Legend Of Navi: MLG Pro Legend

The two tumbled down through a massive void, feeling their bodies seeming to bend and distort, as they flopped unceremoniously onto the ground. Navi spoke after they finally stopped falling.

"Eeeehehhhhhhh. Epona.... You stupid dingus! If we died from that, I would've killed you! Eh, where are we?"

Navi looked around as she stood.

Wait a second.

WAIT A SECOND!

She...Stood. With legs. SHE HAD LEGS NOW!?

She looked over herself, her body seemed like Epona's unfortunately, but then again she still glowed as if she was made of light. Her legs- *squee! legs! She never had those!*- were long and slender, and she saw she still had her wings, and they were even a bit bigger than before. She felt a pair of antennae on her head, though they didn't seem to have any extra use other than better hearing. She looked over to Epona and spoke.

"EPONA! I TAKE BACK EVERY BAD THING I EVER SAID ABOUT YOU! THE MAGIC ADVENTURE HOLE GAVE ME LEGS! YOU PICKED RIGHT!"

"Yay! You got legs!"

Then Navi finally saw how Epona had been affected. She was actually a bit bigger with regards to him, but it could also have been that he was slightly shorter. He looked down on her with a dopey grin, a pair of massive anime eyes and a stout, muscular build. His coat was the same light brown with white splotches, as was his white mane. His eyes were now the same blue as the sky for some reason, but she decided not to question that. She hopped up with her legs to get an extra boost in flying. She spoke again, now used to the changes.

"Okay Epona, how do I look? Be honest with me, I don't want to have legs if I look like a moron."

"You look like a pretty little magic faerie horse!"

She sighed.

"I meant like details but why not. Magic horsey. Great. I'll find a puddle or something later to see myself. Do we still have the items?"

"Yup!"

He reached down with a hoof and opened his saddlebag before stopping and freezing in place.

"Ep? What's with the statue act?"

He slowly sat on his rear and looked at his hoof.

"My hoofses can open things... Like a hands!"

He stood on only his back legs for a moment, holding one hoof into the air with a triumphant grin. He turned and opened the saddlebag, pulling out the goron tunic. Navi tilted her head when he saw it.

"Huh. Whatever the adventure hole did to bring us here, it looks like the tunics actually might fit you. Weird."

"Yup! And with my hoofses being all skooshy and able to grab things-Urgh! Nyeh!"

He grunted and took off his saddlebags, putting on the red tunic. He replaced the saddlebags, but now without the saddle itself.

"I can wear things and do things like I'm a magic!"

She smirked as he looked at her with a stupid grin. He actually looked like he could handle an adventure now, fully armored with the red garb, as well as the iron boots (now turned into horseshoes perfect for him to use). He whipped out the kokiri shank (previously called a sword, but both of them had agreed it was too short to be a sword). He held it in his hoof, and stuck it back into the small sheath he had attached to his saddlebags.

"Alright, bring it down a notch Ep. We got the gear and you can actually use them now. Let's find an adventure!"

Navi flew up and landed on his head, nestling into his mane. The two looked around, finding themselves in a forest like the one they started in. Navi glanced up and saw the moon shining through the trees, and they heard a voice speak to them.

"What is this of which I now see, but an unknown stallion and a glowing breezie?"

Epona seemed to tense up,  pulling behind his short mane.

"H-hullo."

"Might I inquire of your identity? I'm sorry it is unbeknownst to me."

"Uh... Uh... Uh..."

Navi watched him stutter with a blush spreading over his face, she sighed and stood up in his mane and yelled out.

"OH FOR CRAP'S SAKE! My name is Navi and his is Epona! Who the hell...Are....You?"

She finally got a look at who she was talking to. She was only slightly shorter than Epona, and her body was covered in black and white stripes. Her eyes seemed to shine in the moonlight. She wore a set of golden bangles on her legs and neck, and she was giving a quizzical look at them. Of all the things Navi had expected, a striped horse was not one.

"Well little one of wrathful voice, Zecora is my name of choice."

"What's with the rhyming?"

Zecora blinked, giving off a blank expression.

"What? Has no one else asked you that?"

"That would be correct, as such I had no reason to expect...."

"Well do you have a reason, or are you just magic? Rhyme something with orange!"

"Shove off."

"So you AREN'T magic!"

Navi felt Epona push her down into his mane with a hoof. She whispered angrily.

"H-hey! What's the big idea!?"

"Don't be rude to her! She's pretty!"

Navi blinked.

"You like her!? You just met her!"

"She is pretty!"

"Ugh! Fine!"

She stood up from his mane again.

"Alright Zecora you don't have to rhyme for orange..."

Zecora let out a sigh of relief. Navi continued questioning.

"So, do you know where we can go for adventure? Preferably of the saving a princess and beating up a noob villain guy variety?"

"Well there is a legend of a nightmare, bringing eternal night from the castle there..."

She pointed a hoof in a direction. Navi memorized that and continued.

"Okay, next question. Do you know of a place where we can get healing potions that would work on my guy Ep here?"

"Indeed I know of a potion maker true, she stands directly before you."

"Oh. Well you live in these woods?"

She nodded.

"Cool, cool. Final question before we go off to adventuring, the big palooka I'm standing on thinks you're pretty. You wanna go out with him sometime casual style?"

Zecora seemed to blush.

"Well if such a fact is true, that is something I would happily do."

"Good! There ya go dingus!"

Navi stamped a small hoof on Epona's head.

"Now then, BACK TO ADVENTURE!"

Epona neighed out of habit, and then reared on his back legs before charging in the direction pointed out by Zecora.

"Let's go wreck this nightmare guy!"

"Yay!"