Chapters It was a beautiful Friday morning when I arrived home from my final final exam of the semester. I went straight to the fridge to grab an ice cold Leinenkugel to celebrate. I went onto my laptop and watched a few episodes of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic to kill some time.
I’m trying to major in animation, which is why I mainly watch the show. While I also love the animation, I’m also drawn into it by its characters. I marvel as Rainbow Dash soars through the air, I laugh as Pinkie Pie sings her songs, I break into a huge smile when Fluttershy… acts like Fluttershy. Their incredibly human responses to things makes me feel with them even more. I find it all very… attractive, for lack of a better term.
One day, I was playing Rock Band on my Xbox when I heard a knock at the door. I rushed to see who it was, hoping not to miss them. I opened the door to find no one there. All I saw was a brown box with my name and address on it. I took out a steak knife and cut the tape. Once I opened the box, I couldn’t believe what I saw.
It was an odd looking board game with the My Little Pony logo. If you’ve ever played the board game Jumanji and have also seen the movie Jumanji, you’d know what I’m talking about here. You know how the game in the movie looked more, how do you say, “natural” than the cardboard version that you could actually play. What I had in my hands looked just like that natural version.
Even when I opened it up, it even looked really similar to the Jumanji board game, a winding pathway with multiple spaces and a gem like center. Wait. Pathway? Why is there only one path? Don’t other people want to play too? Either way I wanted to see what it was about, and I put the box in my living room.
Just like in the movie a piece was set at the very beginning of the path, and sure enough it was shaped like a pony. I thought,
Wouldn’t it be weird if I tried moving the piece but it was stuck just like in the movie ?
I touched the piece, but it wouldn’t budge.
Maybe someone super glued it on, those fuckers .
I then rolled the dice thinking, like an idiot, that the piece would move by itself. Snake eyes. To my total shock and surprise, I saw the piece move two spaces on its own. At this point, my eyes were glued to the gem center, certain it would say something like it did in the movie. Sure enough, hazy text appeared.
Make her moan, make her sigh. Have some fun with Fluttershy.
Moan? Sigh? What the hell?
I didn’t have too much time to ponder, as I was suddenly thrown into the air by an invisible force. As I fell down, I landed towards the green gem in the center, suddenly shrinking enough so that I would fit. There was nothing but darkness until I was strangly rendered unconscious.
I woke up outside in the grass. Why I was in the grass I had no idea. I looked around me, and the first sight I saw made me paralyzed in shock. Over a creek was a small wooden bridge overgrown with grass minus the dirt in the center that made a path. The path led to a small cottage with green foliage forming the roof. The way it looked along with the other scenery around me was unmistakable. This was the home of Fluttershy from My Little Pony. Which meant, I was in Equestria. I didn’t know what to think.
Should I run to the door, knock, and give her a hug? No, that would probably scare her to death. Should I visit Ponyville from here and meet everyone else? No, they’ll probably treat me the same way like they did with Zecora .
I opted for the most reasonable option. I went to the door and knocked, and when she answered, I would try to give the simplest explanation as to why I was here.
The door opened a crack. I saw the real life eye of the one they called Fluttershy, and my heart practically melted right there. She then opened the door wide, which I found oddly uncharacteristic of her.
“Oh, it’s you,” she sighed. “Please, come in.”
It’s you ? I thought. What did she mean by that?
“Please, make yourself at home,” she said directing me to her sofa. I sat down, looking in wonder at the inside of her house and how much it resembled the show. She then walked up to me. “So,” she said. “What do you want to do?”
Why is she asking me these weird questions? Why isn’t she freaking out that she’s talking to an animal that I assume she’s never seen before?
Either way, I decided to take advantage of her lack of apprehension towards me.
“Would you object if I gave you… a hug?”
Fluttershy seemed taken aback by my response.
“I guess,” she said, approaching me, “if that’s how you normally like to start this.” I was beginning to lose my composure about her strange behavior.
What if she really has a “shed?” Either way, what better opportunity to hug Fluttershy? I wasn’t going to blow this.
Fluttershy laid her body onto my clothed torso, and I wrapped my arms around her back. She then laid her head on by bare neck where my t-shirt ended.
“Oh my,” she sighed passionately. “Your skin is so soft.”
“Thanks,” I said. With my right hand, I stroked the center of her back down her neck. “Your coat is like satin,” I whispered. I then got the desire to feel her wings and see how that all worked. I started at the base of her wing, but before I could move on, her wings flared open, causing a bit of shock in me.
“No, no,” assured Fluttershy. “Please continue. I like it there.” I then began massaging the wings by the base, eliciting eerily sexual moans from Fluttershy. Then the poem came back to me.
Make her moan, make her sigh… Could it really be ?
Without warning she turned her body around, so now her flank was right in my face. She flicked her tail away, and I was practically horrified as I stared into Fluttershy’s moistening vagina.
As quick as my reflexes could allow me, I threw Fluttershy into the air. I knew she had wings to fly with, so I knew that she wouldn’t hit the ground.
“Huh?” she sighed in her usual demeanor. “What’s wrong? Was it something I did?”
“Uh yeah!” I yelled. “You shoved your pussy in my face!”
“Isn’t that what you wanted?”
“No! I just wanted a hug.”
“I thought that was some kind of foreplay.”
“Foreplay?!? You seriously thought I wanted to have sex with you?”
“Of course,” she said, retreating at my progressively booming voice, “I thought you knew that.”
Despite her attempts of trying to seduce me, I knew that this was still Fluttershy, and I didn’t want to turn into Gilda and make her cry. I lowered my voice.
“Knew what?” I said.
“Didn’t you read the rules of the game?”
“Game?” Then I remembered the board game. I just screwed around with the pieces and the dice, but I didn’t know that wasn't the only thing I’d be screwing around with.
“If you want to advance, you have to have sex with me,” she said.
“Please,” I said, becoming incredibly flustered, “I just thought that board game was just a silly little… I didn’t…”
“Oh,” said Fluttershy, her cheeks turning red, realizing what I was trying to say. “I’m so sorry that you had to find out this way,” she continued, “but the rules say that the only way to leave here and continue playing is if you have sex with me.”
“I got that,” I said.
“You may not understand now,” she said, “but you have to continue playing this game. Everyone else who’s stopped has never made it back out.”
“You mean like… died?”
“In one way or another, yes.”
I didn’t know what to say. I either had to have sex with a cute little cartoon character or die… someway. In all honesty, the apprehension came from not being prepared for this. I’ve beaten off a few times to clopfics and stuff I found on Google Images and e621.net, which I knew wouldn’t even be close to having sex with an actual pony, but I always expected sex to be something where I know someone for a time and then we do it when we feel like we hit that point in our relationship.
“Can we… talk?” I asked.
“This isn’t negotiable,” she said, “you must-”
“I got that. But I like to get to know the person- pony that I’m about to sleep with. Is that okay?”
“I don’t see why not.”
We talked for what seemed like hours about each other: her about her adventures with her friends and her tending of her animals, me about the customs of my world and the impact her and her friends made in our world through Lauren Faust’s TV show. This conversation made me much more relaxed and less unwilling to perform this unusually inevitable act.
“Fluttershy,” I eventually mustered.
“Yes?” she asked.
“I think I’m ready.”
“Would you like to go up to the bedroom?” she asked.
“I would like that very much.”
Fluttershy led me to her bedroom. She told me to take me clothes off and put them in a basket at the foot of the bed. I stripped down everything except my boxer shorts.
“Those too," she said. "How else am I supposed to-”
“Okay,” I relented. I threw off my boxers and revealed my as-of-then limp penis. I’m no Dirk Diggler, but it’s certainly not small enough to ridicule.
“Alright,” I said. “Just let me lay down on the bed.”
“You do whatever you want,” she said. I laid with my back flat against the soft mattress.
“Just so you know,” I said, “this is my first time.”
“Really?” responded Fluttershy sympathetically. “I sure hope I won’t disappoint then.” She crawled onto the bed with me, and we began.
She started by caressing the head of my penis with her soft face. After ten seconds, she put her lips on it and gave it a small kiss. She then placed her pursed lips onto the tip of my penis and enveloped her warm, wet mouth around my whole organ. The warmth and wetness of her mouth started getting me hard instantly. Fluttershy then got the really bright idea of lightly gnawing my shaft with her four front teeth. As the pressure in my cock increased so did the pressure of her mouth. The feeling was indescribable on a level I could never have thought to comprehend.
“Fluttershy,” I said, almost squealing by accident from the pleasure.
“I’m not hurting you, am I?” asked Fluttershy, concerned.
“No,” I said. "Could you turn yourself around? I want to pleasure you now.”
Fluttershy turned around, putting her wet vaginal lips close to my face, while keeping her face close to my organ. She began swirling around my penis with her tongue, while I reached inside and fingered the inside of her vaginal walls. Fluttershy’s body tremored slightly, providing me with a wonderful sensation. I never thought of how vaginal fluids tasted before, and I’ve always been a little squeamish about it in all honesty. Every clopfic I’ve ever read said that they were delicious, so with slight hesitation, I dove my tongue in.
I expected a very vinegary or sour taste, but I found that it tasted very sweet. It might be because they’re magical talking ponies and not humans, but the taste of her vagina was awesome as I licked up, down, around, in and outside of her gooey orifice. It was kind of like if they mixed fresh maple syrup with a hint of strawberries. Why a pony’s vagina would taste like that, I’ll never know, but I had the thought leave my head, lest it turned me off.
Fluttershy was in such pleasure that she forgot to continue licking me. I could tell by her moans getting ever so louder that she was soon about to climax. I decided to stop eating her out and took a breather.
“Is everything okay?” asked Fluttershy. I got up and knelt down on my knees, soaking my legs in Fluttershy’s juices. “What are you doing?” she asked.
“Kneel down, facing away from me,” I said.
“What?”
“Kneel down and close your eyes.” Fluttershy did as she was told. With a small amount of waiting, I grabbed her by the haunch and quickly inserted myself into her.
The feeling made us both yelp in ecstacy.
“Oh,” moaned Fluttershy. “You startled me.”
“Me too,” I said with a giggle.
“I like it,” she said. I then began thrusting my penis into her vagina. I started delicately and slowly, not wanting to hurt her. “Is that all?” said Fluttershy. “Harder! Faster!”
I thrust harder and faster as she instructed me, demanding more and more every few thrusts. I then got an idea that would drive her wild. I grabbed my dick with my index finger running along the bottom. I thrust into her again, with my finger tilted just slightly enough to brush her clitoris. Fluttershy screamed, and not the kind of scream she did in Green Isn’t Your Color that was full of restraint. She screamed as if I was thrusting a knife into her and not my penis.
“Oh Celestia!” she moaned. I continued doing this motion as Fluttershy’s moans became louder and louder. She screamed again as a torrent of fluid washed over my entire penis and spilled out onto her bed. The feeling of my rock hard cock swimming in her warm syrupy juices began to cause me to orgasm. With a few pleasurable shocks as they ran throughout the nerves of my penis, my semen shot out of me and into Fluttershy’s womb. I pulled out, causing more liquid to flush out of Fluttershy and onto the bed. Seeing Fluttershy’s motionless body, I could understand that she would faint after an orgasm like that. I flipped one of her wet pillows over onto its dry side and lay my head down, feeling tired myself.
I woke up to Fluttershy’s face standing at the bedside.
“You know,” she said. “For a virgin, you certainly know how to show a mare a good time.”
