took his measurements.
She walked off to grab something, as she did he couldn’t help but notice how her hips and swayed in a very seductive way. He could tell that she wasn’t doing it purposely and that was the way that she just naturally walked. None the less, it got his attention as he stared at her perfect ass.
Rarity came back shortly but dropped her red working glasses that she always wore whenever she worked on her designs and outfits. When she bent down to grab it she unknowingly gave him a peak at her voluptuous breasts.
“So, how’s your brother?” She asked the colt, snapping him out of his trance.
“Have you seen the news?”
“No, why?” Rarity asked.
“I think your Princess is going to have her work cut out for her.” He said which just confused the mare.
When she finished taking the colt’s measurements. She wrote down everything in her notepad.
“What type of clothing would you like darling?” She asked.
“Something with a hood that I can hide my face with. Something dark preferably.” He said.
“Very well darling, I must say you pull off the whole dark and mysterious look very well.” She said happily.
The colt said nothing as the mare got to work. As she worked on making the outfit she began to make conversation.
“I must say that I am quite surprised that you and my sister and her friends managed to find such precious gems. Those gems are all worth a fortune.” She said as she was making the colt’s clothing on her sewing machine.
“It must make things easier financially around here for you and your sister.” He said.
“I make more than enough money with my work darling. Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and I have all made sure that we put the fillies’ money in a savings account for them. We all agreed that they should have a college fund saved up for them. With that much money they could each go to college a few times over with multiple degrees. That money is theirs. All we ask is for them to get educations before they go nuts using it.” She said.
“A very smart move.” He said slightly surprised at her foresight, but he didn’t show it.
“But we did make sure that they had some spending money from it. Needless to say that the girls have been going nuts with it.” Rarity laughed at the last part.
“Oh yeah, what are they doing with it?” He asked out of boredom.
“What any foal does. Buying toys and video games and eating a lot of junk food and candy. Going to arcades and things like that.” She said with a smile.
“Makes sense.” He said.
“Tell me darling, how are you and your brother?” She asked.
“I’m going to kill Deadpool, does that answer your question?” He said which made the mare gasp.
“I understand that he may give you a hard time but he is still your brother! I agree that what happened outside was uncalled for, but that still doesn’t mean that violence is the answer!” She gasped. He gave her an ‘are you serious?’ look.
As the conversation moved forward Rarity tried to see if she could get the colt to open up.
“I must say I can’t help but wonder what your brother is doing. I mean he just left so suddenly after you both fought. I hope he isn’t doing anything dangerous.” She said with concern.
“He’s probably being an idiot.” Deathstroke said with annoyance.
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*Meanwhile*
Deadpool was back at the campsite as he made a giant chimichanga by hand.
“THIS IS MY CHIMICHANGA! THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MY OWN! WITHOUT ME IT IS USELESS! WITHOUT IT I AM USELESS!” The colt screamed as he finished making the chimichanga just as a giant manticore came out of the brush and growled at him
“SHUT UP!” Deadpool screamed at the manticore causing it to whimper and flee in terror as the colt began eating the chimichanga.
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“He can’t be that bad.” She said as she thought about everything that had previously happened when Deadpool was involved.
“On second thought darling, I take that back.” Rarity said with a sheepish grin.
As Rarity put the finishing touches on the young colt’s outfit she did a quick once over on the new set of clothing.
When she was satisfied with her work she handed them to the young colt.
As Deathstroke examined the clothing in his hands. A pair of grey cargo pants along with a black t-shirt along with a black hoodie that had a hole for his horn. Hell she even made him some extra underwear. The clothing had Rarity’s cutie mark sewn on it. He had to admit that her craftsmanship was remarkable. This was better than anything he had ever seen. The best part was that he could wear it over his armor and no one would ever know that he had his armor on underneath.
“This is amazing Rarity. It’s better than anything that I’ve ever seen before.” He said absentmindedly. He only then realized what he just said.
“Oh thank you darling!” She said as she wrapped the colt into a tight hug.
After she released him, he walked behind a changing screen to change.
As Rarity waited for the colt she couldn’t help but think about how this strange colt came to be here.
She remembered how the two colts fell from the sky. She was so worried for the little colts. She couldn’t see why the two of them tried to kill each other.
As she waited she couldn’t help but think about how the poor colt acted so cold towards everypony he came across.
She was extremely perplexed by how he was so built. For a colt his age he was muscular but not too muscular to where it looked disturbing. She couldn’t help but wonder who would force a mere foal to undergo such training. Not mention the scars that covered his body.
“Whoever it was must have put him through pure tarturas.” She thought to herself.
Rarity didn’t know why but something inside of her compelled to watch over the colt.
“This little colt needs me, it is my job. Neigh! My duty! To help this little colt in any way that I can!” She declared.
Deathstoke came out from behind the changing screen and stepped in front of one of Rarity’s giant mirrors.
He looked himself over in the mirror as he wore his new outfit.
“This is perfect… You really are a master of your trade.” He said.
“Oh! Why thank you darling.” She said with happiness and glee.
“How much do I owe you?” He asked as he changed back into his armor and then put his new clothing on over his armor.
“Oh you don’t owe me anything darling. I did this because I wanted too.” She said with a kind and caring smile.
“Thanks.” He said before he made his way to the door.
“Deathstroke.” Rarity called.
“Hm?” He turned around.
“You forgot this.” She said as she held up his cell phone.
He completely forgot that he even had his cellphone on him. He highly doubted that his phone would work in this world considering how technologically behind this world was.
“I put my cell phone number in here for you.” She said as she dialed her number in her phone. Rarity’s phone rang to which she pulled it out and went into her call log and added Deathstroke as a contact.
“And now I have you’re number.” She said with a smile.
“Apparently this world is not as behind in technology as I thought.” He said.
“Please call or text me if you ever just want to talk or anything like that darling.” She said with a kind smile.
“…I have the strangest feeling that you are going to text and call me nonstop if I don’t.” He said.
“Yes I will darling.” Rarity said in a sing song voice right before she walked up to the young colt and kissed him on the forehead, right under his horn. This was something her mother used to do for her when she was just a little filly whenever she had a bad day.
“Alright.” He grumbled. He said as he walked out of the boutigue.
As he walked off he took one last look at the Rarity’s swaying hips and ass. He found himself in a sort of trance. All he could focus on was the sway of her luscious ass and her elegant form. Her baby making hips. Everything about her was elegant.
He quickly shook his head as he snapped himself out of his trance.
“What the hell am I thinking!” He said to himself as he walked out the door and into town.
He pulled his hood over his head.
“Get your shit together man! The chances of me falling in love with these girls is likely as me falling in love with a tree hugging hippie. It’s never going to happen.” He said as he walked back to the forest.
At that moment Twilight Sparkle ran past him screaming.
“WHERE THE HELL ARE THOSE TWO!!!” Twilight screamed as she let a trail of smoke as she ran around Ponyville searching for him and Deadpool. She didn’t recognize Deathstroke thanks to his new clothing.
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“My Queen, no matter how many of our spies we send in they can’t seem to even come close to capturing the two colts. They always wind up dead.” Chrysalis’s top general said.
Chrysalis thought for a moment. Time was her enemy here. She had to get those colts before Celestia did otherwise her plans for conquering Equestria were shot to hell.
“It seems we have no choice but to invade.” She said.
“What!” The general was taken aback.
“We need to find those colts and fast.” She said.
“Forgive me my Queen for asking but what is the reason for such urgency.” He asked.
“Simple, according to ancient tomes male alicorns are able to imprint onto others by instinct. This creates a bond that is unbreakable.”
“Do you mean to tell me that they basically fall in love with everypony?” He asked.
“No, they only fall in love with a very select few, they only fall in love with those that they imprint on. If I can somehow get them and bring them here then I can make them imprint onto me. If I can do this then I can command them to fight and even train an even better army for me.” She said with an evil grin.
“And best of all. I can breed them. I’ll give birth to even stronger warriors!” She said as she licked her lips and chuckled evilly.
The changeling general could only shiver at her disturbing plan. But he did not question his orders.
“We managed to get a hold of some of the DNA samples that the Ponyville Hospital had of Deathstroke and Deadpool.” He said as he handed her the two vials of DNA which she grabbed.
“Excellent. I have an idea of what I could use those for.” She said as he bared her fangs in a grin.
The general tilted his head in confusion.
“Let’s just say that it never hurts to have a backup plan.” She said with a wicked grin.
“What do you have plan my Queen?”
“My plan may very well get us more powerful warriors like those two colts.” Chrysalis said.
“Are you planning on cloning them my Queen?” He asked to which the changeling queen rolled her eyes.
“No, that is nothing but science fiction. For somepony so smart you can be a real idiot at times.” She said in annoyance.
“This plan will be our back up plan.” She said as she began to laugh manically which made the changeling general shiver in fear.
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*Night 7*
It was the weekend as Ms. Cheerilee walked down the dirt road. She couldn’t help but think about Deathstroke and Deadpool. The two colts had refused to say anything about their parents other than what she had already been told.
Everyday the two colts left the school as fast as they could without telling anypony about where they were going. The school teacher had been asking around about the two if they knew anything about the two colts. Very few ponies knew anything about them. One of the ponies she met however told her that they last saw the two heading towards the Everfree forest.
She was sure that they were mistaken, nopony in their right mind would go into that place. It was dark and scary. The clouds and weather moved on their own and the animals took care of themselves. Not to mention the predators that lurked in the forest as well.
She could see the edged of the forest as she walked back to her house. She paused for a moment wondering if they were actually in there. She could leave it up to chance. As a teacher it was her job to make sure that her students were safe.
She walked to the edge carefully, predators never came this far out of the forest but that still didn’t make her feel any better. As she got closer to the forest she heard voices.
“Come on Deathstroke! Why are you so angry?” Deadpool’s voice echoed throughout the woods.
“Because of what you did you son of a bitch!”
“Come on! I was just messing around on live TV!” Deadpool said.
“Get down here!” Deathstroke shouted in anger as Ms. Cheerilee walked towards the voices.
“No! You’re gonna hurt me!” Deadpool shouted.
“Your damn right I’m gonna hurt you!” Deathstroke shouted in anger. Cheerilee could hear the two colts’ voices getting louder as she saw got closer.
At that moment she heard what sounded like a colt falling from a tree and hitting the ground hard.
“Finally I can get some sleep.” She heard the voice said.
As she continued to walk she eventually came upon a campsite where Deadpool and Deathstroke were both trying to sleep in their own sleeping bags.
She looked around and saw that the colts had their school supplies and things sitting right next to them as they both laid next to a roaring fire.
“Sweet Celestia! Have you both been living here?!” Cheerilee gasped.
“Yes, yes we have.” Deadpool said as he shot up from his sleeping bag.
Deathstroke growled at Deadpool as he got up.
“Look at what you’re stupidity has done now. You gave away our position like I said you would.” Deathstroke said angrily.
“This is no time for arguing you two, I have no idea why you two are here by yourselves but I won’t let you be in such a dangerous place by yourselves.” She said as she walked over to the two colts.
“You two can stay at my place with me and we can sort this out over there.” She said as she grabbed both of the colts’ hands.
Before Deathstroke could say anything Deadpool teleported the three of them along with their stuff.
Ms. Cheerilee was caught off guard by the teleportation while Deathstroke just sighed.
“You know what? Fuck it! Just fuck it! After everything that has happened this week, I don’t give a rat’s ass anymore.” Deathstroke said as he face palmed.
Author's Note
Deathstroke is getting into some 'interesting' situations with Fluttershy, Rarity, and Twilight! It's kind of obvious that they are going to end up in a herd with him. But who would you all like to see in Deathstroke and Deadpool's herds.
I'll focus on Deadpool meeting other mares later on.
As you can see Deadpool and Pinkie are really hitting it off.
Also, what is Chrysalis's back up plan! You'll have to wait and find out!
One big thing I forgot to mention. Incase you were wondering, Deadpool and Deathstroke are tall compared to most colts and fillies their age. A lot of readers were wondering about that, ponies are similar in height to humans. Deathstroke and Deadpool are slightly taller due to being alicorns.
Also, a big shout out to Xinrick and qazse for helping me out with ideas for the story.
Also, another big shout out to my new editor HydraLightning!
Second Chances for Death's Friends
Chapter 5 - A Being of True Chaos
Edited by: HydraLightning
Chapter 5 - A Being of True Chaos
*Manehattan – 1 week ago, around the same time Deadpool and Deathstroke crash landed in Ponyville*
A young unicorn filly by the name of Lost Soul was hiding inside of an old card board box in an old dark alley as the sky turned orange from the setting sun. Her stomach was growling from hunger. She was running low on money.
As she laid on her side curled up into a ball she couldn’t help but let her mind wander to how she got into this predicament.
Her father.
This was all her father’s fault.
Her father took away everything that she ever cared about. Her father would always beat and abuse not just her but her mother as well.
Her mother.
Her mother was the only good thing that had ever happened to her. Even on the worst of days she good bring a smile to her face. Lost Soul smiled softly as she remembered how her mother would stroke her mane and tell her everything was going to be all right. Her mother was from Neighpan while her so called father was from Equestria. Her mother would tell her stories and fairytales from her homeland. She remembered falling asleep in her mother’s arms as she tried to gain some comfort from the memories.
But then her smiled quickly disappeared and became a frown as she remembered the worst day of her life. Her mother and her had moved to Neighpan 6 years ago in an attempt to escape her father. For 4 years they lived in pure bliss and peace in happiness. But at the end of the fourth year her father had found out where she was and sent his lackeys after her and her mother. They dragged them both back to Equestria… Then he murdered her mother right in front of her.
She clenched her eyes shut as she remembered that day as hot tears streamed down her cheeks. The only reason why he didn’t kill her was because he needed an heir to his criminal empire. Her father was the leader of his own crime syndicate, which was very rare in Equestria. Crime was almost unheard of. She wanted nothing to do with it. She just wanted to live in peace and be loved.
For a whole year she had to live with that psychotic bastard all by herself. No pony dared stand up to him. For a whole year she was beaten and abused. Even before that she was abused for years by her father. Tortured both physically and mentally.
That whole year she kept looking for a way to escape. She got lucky. She managed to take some of her father’s money and sneak out before he even noticed the money was missing when the thugs that he posted on her to keep her from escaping had to change shifts.
