Legend Of Navi: MLG Pro Legend

A small boy wandered through a dark forest riding a horse of brown color. The boy's name was Lonk, and Navi hated him. Navi was a faerie with a bright blue glow, looking to be a ball of light with wings. She had been assigned by the Great Deku Shrub to watch him, a small, idiotic boy. She hated her job. Having to escort Lonk and hold his hand on the path of adventure. Always about him and not her. And so she left, flying off into the distance. And then like a puppy, he followed her. She didn't object as she watched him riding toward her on 'his' horse, only for the horse to buck him down a hollow tree and into the darkness below. The horse spoke.

"Alright, kid's dead. Now what?"

This was planned of course, they both knew that there was a whole other world down that tree, Terminal or something. They didn't care enough to memorize it. They both had this planned. She spoke.

"Epona why am I not surprised that you forgot. Okay, look. You see the adventure hole that we threw him down?"

"Yup."

Adventure holes were a term she had coined, referring to these hollow trees that let out into other worlds and countries. That one would plop the kid on his own adventure, and they would find their own. Epona was the muscle, and she the brains. She kept talking to him. He was big, but not smart. At least he wasn't as irritating as that little SOB that she had been forced to take along.

"Well there's a bunch of others like it. This whole shitpile of a forest is full of adventure holes, so we just gotta pick one and jump in. You stole the kid's longshot, right?"

"Yup."

"Good. I don't want for him to get out of there by using that to climb back out. Plus we may need it if we don't like the hole we pick."

He nodded.

"Did you take his kokiri shank, goron tunic and zora tunic?"

"Yupyup."

"Good. The shank'll come in handy later. We can figure out a use for those later as well, I just wanted to steal stuff from the kid as payback for wasting my time. Little noob SOB."

"I also stole his wallet Navi! And his floaty boots and metal boots!"

She looked at him with a blank face (which was impressive and only seen to the horse as to any filthy humans she looked like a featureless ball of light).

"Epona....I'm just..."

She held her breath to not tear up as she flew against his muzzle.

"I'm so proud of you! Good job! Great initiative! That's five stupid points off your record of idiocy!"

"Yay! I'm not a stupid!"

"Don't ruin this. Now then, which adventure hole to go down?"

They both looked around, seeing many strange trees. A few were strange, looking like they had doors themed on holidays. Navi was too smart to fall for such pranks though, and they continued on. Then they found it. A large stump hole in the ground, with a sign above it showing six horses like Epona surrounded by six balls of light like Navi. She spoke.

"Okay I think that's a--!"

She didn't finish as Epona yelled out.

"It's perfect for us!"

Epona grabbed her in his muzzle and jumped down before she could even say 'trap'.

"EPONA YOU DINGUUUUUUUUUUUS!!"