“Let’s just say I’ve read a lot,” I said, stroking her mane.
“Whatever you read, you were certainly the best one I’ve ever slept with.”
“That’s good. Sorry about the mess.”
“Don’t worry, the pleasure was all mine.” She winked. I laughed.
“How do I go back now?” Fluttershy climbed up on the bed, and put her vagina to my face. “If you want me to eat you out again, all you had to do was ask.”
“No,” she said. “Put your face into me like a mask.” I pushed my face inside her pussy, allowing me to examine her insides. “Good luck!” she shouted.
All of a sudden, I felt a suction pulling me in further into her vagina. I felt as my entire body entered inside her and flew through her cavernous womb. As I flew, I saw a light at the end of the tunnel. I flew into the light and found myself in the air, back in my living room directly above the game board. I was then thrown onto the sofa along the wall. I noticed that my body was still stark naked and coated with Fluttershy’s vaginal juices, which began to soak the couch.
“Oh boy,” I said, nervous. “Mom is not going to be happy about this one.”
I went up to my room to throw some clothes on. Even though none of my parents would be home for hours yet, I still didn’t like parading around naked, even in my own house. I threw on another pair of boxers and a shirt. I went back downstairs to grab some paper towels and try and clean up the sofa as well as I could. When I got back downstairs though, I heard a slurping and moaning sound in the living room. I went in to find none other than Discord, the spirit of chaos, lapping up the puddles of Fluttershy’s excretions with pleasure. I was both horrified by his appearance and disgusted by what he was doing.
“I have to say,” said Discord. “These juices are very rich.”
“You’re disgusting,” I said as plainly as possible.
“Where are my manners,” said the draconequus, levitating in the air. “My name is-”
“Discord, I know, you-”
“Okay, blah blah blah all the introductions. How do you like your new game?”
“It’s… different.”
“I’ll take it.”
“What do you want with me?”
“Want with you? I just want to play a little game with you and-”
“Bullshit. I know you’re a first class liar. What do you want with me?”
“Fine. If you must know, this game has magical powers.”
“No shit?”
“It was just a group of horny bronies in some town in a place called Louisiana who casted some kind of black magic spell on a Jumanji board game and some of these My Little Pony figurines. And voila, you now see the finished product.”
That explains the ponies’ acceptance of the humans .
“What happened to them?”
“Beats me. I’m just accountable for the ones that were stuck inside the house.”
“Stuck inside the…” I went to the door to open it, only to find it locked and shut.
“It’s no use,” said Discord. “You can’t escape here until you win this game.”
“What have you done?”
“What have I done? You’re the one who rolled the dice.” Discord laughed.
“I ask again, what happened to those people?”
“Two of them were lost forever in the game world, how they died I don’t know, while one hung himself in the closet. The other starved to death once his refrigerator ran out.”
“Are there others?”
“Many,” said Discord. “But all failed. Just like you will.” Discord laughed again. I had enough of this. I grabbed the dice from the board.
“I’m going to take my turn now, so I’d like it if you left.”
“Fine, party pooper,” said Discord. I then felt my boxers be pulled down around my ankles. “Good luck,” he chortled behind my ear. I turned around to find no one there. Then I felt a moist flesh move from the bottom of the base of my penis to the tip, and turned to see Discord licking my dick underneath me between my legs as he flew into the gem at the center of the board. “You’ll need it,” he finally said before he was gone. Of all of the horrifying and disturbing things I had ever seen, heard, or felt in my life, nothing will top Discord licking my penis.
I wanted to be better prepared this time. Knowing that my life was on the line, I wanted to understand how to play this life or death game. I read the rules on the sides of the game board. It said that every space I land on will bring me closer and closer to nearing the end of the game. However, the game would get harder depending on the mind playing it. On every space, a pony whom I had to have sex with would appear in the gem. I would then be sent to Equestria to have sex with that pony. Once I reached the gem in the center, I would face the ultimate boss.
God, knowing this game, it will probably be Discord .
Once I defeat this boss, it said I would be the new “god” of this world.
Whatever that means .
However, I wasn’t going to win by reading instructions. It was time for another go.
I rolled the dice. Seven.
Yes, now my luck is coming back .
My piece moved seven spaces. I also noticed that the space I was previously on turned from its dirtied ivory color to a yellow space with Fluttershy’s cutie mark. The piece landed on the seventh space. The hazy text returned.
A genius pony at night and day, Twilight Sparkle is your next lay.
For some reason, I wanted to touch the gem to see if it felt like something when pulling me in. I was then pulled through the gem portal and sucked in, shrinking to fit.
It feels like being pulled into really loose clay .
I fell unconscious again.
I woke up inside the library of Twilight Sparkle. I saw Spike looking over me. I was half expecting him, seeing how I’m already fully aware of the game and who I was supposedly supposed to have sex with.
“Twilight, he’s here,” called Spike.
“What?” I managed to get out. Suddenly, the purple unicorn appeared in a flash of white. Even though I knew she could do that, it still scared the hell out of me.
“Oh my goodness,” said Twilight in an insanely excited voice, pulling down my pants with her magic horn. “I’ve been waiting FOREVER for my next turn.”
“Waitwaitwait!” I said to the frisky mare.
“Wait? I don’t want to wait anymore.” I thought real hard through my panic, but I remembered the friendship report written by Spike in Secret of My Excess. It was a long shot, but it could do the trick.
“Today I learned a great lesson about friendship. Well, you might think that it would feel good to get lots and lots of stuff, but it doesn't feel nearly as good as giving something special to somepony you really care about. But I learned that it truly is better to give than to receive, and that kindness and generosity are what lead to true friendship. And that's more valuable than anything in the world.”
Twilight was taken aback by the use of that report, but she interpreted it the way that I had hoped and she settled down.
“So, what do you want to do?” she asked me.
I loved the way Twi and Me was written, but I knew that the best part of the sex that I had with Fluttershy was the spontaneity. So I opted to try something. Despite how original I wanted to be, I have always wanted to lick a unicorn’s horn.
I slowly brushed Twilight’s beautiful mane to put her in a sense of ease. I then wrapped my lips around the base of Twilight’s horn and sucked, bringing me further up. I tried sticking my tongue on it, but the static shocks I was receiving made me hesitant. Twilight was fully enjoying this. She moaned as my lips slowly escalated up the horn.
I then decided to stop being such a pussy and put my tongue on her horn. Despite the initial pain, the shocks ran through my body and to my groin, causing one of the fastest “get-ups” I’ve ever experienced. I went back to sucking the horn while licking it in circles. These actions made Twilight drip a little from her vagina. Spike suddenly appeared behind her and lapped the juices that spilled onto the floor. I pulled away.
“Dude,” I yelled. “That’s messed up.”
“Spike!” yelled Twilight. “Go away. You’re ruining it.” Spike ran downstairs, not to be seen again. “Sorry,” she said. “Spike can’t help himself sometimes.”
Baby dragon my ass .
“Now what?” she asked.
“Well,” I asked. “What do you want to do?”
“Nopony has ever asked me that,” said Twilight. “In all honesty, I just want you to rut me.”
“Really?” I asked. “Just that.”
“Mmhm.”
I walked around to Twilight’s rear.
Jesus. It’s wetter than the Mississippi here .
My dick was getting hard looking at her dripping pussy. I knelt down, putting my face right up to her moist lips. I then hugged her ass and dragged my face up from the bottom of her vagina. I heard the pony yelp when I started at the bottom, more than likely having touched her clit. I then decided to rev her up by gently gnawing her clit with my teeth, swirling my tongue on it too for good measure. The poor pony had trouble keeping herself together, writhing and squirming the entire time.
“Quit teasing me and rut me!” she shouted. I did as she told me, and I took my fully hard boner and plugged her vagina with it.
Twilight couldn’t be any happier, her whole face sweating with a large smile. I wanted to do something similar to my clitoris trick that I did with Fluttershy, so I formed a thumbs down with my right hand, and grabbed my dick with my other four fingers, my thumb below my penis. With my hand positioned where it was, my index fingers knuckle was rested on her ass. Whenever I would thrust forward and back, my thumb would rub her clitoris while my thumb would press onto her asshole. Twilight was going wild.
“Stick it in me,” she moaned.
“I already am,” I said.
“NO! Your fingers. Stick them in my flank!”
I assumed that since I was already working on her vagina, I assumed she meant her asshole.
Whatever floats her boat .
I took my knuckle off of her ass, and stuck my left middle finger in her ass.
I was expecting to come across a sloppy pile of shit as I dug inside of her, but it was immaculate inside her. As I worked my finger inside her, I also squeezed her anus at certain times, eliciting a moan from Twilight. I continued rubbing Twilight’s clit with my thumb, fingering her in two places and rutting her as well. The feelings of Twilight’s vagina and her ass around my finger were more than I could bear.
Twilight’s multiple penetration also seemed to get the best of her. We both moaned as our orgasms came. And in a magical moment, we both came together, her flood of fluids being hit by my string of semen inside her womb. The pleasure in Twilight caused her to swoon, forcing me to pull out before she bent my penis with her fall, causing our liquids to spill over the floor. I laid on my back next to Twilight’s flank as I pet her sensitive vagina, causing Twilight to kick involuntarily. I then opted to lick her vagina to see what she tasted like. Hers tasted like a fruity syrup also, but I couldn’t put my finger on it.
Blackberry? Huckleberry ?
It was some kind of berry I could be sure. I then smelled my finger to see if her ass was at least smelly. The only scent I could pick up were any vaginal juices that got onto my hand.
Twilight eventually woke up.
“Are you ready to go back?” she asked.
“Wait,” I said. “Let me put on my shorts first. I don’t want to keep replacing a pair of shorts every time I come here.”
“What do you mean?”
“My first one was at Fluttershy’s house. I left my clothes there.”
“I’m sorry. Tell you what. I’ll grab your clothes from Fluttershy’s and then the next time you come here to have sex with somepony, you can come here and get your clothes back.”
“That sounds great. I’d like to go back now. The quicker I get through this thing the better.”
“You were great,” said Twilight. “No one has ever made it before, but I hope you’re the one.”
“Thanks.”
Twilight then enveloped her vagina around my face. Before I could be sent back, I licked the inner wall.
Raspberry, that’s it .
I was then sucked through her vagina and thrown back into my living room on the couch.
“Okay,” I said. “This couch is probably a goner.”
I looked at the space where my piece was, and smiled to see a purple space with a magenta star on it. Next move, here I come.
So far, this game has been particularly fun. I get to go to Equestria, and then I can fulfill my fantasies of having sex with its inhabitants. I grabbed the dice and threw them on the board. Three.
Damn .
I looked at the board to see where I would be sent to and who I’d do it with. The text appeared:
The slow and steady always win races, so you’ll be going back eight spaces .
Fuck my life .
I was now two spaces from the Fluttershy space. The only thing to do now is to see what comes next. More text:
Feeling homesick? Have no fear. Use this gift to send them here.
A gold pearl or something floated out of the green gem and over the board. I grabbed it and observed it.
Send them here? Like to my house?
I then remembered the couch and that mom was going to be home soon. I looked at the clock but found that it was stopped at 2:15, which didn’t seem possible considering I was home at 12:30 and I have been playing this game for at least 3 hours. I looked at my iPod Nano with a watchband, and sure enough, 2:15 with the second hand frozen in place. It seemed that the game had stopped time.
At least I don’t have to worry about that conversation for a while .