Which leads her up to now. Now 13, she had been on the run for a year now. Naturally her father and his ‘associates’ had been searching for her. She would stay either in a hotel or dark alley way or on the streets. She tried to make the money last, but now she was running down to the last of it. She was staying inside of a cheap motel until she saw some of her father’s guys at the front desk asking some questions. She grabbed what she could and snuck out of the room through a window before they could even get to her room.
That was two days ago, now she was sitting in a dark alley way. She stared at her blue cat ear hat. It was the only thing she had of her mother besides the locket of her that had a picture of her and her mother together and a teddy bear that her mother gave her.
“Why can’t they just leave me alone?” She said as tears streamed down her face.
“Just for once in my life, I wish I could have a friend. Someone that could be there for me and I for them.” She said as she put the hat back on her head.
Just at that moment something bright came crashing from the sky and into the shadowy alley. The little filly saw a huge flash of light as the unknown object crashed into the brick wall of the dead end of the alley before falling into a pile of trash cans and broken glass and garbage.
The filly covered her head and hid. But as soon as she saw that nothing else had happened she hesitantly decided to go and check it out.
As the little unicorn approached her eyes went wide in shock and horror.
Laying covered in his own blood was a little colt.
“A-Are you okay?” She asked only for the colt to groan and shakily stand up and face her. His face as well as his cloths were stained with his blood from his fall. He was swaying back and forth barely conscious.
That’s when she saw it, he had both a horn and wings. But his wings were bent and broken out of shape, no doubt from the fall. She wondered what an alicorn was doing here.
“Oookay…I definitely broke something that time.” He groaned before collapsing, luckily the young filly quickly caught him just in time.
“I have to get you to a hospital!” Lost Soul said with panic as she helped him to walk and tried to get him to safety as she flung his arm over her shoulder and pulled him along. The mysterious colt was unconscious but still moaning in pain.
“Don’t worry, I’m taking you to the hospital right now!” She said with panic.
“You and your friend won’t be going anywhere Lost Soul.” A voice said from the opening of the alleyway.
Lost Soul quickly turned her attention towards the voice. The young filly felt terror shoot through her body as she saw a very menacing griffon hen that she knew all too well. The griffon had grey feathers and a black beak with light make up covering her face, she wore a business suit with a very short business skirt.
“Zendana.” The filly said with a quivering voice.
“You had me running all over Manehattan looking for you. How you dodged us for a year is beyond me, but all that matters is that we’ve got you now you little bitch!” She said with malice as a group of mares came out in black suits and sunglasses.
Zendana was her father’s personal bodyguard as well as her personal caretaker. If it wasn’t her father beating her around it was Zendana. She had plenty of bruises and talon scar marks all over her body to prove it. When Zendana wasn’t beating her around then the griffon was fucking her father. She was basically her father’s bodyguard and personal whore all wrapped up into one.
“Why don’t you come along nice and quietly and I promise to kill your little friend quickly. From the looks of it I’d just be putting him out of his misery. If anything I’d be doing him a favor.” Zendana laughed as her and her goons started to get close.
“Can someone tell the over grown turkey over there to shut the hell up.” The knocked out colt groaned in pain.
This just pissed off the griffon as she walked over to the bloodied colt.
“Trust me, you do not want to piss me off kid!” She said as she stared at the bloodied colt. Blood covered every inch of the colt’s body making it impossible to tell what color his fur and mane were. Same went for his clothing. The only thing she could make out was a trench coat that he was wearing that was stained badly with blood. But that’s when she saw it. She saw two broken wings were twitching behind his back as well as the horn on his head.
“You’re an alicorn!” She gasped as her group began to speak amongst themselves.
“We could make a lot of money from him.” One of the mares said.
“You’re right! Change of plans, we nab them both.” The hen said with an evil smirk.
“What do we do?” Lost Soul said with panic in her voice as she stepped back while still trying to carry the colt to safety.
“I have… an… idea.” The alicorn colt gasped.
“You do! What is it!” She said.
“There’s a syringe with adrenaline in my jacket. I’m too banged up to even fight in my current condition, too many broken bones… but if you can inject that into me, then it will numb the pain just long enough for me to handle these dumbasses or whatever the hell they are… I just need you to carry me to a hospital afterwards because when the stuff wears off I’ll pass out from the pain.” The colt said grunting through the pain as he tried to hold onto whatever bit of consciousness he had.
The filly nodded and reached into his jacket and found the syringe. Before she could do anything she was pulled away harshly from the young colt and punched in the stomach by Zendana. Lost Soul felt the air leave her lungs as she flew backwards into the wall while still clutching the syringe.
“How many times am I gonna have to teach you a lesson you little brat.” Zendana said with an evil smile as she began to walk towards the filly.
“Oh, the over grown turkey thinks she’s a badass.” The colt laughed in between gasps of pain as two of the evil mares grabbed his arms and held him up and in place.
“What did you call me?” the griffon growled as she approached the colt.
“Oh what’s a matter, the turkey bitch can’t understand little ole’ me. Let me speak in your native tongue. Gobble, gobble!” He said grunting through the pain only to receive a swift punch to the face from the enraged hen.
“Shut the fuck up you little shit!” She barked. But to her surprise he began to laugh.
“What the fuck are you supposed to be anyway? I have no idea what any of you even are.” He said with a laugh.
“Shut up you little shit stain!” Zendana said as she punched the colt in the stomach causing him to cough up some blood.
Lost Soul was worried, she realized what the colt was trying to do. He was trying to draw the attention away from so she could have an opening. But unfortunately she was being held by one of the suited mares.
Zendana then turned around and came walking towards her. At that moment Lost Soul had an idea, she quickly grabbed the syringe with her magic and flung it in the direction of the griffon hen who dodged it effortlessly.
“That was pathetic. You couldn’t even hit the broad side of a barn!” The griffon laughed.
“I wasn’t aiming for you.” The filly said trying to keep up a brave face despite her fear.
“She was aiming for me.” The colt said causing both of them to turn around.
(Start Song)
On the ground was an empty syringe in front of the young colt. The filly and the hen’s eyes turned to pin pricks at what they saw. The two mares that were restraining the young colt were dead. One of the dead mares was lying face down in a pool of her own blood while the other one was being used as a dummy by the colt.
The colt moved the dead mare’s mouth, making it look like she was talking as if she were a puppet in a horrific puppet show.
“Be careful! This one looks tough!” He made the dead mare say in a high squeaky voice.
“Oh really!” He said to the corpse before tossing the corpse to the side as if it were nothing.
“You underestimate me.” He said as a sadistic grin spread across his face as he tossed off his trench coat.
Before Zendana could even react she was sent flying back by a gloved fist that belonged to the little colt. Her back hit the wall causing her to grunt in pain.
“Play time.” The blood covered colt said with a gigantic grin as the crime mares lunged at him.
The first two mares pulled out knives and slashed at the colt to which he simply dodged the strikes as if they were nothing.
He threw a bone snapping kick to the first mare’s wind pipe, crushing it on impact. He caught the now choking mare’s knife and slashed the other mare’s throat before stabbing the knife back into its owners skull.
All of the thugs began to back away in fear at the sight of their colleagues being brutally murdered in front of them.
Zendana stared in horror at what she just saw. This colt just killed four of her subordinates like they were nothing. The hen couldn’t help but feel her stomach churn as the colt grab another thug and begin to repeatedly smash her brains into the wall over and over again. The mare’s skull kept making a splattering sound over and over again as it hit the wall before her lifeless body was thrown to the ground.
The colt then slowly turned towards the other mares and stared at them for a second.
“Give it up, you can’t win! You’re outnumbered!” Zendana said as she stood back up and took a stance. To her surprise the colt began to laugh. He laughed and he laughed hysterically.
Some of the thugs began to shake in fear. One of the mares fired a bolt of magic at the colt only for him to dodge it and stomp both of his hooves, causing a knife blade to pop out of the tips of his shoes.
He slammed a high kick to the mare’s throat, the shoe knife severing her carotid artery. As another mare came into the fray firing magic at him, he flipped sideways and slammed a kick into the mare’s stomach, the blade slicing open her stomach causing some of her intestines and organs to fall out onto the ground.
Five more suited mares came running down the alleyway towards him. The colt reached into his jacket and pulled out a gun and fired five shots. The mares’ skulls exploded in with blood and brain matter exploding everywhere. Most of it covering Zendana.
As the last of the thugs were now dead, the young colt turned and began to slowly walk towards the now shaking hen.
“Well, well, what happened to your cocky attitude-”
The hen slashed her claws at the colt only for him to leap backwards and take up a boxing stance.
“Ooooh, the turkey wants to fight! Looks like thanksgiving came early for me!” The colt laughed as the hen lunged at him.
Lost Soul couldn’t believe what she was seeing. Her father’s lackey were some of the strongest ponies that she had ever seen. Most of them were ex-guards or police. Yet here was this young colt who was taking down these deadly mares like they were nothing. She was horrified by the fact that he had killed them and was still throwing up at what she saw. But this was a life or death situation and this colt was doing something no pony had ever done for her except for her mother. He was protecting her.
As she wiped away the last of the bile from her mouth from where she threw up at what she saw, she turned her attention back to the young colt.
He was dodging the griffon’s talons and strikes as if they were nothing. The young colt ducked and weaved and delivered strong punches of his own that sent the griffon stumbling backwards with a bloodied beak.
He then delivered a backwards spin kick which sent the hen flying backwards into the wall. The hen coughed up blood as the colt then pulled out his gun again and aimed it at the hen.
“W-Wait!”
*BANG!*
The bullet ripped through the hen’s leg, causing her to scream in agony. The colt began to lose his balance as he legs became shaky. Despite the pain that wracked her body Zendana took advantage of the moment and forced herself up and limped out of the alleyway and down the street.
“Dammit… I missed.” The colt said as he fell to his knees and managed to put the gun away. The colt strained himself by turning to the nearest corpse and pulled out a few bags filled to the brim with bits. The young colt looked inside the bag and laughed and for no reason whatsoever tossed the bags to the young filly.
(Stop Song)
“Here you go kiddo! Buy yourself something nice!” He said before passing out on the ground.
Lost Soul looked into the bag and couldn’t believe it! The bags were filled to the brim with bits!
“Is he insane!? Why is he giving these to me!? She asked herself as she quickly tucked the bag of bits away in her jacket. She quickly ran over to the colt and picked him up as best as she could. She dragged him over to the opening of the alleyway and out onto the sidewalk where a bunch of ponies gathered around to see what the commotion was.
“H-HELP, SOMEPONY HELP!” The little filly screamed for help as she dragged the bloodied colt to safety.
“What happened?” A mare carrying her foal in her arms asked with worry.
“M-My friend was attacked in that alley way! He m-managed to fight them off!” She said shakily as she was on the verge of tears at remembering the whole slaughter fest that took place in the alleyway just moments before.
The mare along with a few others looked down the alleyway and gasped in horror. The mare quickly covered her foal’s eyes.
“Quick, somepony get the guard!” She shouted as some ponies ran off to do just that as a bunch of other mares gathered around Lost Soul and the mysterious colt.
“Are you two alright?”
“What happened?”
“Is he alright?”
The ponies that gathered around were asking with worry.
The young filly could only stare at the colt on the ground speechlessly. His body was still covered from top to bottom in blood.
The little colt’s clothing was soaked with blood. From the looks of it he was wearing some type of expensive suit. It would have to be cleaned thoroughly to even have a chance to get the blood off. His mane and fur were so soaked with blood that she couldn't even tell what color they were. But from what she could tell his mane went a little past his shoulders. She cringed at the site of his broken wings that twitched every now and then. But when her eyes landed on his horn she felt her breath leave her.
His horn curved back. Her mother told her stories about a race of ponies that had curved horns. They were called Shadow ponies and were believed to be extinct. The last known shadow pony that was seen was King Sombra.
Legend had it that they had a type of magic that only they could use, not even the princess could use there type of magic nor did they know how it worked or anything about it for that matter. They were so secretive in their ways that they refused to teach the princesses their style of magic and even refused to even meet with them.
From the stories her mom told her, they were known for secretly helping ponies out all throughout Neighpan. While some of them liked to cause mischief but were harmless in their pranks. Very few of them were ever evil. But the ones that were, were very dangerous beyond belief. But the good ones kept them in line.
But unfortunately a horde of Wendigoes attacked a settlement filled with ponies, griffons, and many other creatures. They came out of nowhere and defeated the Wendigoes. But sadly they were all wiped out. Nopony has ever seen one since, with the exception of King Sombra.
“I-Is he an alicorn?” The same mare that was holding the baby asked.
“Yes.” She answered absent mindedly.
That was another thing that confused her. What was an alicorn doing in a back alley? Where did he come from? Why did he help her?
At that moment the filly heard the sound of clinking armor as a group of guardsmares came running towards them.
“What happened?” One of the guards asked to which Lost Soul told them what had happened in the alleyway.
The guard looked horrified as what she just heard and turned to the unconscious colt. She saw the bloodied blades on his shoes and then looked down the alleyway and saw the dead bodies.
“Oh Celestia! Did he k-kill them?!” The guard said as she tried to keep from vomiting.
“You bet your bippy I did, ha!” The colt said lifting his head off the ground before letting it fall back down to the ground.
“Are you alright?” The guardsmare asked the colt.
“I don’t know, you tell me!” He said in a sarcastic tone as he managed to force himself to sit up.
Everypony gasped in shock and horror when they saw his wings that were bent and broken. Every time his wings twitched a low sickening crack was heard every time.
“Your hurt don’t move! The ambulance carriage is on its way!” The guard ordered.
The colt then threw up what looked like a gallon of blood and then collapsed back onto his back, hurting his wings worse causing him to scream in pain to which he passed out.
Eventually the two of them were taken to the hospital. Lost Soul saw the colt that rescued her being wheeled off on a gurney into an operating room. A guard took a statement from her. Normally she would avoid any attention, especially from the guard. But there was no way to avoid it in this case. As soon as they patched her up she ran off. She knew it was only a matter of time before her father found out where she was.
Thanks to the money the colt gave her she would be set for a while.
As she ran off she could only pray that the colt made it. She had tears stream down her face. She turned back and faced the hospital one last time.
