Legend Of Navi: MLG Pro Legend

They dashed through the forest toward their unknown goal.

"Thank you for the help Navi! Now I can go out with the pretty stripey mare later!"

"Eh you know I can't help but help a poor bastard when I see he has no chance otherwise. Still, let's go shank the super nightmare or whoever and grab her wallet. Villains always have lots of loot in their wallets. Maybe we could even get a better shank to use!"

"Yay!"

The two went along until they found a rope bridge stretched across a ravine. Navi immediately spoke.

"Okay that thing is so ratty it makes rats feel like they have to compensate or something. Longshot and hover boot horseshoe time!"

"Yay!"

He swapped out the shoes and took out the longshot, latching it into the opposite side of the ravine, pulling himself toward it and then floating over it, before landing and swapping to the iron shoes.

"Alrighty, let's keep going Ep!"

"Yay!"

The two continued forward, making their way until they reached a ruined and desolate castle.

"Hey Navi?"

"Yeah Ep?"

"I think we found the place."

"Yeah we did Ep."

"Are we gonna go fight a villain now?"

"Yeah. Let's go!"

"Wheee!"

The two charged into the castle, finding their way into an empty corridor. They heard a woman/mare's voice calling out and echoing down the halls of the castle. They walked up to the doorway to the room where it seemed to be echoing out from, holding up just out of sight. Navi leaned out of Epona's mane and grabbed the kokiri shank, pulling it with her into the mane.

"Fools! Did you really think you could defeat me!? Your elements lay shattered, their attempted bearers beaten, and even you... The student of sister dearest, fallen before me as if you were nothing. My night will last eternal, you have failed! I have- Wait. Who's there!? I can sense you so show yourself!"

A beam of blue magic scorched the ground in front of the doorway, and Epona sheepishly leaned his head around. Navi whispered in a low voice to him.

"Remember the script!"

Epona nodded, and slowly walked into the room, and then saw the 'nightmare' and the mares she had been fighting. He started speaking as he walked toward the nightmare, ignoring the deep gaze she was giving him.

"Hello sir or madam I am Sherman the insurance salesman of Intertech industries in your area. Tell me are you satisfied with your long distance care with regards to your insurance of the automobile in your current possession- NOW NAVI!"

Navi leaped from his mane, struggling with both front hooves to hold the kokiri shank. She lunged forward before 'nightmare' could realize what was happening.

"What the-what art thou doing small creature!?"

Navi held the blade to her throat, firmly planted on her back.

"Nobody move or the dominatrix gets it!"

The six mares' jaws had dropped and the nightmare wasn't moving, other than looking down.

"Alright! I'm Navi the badass! That's my muscle over there, his name is Epona! Now what's gonna happen is that your six are gonna give up whatever valuables you have or else imma gut this one like a fishie! Kapische!?"

They all scrambled to find valuable to throw forward to the small pony that held Nightmare hostage. Nightmare seemed unsure. Epona watched her raise an eyebrow and seem to lose all violent desire.

"You... You all would try to do such for my sake? Even for all I have done?"

The purple one spoke.

"W-well, yeah! No one should die from another beings desperation for financial help!"

"Thou cares...About me?"

"W-well yeah! Most ponies care about each other!"

The nightmare started twitching, white cracks seeming to spread along her form.

"W-w-w-w-w--w-w--w-w-wwww-hat is h-h-h-h---hh-appening....!?"

He voice seemed to distort, and white cracks exploded along her, and she burst apart in a wave of light. When it cleared, there stood a tall, slender mare, with a pastel mane and blue coat. On her flank was a mark of a moon surrounded by a splotch of black, and along with all this the mare had both wings and a horn. Now that she thought about it, almost all of the mares here had horns or wings! And Navi was pretty sure horses didn't come in that color. That seemed suspicious. Navi got up from where she had been tossed by the mare shattering apart, and was pulled up into Epona's mane again as he grabbed the kokiri shank again. They both watched in awe as another mare with both wings and a horn landed. Her coat was white, her mane seeming to blow in an ethereal wind, and her eyes were a pale lavender, showing both kindness and great age. The mark on her flank was strangely a sun. Navi decided that all of these butt marks must be  cultural thing, and decided to no be rude and thus not question it. She watched the white mare go to the blue one and let out some drivel about forgiveness and then they hugged. Then the white mare started talking t the other six.

"Twilight I am so proud of all of you for-"

"HEY! LOOK AND LISTEN SLUT!"

Navi decided to stop the moment there. From what she figured, the blue mare was possessed by a demon or something and she had gotten it exorcised, and this white slut was trying to make like Navi wasn't even there!? Hell no!

"My name's Navi the Faerie! And these six bitches didn't do nothing! It was me and Epona here that did that crazy magic shit!"

The now eight mares turned to look at them. Then Navi realized something. She was the equivalent of what Lonk should've been to other humans. Small, adorable, and awesome. And then she realized something else. Epona was a male. They were all female. From the looks the two with both horns and wings were giving him, they now stood on dangerous ground.

"Hey Ep?"

"Y-yeah Navi?"

"RUN THE HELL AWAY!"

The white one called out as they went.

"SEIZE THAT HOT PIECE OF- I MEAN THOSE TWO ATTEMPTED CRIMINALS!! THEY MUST BE..ER... QUESTIONED!"

"RUN EP! RUN LIKE THE SOUTHERN WINDS, ELSE YOU FEEL THEIR SOUTHERN WINDS!"

"I DON'T WANNA DIE LIKE THAT NAVI!"

"THEN RUUUUUN!"