Feeling a bit hungry, now that it was nearing dinnertime for me, I grabbed a slice of leftover pizza from the fridge. Before I took a bite, I felt a moist warm feeling around my penis. It felt very pleasurable, but only until I remembered that there could be only one thing that would be pleasuring me. I peeked into my boxers and found Discord in my pants sucking me off.
“Don’t mind me,” he said. “I’m just getting the stuff you left over from the unicorn.” I pulled Discord out by his horn. My pants must have turned into a Mary Poppins bag, as he came out full size. “You have to ruin everything don’t you?” complained Discord.
“Now that you’re here,” I said, “what is this?” I showed him the pearl.
“Did you read the instructions?”
“Yeah, but how do I actually use it.” Discord sighed unhappily.
“Before you’re sent to the game world, you place the orb into the gem, and the pony you would have sex with will arrive in this house.”
“Great. Now fuck off.”
“So rude,” said Discord. “Well, bye.”
He flew back into the gem.
What a prick .
I then took the dice and rolled them. Ten.
Great.
Now I had made up for the spaces I lost. The piece moved ten spaces. Text appeared:
Don’t be stingy. Don’t be shy. Take a bite of Pinkie’s pie .
Clever .
I was then hurled into the air to be sent to, I presumed, Sugarcube Corner.
I was right, for as soon as I landed inside the gem, I found myself flying out of a large cake in the colorful kitchen of Sugarcube Corner. Pinkie Pie saw me fly out and got excited upon my arrival.
“Yippee!” she shouted. “It’s my turn!”
She pulled off my boxer shorts and shirt and began readily licking all of the cake and frosting that was all over me. I started to feel turned on when Pinkie took a handful of wrecked cake, shoved it in my mouth, and then proceeded to tongue the whole of my mouth, getting every last morsel of cake.
Sometimes, I felt like putting my tongue in there and playing with hers. She enjoyed this. It started getting really kinky when, from her excitement, she began dripping juices from her little, pink pussy. She noticed this, and then she told me to stand up, which I did. She then pushed me hard enough to fall back into the cake, causing more to fall over me. Pinkie then ran over to me, turned around and began wiping her wetness all over my face. I couldn’t help but notice that her juices tasted like cotton candy. Pinkie then faced me again and licked all of her excretions off my face.
“When do I get to pleasure you?” I asked.
“Slow down, Mr. Rushy. You’ll get your turn.”
I then thought she would eat more cake off of me, but instead she began to pool all of the cake that had fallen on me over my groin. After making a decent tower of cake, she slowly licked and sucked the cake off. I realized that she would be coming for me soon, and my penis stiffened in anticipation. Her mouth got closer and closer to my dick, and when she finally got close enough, she surprised me by putting her whole mouth around her tower, the pieces of cake being pulled upward, and dragging along my erect penis.
Instead of eating these, however, she kept the cake that she had in her mouth and pushed it into my cock. Wanting to feel Pinkie Pie and not the cake, I told her to swallow, and then finish the job. She ate her cake and continued sucking me. Her moist mouth and warm tongue licking my penis was sensational. I couldn’t help but cum just a mere second later.
Pinkie knew that I had came, so she sucked my penis hard like a McDonalds milkshake, sure to get the liquid she wanted out. When she felt like she had sucked me clean, she swallowed with a hearty, “Ahh.”
“Okay," said Pinkie Pie, “your turn.”
She turned around and sat on my face, putting my head under the pressure of her ass. I knew what she wanted, so I began licking her hard. Pinkie tensed up at my tongue’s contact with her clit, and then, her muscles loosened again. I then got up, picked Pinkie Pie up and placed her on her back on the cake. I then grabbed a handful of cake and smeared it from the base of her tail, over her asshole, and over her pussy. I then placed my tongue on the base of her tail, and slowly licked down.
Pinkie got excited as my tongue went over her literally caked anus, and then she convulsed in pleasure when I licked her vaginal lips. I repeated the process, going faster and faster, while Pinkie’s vagina got wetter and wetter. She was moaning and groaning as I continued. I then applied a stern amount of pressure on her clitoris with my tongue, rubbing it as hard as I could. Pinkie couldn’t hold it in. She began to moan loudly, cueing me to put my face into her pussy. A torrent of fluid rushed out of her and onto my mouth. Despite the end of her orgasm, I drank as much of the fluids out of her as I could.
I gently stroked Pinkie’s sensitive lips and plucked at her anus. I then crawled over to the elated Pinkie Pie, her tongue hanging out and panting like a dog. I kissed her mouth.
“I’m ready to go back now,” I said. I didn’t want to be rude, but the quicker I could finish this, the better. Pinkie, still at a loss for words, pointed to her vagina. I stuck my face in and she sucked me in. I was thrown back into the house.
“Alright,” I said. “I’m halfway through with the Mane 6. Who’s next?”
I was about to pick up the dice when I remembered something. My crotch was caked with, well, cake. I decided to throw my boxers in the laundry hamper in my room. I then jumped into the shower, letting the warm water flow over my skin. It was nice to take a small break. I went to reach up to get the shampoo to scrub my pastry filled pubes when I felt something wet and flexible penetrate my ass. I then felt a hand around my penis as it began to jerk me off. The hand was much like a lion’s paw. Knowing who it was, I kicked behind me, pushing Discord off of me and removing his tongue from my ass. He then spat my shit from his mouth into my sink.
“You know,” he said, “that was not a very good flavor. You should consider changing your diet. Perhaps more fruits, vegetables… or nuts!” Discord leapt towards me. He then shoved his ballsack into my mouth. Having had enough with his rape attempts, I clamped down hard on his genitals. Discord didn’t even scream. He just convulsed in pain. He even used the toilet to vomit.
“Fine you little shit,” scowled Discord. “If that’s how you want it, I’m going to make one of your harder missions happen next. Have fun, you cunt.” Then, poof. He vanished. I finished my shower and flushed the toilet. I then brushed my teeth with half a tube of toothpaste to get the taste of Discord out of my mouth.
I went downstairs with a fresh pair of boxer shorts (I decided to go shirtless from this point forward). Deciding to get this harder mission out of the way, I rolled the dice. Eleven.
Excellent .
The text appeared. Oh my gee, oh my gosh. You’ll be doing Big Macintosh .
“What the fu-” I was hurled into the board.
I woke up on Sweet Apple Acres in a bale of hay. I watched as Applejack, Big Macintosh, and Apple Bloom ran up to me.
“Howdy partner,” said Applejack.
“Who’s turn is it?” I pointed at the red stallion. Big Macintosh got looks from everyone.
“Eeyup,” said Big Macintosh. Applejack and Apple Bloom gave Big Mac and I some space.
Immediately, Big Macintosh sat down next to me, feeling dejected.
“Are you okay?” I asked.
“Nnope.”
I need to ask more direct questions .
“What’s wrong?” I asked instead.
“Well,” he answered, “I have a reputation around town. They call me The Ender. That means I’m usually the last pony that someone sees when they quit or fail.”
“I guess the problem is that all these people expect to come here and screw the mares and become turned off when they’re sleeping with a stallion, right?”
“Eeyup.”
“Well, guess what?”
“What?” I leaned into him, and cupped my mouth around his ear and whispered the two words that made him happier than ever:
“I’m bisexual.”
Yes, I’m bi. I don’t just jerk off to the mares. I also find myself getting stiffies for Shining Armor, Braeburn, and the stallion sitting next to me. Either way, Big Macintosh practically jumped onto me to hug me. I rubbed his back. I realized that this was where I wanted to begin.
“Hey, Big Mac?”
“Eeyup?”
“Do you mind if I… cuddle with you? It’s something I always wanted to do actually.” Big Mac smiled.
“Eeyup.”
Big Mac got off of me and made a pile of hay to connect to the one I was laying in, forming a large bed. Big Mac then got down and laid on his side. I got up and spooned him. I wrapped my arm around Big Mac’s torso, rubbing my hand over his ribcage. I then moved to his shoulders and massaged them, pressing hard with my thumb and circling around. I could see over Big Mac’s waist that his erection began to come out, anticipating the intercourse. I then wrapped my arms over Big Mac’s tummy and rubbed gently with my hand.
Sometimes, my fingers would brush against his cock, so I decided to stop playing. I massaged the base of his penis with my hand, which I barely managed to fit my hand around. I could feel Big Mac’s boner stiffening even more. It even got my penis to become hard. I then cradled his balls with my hands, which Big Mac seemed to enjoy. I had to get up for the next part, I ran my fingers from his balls down his guche. Big Mac could hardly contain himself. I then encircled my fingers around his asshole. Having enough with the teasing, Big Mac whipped his tail at my face. I then dug my finger straight into his anus.
Big Mac began panting. He then contracted and pushed the muscles in his rump, giving my finger the impression that his anus was sucking it. From what I felt, Big Mac was a natural. I couldn’t take the excitement anymore, I took my finger out and pulled down my pants. Big Mac was first disappointed that I had stopped, but got excited again at the sight of my erect cock. I then wasted no time in plunging my penis into Big Mac’s ass. Big Mac continued to “suck” with his asshole. I hated to admit it, but the feeling of Big Macintosh’s asshole around my penis was even better than the insides of the mares’ vaginas. I wanted to thrust some, but I was stopped by Big Mac.
“Don’t you worry ‘bout a thing,” he said. “Just sit tight. The pleasure’s all mine.” Big Mac continued to work my penis until at long last, I finally came. Big Mac stopped sucking and let me pull my still hard penis out of his ass.
I felt bad for Big Macintosh, since he didn’t have a chance to cum. My ass and my mouth were too small for Big Mac’s boner to fit, so I figured I try and do my best. I stuck my finger inside Big Macintosh’s asshole, and then two fingers, until I began to work my hand and then my arm all the way inside Big Mac’s anal cavity. I then felt around until I found the prostate.
I began massaging the prostate with one hand while jerking off Big Mac with the other. Big Mac rolled onto his back to make it easier for me. The combination of his massaged prostate and the upward and downward motion of his penis was finally making the red stallion cum. His penis convulsed as a fountain of semen shot up into the air and rained down upon us. If I was going to have a male partner in the future, there was a chance I would need to know what semen tasted like. Without holding my breath, I licked a gob of semen from my hand. Strangely enough (at least, not for this world), his semen tasted like granny smith apples, though not sour at all and had a strong hint of yeast. I then tried some of my own semen that I pulled from Big Mac’s ass. It was the same except for the apple taste.
“Don’t worry,” said Big Mac, “I got the rest.” Big Mac then licked all of the semen off of me. Once I was good as new, I cuddled with Big Mac for about a half an hour.
After putting my boxers back on, I told Big Mac I had to go. Big Mac thanked me for being “the only one” and then hugged me. I then stuck my face into his asshole and was sucked up back to my house. Discord was waiting looking incredibly frustrated.
“Ha!” I laughed. “You didn’t think I went that way, did you?”
“Oh really?” asked Discord. “Do you go this way?” He handed me the dice. I rolled them. 5. I moved another five spaces. The text appeared. Here’s a pony you want to be with. The sweet and luscious Granny Smith .
“Oh FU-!” I was whisked back into the board.
Sweet and luscious my ass.
After I got back from the awkward, miserable, yet embarrassingly successful sexcapade with Granny Smith, I immediately went up to the shower to clean my penis off from the guilt and shame.