Unfortunately for them the only hospital that was nearby was a mental asylum for children. She stared at the sign that read:
Manehattan Children’s Mental Asylum
“Please be okay.” Was all she could say as she turned and ran for her life as she saw some very familiar suited ponies go walking into the asylum.
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Zendana ran for her life screaming and panting hysterically as she limped while trying to run for her life.
In her whole entire life she had never been so terrified.
Her leg was searing with mind numbing pain. But she didn’t care. She had to get away. She had to get away from that colt.
“HE’S A DEMON! HE’S GONNA KILL ME! I HAVE TO GET AWAY!” Was all she could think of as she limped for her life through the crowded streets of Manehattan.
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*Manehattan Child’s Asylum – Present Time*
In a white ICU room a young colt was lying in bed with an IV hooked up into his arm. His wings were wrapped tightly against his back in bandages with tiny splints to hold them in place.
The room was filled with equipment. A group of crystals was hanging over the young colt emitting a bright blue aura that was slowly mending and healing the colt’s body.
“Is it true what they said?” A nurse asked an orderly.
“Yeah, he fought off and killed twelve mares that were working for that organized crime syndicate.” The mare answered the nurse with a solemn look.
“What! I thought that group was just a myth!” The nurse said with a hand to her mouth in shock.
“Apparently they weren’t.” The orderly said with a somber expression as she and her friend checked back into the room and saw the little colt sleeping soundly.
“Poor little dear. He’s must be in so much pain right now. The fact that he was forced to take a life in order to save him and his little friend is just so sad.” The nurse said.
“How long have they been having those healing crystals on him?” The orderly asked.
“For a week straight. He was in so bad of shape that they weren’t even able to clean the blood off of him without hurting him. Unfortunately they found this out after they splinted his wings. Luckily the crystals have a disinfecting spell going on them. Even though they haven’t cleaned the blood off of him, there’s no risk of him getting an infection or something.” The nurse replied.
“Still, I don’t think I could ever stand being covered from head to hoof in blood.” She said with a shiver.
“I still can’t believe that he’s an alicorn.” The orderly added.
“I know, right? We’ve been trying to contact Canterlot but all of the telephones have been down for the past two weeks. The weather team’s planned storm took fried all of the communications by accident and now the whole hospital has to be rewired with new phone lines.” The nurse said with a sigh.
“Where were his herd mothers during all of this?”
“I don’t know, there has been a search for the colt’s family but nothing has come up yet.” The nurse answered.
“It’s been a week now, he should be healed enough for us to get him cleaned up.” The nurse added as her and the orderly both walked into the room with the young colt.
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The alicorn colt was walking down a narrow corridor. The whole room was dark. His footsteps echoed loudly as he kept walking. He felt as if he were walking to his own death.
Eventually a bunch of lights turned on, all of them going down the corridor. He saw his reflection in a puddle. His face was covered by a mask that looked sort of like an oddly shaped glass dome. It even had a cape.
The young colt followed the trail of lights down the corridor.
All of a sudden. A loud bang was heard behind the colt.
He turned around only to see a figure that was very familiar to him. He ran as fast as he could. He ran for his life.
“GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!” The colt screamed.
The figure gave chase after the little colt.
“You have nowhere to run.” The figure said.
“STAY BACK!” The colt screamed as he ran only to come to a stop as he ended up at a ledge of a metal platform. There was nowhere for him to run. He was trapped.
Below him was a giant vat of a green glowing liquid.
He turned around to see the figure walking towards him.
“Wait! Stay back!” He said as the figure grabbed him and lifted him up over his head.
“NO! NO! NOOOOOOO!” The colt screamed as he was thrown into the vat of chemicals and washed away.
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The nurse and the orderly were both bathing the young colt as best as they could. They had the shower going as they laid him on a bench and were trying to clean the blood out of his fur and mane.
The two mares tried to scrub the blood out of the colt’s fur as best as they could but they found the task difficult.
“The blood won’t come out!” The orderly said.
“At least we don’t have to worry about him being awake during this. Can you image how the poor dear would react if he saw himself covered in blood!?” The nurse said.
At that moment the colt’s eyes shot open.
“Damn…I feel like I got hit by a truck.” He said.
At that moment he spotted the two mares that were bathing him. To say things were very awkward would be a huge understatement. Especially considering what part of him they were currently cleaning.
“GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY JUNK!” He said as he kicked the orderly in the chest, sending her stumbling back into the wall. She slipped and fell to the floor of the shower.
The nurse tried to restrain the colt and calm him down only to be shoved back as he jumped up and took a fighting stance. This caused the splints on his wings to come undone and fall off and his now healed wings to spread open widely in agitation.
“C-Calm down! We’re not going to hurt you!” The nurse said as the orderly got up from the ground. Her scrubs now soaking wet.
“Little one, please calm down! We were just trying to clean you up! That’s why we’re in a shower washing you off!” The orderly said fearfully.
“What are you?” the colt asked as he narrowed his eyes in confusion.
“We’re ponies…just like you…your highness.” She quickly added the last part.
“Ponies? Your highness? What are you talking about?” The young colt said as he looked down at his body and saw that he was covered in dried blood.
“I’m covered in blood…Nothing new there.” He said to the two mares shock. As he looked down again he saw something that made his eyes turn to pinpricks.
“MY DICK! WHERE IS MY DICK!” He screamed in panic and rage.
“W-What! I-It’s still there!” The nurse said with confusion and some panic.
“NO! MY BALLS ARE STILL THERE! BUT MY DICK IS NOWHERE TO BE SEEN!” The colt screamed as he grabbed a nearby bottle of rubbing alcohol that the two mares were trying to use to clean the blood out of his fur and mane and broke the bottle. He held the bottle like a knife and pointed the sharp end at the mares.
“IF YOU DON’T TELL ME WHERE MY DICK IS THEN TWO BITCHES ARE ABOUT TO GET CUT!!!” He screamed in pure rage as he got closer with the broken glass bottle.
“Your sheathe! It’s in your sheathe!” The nurse screamed in terror.
“…My what?” The colt said in confusion.
After a very embarrassing conversation about equine anatomy, and after checking for himself and seeing that he still had his male parts. The colt managed to calm down.
“See! Your dick is still there! Now can you please put down the broken bottle?” The nurse begged.
“Ahhh!!! Alright.” He said as he threw the glass bottle behind himself. The sound of glass shattering could be heard.
“Sorry about that ladies. How long have I been out?” He said with a smile. Scaring the mares at his sudden mood change.
“A w-week.” They both said.
This seemed to not really bother the colt as he shrugged it off.
“I’m guessing I’m in a hospital.” He said.
“Y-Yes… A mental asylum for foals.”
“Foals… as in kids right?” He asked.
“Y-Yes.” The orderly answered with fear.
“Well that’s ironic… I’m back in the nut house…again.” He said with a deadpan expression.
“Well… You two seem kind of scared. So why don’t I just shower off this blood. You can calm down. Then we can play twenty questions with each other. Sound good??” He asked with a disturbing smile spreading across his face.
“Y-Yeah! Sounds great!” The two said as they both ran off to get the doctor.
The colt got into the shower and began to wash the blood off of him. He had washed blood off of himself thousands of times. This was nothing new to him.
“Just where the hell am I? Last thing I remember was I was trying to lie low. I was wearing my disguise and was walking on the bridge when I saw a bus come flying down the street out of nowhere. I could have sworn I saw Deathstroke fighting some other guy on top of a bus. Then there was a bright flash and that’s all I remember. Just what the hell happened?” The colt thought to himself.
“I’ve never seen creatures like those before.” He said as he looked into a tiny hand mirror that was in the shower.
“It looks like I’ve been turned into one of them and I’m a kid no less.” He said as he looked over his new body.
“It looks like I have both a horn and wings. Why did they call me ‘your highness’ anyway? And why is that I have a curved horn and theirs is straight?” He thought aloud.
As he washed the last remnants of blood out of his fur and mane, it swirled down the drain and disappeared altogether.
The colt then stepped out of the shower ad found his cloths. The blood was washed out of them and they looked completely brand new. He slipped them on and figured he could get the answers later.
“Oh well. It looks like this world could be very interesting, in fact I can’t wait to have a little fun. Hehehe…hahaha! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!” The young alicorn began to laugh insanely as he looked at himself in the mirror.
When he finally began to calm down he turned to see a group of four doctors standing at the doorway to the bathroom. By his guess they were all female.
From the looks of it they were all greatly disturbed by the scene in front of them as he tried to control his fit of laughter. The young colt tried to stop his laughter completely but even that was a challenge. But eventually he did stop.
“A-Are you alright?” One of the doctors asked.
“Yes…Yes I am…Soooooo…How can I help you?” He said with a gigantic smile spreading across his face.
“We were hoping you would be up to answering a few questions. But first we need to examine you?” The doctor said as she regained her composure.
“But of course. Please lead the way.” He said with a slight bow. The mares took him to an examination room and performed a very thorough exam on him. They were surprised that the young colt was able to stand. The doctor said he had healed up nicely but he still wasn’t fully healed yet. But at least he could move around freely. The doctors were caught off guard by the fact that he had canine teeth and could eat meat. One thing did catch the colt’s attention during the whole examination. The doctors kept taking multiple samples from him. They took quite a few blood samples, hair samples, and skin samples, you name it. Anything that could be studied they took a sample of it.
As they walked down the hallway heading to another room. They passed by a lot of little colts and fillies. Some of them seemed just fine which he guessed were afflicted with mild or less severe mental problems while others showed more severe symptoms. One little colt was bashing his head against a wall to the point where he was drawing blood. Luckily a nurse was nearby and she stopped him before he could do any real damage.
The nurse spoke softly and lovingly to the colt telling him that everything was going to be alright as she gently carried him to an examination room to treat his injury.
The alicorn colt looked around and saw that there were doctors and nurses everywhere. To his surprise he saw that there was at least one nurse or doctor assigned to each child. And they were actually doing their jobs, they were actually helping the patients. This place actually had a happy atmosphere to it.
“Something wrong?” One of the doctors asked in concern.
“Nothing, it’s just…strange.” The young alicorn said.
“What is?” She asked.
“Out of all of the insane asylums I’ve been sent to, I’ve never seen one where every single one of the patients are actually assigned a doctor or nurse to them. Some of them even have two or more doctors with them. Usually it’s one doctor working with multiple patients.” He said with genuine surprise as they continued to walk down the twisting and turning hallways.
“Y-You’ve been to other mental institutes before?” One of the other doctors asked shakily to which the colt nodded.
“W-Well to answer your question the government pays for all forms of medical care. The Princesses spare no expense what so ever. So no pony has to pay a single bit for any form of medical treatment. Specialists are sent in to help those in need. Didn’t they do that for you?” She asked.
“No actually, they just threw me into a cold damp cell and left me to rot, saying I was nothing but a nuisances to society that should be locked away or killed. Worst of all in any other circumstance I would be forced to pay for the ‘treatment’ they gave me.” He said as his demented smile returned.
“They what!” The all said in panic.
“What was the name of the asylum you were in?” The nurse quickly asked as she began to take notes.
“Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane.” He answered.
“W-What? Who would put foals your age in there! Where was this at?! There’s no way that could happen in Equestria!” She answered.
“I don’t know where this Equestria is. But I’m from the country of the United States, I lived in a place called Gotham city. On its outskirts is where the asylum is.” He answered smiling. This horrified the doctors. Despite all of the horrifying things he was telling them he still maintained that ungodly smile.
“W-We have to go check on some things.” One of the doctors said as she and two other doctors walked down a separate hallway leaving the colt with only one doctor.
“So I’m guessing you’re the psychiatrist?” He said to which the mare nodded.
“I am. I’m Doctor Sweet Heart.” She said, the colt could only look at her with a expression that said ‘are you freaking serious?’. The colt simply shrugged and kept walking with the mare.
“So what was with the blood samples and stuff?” He asked as they entered what looked like a play room.
“Oh well, you’re the first shadow pony to ever be seen in thousands of years. Quite frankly shadow ponies are believed to be extinct, then there’s the fact that you’re an alicorn. The Princesses will want to meet you. This is literally a huge moment in history! But we do have a lot of things we need to talk about little one.” She said as they both sat down at a tiny children’s table.
“Princesses? What Princesses?” He asked all of a sudden going on full alert.
“You don’t know who the Princesses are?!” She said as if he grew a second head. The young doctor saw that he was serious.
“I am from another country.” He said which she seemed to realize at that moment.
“Sorry about that, I forgot about that part.” She said with a sheepish grin.
“Why did those two nurses call me ‘your highness’?” He asked.
“Because you’re an alicorn.” She said.
“What’s that?” He asked.
“It’s a pony that has both a horn and wings.” She said.
“Do you want to play with some of the toys while we talk?” She asked with a gentle smile on her face hoping that this would get him to open up to her and feel comfortable.
“Ah play therapy! Good choice in your approach but very predictable. You want me to play with some toys so I can feel comfortable and open up to you. You lull me into a sense of security with you and watch me play with the toys and interpret what it means.” The colt said, his smile growing even bigger.
Doctor Sweet Heart was speechless at his knowledge of psychology. Even though he took her completely by surprise she managed to regain her composure.
“Would you like to paint a picture instead?” She asked.
“Art therapy, you have me paint or draw a picture and you ask me questions as I make the picture to see what emotions I’m feeling and to help you interpret what the painting/drawing means. There has been a lot of criticism about its credibility though.” He said as he looked at his gloved hand for a moment.
“You sure know a lot about psychology.” She said.
“When you’ve been to as many psychiatrists as I have you, learn a thing or two.” He said as if it were nothing. Dr. Sweet Heart gained a very serious expression.
“We need to talk about something serious. Y-You killed t-twelve mares a week ago. I know it was in self-defense for yourself and your friend Lost Soul. But we need to talk about it.”
“Who’s Lost Soul?” He asked.
“The little filly you saved. Aren’t you two friends?”
“Ah, her. We actually just met really. So we helped each other out. How is she anyway?” He answered.
“She’s okay but unfortunately she ran off and left the hospital before we could do anything. She saved your life by bringing you in here.”
“Hm…Yeah, she did save my ass.” He said.
“Language! Little colt’s do not talk like that!” Doctor Sweet Heart said with an angry look. But to her surprise he looked down at the ground in shame.
“I’m sorry…Just after everything that has happened…” He trailed off.
“Oh I’m sorry honey… You feel bad. I shouldn’t have gotten angry like that. You feel guilty over killing those mares.” She said apologetically.
“Not really, quite frankly I couldn’t care less about those bitches.” He said as his demented smile came back in full force. The mare reared back in horror at what she had just heard.
“Why don’t we just get down to the questions you were wanting to ask me? Okay?” He said to her, unnerving her. At that moment a stallion wearing a doctor’s outfit came into the room and sat down in a chair.
“A-Alright… How old are you?”
“15.” He lied. In actuality, he was in his late twenties to early thirties.
“Where are your parents?” She asked.
“They’re both dead… at least I think they are… I honestly have no memory of my past”
“I’m so sorry…Wait a minute! You have no memory of your past!?” She asked with pure shock.
“Nope.” He answered simply.
“Um where do you live?” She asked.
“Nowhere currently.” He answered.
“You’re homeless?” The stallion asked.
“For the moment, yes. Who are you?” The colt asked as he eyed the stallion intently.
“I’m Dr. Sound Mind. A psychiatrist. We’ll be recording this whole session if that’s alright with you.” He said as he looked at the colt with a smile.
“Sure why not, I mean she kept that little tape recorder in her pocket the whole time thinking that I was too stupid to even notice what was going on as she took her notes in her little journal. Suuure why not. I mean you’re only asking me if it’s alright so you can try to make me feel like I have a choice in the matter so I can feel comfortable enough to hopefully open up to you so suuuuuure, why the hell fucking not!” He stated. Dr. Sound Mind and Dr. Sweet Heart were speechless. But the two psychiatrists managed to snap out of their shock.
“Can you tell me about this Arkham Asylum that you were at?” Sound Mind asked as Sweet Heart set the tape recorder on the middle of the table.
“Yes well, everyone there is either classified as mentally insane or mentally ill. You have to be a real whack job to get in there or so they say.” He answered.
“Would you say that you are mentally ill?” The stallion asked.
“That’s what it says on my medical records. That and ‘the subject is bat shit insane!’ but that’s what every single psychiatrist I’ve ever met said about me. But what do they know.” He said as he leaned back in his chair.
The two doctors look at each other uneasily. They both knew that something was not right with this colt but everything he was telling them was very disturbing.
“What were the doctors like in Arkham?” Dr. Sweet Heart asked.
“They were cold, uncaring, and only cared about clocking out and getting paid than actually doing their job. But that’s just my opinion. Quite frankly they seemed afraid of me and the others.” He said.
“Others? Are talking about the other patients?” Sound Mind asked.
“Yes.”
“How many patients the asylum has?” The mare asked.
“I’d say that it has approximately…5000 patients.” He said with a shrug.
“5000!” The doctors shrieked in shock
“That’s what I just said. But it wasn’t all bad. I did have fun there with some of my old ‘friends’.” The colt said with an emphasis on the word friends as an evil grin spread across his face.
“How about you tell us about your friends.” The mare asked.
“Well we’re all locked up in our cells on the top floor in maximum security and-”
“Maximum security! Why would they put you there? And why would they put you in cells!” Sweet Heart said outraged.
“These two are as dumb as a sack of hammers.” The colt said in a low voice.
“What was that?” The two asked confused.
“Nothing.” He said waving it off before continuing.
“We all have a history with each other. I mean we all have to eat in the same cafeteria and shower in the same room together and sometimes be cell mates. When you’re force to be that close to each other you tend to learn a whole lot about each other. I think the two that I was around the most were Poison Ivy and Harvey.” The young alicorn explained.
“Are they foals like you?” The mare asked.
“If you’re asking if they’re the same age as me then yes, yes they are.” The colt says as he rolls his eyes.
“Harvey? I’ve never heard a name like that before.” The stallion says.
“Everyone calls him Two-Face. But I call him Harvey.” The colt answered.
“Why do they call him Two-Face?” The mare asked.
“The left side of his body and face is burnt and horribly scarred. It affected his mind so badly that he decides everything with a flip of a coin, it gave him a split personality disorder. I’ve seen him use his coin to decide whether or not to kill someone.”
“W-What!” The two gasped.
“Yeah, that son of a bitch has it out for me. Don’t know why though.” The colt added as he leaned back in his chair as his psychotic smile came back.
“A-And you said this is an asylum for the criminally insane? Why would they put you foals there?” Sweet Heart asked.
“It’s a state run asylum and the only one around that the state believes is qualified to ‘handle our special cases.” The young colt said with a laugh.
“Special cases?” The mare asked.
“Certain patients are a little special. Like Killer Croc who is part reptile or Poison Ivy for example who is part plant.” He said to which the two doctors felt there jaws drop at this news.
“She can literally control plants with her mind. Just give her some water, dirt, sunlight and she’s good to go hahahaha! I mean that bitch got upset when I tried to see what would happen if I buried her in the ground with only her head sticking out of the ground! HAHAHAHA! You should have seen her screaming! ‘I’ll kill you, you bastard!’ as she chased me around the grounds when she finally got out.” The colt laughed.
“You what!”
“Hey! I made sure she got plenty of water and sunlight!” The colt defended.
“She’s always pissed off. She made one of her plants slam me into a wall just because I slapped her ass once. Maybe she’s so pissed off because she’s barren.” The little alicorn said with a shrug.
“S-She’s what?” Dr. Sweet Heart asked with sadness.
“Yeah, her condition has left her unable to have kids. It affects her so badly that, I’ve seen her in her cell cradling a baby doll while she’s crying to herself softly when she thinks no one’s looking.” He said with another shrug.
“That poor little filly.” The mare said with a tears in her eyes. This only seemed to annoy the colt.
“What I don’t get is that she always calls me an insane psychopathic bastard, yet she walks around the asylum wearing nothing but a pair of panties and red button up shirt in a place filled with criminals. Who’s the real whack job there?” The colt said with a raised eyebrow.
This horrified the two doctors. They both quickly jotted this new information down in their notebooks. They both feared for the filly’s safety in a place like that. She was obviously unwell from the way she behaved from what the colt told them.
“Damn Ivy being nothing but a cock tease.” The colt muttered. Dr. Sweet Heart could see that the colt was getting irritated. She figured that it would be a good idea to move on to a different subject for a little a bit.
“Let’s move onto you.” The mare said as she used her magic to grab another notepad so she could take more notes since she just filled the other one up.
“What the hell!” The colt jumped back at the sight of the mare using magic.
“What! What’s the matter!?” The both asked with worry.
“What’s the deal with the glowing floating notebook?” He said eyeing the mare and the floating notebook in question.
“You mean my magic?” She asked.
“You can do magic?” He asked still taking a defensive stance.
“Yes, all unicorns and alicorns can do magic? You act like you’ve never seen magic before.” She said.
“Only on a few occasions. Every time it was used to hurt me.” He said to which the two gasped again.
“Magic is only used by secret societies where I’m from. Everyone thinks that magic is just a crock of bull shit.” He said as he sat back down in the chair.
“What? But magic is everywhere, it’s all around us, in every living creature!” She said.
“So is the Force.” He said sarcastically.
“Haven’t you ever used magic before?” She asked.
“Nope, never in my life.”
“But you’re an alicorn! Alicorns have some of the most powerful magic ever!” She ranted.
“Wait a minute! Are you saying I can learn magic?” The colt asked in shock and amazement.
“Yes, we have some beginner books here for young colts and fillies. You really don’t know how to do magic?” She asked to which he nodded.
“We can teach you basic spells but if you want anything advance you’ll have to get a book on it or go to a magic school. Basically you use your horn to do magic. But learning magic takes a lot of time.” The stallion said to which the colt’s smile grew bigger and bigger by the second.
“I don’t know how to use these things.” He said pointing to his wings.
“We have some physical therapy set up for you that will teach you some flying exercises. Don’t worry, you’ll be flying and using magic in no time.” She said with a smile.
“But first we need to know more about you.” She said.
“More questions, fan fucking tastic!” The colt groaned mentally.
“Tell me, what was a regular day like for you at the asylum?” She asked.
“Well I would wake up around 8am in the morning. Be taken to the showers to get cleaned up. Go to breakfast. Then I’d go to the court yard for a few hours where I would work out for a little bit. Then I’d play basketball or baseball or anything that there was to pass the time. I’m actually pretty good at most sports believe it or not.” The colt answered.
“What would the others be doing?” Sweet Heart asked.
“Harvey sits there flipping his coin like a sour puss half the time. The other half he is working out. But other times he tends to stick to himself. As for ivy she’s always tending to the asylums gardens.” He said with a bored look before he continued.
“Then after that we would go to group therapy where we all get to talk about our feelings with each other. That was always interesting. There was this one time when Bane slammed ten guards straight through a brick wall in a split second before his shock collar activated and subdued him. All that in a split second.” The colt said.
“Then around that time we would all head to lunch and grab a bite to eat, talk with each other, or just try to kill each other. It would be noon around that time. From there we would be allowed some free time in the lounge where we could watch some TV, play some cards. Stuff like that.” He explained appearing more bored now and slightly annoyed.
“What would you do?” Sound Mind asked.
“I’d watch some TV, relax, and plan my escape.” He explained.
“You what? Why?” Sweet Heart asked with concern.
“Because I wanted out of there. Simple as that. Besides, I’ve escaped Arkham tons of times.” He said in an annoyed tone as he leaned his chin against his hand.
“Around that time I would receive a number of different types of treatments. Ranging from regular standard treatment to more…extreme treatments. Like shock therapy.” The colt said with a smirk.
“What’s shock therapy?” The two doctors asked.
“It’s where they strap you down against your will attach little probes to your head and shock you repeatedly with electricity thinking that it will help you get better as you lay there twitching and screaming in pain.” He said like it was nothing.
“WHAT THE FUCK! WHO COULD DO SUCH A THING!?” The two shouted in horror.
“If it doesn’t work they just keep upping the voltage. I’m used to it. Doesn’t really do anything to me anymore. Look at the bright side. At least they didn’t give me a lobotomy. That’s where they ram a metal rod into your brain or where they just cut out a chunk of your brain and hope that it cures you when it just turns you into a babbling, drooling idiot. If you live that is.” He said.
At that point Sound Mind began to throw up in a bucket as a Sweet Heart began to wrench.
After ten minutes the two psychiatrists managed to calm down and regain some of their composure.
“Then I would be taken to my psychiatrist for my regular daily therapy session.” He said before the doctors could say anything.
“Your psychiatrist, what was she like?” Doctor Sweet Heart asked.
“Starting out, she was quite nice and caring.” He said.
“Really? Well that’s good…Wait a minute. What do you mean starting out?” The mare asked wearily.
“She became even nicer and very affectionate towards me.” He said with a smirk.
“Oh ok then, I was worried that she became mean to you.” She said with relief.
“Oh heavens no! She was very attentive during our sessions. She was trying to get to know more about me. Trying to see if she could help me. Trying to see what made me tick.” He said laughing a little.
“Well it seemed like she was just trying to help you in any way that she could.” Dr. Sweet Heart said as she took a sip of her bottle of water that she had. She then handed her colleague and the colt bottles of their own.
“Yeah, she tried to help me. She tried to help me out as much as she could. When that didn’t work she fucked my brains out.” The colt said.
The two doctors did a spit take. The colt glared at them as he wiped the water off of his face.
“SHE DID WHAT!!!” They screamed in horror.
“I mean, she could do this thing with her tongue that would make my eyes cross and roll back into my head at the same time.”
“Stop! Stop! Please just stop!” Sound Mind said as he looked like he was about to throw up again.
“Dear Celestia! This is the worst case of foal abuse I’ve ever heard of yet!” Sweet Heart said.
“She became obsessed with me at some point and began to go insane. She was later committed to the very asylum she worked at. Now that I find funny.” The colt said laughing a bit.
“Where were your herd mothers during all of this? Why didn’t they press charges?!” The mare asked.
“My what?” The colt asked with confusion.
“The mothers in your herd.”
“What the hell is a herd? You mean like a herd of animals?” He asked with a tilt of his head.
As the two doctors explained what a herd was to the colt and how mares outnumber stallions ten to one, he simply looked at the doctors with even more confusion.
“You mean to tell me a herd is one guy married to multiple ladies? Yeah, I hate to imagine what happens when they all sink up during that time of the month. Where I’m from its just one guy with one girl. But hey, I don’t judge. But I have to ask, how does that work out?” He said.
“I’m in a herd with three loving mares, it works out quite well. I have three little foals.” Doctor Sound Mind said smiling as he thought about his family. His expression quickly shifted back to worry when he remembered what the colt said.
“I have to say you act strange for a colt. Most colts are sweet and innocent and don’t like to fight or get dirty. Most of the time it’s fillies that get into fights.” Sweet Heart said.
“What do mean? Wait a minute… what’s the dominate gender in Equestria?” The colt said as a realization hit him.
“Um…mares. Why?” The mare asked.
“Where I’m from, males are the dominate gender.” The alicorn answered.
This interested the two doctors. As the little alicorn began to talk about how things were where he was from.
“It seems like our cultures have gender roles reversed.” Sound Mind said.
“So it seems ole boy.” The colt said.
“We need to talk about what that…That evil mare did to you.” Sweet Heart said with a serious tone.
“I’d rather move on to another subject, I’m already bored as it is.” He said in annoyance.
Dr. Sweet Heart was about to protest until Dr. Sound Mind put a hand on her shoulder.
“If we press him too hard he’ll close himself off from us completely.” He whispered.
“You’re right.” She said reluctantly.
“Well, what do you like to do fun?” She asked the alicorn in an attempt to change the subject.
“Spread chaos.” He said which confused the doctors.
“I’ll let you on a little secret though.” He said with a smirk.
“Really, what is it?” She said as she gave the colt a smile in an attempt to make him feel more at ease.
“Everyone thinks I’m dead back where I’m from.” He said with a deranged smile.
“What!”
“Yep, it’s hilarious! Everyone thinks my body was cremated!” He said with a laugh. The doctors were horrified.
“Aren’t there ponies who are worried about you?!” The mare said with worry.
“There’s only one guy who was worried about me and he’s happy that I’m dead.” The little alicorn said chuckling.
“What! Why would he want you dead!? Was he trying to kill you!?” The mare asked worrying about the foal’s safety.