Okay, I got my punishment for biting Discord’s balls. I just pray I don’t get another one like that . I grabbed the dice and threw them to the board. Another snake eyes. Seriously, if I get the old male pony that they sometimes show in the show, I’m offing myself . The text appeared, and I had my fingers crossed.
Loving her will erase your disparity, the generous and sweet Rarity .
"Alright," I said.
I jumped into the gem.
I woke up inside Carousel Boutique (I assumed). It was dark and there were clothes hanging around me.
Am I in the closet ? Not long after I thought that, my next pony was opening up the closet.
“Now, where did I put that thing?” she pondered to herself. She pulled the clothes to the side and found me huddled inside, no doubt surprising her. “Wa-ha-HA!” she screamed.
“Oh jeez,” I screamed. “I’m so sorry that I startled you.”
“Oh, it’s nothing,” she said, calming down. “Could you be a dear and help me find my toy? I seemed to have misplaced it.”
Toy ?
I the heard a faint buzzing sound from upstairs. I ran upstairs, and heard the buzzing distinctly behind one of the closed doors. Upon opening it, the sight I was greeted to was the most shocking thing that I have seen since, well, when I got a good look at Granny Smith’s pussy. I saw Sweetie Belle lying on the ground on her stomach, her face in pleasure as a vibrator dildo was planted firmly inside her vagina.
“Hey,” I whispered, close to fainting, “I think I found your ‘toy.’” I blacked out.
“Darling?” I heard. “Are you alright?” I opened my eyes to find Rarity looking up at me. I felt the soft padding of the mattress I was lying on, realizing that I was on Rarity’s bed in her living room. “Thank goodness,” she sighed.
“Hey,” I said. “Where’s Sweetie Belle?”
“She’s playing with her friends now.”
A small filly masturbates with a dildo and she gets no punishment? This fucked-up world never fails to surprise me .
“That’s not important,” she said. She began crawling over and on me until her face met mine. “What’s important is where you’re going to be.”
She then rubbed my penis with her moistening vagina, which I could tell what was happening since the crotch area of my boxers was feeling increasingly wet. My penis began getting hard at her juices soaking through my undergarments and onto my dick. Then, she applied more pressure to my crotch. I felt the lips of her pussy pinch my boxers multiple times. She flared her lips open and I felt a draft over my now exposed cock.
“Did you just… unbutton my boxers with your vagina?”
“Well,” she admitted, leaning close to my face, “I am a pony of many talents.”
I then decided to do what I felt would be right when having sex with a lady like Rarity. I tenderly caressed her mouth with my lips. She returned my kisses with her tongue inside my mouth. She then squeezed my penis with her thighs and began pulling and pushing. The feeling of her soft coat was unbelievable for my penis. I definitely wouldn’t forgive myself if I came all over her room. Plus, I wanted to get a little time with her talented vagina. I broke my kiss and rotated the unicorn around, her ass in my face and my cock in hers.
“I want to kiss your other lips, if you catch my drift,” Rarity giggled seductively.
I began French kissing her vagina, her vaginal lips perfectly replicating the lips of her mouth. Tasting her juices was a pleasure also. Unlike her friends, who had sweet fluids, hers were a bit more tart, but given the flavor, it couldn’t have been better. Rarity’s juice was like that of the finest red wine. The luscious taste made me “kiss” harder, not wanting to miss a single drop. Rarity was busy licking the head of my penis. It wasn’t until I took a break to lick my lips that I realized that sucking cock was below Rarity.
I picked up the mare again.
“Hey,” she whined. “I wasn’t finished.”
“Stop whining,” I said.
“Whining? I was not whining, I was complaining. Do you want to hear whining? This is whi-” She shrieked mid-word once I slipped Rarity’s vagina onto my cock.
“No,” I said. “This is moaning.”
I then thrust my waist in and out of her pussy, eliciting moans from her.
“Oh yes,” she groaned in pleasure. “Rut me like a cheap, five-bit whore!”
I thrust as hard as I could. From the deep winded moans and groans that came from her she really seemed to enjoy it. My moans came out when she started working her vagina on my penis. With my vigor and her technique, we both had massive orgasms at the same time. I slid my cock out of her and laid her on my stomach, her ass to my face. Rarity contracted her rump muscles and a flood of secretions, semen, and her urine washed over my body. I was surprised that she could do such a thing.
“What?” she asked. “Can’t the classy have fun too?” I then took my dry hand, and did my best to wipe her vagina dry, tickling her in the process. “You were quite the gentlecolt,” she said. “No one’s ever kissed me during. It’s as if you actually… cared for me.”
“Of course,” I said. “Why wouldn’t a generous pony like you get what she wants.” She pecked me on the lips. Then she turned and put her vagina to my face.
“We must go at it again,” she said.
“Yeah,” I agreed. I then stuck my face into her vagina and was sucked in, bringing me back into my living room.
Of all the ponies I’ve layed today, she had to be the best one I’ve had. I expected a slow gentle experience from her, but she really knew how to hold her own.
But seriously, what was up with Sweetie Belle ?
I perished the thought. I then found the slice of pizza on the counter that I had forgotten about earlier. I was so hungry now that I gobbled the slice in a couple of bites.
I knew I was going to be here until I finished the game, so I decided to pop another beer and settle down. I plopped on the sofa, only to find it still wet with juices.
Is that even possible? Wouldn’t they have dried by now?
“Whoopsies,” said a voice that I was dreading the sound of. Discord sat on the other side of the sofa unbeknownst to me. “You shouldn’t be drinking,” said Discord, stealing my beer. “You have far too many ponies to bony!” Discord laughed at his rhyme and downed the beer. “I prefer the Honey Weiss.” He handed me the empty bottle and disappeared back into the board.
At least he didn’t molest me this time .
I grabbed another beer from the fridge with one hand and pulled out a knife with the other. If Discord was going to try and rid me of my booze, he’d have to answer to Mr. Paring. Not taking any chances, I downed the beer. Despite its wetness, the couch now had a pleasant odor coming from it, so I took a small nap to give myself a recharge.
I woke up, again with time frozen. I knew it was time to do something, so I went to the kitchen so I grabbed the dice, tossed them and hoped for the best. Five.
Could be better .
The text appeared:
The choice you make will aid you, pard. Choose your level: Easy or Hard .
Screw it. Let’s gamble . “Hard,” I said. The text disappeared. More appeared:
The Queen of the Changelings will give you bliss. Your next lay is Queen Chrysalis .
Suddenly, I was ecstatic. I didn’t want to miss this opportunity. I grabbed my “home” orb from my pocket and plopped it into the gem before I could be sucked in. This is going to be good. I then heard a *whoosh* from the upstairs, leaving me to see who it was. I peeked into my room to find the black queen of the changelings herself, Queen Chrysalis, lying on my bed.
You might be wondering what possessed me to use my home orb on some pony like her. The funny story about that is, that I had a very kinky dream involving her. Do you remember the scene in American Beauty where Lester dreams of Angela in a bathtub? Imagine me as Lester and Queen Chrysalis as Angela, and you’ll see what I mean (if you haven’t, YouTube it (or better yet, watch the whole damned film. It’s brilliant). After that dream, I became obsessed with her. Now, I finally had my chance with my dream mare.
“Wha- What is this?” said the queen in her dual voice.
“You’re in my home,” I said.
“Why did you bring me here? I assume it’s my turn?”
“Yes.”
“How interesting. What’s your pleasure?”
“My pleasure?”
“You can have any pony you want.” She then proceeded to change into multiple ponies and listed their names in their respective voices. I couldn’t bring myself to have her in another form, and not just because she wouldn’t feel the same as the real pony. She changed back to her original form. “Say whomever you want, and she’s yours.”
“Alright,” I said. I then slowly crawled onto my bed and laid down on my side as she was, facing her. I stroked her neck softly with my hand. I was amazed by the feel of her. She had no fur like the other ponies, but her skin was as smooth as a baby’s bottom. “I want Queen Chrysalis. Can I have her?” Chrysalis was shocked by my answer.
“You want me?” she asked. “I could give you somepony more beautiful than I, and you choose me in my current state? Why?”
“You could never give me any pony more beautiful as you.” I began to stroke the back of her neck, starting from behind her ear and to her wings, brushing her hair in the process. Chrysalis did something that broke my heart: she began crying.
I was almost brought to tears by the sight of this. It’s much like many people’s reaction to seeing Fluttershy or even Pinkie Pie crying. Such sweetness and joy washed away from them by tears of sadness. I comforted the crying changeling by wrapping my arms around her neck, almost like a girl would do with a teddy bear, but more snug, so I could ensure comfort for both of us. My embrace stopped her sobbing, and she put her forelegs around me and held me tight. My face was now in her bosom, and I rubbed my face against it affectionately, and she rest her head upon mine. In this position, we both fell asleep.
Not being able to keep track of the time, as time was frozen, I assumed that I had what I would have considered a “good night’s sleep.” I woke up to find my face in Chrysalis’ chest. With the arm that wasn’t under her neck I stroked her neck all the way over her stomach. I then reach my hand over her cute little rump and lightly felt around the area over her genitals. I found they were soaking wet. I lifted my leg to feel the chill of the liquid that was soaked my legs. My motion woke Chrysalis.
“What is it?” she asked. She noticed the wet spot on my legs and on my bed. “Oh my,” she gasped. “I’m sorry.” I turned to face her. She looked terrified at what she thought I would do to her.
“Please turn around,” I said.
Chrysalis turned around so her flank was in my face. I saw the drips of her juices streaming from her leg. Seeing how many of the ponies in this game world had actual flavors to their secretions, I was very eager to know what she tasted like. I then stuck my finger into her vagina, eliciting a sexual yelp from Chrysalis. I had some of her secretions on my finger. I was a little offput by how green and slimy it was.
Maybe the taste is better .
I put my finger in my mouth. Suddenly, I was in ecstacy. Her vaginal secretions tasted like a perfectly prepared glass of absinthe. For my twenty-first birthday, my parents treated me to a restaurant where they prepared absinthe. I’ve always wanted to try it, despite my parent’s wishes, saying I would hate it. I’ve always loved the taste of anise, and absinthe tastes exactly like that. I even have a bottle of imported Czech absinthe in my fridge downstairs, complete with sugar cubes and those special slotted spoons. Just thinking of having a glass sounded really good right now. Why not get it from the being in front of me.
I dove my face straight into her vagina, licking her walls and eventually her clitoris. Queen Chrysalis was in pleasure that she never felt before. Not only was she feeling the rush of sexual energy brought on by my tongue inside her, she was also feeding off of the love I was giving her. Usually having to resort to trickery to feed off the love of others, she was getting a pure dosage here. No lies, no deception. Just a man accepting her for what she was.
I then began tonguing her clit while periodically swirling it around her anus for good measure. Chrysalis couldn’t take it anymore. With a massive moan, a wave of green juices splashed in my mouth, filling it with her sweet liquid. I went as far as to swallow as much of the juice that flowed into my mouth. Chrysalis’ massive orgasm had her collapsed on the floor. After putting her back on my bed, I stroked her mane and went into the kitchen.
I knew that Queen Chrysalis’ secretions were absinthe flavored, but they didn’t have the same pungency that real absinthe does. I began to prepare myself a glass. In hobby, I’ve researched that you’re supposed to light the sugar cube aflame to produce a caramel which drips in the glass . With practice, I’ve nailed the technique. As I lit the cube aflame, I ate some more pizza from the fridge, knowing better to take such a potent drink on an empty stomach. When the glass was melted enough, I dropped the spoon into the glass and stirred the cube until it melted. I then noticed Chrysalis walking down the stairs.