“Oh heavens no, he just beats me to within an inch of my life. I mean one of the times he’s beaten the ever loving shit out of me was in a giant warehouse that was filled to the brim with corpses! The corpses really set the mood for our fight! There had to at least have been a thousand bodies!” The colt said with demented laughter.
The two doctors could only look on in absolute horror. This colt was laughing at death like it were nothing and the fact that somepony was after him. He acted as if it were entertainment.
“Though I can’t help but feel terribly sad… He’s not here… I wish I could see him again one last time… So we can have one last epic battle to end all battles… Then I can kill him… Or he’ll kill me. Either way, I win.” He said with a genuinely sad expression. But what he said unnerved the two doctors.
“Um… Can you please excuse us for just a moment?” Dr. Sweet Heart asked nervously.
“Of course! Take all the time you need!” The alicorn said switching to a cheerful tone in an instant.
The two psychiatrists walked out of the room and into a little conference room. They were still able to see the colt through a two way mirror that was set up between the rooms.
“Dear Celestia, that poor damaged colt.” Dr. Sound Mind said with a frown.
“It’s obvious that he’s lost his mind.” Dr. Sweet Heart said with a sad expression just as the three other female psychiatrists came walking into the room.
“How’s the little colt?” One of the three doctors asked.
The two doctors told the others what they found out. The others could only stand there with horrified expressions on their faces.
“This has got to be one of the most horrifying cases I’ve ever heard! No wonder he freaked out when he was in the shower!” One of the mares said.
“That’s not all, from what he’s told us he has no family or anypony to look after him. But what disturbs me most is the fact that he’s practically showing no remorse for killing those mares. I mean I understand that it was self-defense, but still! He should at least be feeling something instead of just laughing at it! I mean the fact that he was covered in blood didn’t seem to faze him at all!” Dr. Sound Mind ranted.
“We each handle stress in our own ways. He could be having trouble processing what happened. I mean, just look at his mental state. But we need to keep a close eye on him.” Dr. Sweet Heart added.
“But I’m not going to lie… He scares me… The way he just kept staring at us the whole time… and that smile.” She said with a shiver.
(Start song)
“But I’m not going to give up.” She said as she walked back into the room.
“I’m sorry about that little one… You know us adults. Always doing boring paperwork.” Dr. Sweet Heart said with a somewhat forced smile.
“But of course my dear.” The colt said as his stomach growled loudly.
“Oh, I’m sorry about that! You must be hungry!” She said.
“Yes, I am completely famished my dear.” He said.
“Well me and the others will be more than happy to escort you to the cafeteria. I hear they are serving ice cream for all the good little colts and fillies.” She said with a smile.
“Sounds good!” He said as he clapped his gloved hands together and got up from his chair.
“You’re a snappy a dresser. I have to say, I like the suit.” She said feeling more confident now as they all walked to the cafeteria. She shouldn’t be afraid of this little colt she told herself. He just needed her help as far as she knew.
“Why thank you my dear! This suit is actually my signature look believe it or not!” He said as his smile turned to a genuine one.
“Really?” She said acting impressed to make the little colt feel more comfortable. She needed to be the one in control if she wanted to help him. Stroking his ego a little would help him feel at ease with her.
“If I went through everything he went through I’d probably be a little scary too.” She thought to herself as she began to calm down.
As the colt and the group of psychiatrists entered the cafeteria they walked over to a table and sat down together.
“What would you like to eat…um.” She asked as she just realized something very important.
“I just realized I never got your name. I’m sorry about that. That was very rude of me. What’s your name little guy? Or should I just call you Mr. Snappy Dresser.” She said in a kidding manner as she looked at the little alicorn colt sitting in front of her.
The little colt had a white horn that curved backwards that showed his Shadow Pony lineage along with a pair of big white wings that he kept tucked under his suit jacket. The young alicorn wore a clean pressed purple suit along with a pair of black leather gloves on his hands accompanied with a pair of black dress shoes. His fur was a pristine shade of snow white while his mane was a deep shade of dark green. His eyes were bright emerald green and his lips a deep shade of ruby red.
He looked at the mare with an insane gleam in his eyes as his ruby red lips stretched into a psychotic smile.
“They call me the Joker.”
Author's Note
Oh my God! The Joker's in Equestria! Did anypony see that coming? Also, 3 chapters in one day!
I couldn't help but imagine Joker with a British accent when I saw the picture of him. Don't worry this Joker is voiced by Mark Hamill.
But seriously tell me what you think of this chapter?
Also, if you wondering what my OC Lost Soul looks like, imagine her like this:
But in anthro unicorn form. She has the same type of hat as is shown in the picture. Also, her fur is a robin's egg blue. Her mane I'm not sure on yet. I might make it back. These colors are not final, I might change them later on.
She's going to be playing a big role in the Joker's story.
Also, the picture of the Joker that was shown at the end was a commission that I got from this guy:
http://americandork.deviantart.com/
Also, again I'm sorry for the long wait for these chapters. The total number of words for these three chapters is over 41K!
For now I'm going to focus on making a few more chapters for A Swordsman's Path to Redemption and The Return of a Legend before coming back to this. But don't worry, I be sure that you don't have to wait as long as last time.
Also, a big shout out to Xinrick and qazse for helping me out with ideas for the story.
Also, another big shout out to my new editor HydraLightning!
Don't forget to comment!
God Bless!
P.S. I'm currently working on the next chapter for The Return of a Legend .
Second Chances for Death's Friends
Edited by HydraLightning
“Deathstroke please!”
“No.”
“But the Princess knows what she’s doing! You have to trust her!”
“I said no.”
“But-”
“No Twilight, just no. I am not one of her subjects nor am I even a citizen of this country. Besides, Celestia is nothing but a minor annoyance.” Deathstroke said as he continued to walk away with Twilight trailing behind him frantically.
“But Deathstroke, Celestia sent me a letter saying she needs to talk to you and Deadpool! You both revealed your existence on live international television and now the whole kingdom is in an uproar! A lot of different kingdoms and countries as well as rulers want to meet you!” She explained.
Deathstroke stopped in his tracks and turned to face Twilight.
“You think I care about that? I’m an assassin for Christ sake? Since when have I ever cared what authority figures think of me? Besides, that was all Deadpool’s fault.” He said very calmly as he tried to figure out how to convince Twilight to drop the subject.
“But she’s a princess and you’re an alicorn, that automatically makes you a prince! You should be working together! Wait a minute, what do you mean that you’re not even a citizen?” She asked.
“Just what I said. I’m from another country, don’t you remember?” He said.
“Oh, that’s right. Sorry about that.” She said sheepishly before she continued her rant.
“But still! You and your brother are the first male alicorns in history! You guys belong in Equestria! You could help revolutionize the country!” She ranted.
“No thank you.” He said in a somewhat mocking tone.
“But-”
“Dear God, you're almost as bad as Batman when it comes to hunting me!” Deathstroke groaned.
“Batman? Who’s that? Is he a bat pony?” She asked the mercenary who just decided to go along with the mare’s rantings if it would get her off his back.
“Oh God. Yes. Fine. He’s a bat pony. But he’s also the world’s greatest detective and a very skilled combatant.” He said with a groan, just letting her believe what she wanted if it got her to be quiet.
“Wait! Your friends with a bat pony? This is great!” She said happily.
…What the hell, I have to ask. He thought to himself.
“Why is this a good thing?” He asked.
“Because, you can convince him and the other bat ponies to talk to Celestia and give her a chance!” She said excitedly.
“…What?”
“Well… You see bat ponies don’t really trust princess Celestia… At all.”
“Any particular reason why?” He asked.
“Well, Princess Luna watched out for the bat ponies for over two thousand years but when the nightmare moon incident happened, they hated Celestia for banishing Luna to the moon. She’s tried to talk to them for over a thousand years but they refuse to talk to her at all. Even to this day she is not allowed to even set foot on their lands under… Harsh consequences.” Twilight explained.
Deathstroke listened closely before answering.
“Well it seems that she’s been paying for her own arrogance.” He said in the calm yet cynical tone that he always used with Robin and the Teen Titans.
“What! How can you say that?” She asked.
“She ignored her sister when she needed her most, she was too busy to think about the repercussions. Not only did she lose her sister, but she also lost a very powerful ally.” He explained calmly.
“B-But-”
“Let me guess. When Luna goes to see the bat ponies, they probably throw her a giant celebration and welcome her with open arms?” He added.
“Yes. While I am happy for Princess Luna, it effects Celestia very badly. They treat her like she is some kind of Pyrrha.” Twilight added.
“Her problem, not mine. We all got to pay our dues. She’s learning what it was like for her sister.” He answered. (1)
Before Twilight could even say anything, Deathstroke eyed a stallion, pulled out his beretta and chambered a round. The stallion in question ran when he realized the colt spotted him.
“What was that?” Twilight asked.
“Government Agent.” As he holstered his gun.
Twilight sighed. This was not an uncommon sight. After seeing the colt's combat skills, all the guards were too afraid to even approach him.
Deathstroke and Deadpool made it some kind of sick sport to scare the guards senseless whenever they tried to sneak up on them.
“I still can’t believe that you two were camping out in the Everfree Forest. That place is dangerous, you two could have been killed!” Twilight shouted.
“Amazingly enough, predators tend to stay clear of you when you kill most of them and make their skin into fine leather combat boots.” He said looking down at his ‘new’ boots.
Twilight turned green at the statement.
After composing herself she looked at the tall colt in front of her.
“What happened at the school and the hospital? It’s been the talk of the town.” The unicorn asked.
“Deadpool. Deadpool happened.” He said as he remembered the events of yesterday.
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*Flashback*
Deadpool and Deathstroke were sitting in class while Miss Cheerilee was giving a lecture.
“Come on!” Deadpool whined.
“No.”
“But I’m bored!” The insane colt continued to beg.
“I said no!” Deathstroke ordered while trying to keep his voice down.
“Why can’t we just skip class!”
“Because we have to blend in and you were the one who got us into this situation.” Deathstroke sighed.
This seemed to shut Deadpool up for a bit surprisingly.
Miss Cheerilee at this point finished her lecture and looked around the room.
“Any questions children?” She asked.
Deadpool raised his hand.
“Yes Deadpool?”
“When do we get to the hookers!” He asked. Cheerilee almost face faulted at hearing this.
“That is not an appropriate topic for a young colt to be talking about!” She scolded.
“So, no hookers then?”
“No!” She answered.
“Bored now!” Deadpool said before pulling out a gun and putting it under his chin and pulling the trigger.
*BANG!*
Deadpool’s brains splattered all over the place. Students were screaming and crying. Cheerilee was screaming at the top of her lungs as she saw the young colt just commit suicide.
Deathstroke on the other hand was sighed in annoyance.
“3...2...1.” He counted.
The school bell rang showing that it was time for lunch.
Deadpool leapt up from the pool of blood, completely healed and alright. Everypony was so stunned that they fell silent.
“Yippee! Lunch!” Deadpool laughed as he ran outside of the school house and sat down at a bench. He pulled a lunch box filled to the brim with Chimichangas and began chowing down on them.
Miss Cheerilee stood with her mouth agape, staring at the blonde colt.
“How the hell is he up and walking? He was dead a few seconds ago!” She thought before shaking herself out of her stupor.
She ran out of the schoolhouse and after Deadpool.
“I can’t even have a moment's peace with that son of a bitch, can I?” Deathstroke asked himself.
“NOPE!” Deadpool answered with a laugh.
“Deadpool! How are you alive?!” She asked in panic.
“Huh? Oh, my healing factor takes care of that.” He said as if it were nothing as he bit into his chimichanga.
“We need to get you to a hospital right now!” She shouted with worry.
“Nah, I’m good.” He waved his hand dismissively.
But Cheerilee would have none of that. She picked up the young colt and flung him over her shoulder as if he were light as a feather.
“Damn girl, you lift?” He asked.
She ignored the question as she ran down the dirt road leading to the hospital.
Teleporting out of her grip, Deadpool ran from her, laughing the whole way.
For ten minutes, she chased the little colt. When she finally managed to get lucky and tackle him, they both teleported.
As they reappeared they found themselves in the hospital, After the doctors examined the little alicorn they found nothing wrong with him.
“Ma’am, there is nothing wrong with the colt. He seems fine to me. Are you sure you aren’t just seeing things? Maybe you’re not feeling well.” One of the doctors said.
“B-But I, h-he-” She tried to explain but was quickly interrupted by the colt.
“Don’t worry candy ass, I got this.” He said as he slapped the mare’s perfect ass making her ‘eep!’ in surprise.
“You see you bunch of quacks, she’s actually telling the truth! I got bored and killed myself!” Deadpool said with a smile.
“That’s impossible, how are you still talking let alone standing here alive?” One female doctor asked.
“Healing factor. I can heal from just about anything in just a matter of seconds!” He smiled.
“That’s impossible!” She said.
“No, it’s not!” He said.
“Yes, it is!” The doctor countered.
“No, it’s not!”
“Yes, it is. Please stop lying.” The doctor countered, making the little colt angry at being called a liar.
Deadpool pulled out a pistol and pressed it to his temple and pulled the trigger.
Blood and brain matter splatter across the doctors making everyone scream in horror as the teenager’s body falls to the ground with a splat.
…Only to jump back up a few seconds later.
“Tadaa!” He says with his arms spread and doing jazz hands.
All of the doctors were silent in shock for a moment before they all began shouting.
“HOW DID YOU DO THAT!?” One doctor shouted.
“IMPOSSIBLE!” Another screamed.
“WHAT THE FUCK!” Another yelled.
“It’s really simple actually. I got science drunk one night when we met up in the bar and I bent him over the table and fucked him!” Deadpool said as if it were common knowledge.
“But if it makes you feel better, then I’ll be sure to buy science dinner the next time I have a three way with him and reality.” The colt said as he began walking out of the room only for a group of guards to stand in his way.
“We’ve been looking everywhere for you. You’re not getting away.” The guard mares said.
Deadpool pulled a rubber chicken out of nowhere and swung it around like a nunchuk.
“Don’t make me slap you with my cock!” He shouted.
“What the fu-”
“Hiya!” Deadpool battle cried as he charged in, slapping the mare in the face with the rubber chicken with such a force that she went flying back into another guard, knocked out from the blow. Deadpool threw punches and kicks all over the place as he knocked out the guards.
He black flipped over to Miss Cheerilee, grabbed her, dipped her back and locked lips with the attractive teacher.
The mare’s eyes shot wide open in shock as the colt’s tongue wrestled with hers.
He stood her back up and teleported away. Only to teleport back a few seconds later and pull a chimpanzee out of nowhere and set him down.
“You know what to do Bobo.” He said to the chimpanzee.
The chimp took a kung fu stance before leaping into battle.
“Well, my work here’s done!” Deadpool laughed before teleporting away.
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“Why can’t anything be simple with Deadpool.” Twilight sighed. But she was very amazed by the fact that both colts were able to heal so fast, especially Deadpool.
“Tell me about it.” Deathstroke agreed.
“That’s not the only thing that’s been talked about. You and Deadpool have been appearing all over the news!” The unicorn shouted.
“Don’t know what you’re talking about?” Deathstroke smirked.
“Yes you do!” Twilight pulled out a dozen wanted posters.
“These are some of the most dangerous criminals in Equestria! Why are you going after them!” Twilight ranted.
“They had huge bounties.” He said as if it were obvious.
“That’s not right! I mean it’s good they’ve been stopped, but you and Deadpool could have been hurt or worse!” She continued.
“Twilight, I know what I’m doing. I’ve been a professional assassin for years.” Deathstroke answered.
Deadpool and Deathstroke had taken out Equestria’s most wanted as well as a few international criminals. Thanks to Deadpool’s teleportation, they were both able to nab them all within a week and turn them in. Their hideouts were pretty obvious and easy to find considering the buildings they were hiding in practically screamed evil lair. It was an easy payday. Or so Deathstroke thought.
While Deathstroke was the silent assassin who killed his targets without ever tripping an alarm or being noticed or seen, Deadpool was a different story. Unfortunately, Deadpool’s idea of stealth was 255 pounds of C4 going off while running around using a minigun while dressed as a showgirl…In front of news crews! Not the weirdest thing the insane maniac assassin has done but annoying nonetheless.
“And you find nothing wrong with that sentence?” She questioned.
“Nope.” Deathstroke said, popping the ‘p’.
“That’s not normal and conducive for a growing colt! It’s not right and it’s not safe!” Twilight shouted.
“I know what I’m doing.” He sighed.
“And that’s what disturbs me. You shouldn’t know anything about being a mercenary or assassination techniques.” She said as she managed to calm herself down. Trying to be serious yet caring.
“You know, you could retire. With how much you and Deadpool made from those bounties, you’re both richer than Celestia and Luna.” She said, still trying to wrap her head around how that was possible.
“You and Deadpool can retire from this type of life, live your lives, grow up. Fall in love, start herds, and have little foals of your own.” She explained.
Deathstroke had tried to live the life of a family man, but it didn’t work out well for him. The loss of his eye was a constant reminder of that.
“Ponies have been talking about how they saw you fighting Deadpool again.” She said.
“You’re damn right he did! He even used some black magic to summon up a giant ghostly skeleton hand to smash me into the ground! Thanks for the extra hand buddy, but I have a rule against another guy helping me whack it!” The very distinct voice of Deadpool said as he appeared next to him.
“What!” Twilight shrieked.
“Oh, look at the time! We have to be somewhere where we won’t be interrogated!” Deadpool said as he looked at his watch.
“Don’t you even-”
“Remember! Reality’s an illusion, the universe is a hologram! Buy gold, bye!” Deadpool laughed as he put a hand on Deathstroke’s shoulder and teleported away.
“Dammit!!!” Twilight shouted.
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*Later that Night*
Deathstroke and Deadpool were at Cheerilee’s house, the teacher was taking care of them. Despite Deathstroke trying to tell the mare that he could take care of himself, she wouldn’t buy it. Turns out she was naturally a very motherly mare. For the past few days they had been staying here, the two colts being ‘given what they so desperately needed, a stable home’ was how Cheerilee put it.
The two colts were sitting in the room they now shared.
“So, what ya working on” Deadpool asked as he spun his pistol on his finger as he watched Deathstroke working on what appeared to be a robot.
“Just something I’ve used in the past against a group of teens.” He said as he pressed a tool against the circuitry, causing small sparks to fly.
“Oh my God is that what I think it is!” Deadpool smiled insanely at all the possibilities.
“I’ve made a few. I have one that looks like you as well as me that are fully functional. I was thinking of sending a message to Celestia and Luna as well as her whole court.” Deathstroke explained.
“I AM SO HARD RIGHT NOW!” Deadpool shouted.
“What are you two doing in there!” Cheerilee shouted from her bedroom.
“Nothing!” Deathstroke shouted back.
“GIVING EACH OTHER REACH AROUNDS!!!” Deadpool shouted only for Deathstroke to kick Deadpool in the nuts.
*CRUNCH!!!*
“AAAHHH!!! Take a joke asshole!” Deadpool said in a high squeaky voice.
“Go to sleep you two! Young colts need their sleep!” Cheerilee said.
Surprisingly enough the two remained silent. Deathstroke was honestly surprised that Deadpool shut his mouth for more than 2 seconds.
They heard the sound of Cheerilee rustling in her sheets as she laid back down in her bed.
Eventually the two heard her breathing soften, letting them know that she was sleeping soundly.
“So how do you work these things?” Deadpool asked giddily.
“This.” Deathstroke said as he jammed a syringe into the insane colt’s neck.
“Agh! Asshole!” Deadpool hissed.
“It’s a microchip that lets you control and see, hear, and know whatever the robot is doing. It lets you control it fully with your thoughts. Now we just need to get them there.” Deathstroke explained in his low yet smooth voice. (2)
“Sweet! You let me handle getting them there!” Deadpool smiled insanely as he rubbed his hands together eagerly.
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*Canterlot – A few minutes later*
It was a political nightmare. Nobles and ambassadors were demanding to know where the two colts were and why Celestia lied to them. However, no matter what she said they looked at her with suspicion and, believing that she was lying.
“The colts are currently somewhere in Ponyville.” Celestia sighed as she was trying to gain control of the situation.
“Nobody likes a liar Celestia.” A cold yet smooth voice said.
“WHO GOES THERE! SHOW THY SELF!” Luna shouted using her Royal Canterlot voice.
“No need to shout moon cheeks! But on the other hand, I think it’s sexy.” A giddy voice said only for Luna to feel a hard smack against her perfectly shaped ass. Causing her to ‘EEP!’ loudly.
Before either Princess could turn around, two young, well built colts walked past them and into their field of vision.
Dear Gods! How did they get behind us without us even sensing them! How long have they been there!
The two immortal sisters thought in panic at how easily they snuck past their guards. They were so stunned that by the time they regained their senses, the two colts were already in the center of the room.
“So, you wanted us.” Deathstroke began menacingly.
“Now you have us!” Deadpool finished in a sing-song voice.
Everyone was stunned and scared into silence.
But after a minute the silence was broken.
“You have been the talk of the world, young ones.” A young Griffiness said.
“So we have.” Deathstroke answered.
“Were have you two been?” Celestia asked.
“It’s ‘where’ and we’ve been globe hopping a bit… Dammit Axel, you’re a college student and yet you still make typos like this. How can you call yourself a writer!” Deadpool ranted. Though confusing everyone with the typo part.
“We can see that. The question is why!” Luna demanded.
“Since I don’t have my usual clientele, I decided to use this time to make a name for myself here in this new and uncharted territory. Unfortunately, there were only weaklings for me to fight.” Deathstroke answered.
“Why did you not answer our summons?” Luna demanded.
“Simple really, you have no authority over me.” Deathstroke answered without even facing her.
“How dare you, we are the princess of the-”
Deathstroke never let her finish as he pressed a button on his wrist that played a recording of the Joker’s laugh.
“HAHAHAHAHA!!!” The laugh echoed.
Luna immediately began panicking for a moment as she looked around the room in fear.
“It seems that dream still haunts you.” Deathstroke smirked under his mask.
“That was no dream! That was evil incarnate!” Luna shouted in fear.
“Geez lady, get a hold of yourself. I fought him multiple times. You don’t see me crying.” The one-eyed colt mocked.
Celestia grabbed Luna’s hand, trying to comfort her. After a moment it worked.
“I think we got off on the wrong hoof Deathstroke.” Celestia said as she walked down the steps from her throne.
Deathstroke ignored her as he began talking to the court of nobles.
“I’m not some pawn for you or your pathetic princesses to use. I don’t give a damn about your causes, your wants, your dreams, or your greed. You could be dead for all I care. I came to make it clear that I am not some pup you can command or beckon to do your bidding.” Deathstroke said in a cold tone.
“The only time you can tell me what to do is when you hire me for a contract.” He added.
“So it is true, you’re both assassins?” One ambassador asked to which the one-eyed colt nodded.
“Interesting.” The ambassador said as he thought about how useful the young assassin could be if he hired him and his brother.
“There is no need for you to follow that line of work anymore my little pony. You are safe and among friends.” Celestia tried to convince the colt.
“Yeah, you say that while we’re in a room filled with politicians and nobles.” Deadpool remarked.
“You do not understand the potential that you have! Your decisions will shape Equestria’s future!’ Luna said with urgency.
“Just because we have a horn and wings? Really? That’s a little tribalistic, don’t you think?” Deadpool said.
“WHAT!? WHY WOULD YOU EVEN THINK THAT?!” Celestia shrieked in horror at the implications.
“I don’t know, but maybe it has to do with the fact that the only princesses you have are all alicorns!” Deadpool shouted.
“I’ll have you know my mother was a proud pickle! I will not stand by and have you insult her and my proud heritage!!!” Deadpool shouted in rage.
“I assure you I am not a tribalist in any way, shape, or form!” Celestia shouted as she saw that all eyes were on her and her sister.
“Your status as royalty means nothing to me. I just came here to tell you that if you keep sending guards after me, then I’ll be sending them back in body bags and anyone who comes after me or sends others after me will be blacklisted from my services. You want to hire me, fine. But cross me and you die. Simple as that.” Deathstroke said glaring at the two princesses.
“But to show you all that there are no hard feelings. We’re going to help you with your little bug problem!” Deadpool smiled insanely.
Before anyone could say anything the two colts jumped into action. Deathstroke lunges at one of the griffon ambassadors and sliced the hen’s head off before her body guards could even react. Deadpool teleported behind a minotaur ambassador twisted his neck 180 degrees, snapping his neck.
Bodyguards were drawing weapons and ready to kill the colts. Guards were moving into action. Many saying this was an act of war. Nobles and ambassadors were quick to put as much distance between them and the colts. The colts never flinched.
But before anyone could do anything the bodies of the two dead ambassadors’ bodies where covered in green flames and quickly changed into the bodies of two dead changelings. Gasps were heard as they realized that Chrysalis’s forces had infiltrated the castle.
“The ambassadors are in cocoons in the broom closet down the hall.” Deathstroke said to the bodyguards who quickly ran down the castle halls to get their wards.
“Well there you have it ladies and gentle colts! We also do parties. Contact us and we’ll handle your problems. For a fuck ton of cash of course! Sexy thicc mares are also accepted as well!”
“Well time to go!” Deadpool said as he sheathed his sword.
Both sisters were too shocked to even say anything. Luna was furious, not at the colts. But at the fact that Equestria’s defenses and military forces have gotten so laxed that intruders were able to infiltrate and even kidnap the ambassadors that have come to their lands. How far had Celestia let the defenses of the kingdom slip while she was gone for the past millennium?
“H-How?! How were you able to find them when we didn’t even sense them with the spells we put up?!” Celestia asked in a shaky voice.
“I’ve fought mass murdering psychopaths, the world’s greatest detective, and a guy who can tear the world in half with his bare hands if he wanted to. I’ve learned a few things.” The one eyed colt replied.
“Y-Yes, Twilight has mentioned the earth pony colt who is able to fly and do the impossible.” Celestia said terrified at the thought of one so young with such power. The way he was described was as if he was a god.
“What about the one known as Batman?” An ambassador, a bat pony asked.
“He is the world’s greatest detective. Trained and mastered over 120 forms of combat. Though he is younger than me, he is a deadly combatant despite his rule of never killing.” He said.
“A young colt able to do that? Where is he now?” A bat pony ambassador said.
“By the way, Batman has fought that ‘Evil Incarnate’ as you call him, on a regular basis. Way more times than I ever have. Not once has he ever flinched or showed an ounce of fear when taking him on.” Deathstroke said with a smirk under his mask.
And just like that the two of them teleported away. Leaving the two alicorns and royal court speechless.
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*The next day at school*
Deathstroke and Deadpool were sitting at their desks getting ready for the day. The two knew that Chrysalis was tired of her peons getting slaughtered by them. So she was going to send a huge force to drag them kicking and screaming. Or so she thought.
“How many do you think she’s sending?” Deadpool asked.
“Probably 50 to 100. Somewhere in that range. Considering that this society is medieval mixed with modern it’s not uncommon to send huge forces since the weapons are not as advanced as ours. With a gun we’re able to take on a huge force of opponents since they mainly use swords and sometimes magic.” Deathstroke answered. (3)
“Yeah, I wouldn’t be surprised if they still lined up on battlefields in huge lines and formations facing each other. But, it would let me use my bazooka. My record for kills in one shot is currently 29.” Deadpool laughed.
“You set up the traps?” The insane assassin asked.
“Yes, I know I can’t trust you with them. You probably blow yourself up trying to use a microwave.” The one eyed colt said.
“11 times actually.” Deadpool said casually.
Deathstroke gave Deadpool a deadpan stare for a moment before speaking.
“You’re a fucking idiot.”
“Hey! Hey! Hey! Just because it took me 9 years to graduate preschool, does not mean I’m stupid!” Deadpool shouts.
“That’s exactly what it means! Preschool isn’t even a requirement! How you failed that is beyond me, but not surprising.” Deathstroke sighed in annoyance.
“Settle down you two, class is about to begin.” Cheerilee said as she walked in ready to begin the lesson.
The two sat down at their desks ready for the day.
The day went on as usual Cheerilee lectured on the day’s lessons.
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*A few hours later*
The young colts were bored out of their minds but they managed to stay focused. Well, at least Deathstroke was staying focused.
“When do we get to kill the mooks?” Deadpool whispered impatiently.
“When they attack.” Deathstroke said as he felt his patience wearing thin.
“But I want to kill them now!” Deadpool whined.