“What is that you’re making?” she asked. So I tell her and prepare a glass for her after she asks for one.
She was amazed at the complexity of such a drink and how I handled it. Handing her the glass, she levitated it with her horn and took a sip along with me. She nearly dropped the glass back onto the table and began to shudder.
“What’s wrong ?” I asked.
“Nothing,” she spat. She then took the glass and downed it. I was amazed that anyone could do that. She set the glass back down and began to convulse on the ground. I was at her side trying to figure out what was going on. Suddenly her pussy began to enlarge, like it was holding something in. She then spilled more vaginal juice on the floor. She fainted on the ground again.
She woke up to me sitting next to her.
“Are you alright?”
“What was that you gave me?”
“Absinthe. It’s an anise flavored alcohol that-”
“Stop,” she interrupted. “Anise is an considered an aphrodisiac for a changeling.” She then looked at the puddle she made. “I’m sorry.”
“You could use a shower.”
“Can I take your absinthe?”
“What for?”
“You’ll see.”
I took her to the bathroom where I walked her into our bathroom, which was large enough to fit ourselves. Chrysalis left the glass of alcohol on the sink. I turned on the water and waited for it to get hot. Suddenly, I put two and two together between the shower and the absinthe.
“Get in,” I said. She got into the shower stall, me following behind after removing my boxers.
I then took my mother’s body wash from the collection of bottles on the end. I lathered her over with the slippery suds, making her nice and slipperly, which made me hard. I then massaged her already tender vagina, lubing her up for my entrance. I then requested that she knelt, which she did. I knelt as well and positioned my penis into her, letting out a moan as I did.
I leaned myself onto her, feeling her lubed up body with my torso and face. I then asked her to position the shower head over towards us. The shower then began spraying hot water all over us. The water provided extra lube for Chrysalis’ hairless body. As I rutted myself into Chrysalis, I rubbed my upper body all over her rump. Despite cumming two times already, she was still moaning like it was her first time of the day.
I didn’t have a large enough bathtub, but I was going to make sure I would make my fantasy a reality in the best way possible. I then began licking all over her. All the soap had washed off at this point, and I was able to lick her hairless body. She highly enjoyed it, sighing and moaning like crazy. I didn’t want it to end like this though.
I pulled out of her and I crawled up to her. I then began kissing her lips and began to work my tongue inside her. She still had the taste of absinthe in her mouth, which I highly enjoyed. She was careful not to pierce my tongue with her sharp fangs, for which I was thankful.
I rubbed my body all over hers, feeling her smooth skin all over my body. It felt absolutely wonderful. I then began moving down, kissing and licking her neck, down to her chest, then her stomach, which she rolled over for, and then her nipples, which caused more noises from her. I then began eating her out again, eliciting screams of pleasure. I then resumed rutting her with my solid penis.
I felt like I was going to begin to cum shortly. Chrysalis saw the look on my face and levitated the glass of absinthe from the sink, over the glass shower wall, and to her lips. Like the last one, she gulped it all. I then felt the walls of her vagina close around my penis, restricting my movement. I then felt a flood of liquids gush inside her and spurted out from her pussy and onto my crotch, legs, and torso.
The burst of Chrysalis’ secretions had a strange effect over my dick. It began to tingle until I felt the signs of an oncoming orgasm, only the pulsing of my nerves were highly intensified. I began to convulse from the overload of pleasure being pumped into my penis right now. I then shot a mighty load of semen inside Chrysalis.
Once we were relieved from the shock over our climaxes, I rinsed ourselves and the shower of the cum and secretions. After drying off, I then invited Chrysalis back to my bed, where we napped for a long time.
We woke up, again at an unspecified time, with Chrysalis hugging me.
“I can’t believe that,” she sighed. “You just made this the best day of my life.”
“You too,” I said.
“Again, thank you for all of your love.”
“They least I could do for my favorite pony.” We hugged again.
“We should do this again,” I said.
“Yes,” she said, “let’s.” She pulled off my covers, revealing my naked body, and began sucking my penis.
“What are you doing?” I asked.
“This is how I get home,” she said.
“Can I hug you one last time?”
“Of course,” she said. We made another embrace. She then began resuming her sucking. What happened next was intense.
Chrysalis began to be pulled into my penis. As a part of her body reached my foreskin, it shrunk to fit inside, her body slowly being “devoured” (for lack of a better term) by my dick. As it began to reach her rump, I couldn’t resist the urge to finger her pussy as it was slowly pulled in with the rest of her. When her body began shrinking to the point where my finger couldn’t fit, I pulled out and let the rest of her be absorbed. Once she was gone, my foreskin closed and opened again, revealing the head of my penis. I laid back down on the bed, elated that I finally got to fulfill my biggest sex fantasy.
I remembered that I was supposed to get a special prize for having sex with Chrysalis or something. I rushed downstairs to look at the board to see what it was. As I ran downstairs to the living room, I found Discord sitting on the countertop to the kitchen.
“O hai, Discord,” I said, trying to give my best Tommy Wiseau impersonation. Discord then vanished and appeared inches from me. He grabbed me by the neck and slammed my head against the wall.
“You little shit,” said Discord. “You aren’t supposed to be doing this well!”
“You mad, bro?” I mocked.
“Not for long,” said Discord.
He then ripped my boxers off and began licking my penis. I struggled to get away, but his arm was firmly held in place as he slipped his lips over my cock and began sucking away. Suddenly, I felt his tongue go into my urethra and into my testicles, or so it felt. I began screaming in agony.
It felt like thousands of pins piercing my genitals each second, getting deeper and deeper. As I began to black out, I saw a white body approach Discord from behind. The white body began using a green aura which covered Discord. Using the aura, my savior pulled Discord from me and forced him back into the board. This was the last I saw before I was unconscious.
“Shh, he’s getting up,” I faintly heard as I was waking.
I found myself on my bed under the covers. As my vision came back, I could see the full clarity of who my hero was. It was none other than Princess Celestia, who was lying next to me on the bed. Princess Luna was also there, but she was guarding the door.
“Are you alright?” Celestia asked.
“My balls…” I said.
“Yes, Discord really did a number on you.”
“What was he even doing to me?”
“Cheating is what he was doing,” barked Luna.
“What she means is,” answered Celestia, “is that Discord was trying to curse you.” I was confused.
“What kind of curse requires him to shove his tongue in my balls?”
“This curse supposedly destroys your sex drive and replaces it with agony.”
“Agony?”
“The closer you are to achieving an orgasm, your balls, as you eloquently put them, would begin to violently contract, causing the cursed individual to not want to continue with sexual activities.”
“Holy shit.”
“He’s frightened of you, dear. No one has ever gotten to this point or has been able to have sex with the ponies you had sex with. Your winning of the game could end his reign over this world.”
“Am I cursed still?” I asked concernedly.
“No,” said Luna. “While you were unconscious, we worked together to remove the curse from you. You are lucky that you were saved when you were, because had he fully completed his curse, it would have become irreversible.”
“Wait. How do you know this?”
“Someone had gotten to your point before you played this game. He wasn’t fortunate to be saved by us.”
“Wait,” I said. “If you saved me, why not him?”
“He didn’t complete the hard challenge.”
“Hard challenge?” I then remembered Chrysalis. Celestia levitated the board to me and layed it on my stomach. I looked at the gem. Words appeared: Your love for Chrysalis was unconditional and true, the rulers will now assist you . I almost giggled.
“And now that we’re here,” said Celestia, “Discord can’t bother you in this world or the game world now.”
“Bitchin’!” I exclaimed.
“This calls for a celebration,” said Celestia seductively.
After tossing the board aside, Celestia then climbed out of bed and laid over my stomach. She began to squeeze my penis with her hot, sweaty thighs, and began shifting them, moving my foreskin back and forth. I stroked her soft neck and body. Her plush wings were even softer, which really put me in a feeling of ecstasy. I asked Celestia to let my penis go from her leg clamp. I knew better than to cum on a princess.
Celestia then crawled to the foot of my bed and began sucking my dick while using my bedpost as a dildo.
It seems that Princess Molestia CAN do wonders with that mouth of hers .
I then whistled to Luna to join me on the bed. She came to the side of my bed with me telling her to lay next to me while facing me. She did so without question. I slowly put my mouth to hers and begin tonguing the inside of her mouth, sucking on her tender lips occasionally. I then rubbed her chest with my hand, causing her faint sighs to turn into small moans. I moved to her stomach and encircled it with my palm. Luna’s moans began to increase with intensity as I kissed her harder, brought on by the white princesses moist tongue swirling around the head of my penis.
I then massaged her thighs with my free hand, the other stroking Luna’s ever-flowing mane. I began to rub my thumb on her breasts, causing her to moan louder.
Wait until she feels what happens next .
I then moved down the center of her body with my finger. She got incrementally more excited the further down I went, until my finger stopped right at the bottom of her vagina. I tickled it, teasing her. Not liking my joke, she used the magic of her horn to force my hand into her luscious vagina wrist deep. I began rubbing my hand in every direction, eliciting screams from the princess of the night. My hand became faster and more forceful the harder Princess Celestia sucked me.
Soon, the warmth and wetness of Celestia’s mouth became too much for me, causing me to shoot a load into the princesses mouth. My orgasm has led to me to pinch Luna’s clitoris with my fingers, causing her to have a massive orgasm as well. Celestia gave my bedpost a final shove before she orgasmed as well. I gave Luna one more kiss and told them it’s time to turn around.
Celestia replaced Luna in the exact same position her sister was in, while Luna sat on my groin so my cock entered her already wet pussy, moving up and down. Celestia then asked me to put Luna’s love juices on my tongue. I did so willingly. Before I could get a taste of the flavors, Princess Celestia shoved her tongue in my mouth and licked the juice off of my own tongue.
Savoring this tender moment, I wiggled my tongue away from hers in a game. She tried to lick my tongue, but we just played around each other’s mouths. I began to suck her lips, bringing even more pleasure to the mix. Eventually, all of Luna’s jizz was wiped from my mouth.
Celestia turned around on the bed and layed her ass on my pillow with her marehood practically touching my lips. I knew exactly what she wanted. I scooted Celestia closer to me and began to eat out her succulent, wet vagina.
Not only were her lips tender and her walls glazed with her juices, I began to taste the orgasmic flavor of juicy pineapples. I loved the taste and the feeling, and the feeling of me penetrating Luna only made my hormones skyrocket. My thrusting into Luna along with my eating out Celestia’s vagina left me panting inside her. Suddenly, we all reached a magical moment where our final moans of the oncoming orgasm synced in tandem.
And just like our moans, Luna and Celestia’s flood of juices poured out the same time that I came into Luna. Feeling incredibly tired, the girls slumped onto the bed. I crawled next to them so we were all sleeping head to toe from one another. I fell asleep right then and there.
After we woke up, I began changing my sheets, in case we were ever to do that again. “How did I do that?” I asked.
“Did what?” asked Luna.
“I came twice perfectly without any rest. How could I cum twice in such a short timespan?” Celestia giggled.
“Let’s just say that when I cured you, there were some… side effects.” She gave me a wink.
I sat there waiting to regain my stamina after that wonderful threesome. I decided to take another nap and then have something to eat and drink before I continued. Princess Celestia cuddled up next to me, which, despite myself, started getting me hard again.