“Shut the hell up.” Deathstroke ordered.
“But come on! Deadpool want killy, killy, stabby, stabby!” Deadpool whined even louder.
Deathstroke slowly pulled out his combat knife that was on his hip and was about to stab the bane of his existence only for his plans to be interrupted.
“What are you two doing? You’ve both been talking-” Cheerilee began only to be interrupted by the sound of buzzing.
“What is that noise?” She asked.
“The sound of future organ donors that are about to make some very generous donations.” Deadpool said as he hopped up and reached into the crotch of his pants and pulled out an assault rifle out of nowhere.
Deathstroke checked his M4 Carbine that he had hidden on himself and chambered a round.
“Changelings are attacking. Keep everyone inside. We'll come back for you all when we’re done killing them.” He said as he began to walk out of the school house.
“Wait, you’re supposed to stay inside! You can’t-” The two shut the door behind them, Deadpool locked the door behind him.
“Sorry can’t hear you! Too busy kicking ass and looking good while doing it!” Deadpool shouted as Cheerilee pounded on the door, shouting angrily for them to open the door and come back where it’s safe only for the two alicorn colts to ignore her.
“FINALLY! It’s only been a week or so but it feels like years! I can’t wait to finally shoot my load at these fuckers!” Deadepool said as he heard the sound of buzzing getting louder and louder.
“I’m going to teach this bug bitch what happens when you try to fuck me over.” Deathstroke growled as he saw a small army of changelings flying at the village. The second the changelings saw them they all began to fly towards them.
“Grab the bug spray bitches because the exterminator is in town!” Deadpool laughed as he and Deathstroke both opened fire at the swarm of changelings.
The bug-like creatures all flew in perfect unison like a school of fish, changing directions in an attempt to confuse the colts. (4)
The endless gunfire causes changelings to fall out of the swarm dead. The two assassins never let up on their assault as the group of insectoids fired bolts of magic as they tried to hit the colts with spells and blasts. But the two kept dodging and firing their rifles as they slaughtered any and all enemies that came at them. The changelings, seeing that this was not working, broke formation, and all attacked at once, hoping to overwhelm the two.
The two assassins were back to back as they continued to gun down changeling after changeling until the swarm got so close that they had no choice but to move as the swarm slammed into the ground where they stood.
Deathroke flipped over a changeling that flew at him and drew his sword at such great speed that it sliced the insectoid’s head in half horizontally. He flipped the blade so he was grabbing it in a reverse grip and stabbed it into a changeling that was coming up behind him. Impaling its heart before ripping it out, splattering green blood everywhere.
He slung his rifle over his back and drew his pistol. With his pistol in one hand and a sword in the other he charged forward.
Deadpool was laughing as he flipped around with his katanas in hand and butchered his enemies to pieces.
“Today Janet we have this brand spanking new kitchen appliance by the name of Deadpool! It slices, it dices! It can make French fries and coleslaw in seventy different ways!” Deadpool said as if he were the host of a shopping network channel.
He sliced two changelings’ stomachs open, their innards spilling out as they fell to the ground clutching at their guts, trying to keep their insides from falling out. The insane assassin twirled around slicing a changeling’s head off, slicing another’s throat wide open, and stabbed another 7 times in the chest before he could even react.
Deadpool backflipped into the middle of a group of changelings and began juggling live grenades.
“Come on kiddies, let’s play with Deadpool’s balls! Catch!” He said happily as he flung the grenades at multiple groups of changelings.
*BOOM!!!*
Huge explosions rocked the ground as body parts and blood was sent everywhere.
“HA! You know, if you all give up your women then I’ll only smack you all to death with your own dicks! What do you say?” The insane colt asked.
His answer was a massive barrage of blasts that filled him with holes and blew his legs off. The whole area was now a crater with smoke covering the area.
“We got him!” One of the changelings said with a smirk.
“We’re supposed to bring them back alive you idiots! Even if he’s still alive, you blew his legs off!” Another shouted in fear at what Chrysalis would do to them for failing but his fear was soon directed at a smoke covered crater. A lone figure was running towards them.
“HERE COMES STUMBY!!!” Deadpool yelled as he ran at the changelings in question on nothing but two bloody stumps where his legs used to be. His speed is faster than what it was before. Leaping through the air and latching onto one of the changelings back.
“Get off of me!” The changeling shouted.
“You’re not getting out of here a virgin.” Deadpool whispered into his ear with a psychotic face splitting grin.
“AHHH!!! GET HIM OFF OF ME! GET HIM THE FUCK OFF OF ME!!!” The changeling captain screamed as he ran around trying to get the crazy colt off of him.
“I’m going to make you squeal like a little piggy!” Deadpool laughed.
Deathstroke slammed a punch into an enemy’s face, shattering the changeling’s skull before slamming an axe kick into another enemy’s head, splitting it’s skull with the pure force of the strike. He quickly pulled out his pistol and put a bullet between a changeling’s eyes that was flying towards him. He gunned down any that came at him.
Eventually the changelings that weren’t engaged in combat with the colts saw that attacking from the air wasn’t doing any good. So, they all quickly landed on the ground and began charging at the two.
Perfect. Deathstroke thought with a smirk as he saw what the changelings were trying to do.
*BOOM!!!*
“What the hell is-”
*BOOM!*
“What’s going on!”
*BOOM!*
“We have to-”
*BOOM!!!*
“Stop! Nobody move an inch!” One of the changelings shouted.
“Looks like they found the land mines.” Deadpool said as he walked up to Deathstroke.
“Yep.” Deathstroke said as he pulled out a detonator.
“Hey, I have an idea! Why don’t we just fly and-” The changeling was cut off as Deathstroke pressed the button on the remote. Activating all of the land mines.
*BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!*
“That’s the first wave down.” The silvered hair colt said as he reloaded his pistol.
Deathstroke turned his attention to Deadpool and saw that he was sitting inside of a military jeep that was painted black with his symbol spray painted on the side of it. On top of it was a mounted M60.
Not bothering to ask how he got this car, he leapt into the back of the jeep and took hold of the machine gun.
“It’s only fair to warn you big bro! I’m technically not allowed to drive or operate a motorized vehicle in the United States of America, Canada, and Mexico. Man was Logan pissed! The X-Jet was history!” Deadpool laughed as he slammed his hoof down on the gas pedal and they both sped off into Ponyville.
Deathstroke fired the gun at any and all changeling soldiers that they came by. Some of the changelings were fighting with the Royal Guard or attacking civilians. The bullets ripped through them, sending them flying back from the high caliber gunfire. The bullets tore apart their exoskeletons and shredded their battle armor.
Deathstroke’s quick and accurate aim helped out the Royal Guards and the Civilians immensely.
“It’s pretty obvious, old bug cunt is using her red shirts to try and capture us all while distracting us from her second objective. Our hot pony waifus!” Deadpool explained as he ran over a bunch of changelings only for one of them to hit the windshield and get stuck. It’s body broken but still trying to get at the colts.
Deadpool just turned on the windshield wipers causing it to hit the bug creature in the face repeatedly.
“Try the wiper fluid.” Deathstroke said.
Deadpool hit the wiper fluid button, spraying it on the changeling and the windshield. Eventually the changeling slid off of the front of the car and under it, getting run over in the process.
“Nothing like going out on a drive and just killing indiscriminately. Ah, I’m so hard right now.” Deadpool side with relief.
“What doesn’t make you hard.” Deathstroke said sarcastically.
“I’ll let you know when I find out!” Deadpool said as they drove to find the girls.
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*With the Mane 6*
The girls were rounded up by one of Chrysalis’s top generals. Some of the girls tried to fight back like Applejack and Rainbow Dash. They put up a good fight but now they were next to the girls, the two of them bruised up with bloody lips and black eyes. Twilight and the others were tending to the two mares’ injuries while the changelings made sure they didn’t try anything. Thankfully, Applejack and Rainbow Dash’s injuries weren’t serious.
“Why are you doing this?” Twilight asked.
“Simple, my queen ordered it. You six have been a thorn in her side for far too long. You six will be brought to my queen for punishment.” He said seriously.
“Punishment? For what?” Rarity asked.
“For stopping our invasion of Canterlot. Besides, we can’t have you getting in our way of retrieving the two colts.” The changeling general said.
“What do you want with Deathstroke and Deadpool?” Twilight demanded.
“Those two will be of great use to our queen, with them under her control nothing will stand in her way. Along with the fact that she will be able to produce more alicorns and maybe even an heir to her throne.” The general said.
“They’re just colts! You can’t do that to them!” Twilight shouted in disgust.
“It doesn’t matter what you think. They will be brought under our control.” He said.
“YEEHAW!!!”
The general turned around only to see his forces being slaughtered left and right by the two colts who were riding on a strange metal contraption. He couldn’t believe how easily his forces were being cut down like they were nothing.
“You done fucked up bug boy!” Deadpool screamed as Deathstroke fired M60 into the army of changelings.
Deadpool leapt up onto the steering wheel and steered the jeep with his hooves as he drew two pistols and fired at the changelings who surrounded the girls. The changeling soldiers fell to the ground dead with bullet holes between their eyes.
Deadpool was laughing as he steered the vehicle with his hooves like the maniac that he was.
The car skidded to a halt in front of the changeling general who couldn’t believe what had just happened. Luckily for him, some reinforcements came to his aid.
“I’m completely insane. But even I can tell you it’s a bad idea to kidnap our waifus.” Deadpool said as he stared at the general with an insane glint in his eyes as he flashed a psychotic smile that said he was going to gut him like a Thanksgiving turkey.
“Your skills are impressive, but they won’t help you boys.” The general said coldly.
“Are you kidding! They are gonna kick your butt-” Pinkie began but was interrupted by a hard smack from the changeling general that struck her cheek.
“Shut up you annoying horse. Or I’ll really giving you something to-”
*CRUNCH!!!*
The general was sent flying from a kick to his face courtesy of a now enraged Deadpool.
“Y-You hit her.” Deadpool said as his eyes slowly turned red in rage.
“My nose! You little bastard!” The general said as he got up clutching his nose in pain.
“DON’T YOU EVER TOUCH HER!!! DON’T YOU EVER FUCKING TOUCH HER!!!” Deadpool screamed in pure rage as he lunged at the general. Slaughtering any changeling in his way. He slammed a kick into the general's skull, shattering his horn. Making him scream in agony.
Before he could react Deadpool crushed the general’s knee caps with so much force from his kicks that it caused his knees to bend completely backwards.
A series of jabs and hooks along with a few hay makers to the face shattered the general's jaw and facial bones. Deadpool went to town on the changeling who was now trying to beg for his life but couldn’t due to his now shattered jaw.
Deathstroke had already taken care of the other changelings that now laid dead at his feet leaving him to watch Deadpool’s psychotic rage. The general was now choking on his own blood since Deadpool crushed his rib cage.
Deadpool continued to slam strike after strike onto the maimed changeling. Until eventually, the general was no longer even screaming. His eyes were set straight and his sound was the soft death gurgles of him choking on his own blood.
Eventually Deadpool stopped attacking the now dead changeling general who had a look of pure terror on his now dead face.
“Well, that was fun.” He said before turning back to the girls. He handed Pinkie, Rainbow Dash, and Applejack ice packs. They thanked him but the six mares couldn’t help but stare at the blood covered colt who had just brutally beat to death a changeling general in front of them in a fit of psychotic rage.
“Deadpool, you take the girls to safety. I’ll handle the rest.” Deathstroke said as he left the six shocked mares in the care of the Merc with the Mouth.
“Six girls all at once! Don’t have to tell me twice!” Deadpool laughed as he took the girls to safety.
“I know we just saw some messed up shit. But I have to ask. Why does Deadpool have baby legs?” Rainbow Dash asked before Deadpool teleported them all to safety.
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Deathstroke was slicing through the last of a changeling squad with his swords and making sure that the students were alright. He slung the blood off of the blade.
He looked at the blade intently and wiped the last bit of green blood off with his gloved fingers.
“It’s funny really, I don’t even notice it anymore. To me it’s a minor inconvenience, like rain water hitting my face. Sure, I know It’s there but not enough to consciously think about it.” Deathstroke said as if he were talking about the weather while examining the green blood on his fingertips. Having already sensed the presence behind him.
“Why worry about weaklings? They are nothing but dirt to be trampled underneath.” Chrysalis said as she made her presence known.
“Precisely.” He said as he turned to face her.
“You are perfect. You have no hesitation when you strike and no remorse. So why do you not want to join me? I could give you and your brother everything you could ever want! You could be my king! We would rule this land together! We could rule the world together!” Chrysalis said with a predatory look in her eyes.
“I’ve heard it all a thousand times from beings far stronger than you could ever hope to be. And I have killed them all the same.” Deathstroke said as he walked towards the changeling queen.
“We could have done this the easy way but no matter. It doesn’t make a difference to me if I have to bring you back willingly or kicking and screaming.” She said with a dangerous glint in her eyes as she drew her sword.
The two lunged at each other. Their blades clash, sending sparks flying everywhere. Deathstroke drew his pistol and fired at the queen. She managed to throw a shield of magic up just in time to block the bullets.
But on the third shot it shattered her magic, but she managed to dodge it just barely. Chrysalis didn’t know that Deathstroke had years of experience fighting magic users.
He slammed a kick into her chest but she rolled with it and leg sweeped him but the assassin handspring back to his feet before he could even hit the ground.
She tried to stab the young alicorn in the chest but he swatted the blade away and with his katana and tried to slash her across the throat but only managed to barely scratch the chitin of her neck.
“Impressive, not even Celestia was able to land a strike on me.” She said as she clashed blades with Deathstroke.
“But it’s still not enough!” She shouted as she blasted the colt with a powerful blast of magic sending him flying into a tree.
She quickly shot him with a stun spell and lifted him by his collar.
“Not bad, foal. But maybe with a few more years of training you might actually be a threat.” She said as she reached up and pulled his mask off. But gasped when she did.
Under the mask was a bunch of circuits and a little television screen with Deathstroke talking on the screen.
“You know, it’s funny really. I told someone the exact same thing, once. Of course, this robot only uses a fraction of my power and skill in combat.” The broadcast ended only for a timer to appear on the screen.
3…2…1..
*BOOM!!!*
Chrysalis was sent flying back from the blast. Skidding across the ground in pain. She slowly got up, seething with rage.
“You bastard! You think that’s going to stop me! I have reinforcements arriving as we speak!” She shouted in rage.
“I know, that’s why the other robots are currently slaughtering them as we speak.” Deathstroke said as he came up behind her with a smirk as he stabbed her before she could even react. The katana biting into her side. Causing her to scream in pain.
“Dammit she moved at the last moment. I missed her vitals.” He said in annoyance.
“This can’t possibly get any worse!” Chrysalis screamed in rage as she used her magic to heal her wound to where it was bearable.
“BY THE POWER OF FOX KIDS!!!” Deadpool screamed as he led the charge of Slade Bots as they slaughtered the changeling reinforcements that were being destroyed.
(Start “Here We Go” from Digimon)
Having taken the girls to safety, Deadpool teleports beside the evil queen and slams a kick into the side of her head.
The two alicorns began an assault on the evil queen.
“Come on bug butt! Show me what you got!” He said as he gave her two haymakers to the face.
“Bastard!” She growled in pain.
Deathstroke drew his staff and blasted her with an energy blast from the end of the staff. Sending her stumbling backwards.
He began to beat her with a barrage of strikes that never gave her a chance to fight back. The two colts overwhelming her
When Deathstroke kicked the queen towards the insane colt, Deadpool pulled out some bug spray and began to spray her in the face with it. Making her cough nonstop, making it almost impossible for her to breathe.
“What did you do to me!” She coughed only for the two colts to begin firing at her with endless gunfire.
She threw a reinforced magic shield that managed to hold up to the gun fire, if only for a little bit before cracks started to show.
“I just sprayed you with some bug spray since you’re an overgrown roach I figured a can of raid could take you down.” He said, enraging her.
She fired multiple magic bolts at the two, Deathstroke rolled out of the way while Deadpool was shot in the chest five times.
“Ow, you bitch! That hurts!” He said before teleporting behind her and smacking her hard on the ass.
“But you do have a nice ass, so you’re forgiven this time.” He said only for her to kick him in the skull, shattering his face and sending him flying at Deathstroke.
“Catch me!”
…Who sidestepped the flying colt.
“Not on your life.” Deathstroke said as his ‘brother’ slammed head first into a boulder.
Deathstroke took advantage of Chrysalis’s vulnerable state as she tried to clear her lungs of the bug spray and charged her with his staff.
He unleashed a barrage of strikes on her that she had no hope of blocking in her state. His strikes hit weak points and joints, causing the chitin to crack and shatter in some places.
Deadpool, having recovered, came out of nowhere and dropped kicked Chrysalis directly in the face. His hooves smashing into her face, sending her rolling backwards, tumbling until she landed flat on her back.
Deathstroke, taking advantage of the moment, ran to the downed changeling queen and swung his power staff down at her head, trying to crush her skull, only for Chrysalis to roll out of the strike just in the nick of time. Despite her condition, she managed to get to her hooves and fired a flurry of magical blasts at the two.
As the two colts dodged and blocked her attacks, Chrysalis took off running. Deadpool and Deathstroke quickly chased after. She was ducking and dodging between trees and buildings and alleyways. Ducking out of sight here and there only for them to catch up to her within seconds. The two eventually chased her to the school house.
“Finally done running, good. You’ll just die tired.” Deathstroke said as he and Deadpool began closing the distance between.
Deathstroke fired a blast from his power staff, hitting Chrysalis directly in the chest. Making her tumble backwards and land on her back. Before she could even react, Deadpool jumped onto the changeling queen and stabbed his sword into Chrysalis’s heart and twisted the blade, ripping through her chitin exoskeleton like it was nothing. Killing her instantly.
The two were panting as they both tried to catch their breaths.
“Is it just me, or was that too easy?” Deadpool asked.
Suddenly Chrysalis’s body was surrounded in green flames before it shifted back into the form of a changeling drone.
“She had one of her drones take her place when we lost sight of her during the chase.” Deathstroke said.
“So where is the real Chrysalis?” Deadpool asked.
(End Song)
“Right here.” Chrysalis said from behind them, making the two colts quickly face her with their weapons at the ready and pointed at her.
“I wouldn’t do that if I were you. Not unless you want your little friend to pay dearly for your actions.” Chrysalis threatened as the two colts saw what she was talking about.
Chrysalis had taken Sweetiebelle hostage, holding her knife to the little filly’s throat.
“Drop your weapons or she dies, and don’t even think about trying to teleport away or I’ll open her throat.” Chrysalis threatened with a wicked smile as she pushed the knife to the now crying filly’s throat, drawing a small droplet of blood as the tip touched her fur covered skin.
The two colts reluctantly dropped their weapons, realizing that there was nothing they could do without endangering Sweetiebelle’s life. The only thing they could do was wait for her to let her guard down and find an opening.
“Smart, it’s not like you two could get to me fast enough anyways.” Chrysalis said with an evil grin.
Deadpool looked to Deathstroke to see if he had a plan but noticed that something was wrong with him. Deathstroke was staring at Chrysalis, his eye focused on her intently.
“Let him go.” Deathstroke said, just barely a whisper.
“Let my son go.” Deathstroke said just more clearly now.
“Your son? What are you talking about? I’m not letting this filly go, you should have taken my offer when you had the chance.” She said, as she eyed the colt wearily.
“HOLD ON JOSEPH! I’M COMING!” Deathstroke shouted, Chrysalis’s hand muscles started tense so she could move it as she tried to drag the knife across the young filly’s throat.
But before she could even move said hand or knife, Deathsroke had already cleared the distance and wrapped his hand around the blade of the knife. Putting his fingers between the blade and Sweetiebelle’s throat.
No matter how hard she tried to wrestle the knife from his grip, she couldn’t hope to overcome his strength. She prepared a charge of magic, which would kill the filly but knock him out. But to her dismay Deathstroke was squeezing the knife blade so hard, not caring that his hand was bloodied and cut, shattered it to pieces with his sheer brute strength alone.
Time slowed down from Chrysalis’s point of view due to the adrenaline pumping through her veins. The broken shards of the blade looked as if they were suspended in the air at that moment, slowly falling around her as if they were snowflakes on a cold winter’s eve. Deathstroke’s hand reached for the biggest shard and snatched it out of the air and gripped it tightly in his hand, and stabbed it in her face. Seeing the broken blade slowly make its way to her right eye in excruciating slow motion. The whole time Deathstroke’s eye was locked on hers. His face the epitome of pure rage.
*SHINK!!!*
Time kicked back on for Chrysalis as she screamed at the top of her lungs as she clutched at her right eye. Unable to bear this pain, a pain she has never felt before in her entire life.
Deathroke snatched up his sword and took and swung at the Queen, but only for her to dodge the attack at the last moment.
“YOU BASTARDS! I WON’T FORGET THIS YOU HERE ME! MARK MY WORDS! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!” Chrysalis shouted before teleporting away.
Deathstroke looked at where the queen was in silence for a moment.
“We’ll be waiting.” Deathstroke said in a deadly tone.
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Now that the battle was over, more guards came to help clean up the mess and dispose of the dead changeling bodies as well to help and treat the wounded.
Deathstroke was leaning up against a tree, smoking a cigarette. He and Deadpool had returned Sweetiebelle back to her sister but she didn’t want to leave Deathstroke’s side for some reason. But she was happy to see her sister and rushed over to her. Thus giving Deathstroke a moment of peace to himself as Deadpool was busy talking to the girls, making sure everyone was ok.
He took a long drag from his cigarette. Letting the nicotine settle his nerves as he waited for what he knew was going to come. He saw the Princesses riding in their chariots off in the distance. Hurriedly flying to the small town of Ponyville.
“Yeah, she does like to do her little schemes of not telling people what they need to know.” Deadpool said as he walked up to Deathstroke. Taking his mask off and shaking his long blonde locks loose.
“Aw, much better.” He said with a smile and a sigh of relief.
“What’s the aftermath look like?” Deathstroke asked.
“A significant amount of casualties on the royal guards end while most of Chrysalis’s forces are dead, dying, or running. But thankfully no civilians were hurt.” Deadpool answered.
“Looks like the royal guard can actually say they took part in an actual battle for once.” Deathstroke smirked darkly.
“True dat! Those pansies never do anything worthwhile. Just running like little bitches in the face of anything slightly scary. Ha!” Deadpool laughed.
“Deadpool! Deathstroke!” Twilight called out to the two from a distance as she came walking towards them with Celestia and Luna and the rest of the girls in tow.
“Welp. Looks like we have to deal with Sunbutt and Moonbutt.” Deadpool laughs.
Deathstroke gave an annoyed sigh as he tossed his cigarette to the ground and stepped on it, before making his way towards Celestia and Luna with Deadpool following beside him.
“We have much to discuss with you two.” Celestia said with a serious look.
“Yes, indeed you do.” Deathstroke said glaring back at the solar diarch. Startling her with his behavior towards her. As most would never dare to behave this way towards her and her sister.
“You are not to teleport away either!” Luna declared.
“As if you could stop us!” Deadpool laughed before slapping the lunar diarchs perfect ass hard, making her ‘EEP!’ before they all followed them back to their chariot.
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*Later that night*
Chrysalis was furious. Not only had she lost so many soldiers but she lost her right eye as well. The pain was unlike anything she had ever felt. Fortunately for her, her doctors managed to patch the wound up and give her something for the pain. Unfortunately though, her eye was lost and she would now have to wear an eyepatch over it or use a cosmetic spell to make it look like she didn’t. Which wouldn’t restore the eye, just make it look like she still had the other even though she didn’t.
Right now she was overseeing the commencement of a backup plan she had set up in case the attack on ponyville failed.
“Is everything ready?” She asked one of her changeling guards.
“Good.” She said as she entered the room where a massive arcane circle was drawn into the ground with pieces of the bus that crashed into ponyville when Deadpool and Deathstroke, laid into the middle of the circle neatly with magic symbols painted on it.
“I may not have been able to get those colts, but I can bring someone from where they’re from.”
Chrysalis said as she began channeling her magic into the magic circle and metal. The spell Chrysalis was using made it so she can reach into the place of origin by using an item as a conductor, such as the metal from the bus, and allowed her to reach into Deadpool and Deathstroke’s place of origin and pull someone out of there similar in power to the two.
As she poured her magic into the ritual, unique symbols began to appear around the room. The symbols began to spin around in a circle around the wreckage, moving faster and faster.
Chrysalis began to smile viciously, but quickly grew concerned when she saw the ritual was no longer under her control.
“What’s happening?” She asked.
“I don’t know, but the ritual is going out of control.” The changeling said as the room began to shake.
She could see the figures of individuals who were being pulled through the symbols that circled the room, their bodies glowing brightly. Too bright for any of their features to be seen.
Before anything could be done, the figures being summoned shot to the sky in bolts of light and were sent flying through the cave roof, smashing through it like it was nothing. The impact doing nothing to them. Not even leaving a scratch on them as they shot off into the sky as streaks of light and off into the distance.
Chrysalis, having been thrown back by the blast, slowly got to her feet and stared at the aftermath of what just happened. Not able to believe how things got out of hand. But she quickly snapped out of it and began ordering her drones to find those that she summoned. (5)
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The Joker was watching the news as he sat in the doctor’s office as it covered what had happened in ponyville. Eating a bag of popcorn as he watched the slaughter between the two colts.
“Well, well. Looks like Deathstroke is here as well. This should be fun.” Joker said with a sinister laugh as he stood up from the office desk, and put on a brown trench coat to hide his wings.
He walked out of the room and down the corridors of the children's asylum, bodies of patients and staff laying everywhere. Blood and body parts lay strewn about. Bloody handprints were streaked across the walls from desperate victims. Others had permanent smiles on their faces from the psychopathic clown’s Joker Toxin. The most disturbing part was that most of the victims were children.
“Well, this has been fun, now it’s time to cut loose and really show this world what I can do.” Joker said as he walked out of the building and was now a safe distance away from the building.
All while pulling a detonator out of his jacket and activating it.The building blowing up behind him in a fiery explosion that lit up the night sky in a fiery inferno of death and destruction. All the while Joker never looked back as he walked away from the explosion as he wore his signature evil smile as he stepped out into the dark city amongst the screams of terror and panic. Fading away into the crowd as if he was never even there. (6)
Author's Note
(1) I figured that the bat ponies would be more associated with Luna since they would most likely be nocturnal in this fic. That being said, they wouldn't be fond of Celestia for the whole banishing her sister to the moon instead of helping her first.
(2) I figured that this would be the best way for Deathstroke to control his slade bots since in Teen Titans he seems to be very skilled at making them, even though they never show him actually making them. I'm not sure if he actually makes them himself. If someone knows the answer please let me know.
(3) I figured since the world of Equestria is still stuck in a medieval like setting, they would use similar tactics that were used in medieval times for warfare.
(4) Large schools of fish do this to avoid and confuse predators in the ocean.
(5) Should I bring in just Marvel and DC characters? Or should I bring in a couple of other characters that were featured in deathbattle? If so, who?
(6) I'm just going to go with Joker being the way he actually is. A mass murder psychopath who is beyond redemption.
Hello everyone! I'm really sorry for the long wait on this chapter. Life has been hectic and I'm getting back into college again. Along with having a new job. As well as a whole entire list of other things.
There's no excuse for how long this took to make this chapter. But the main reason would be that I have had massive writer's block with this story. Thankfully due to some wonderful friends on this site I was able to push past it and finally able to get this chapter out and continue the story.
For the future though, I'm going to write smaller chapters for this story. Around 3k to 5k words in length so it will be much more manageable for me and much speedier publish them on here.
Any, thanks to all those who still stuck around and to those that left, I understand completely and am thankful you gave my stories a chance. There will be more to come in the future!
Also big shout outs to Xinrick , Phoenixcolt45 , SonicBlitz18 , and HydraLightning for helping me out with this.
As well as a big shout out to josue for keeping me going on this story and helping me through my writer's block with this story.
Anyways, thank you everypony and God bless.
~ Axel
Second Chances for Death's Friends
To those of you who have read the chapters I just posted. I have fixed the pictures that were not showing up in chapters 3 and 5. They are pictures that I got commissioned specially for this fic. The pictures are showing up now. You should give them a look they are awesome!
This the guy that did the art for the story:http://americandork.deviantart.com/