I woke up feeling somewhat relaxed. I tiptoed over Luna who was sleeping on my floor as I exited my room. I went downstairs and had another slice of pizza with some lemonade. Despite my best efforts to be quiet, I woke Princess Celestia, as I saw her at the bottom of the stairs.
“Are you ready for your next round?” she asked.
“Yeah,” I said.
Celestia then used her magic to levitate the board and the dice back down to the living room. I grab the dice in my hand and think hard of something.
“Is something wrong?” asked Princess Celestia. I then turned around and gave her a kiss, putting my tongue in her mouth for good measure. She then began kissing me too until we broke apart.
“You were wonderful,” I said, referring to our threesome.
“I hope you’ll be the one to win.”
“Me too.”
I tossed the dice and await the result. Four. My piece moved four spaces. The text appeared:
They’re really excited. What can I say? The Cutie Mark Crusaders (YAY!) .
I stood petrified before my body was sucked into the board.
I woke up outside the Cutie Mark Crusader clubhouse on the grounds of Sweet Apple Acres. I saw a familiar orange head pop its way through the window.
“Hey guys,” she called, “it’s our turn!”
I’m not going to enjoy this .
I was then surrounded by Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo as they ran from their clubhouse to me.
“Who’s going to do him first?” asked Apple Bloom.
“Me!” called Scootaloo.
“No, it’s my turn!” shouted Sweetie Belle.
“No, me!”
“Me!”
“Me!”
“Me!”
“Me!”
“Me!”
Scootaloo then ran over and rubbed her tiny filly pussy all over my leg.
Words cannot describe how turned off I am right now .
As Scootaloo marked her territory, she and the other two fillies fell to the ground, convulsing.
“Girls,” I shouted, “what’s wrong?”
“I don’t know,” groaned Sweetie Belle.
All of a sudden, the girls grew in size, but they didn’t just turn into large versions of their filly selves. Scootaloo’s wings went from her tiny little nubs to full blown wings, Sweetie Belle’s horn lengthened significantly, and Apple Bloom’s (along with the other girls’) bodies and legs became longer and more mature. I then realized that they turned into mare versions of themselves.
“What happened?” asked Apple Bloom in a more matured voice. She then looked at her friends with shock on her face. “Holy cow! You got bigger!”
“So did you,” observed Scootaloo, her voice more matured as well. The girls spent some time observing their new bodies… as did I.
I’m going to enjoy every moment of this .
Now that the girls were mares, I felt a lot more comfortable with the prospect of having sex with these former fillies. I then walked to the entrance of the tree house and called out to them.
“Who wants me now?”
The girls ran up without a word.
“So how do you want to do this?” I asked. “One at a time or all together?” The girls were too busy arguing over who was to go first.
After Sweetie Belle’s vibrator incident, I’d much rather do it with her sooner than later to get the awkwardness of what I caught her doing out of the way .
I then grabbed Sweetie Belle and sat her down on a table inside the tree house. I began kissing her as I ran my hand through her mane. I then turned her around onto her stomach and made a quick lick up her vaginal lips, exciting her. After my tongue swipe, effectively lubing her up, I rammed my penis inside her vagina. Despite my initial apprehensions, she felt amazing.
“What are you waiting for?” demanded Sweetie Belle, shaking her rump with my dick still inside it, which felt freaking great. “Rut me already.”
I pulled in and out, causing screams to come from her mouth. I then massaged her anus with my thumb, causing her cries of pain to be replaced my moans of sheer pleasure. After doing this for a while I stuck my whole thumb in and swirled it around. My cock inside her pussy along with my thumb in her ass made her practically a ragdoll. After thirty seconds, I massaged her clitoris with my free thumb. She couldn’t take it anymore, and she came all over me, with the heat of her juices causing me to cum right after her.
Sweetie Belle lied on the table, petrified in orgasmic bliss.
“Apple Bloom,” I called.
She made no time in jumping on top of me, knocking me to the floor and began sucking my dick. I asked her to turn around so I can suck her as well. She smartly turned her body in a circle while her mouth was still fashioned around my penis, creating a swirling sensation that drove me up a wall. She then laid her body on top of mine so her wet, dripping pussy could be in reach of my mouth and I could form a proper 69.
I dove face first into her orifice, rubbing and massaging her tender rump in the process. My acts caused her to drool all over my penis as she sucked. Then warm, wetness on my dick was almost enough to cause me to cum all over the inside of this mare’s mouth. I held my composure and continued eating her out.
“Hey,” said Apple Bloom, taking her mouth off for a second, “stick your thumb in my bum too.” Knowing better than to question a mare’s wants, I obliged and stuck my thumb deep into her asshole like I did her friend. Unlike Sweetie Belle though, I began to thrust my thumb in and out of her. This only made Apple Bloom suck harder as she was determined to get me to blow my load any time.
It seems she’s close to climaxing too .
I relaxed myself enough to let her mouth, wet and hot, give my penis the desire it needed to cum. Once I felt myself getting there, I jackhammered my thumb in and out of Apple Bloom’s rump and gave her clit a firm lick with my tongue. With this, we both came together, semen blasting into her mouth with her juices gushing into mine. Apple Bloom laid down in the same exhausted state Sweetie Belle was. Scootaloo then walked in front of me, expecting her fill next.
“Don’t think that I forgot you, my luscious little pegasus.”
I picked her up so that she was standing on her back hooves. In this stance, she was about as tall as I was (and I’m six ft. even), and this allowed me to kiss Scootaloo without bending in any direction. I then reached down and inserted my hand into her vagina, which made her freeze up a little, but she resumed kissing me in a more passionate manner. I didn’t move my hand in and out to preserve her orgasm, but we must have kissed like this for at least two minutes.
We soon got bored as I bent her over the railing to the outside walkway of the tree house. I took my fingers out, and replaced them with my penis. I began rutting her harder than ever. I certainly wouldn’t have done Scootaloo as a filly, but she was unbelievably sexy as a mare.
Scootaloo moaned as I began ramming myself into her.
“Is that the best you can do, tough guy?” she asked.
I accepted her challenge. As I continued boning her, I took my hands off of her thighs and onto the base of her wings, which have become unfurled since her arousal. I held them like handlebars. Then with a deep thrust into her, causing me to hit her cervix, I gently twisted the skin around Scootaloo’s wings like I’m revving the handlebars of a motorcycle. Not only have I hit her sensitive spot with my penis, but I’ve also squeezed another sensitive spot on her body, causing her to make an ear-splitting scream.
“Oh, sweet Celestia,” she panted. “Don’t. Stop. Doing. That.”
I continued to drive my cock into her while revving her wings. This also caused her to squeeze my penis with her inner walls, driving my pleasure sky high. Scootaloo’s moans became louder and louder, signaling an oncoming orgasm. With one more mighty thrust and a hearty tug of her wings, she made another scream, unleashing her torrent of juices onto my cock.
I just need one more thrust .
And with that, I came as well. Scootaloo hung over the railing absolutely exhausted. Having just finished banging three ponies, I collapsed in exhaustion as well.
When I woke up, I saw three little bodies huddled around me. It was Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo back in their filly forms. They woke up along with me.
“Boy,” said Apple Bloom, “that was the best lay I’ve ever had!”
“We should totally do that again,” commented Scootaloo.
“Yeah,” I moan, “maybe when you’re older.”
The Cutie Mark Crusaders laughed. Suddenly, Scootaloo turned around and jumped onto my face with her vagina. I then got sucked in and was thrown back into the living room. Luna was there to greet me.
“Congratulations on your return,” she stated.
“Where’s Celestia?” I asked.
“She has fulfilled her purpose and is back in the board world.”
“What purpose?”
“She left you with a final gift: Any pony you come across will now become a young mare or stallion upon your mission to have your way with them."
That certainly would have been in handy when doing Granny Smith. Typical Trollestia .
“I can offer you any gift too,” continued Luna, “but know that I will return to the board upon granting it to you.”
“No,” I said. “You’ll help me soon enough.”
I went to take a quick shower before my next mission. I don’t like smelling like the last three mares that I boned. Suddenly, Luna opened the door. Then, she magically pulled the curtains aside and slammed me into the wall, forcing her tongue in my mouth.
“Luna,” I exclaimed, “what are you doing?”
“You’re the only one who’s made it far enough to be able to summon me,” said Luna in between kisses. “I’ll be damned if I’m going to waste that wait sitting around while you screw every pony in Ponyville.” She then slipped her vagina over my dick and began fucking me. Despite my wanting to get going, I couldn’t deny that Luna felt awesome. And with the shower water pouring overhead (a little fetish of mine), I came in less than a minute, her following soon after.
“You blow your load quickly,” commented Luna.
“What can I say? You’re hot.” Luna blushed. “Now if you excuse me, I have to take another shower.”
After changing into a new pair of boxers, I went to the game to find out my next target. I roll the dice. Twelve.
Nice. First boxcars of the day .
It then occurred to me that the board’s path itself was very long, and that I may have to bang at least a dozen more ponies before I could win. Whatever. That just meant more pussy for me. The text appears:
Your penis may not be a match, for the vagina of Vinyl Scratch .
Bitchin’ !
I hopped into the board to screw the DJ pony.
I appeared in a dark room. The only light that happened was a door opening up, the light from the other hallway illuminating everything. There was a pony walking up to me. Her spikey blue mane and tail, her white fur, her horn, and her trademark shades. It was Vinyl Scratch, aka DJ-Pon3.
“Hey,” she said in a sultry voice. “You’re just in time for the show.”
“What show?”
“My show. Now come on.”
She led me down a hallway as I thought of what she meant by one of her shows.
A concert? Is she going to have sex with me right on the dancefloor ?
As we got closer, I could hear loud beats coming from another room getting louder and louder as we approached.
“Okay,” said Vinyl, “We’re going to play a game I like to call Power Puppet.”
“Might I ask how we play?” Vinyl lifted her ass up and flicked her tail away, revealing her moistening marehood for me to see.
“You see this?”
“That is your vagina. And it looks nice.”
“Thanks, but enough. What you will do is place your penis inside it. I will play for my fans out there as you rut me. Depending on the speed you thrust me, the slower or faster my song will go. The harder you thrust me, the louder it gets. Once I cum, the song is over, so don’t go too fast.”
“Sounds simple enough.”
“And feel free to improvise,” she said with a wink, walking towards the stage, me following her.
She walked up behind a turntable, and her appearance caused many of the ponies in the club that we now entered to cheer. She stood on her hind legs and put her front hooves on the turntable. Right behind her at the end of the hallway that we came from, there were two bars for me to hold onto.
I guess this so I can thrust easier .
I pulled down my pants and grabbed onto the poles. I crouched a little so my penis could be on line with Vinyl’s vagina.
“Ready?” I asked.
“Ready,” she confirmed, spreading the lips to her vagina, inviting me in.
I started slowly, carefully inserting my penis into her pussy. As my dick rubbed into her, the song started, increasing its volume on a single chord. Once I felt the note has sustained enough, I thrust hard into her almost hitting her cervix. I kept on beat with the same intensity for a couple of hits. When the intro sounded like it was finished, I began to thrust in a rhythm, forming the main riff of the song.
The crowd was going wild, with Vinyl looking back at me and smiling as if she was telling me that I was doing a good job, which only boosted me to press on. I then decided to get freaky. As I was thrusting, I aimed the head of my dick at Vinyl’s right vaginal wall and thrust into it several times, which must have signaled her to scratch the right-side record. I did the same thing to her left wall, causing her to scratch the left record. I then told her to keep going, since I had an idea.
I pulled out of her, which shocked her, and let go of the bars, kneeling underneath Vinyl’s pussy. I reached my two fingers in and rubbed the right side of her wall much faster than I would have been able to do with my penis. She fully understood and did a furious scratch at the right record.
Like I did with my cock, I rubbed her left side with my fingers, having her scratch the left record. Then I stick both hands into her vagina, my right hand reaching farther in than the left. I then rubbed up her left wall with my left hand and then rubbed down her right wall with my right hand, having Vinyl spin the left record counter clockwise while spinning the right record clockwise, creating a strange, but righteous sounding cacophony that ended with a slight silence, making the crowd go nuts.
I resumed penetrating her with my penis, bringing the song back to its original melody. I then let go of the right handle and thrust my thumb into her ass. There was a heavy bass that reverberated throughout the club. I continued thumbing her anus at the right times so the bass wouldn’t get redundant. Vinyl seemed to be heavily enjoying the beats we were making together.
We continued this for four minutes when I felt like the song should end soon.
“Ready for the grand finale?” I asked.
“Sure,” she responded.
I thrust my thumb in her anus at the same tempo as I was thrusting her pussy with my dick. I then called the big guns. I began quickly lightly tapping on her clitoris with my index finger, causing an electronic snare drum beat to occur every time my finger would make contact. I could tell that she was close to climaxing, and so was I. It seemed that the music we made was causing pleasurable sensations to occur in my lower body. With one final boom, we came together. Vinyl’s juices exploded out onto me while my sperm rocketed into her. I fell onto the ground with her falling on me. We both laughed at the good time we had.
“That was one of the best songs I’ve ever created,” said Vinyl.
“That WE created,” I corrected.
“Quiet you,” she said playfully. “You might have given me the inspiration, but I was the one who made the beat.”
“Fair enough. Hey, what happened to the crowd?”
Vinyl took me to the dancefloor where it seemed that everyone looked wiped and lying on the floor. The floor was covered in various mares’ vaginal secretions and stallions’ semen.
“It looks like we did a good job,” I said.
“Looks like.” She then shook my hand with her hoof. “Let’s do that again,” she said.
“Yeah. That was really fun.”
“Well, good luck.”
Vinyl jumped, shoving her vagina in my face, sucking me in and going back into my house, where Luna was waiting.
My answer was nothing more than my walk upstairs to the bathroom, and Luna prodded me towards it with her horn to my ass.
“Are we going to do this every time I take a shower?” I asked.
“Shut up and get in.”
Luna walked me inside and closed the door behind her.
I walked out of the shower with Luna following me.
God damn, she’s a good time.
“You know,” I told her, “maybe a nice little fuck with you in between ponies will do me some good.”
“I’m glad you feel that way,” replied Luna. “After being stranded on the moon for 1000 years, you tend to get a little… pent up.”
“I can see that.”
“Go and make your next move! I want to have another go!”
“Okay, okay. Fine!” I picked up the dice to the board game and rolled them. Six.
Not too bad. Not too bad.
The piece moved six spaces and I read the text that appeared:
In the Everfree Forest’s flora, you will find the luscious zebra Zecora.
I groaned. I was never a huge fan of Zecora on the show, but hey, maybe she would surprise me. I was pulled into the board.
I woke up inside the dark Everfree Forest. I hoped to find Zecora’s hut soon; there was no telling what creatures lurked out here. Thankfully, I found a light that could only come from one place.
I found Zecora’s hut just a couple of minutes later. I knocked on the door, and out came Zecora.
“Well goodness me,” she said, “it is my turn. It’s your sex for which I yearn.”
“Yeah… me too. So, how are we doing this?”
“Doing this? Whatever do you mean? I just want to get you off and blow some steam. Or maybe you want something a little new. I have just the thing that will do.”
“What’s... new?”
“A method that uses an herbal potion: my special homemade enlargement lotion.”
Enlargement lotion?
“I’d like to do that."
“It’s the lotion you want, I understand, but making it is easier with helping hands.”
“You want me to help?”
Zecora nodded.
Zecora and I rummaged for ingredients all over the hut. I was finished collecting my half of the supplies when Zecora was looking for things on a floor level shelf, causing her to bend down. Her vagina was in full view, and I was somehow transfixed by it. I put the ingredients down on the table and slowly moved my fingers towards her pussy. She caught me when she finally pulled out the last ingredient she needed.
“Were you trying to fondle me? It’s alright. Go ahead, feel inside. It won’t bite.” I gently put my fingers inside her vagina. It was incredibly tight in there, which would make for some very good sex.
“In fact, keep your fingers there,” she said, “I like you inside my derrière. I’ll make the lotion, you play with me. I’ll make a potion that will make you squee.” As Zecora made her potion, I gently encircled her inner walls with my fingers, making her moan with pleasure as she worked.
For what seemed like twenty minutes of non-stop fingering, Zecora finished the lotion. It was a creamy green liquid that was in a small wooden bowl.
“So what now?” I asked. “Do I apply it to my penis?”
Zecora just smiled. She began licking the entire bowl clean.
“What are you doing?” I yelled.
She pushed me down on the floor and unbuttoned my boxers with her hooves. She then began sucking my dick with the lotion in her mouth. The extra lubing really made the feeling of her mouth around my penis much more soothing. As she coated my penis with the lotion, I stopped her for a second.
“Do you mind if I eat you out?” I asked.
Zecora smiled and turned her body so her vagina was in my face. I sat up and moved my tongue up her walls. Zecora sucked me while I licked her. Like I said, I never considered myself a fan of Zecora, she tasted and felt amazing. I contributed my fingering of her as to why she felt as soft as she was right now, and the warmth and smoothness of the bare skin in her ass crack made it all the more erotic.
Zecora began sucking harder than before, the pleasurable senses in my dick hitting their boiling point. In a sense of impulse, I spread her cheeks open and put my tongue on the bottom part of where her ass began. I licked firmly up the skin. I could feel Zecora’s body shaking in pleasure as I could tell she was going to cum any time.
I continued on with my long lick, finally getting to the bottom of her vagina, and in one swift action, I swiped the area of her as from her pussy to her anus. This brought Zecora over the edge, forcing Zecora to cum all over me. The pleasure of my lick also made her suck even harder. This massive increase in suction brought me to cumming as well.
However, despite Zecora having pleasured me, she continued to move her mouth up and down on my erect cock, also giving it the occasional swirl with her tongue. She eventually finished. My dick was covered in a thick, milky liquid comprised of a mixture of the lotion, Zecora’s saliva, and my jizz. Zecora spat the mixture in her mouth out the window.
“What was that all about?” I asked.
“How shall I describe it in layman’s terms?” chanted Zecora. “One of the ingredients is your sperm.”
“What now?”
“Now its time to get loose, as we have one last ingredient: my juice.”
Zecora’s vaginal lips flared open and she sat on my erect penis, her moist vagina wrapping itself around it. I saw Zecora slowly clench the muscles in her ass as I felt pressure around my cock. Zecora began thrusting up and down, pulling the skin of my penis with it. I felt as Zecora’s vaginal juices began leaking all over the head of my dick. Suddenly, I felt it. The lotion, combined with Zecora’s spit and both of our jizz, I could feel a tingling sensation flow throughout my penis. The feeling was so immensely pleasurable that I couldn’t imagine myself not cumming in less than a minute.
I wanted Zecora to cum with me, so I increase her pleasure by sticking my thumb into her ass. She has been in such ecstasy for the past few minutes that her anus feels like sticking my thumb into a ball of silly putty. I massage the inside of her rectum with my thumb, causing more of her juices to spill onto my tingling dick. With my ass massage and tingling penis, we both make massive orgasms as she cums on me while I cum in her.
We take a second to take a breather before she says something to me.
“The end result is something you’ll favor,” she said, “so let’s see the fruits of our labor.”
She pulls her vagina off of my penis, but I don’t remember sticking myself into her that far. That’s when I realize that the potion worked. My penis was considerably longer now; the tip of the head of my still-erect dick was only two to three inches from touching my kneecap. I could also see that the thickness was a few centimeters wider too.
“This is fucking awesome!” I shouted. “Thanks Zecora.”
“You’re penis now has a new measure,” she said, “but don’t thank me, it was all my pleasure.” She winked. I surprised her with a hug. After our embrace I got onto my knees in front of Zecora’s pussy.
“I know you have more ponies to fuck,” she chanted, “so I will bid you adieu with, ‘Good luck.’”
I pressed my face into her vagina and was sucked back into my house.
“There you are!” called Luna. “I’ve been waiting forever for your… big cock.” She noticed my new enlarged dick hanging from the frontal flap of my boxers.
“I think it’s time for a shower,” I said.
Luna had trouble walking out of the bathroom; her knees were buckling as she walked to my room where she could rest. With my new penis size, my pleasuring abilities massively increased, as evidenced by Luna’s exhaustion.
Luna laid side down onto my bed as I pulled the covers over her. Before I went to the board I flipped the covers from the bottom end of the bed, revealing Luna’s slender ass. I crawled on the bed with my face right by her rump.
“I’ll see you a little later,” I said, tickling her vagina. Despite the slight pleasurable shiver of her vagina, Luna still flicked my hand away with her tail.
“Go get ‘em,” she told me with a wink.
I went to the board and rolled the dice. Another snake eyes.
Damn .
Regardless, the piece moved two spaces and the text appeared:
She’ll work you hard and unload your sack, so get ready for Applejack .
I fist-pumped the ground in anticipation, trying to be quiet while Luna rested. I dove headfirst into the gem to have my way with the fifth of the Mane 6.
I woke back up at Sweet Apple Acres. I instinctively thought that Applejack would be in the field bucking apples.
I believe those tree’s aren’t the only things getting bucked tonight .
As predicted, Applejack was in the orchard, bucking a tree as a plethora of red apples fell conveniently into three wooden baskets around the trunk. Upon finding me, she started sweating.
“Oh my stars,” she moaned, “it’s finally my turn.”
Applejack ran full gallop at me at knocked me on my ass. She began rubbing the inside of my mouth vigorously with her tongue. With the fact that her sister, brother, and even her own grandma (no, must repress that) got action before she did, I could understand her being so pent up. She even was rubbing her pussy all over my knee. It was obvious that she was desperate for a fuck.
“Hold on,” I told her as she took a break from licking me.
“Hold on?” she asked, ceasing her rubbing. “Why in tarnation would I want to hold on? I had to sit her and wait while you were over there screwing my brother, sister, and granny.” She then began choking up. “I haven’t gotten a lay in so long, and I’m feeling so stressed.” She then let it all out.
“There there,” I cooed, petting her back. I then moved my hands to her rump. I was really set back by the redness of Applejack’s vagina, probably from her rubbing it just to get off while she waited. “I don’t want this to be a quickie for me. I want our time to be special. Don’t you want that, Applejack?”
“More than anything,” she sniffled.
“Tell you what. Why don’t we put a little lotion on that rash and then I show you the time of your life?”
“That sounds great.”
I let Applejack hop into my arms and carried her to the barn. When we got there, I rested her down on the hay.
“I’ll be right back."
I thought the first place I could go was the bathroom, where I kept lotion (and not for the reason you’re thinking (pervs)). I was immediately stopped by Granny Smith. The sight of her makes me cringe now.
“Hey sonny,” she greeted. “What’cha lookin’ fer?”
“Rash cream?”
“Big Mac should have some in his room for his yoke rashes.”
Makes sense .
I went to Big Mac’s room and found him lying on his back on the bed looking at stallion model magazines with his erect cock shooting straight in the air. Ignoring that, I knocked on the jamb of his door.
“Big Mac, you got any rash cream?”
“Eeyup."
He pointed his head towards his table where I found what I was looking for. Before I left, I gave Big Mac a fingering on the head of his penis, which he enjoyed.
I came back to the barn to find Applejack right where I laid her.
“I’m back,” I called quietly. I sat down next to her on the bale. “Lay back down on my lap.”
She did so and even spread her legs for me. Her vagina was swollen and red. I opened the jar of cream and applied some on my fingers. I then gently massaged her lips with the cream. Applejack initially winced to the cold and initial sting, but she came to relax as I encircled her sex with my fingers and stroked her mane with my other hand.
Feeling ourselves growing more comfortable to each other, I leaned in and kissed her. She met her lips with mine as she slipped her tongue in. I stopped stroking her mane and wrapped my arm around her back and placed my hand on her stomach. We kissed more passionately each second. She then began moaning loudly, leaving me to believe that I was rubbing the cream on her too hard. I looked down to see that my hand was firmly knuckle deep into her pussy.
Applejack gave me a sly look, leaving me to slip my hand back out sheepishly.
“I think I’m all better Sugar,” she flirted. “Now make your promise about showing me the time of my life.”
“Don’t you think you want to wait for the cream to work better?” She pressed her hoof into my groin, silencing me.
“You listen here, buster. I said I’m all better, and I certainly ain’t going to let you lie to the Element of Honesty. Now are you going to rut me, or are you going to rut me?”
Seeing Applejack like this really turned me on, because in this state of mind, I knew she was going to give me a good lay. I nodded my head.
“Good,” she responded. After pulling my boxers off, she stood up with her ass to my face and spread her legs out so her moist vagina was clear for the world to see. “Now hang on partner.”
She sat on my lap, forcing her vagina over my dick. I held on to her stomach not knowing what was going to happen. She then began running full gallop around the barn. I was surprised into letting go, but her pussy clamped firmly around my dick, so she pulled me along as she galloped.
I soon came to realize the game she wanted to play with me, so I grab her by the stomach and pull myself forward, inserting myself further into her. This caused her to trip, giving me some time to regain power of the position. Applejack merely giggled at the trip and tried to run more, but I finally got her down, and I began pounding my dick into her with as much vigor as I could.
Then, she began jumping like a bucking bronco, making my insertions even harder to accomplish. She was clearly enjoying herself, but I was having a hard time getting to pleasure her and her to pleasure me. That’s when I rolled on my back to keep her from being able to use the ground, allowing me to push her up and pull her down over my cock.
Applejack was moaning, so I knew I was getting there, but then that’s when she made a dirty play, bucking me in the stomach. I let go of her, allowing her to try and gallop me around again, before she could get away, I lightly flicked her clitoris with my fingers causing her to collapse on the ground in pleasure.
I had to know what the pony tasted like, so I laid on my back and placed her stomach down onto my belly with her ass in my face. I forcefully inserted my tongue inside her as I lapped up her apple tasting juices. It didn’t take long for Applejack to wake up, as I felt her teeth gnawing down on my shaft and forcing her mouth up and down. As she heard my climactic moans, she stopped sucking me and jiggled her ass on my face.
She tried getting up to make me chase her, but I wasn’t going to let her have the satisfaction. I leaned forward and grabbed the orange pony by the thighs and pulled her vagina onto my penis. I plowed her as hard as I could, and Applejack was enjoying every moment of it. With loud, passionate screams, she orgasmed and flooded the barn ground with her juices. The hot, acidic juices mixed with the sound of her screams also got me climaxing all over the inside of her. We both laid down on the ground next to each other and cuddled.
“That was great,” I commented.
“You weren’t too bad yourself, partner.”
After a few minutes, Applejack gave me a peck on my cheek and stood in stance to send me back.
“Would it be asking too much to…” I stammered. “…do you one more time.”
Applejack giggled.
“Perhaps next time, sugarcube. Right now, you got a game to win.” Applejack sat on my face and sucked me in, bringing me back to my room.
Applejack certainly knew how to show me a good time (as expected). After her, I had one last pony of the Mane 6 to fuck, and that was Rainbow Dash. I was hoping that I would get her sooner than later, and I knew sooner was not going to come to me by just sitting on my ass and musing to myself.
Still in my room, I saw that Luna was still asleep, so I decided to get this over with in case she emerged from her sex-coma and wanted another rut. Without a second to lose, I cupped the dice from the board into my hands and gently tossed them inside, hoping that the clattering wouldn’t wake Luna. I then placed the bottom of my fist on the board and slowly opened it, allowing the dice to tumble out and quietly land. I rolled a 3.
So much for that.
The piece moved three spaces as I looked for the gem and the subsequent text. What appeared there confused me.
In a vast world of ponies from this show, there are some that you do not yet know. Why should we deny you this pleasure? See the future and its valuable treasure.
The text began to glow brightly along with the gem, covering the room in bright white. Suddenly, I saw a vast array of images pass before my eyes, somehow being able to retain each one: a city made of crystals, a dark, shadowy unicorn, a fuck ton of Pinkie Pies, some filly bullying the Cutie Mark Crusaders, Trixie with a badass necklace, Rainbow Dash telling a story to the Cutie Mark Crusaders by a bonfire, Rainbow Dash racing a new rival, a bunch of what looked like members of Applejack’s family at Sweet Apple Acres (was that a foal Applejack? (hnng)), Spike being saved from Timberwolves by Applejack, Fluttershy… befriending Discord? Spike petsitting the Mane 6’s pets, another trip at the crystal city, and Twilight Sparkle… becomes an alicorn?
The light faded away, leaving me to ponder over what the hell I just saw.
Did I seriously just watch all of Season Three? Before anyone else?
First off, how could Fluttershy, or anyone for that matter, befriend Discord? That motherfucker tried shoving his tongue down my dick! I mean, she treated him with her trademark kindness and all that, but even then it barely worked, and Discord will be far too pissed with me to try and be kind to him, so scratch that. Second of all, is Twilight really turning into an alicorn?
That along with the Fluttershy/Discord fiasco kept making me think that it was just some weird visions the game was throwing at me. I don’t know. Everything felt so legit: the voices, the nature of the storytelling, it all seemed like I just watched Season Three and that the game just made me experience it in a matter of seconds.
Magic is the strangest ass thing.
However, upon looking down, I saw a haze in the gem that began to form more words.
Wait… could this be…
The text appeared.
This crazy pegasus will feed your lust, so have a ball with Lightning Dust.
No way…
As I was being hurled into the board, I could only fathom what it was going to be like to have sex with a pony that all bronies… or anyone else for that matter wouldn’t even know existed.
I woke up at what looked like a marine training camp, sitting up on an asphalt runway. On my right there was a field, and to the left were the bunkers, the mess hall, and a bunch of other wacky looking shit that I assume was for their training. However, I needed to look for this Lightning Dust.
From what I could tell from the “episode” she seemed to have her heart in the right places, but her head wasn’t making sound decision, and there’s nothing… too wrong with that, but I agree that brushing off the near-deaths of a bunch of ponies that you caused is a dick move.
I looked over to the fields to see a group of ponies doing “wing-ups.” They certainly looked to make them easier than Fluttershy did in Hurricane Fluttershy. I recognized some familiar faces, like Thunderlane, that one muscular “YEAH!” pony, and Blossomforth, but they looked to be wearing odd versions of the Wonderbolt outfits, but they cut off at the waist, there were no arm sleeves, and the heads were cut in a way where the bottom ended at the top of the neck but they continued up the side until just below the ears.
Running up to them, I just tried being blunt.
“Hey,” I called. “Do any of you know where Lightning Dust is?”
Before either one could answer, a whoosh of wind nearly blew me off my feet. Looking behind me, I saw the light-blue coated, golden-maned pegasus herself, sliding on her hooves into the runway, being watched by who I assumed to be Spitfire in a blue-military jacket, shirt, and tie getup. Lightning Dust turned to me and gave me a confident smirk.
“You rang?” she asked.
“Great work, Lightning Dust,” spoke Spitfire in a shriller voice than I remembered. “Now go get some R and R!”
“Ma’am, yes, ma’am.”
Trotting past me, she still tried talking to me.
“Let’s get to the bunks. I’m starved."
Which way should I have taken that statement? I hope she wasn’t referring to food.
With her training suit not covering her flank like the other Wonderbolts, I got a perfect look at her fine looking pussy. She looked to be a relatively young pegasus, but her vagina seemed to be larger than most ponies I’ve seen. Even for Applejack, who I would have assumed would have seen more than a fair share of action, her snatch looked to be a touch smaller than Lighting Dust’s.
Either way, with the way the lips moved back and forth with each movement of her legs was just too hot to ignore. She was going to be a really good lay.
Upon reaching her room, which just consisted of ten bunk beds, Lightning Dust began to pull her training vest off her body with gusto. Once it was off and crumpled to the floor, she kicked it behind her, allowing me to see more of her ass in action. From how I remember her in the show, she seemed like the kind of pony who would get a lot of action back at home, but she still looked like she had some tread in those tires.
“Finally!” she grunted, clearly pent up with tension. “About time I got out of that thing. Now, take the top bunk.”
“You don’t need to ask me twice,” I spoke.
Taking off my boxers, revealing my already stiffening penis, I climbed the ladder to the top bunk. I bet she was going to try and blow our loads within a couple of minutes, but I wasn’t going to let her.
Lying on my back with my fully erect dick in the air, I hardly had to wait as Lightning Dust flew up above me and landed on my groin, her vagina slipping over my penis like a glove. I gasped in response, not just from the instantaneous pleasure my body had begun to receive, but the feeling inside of her as well. It felt like a wave of static electricity flowing over my dick. It was… actually very soothing, however…
“Let’s do this then!” she said.
Lightning Dust began to shift her weight up and down. It was just as I was afraid of. She wasn’t going to try and enjoy this. No, of course not. She was Rainbow Dash’s rival; a speedster through-and-through. She was going to take this just as she would take any race: gotta’ go fast.
At this rate, I certainly would blow my load within a minute, so mustering all the strength I could in my arms. I held her thighs down, restricting her movement.
“Hey!” she yelled. “What gives?”
“Lighting,” she said. “Haven’t you ever tried taking this… slow?”
“Pfft. As if. Nothing is more pleasurable than the heat you feel when you apply fast, constant friction,” she reasoned, trying to shift up and down again, a new burst of strength forced my hands off, leaving her to resume. “You know what I’m saying?”
“Yes,” I said, forcing her to stop again. “And sometimes that can be pleasurable, but have you ever tried it?”
“Of course not. Anypony who’s tried to take it slow just puts me to sleep within seconds. It’s so boring!”
“Perhaps, you should give it another try?”
“Pfft. You can try, but it’s not going to–”
I silenced her by grabbing the cheeks of her flank and lifting her up. My point was made as I slowly slid her near the end of my dick. The long gentle stroke of my penis against her walls was near constant until I eventually reached the tip. Lightning Dust shuddered and moaned, her tremors applying a pleasing vibration to my dick.
I slowly began to set her back down, and the result was the same. We both made short, spasmed gasps as my penis and her vagina glided into/over each other. The look on the pegasus’s face was priceless. It was as if she had mastered a brand-new flying trick or broke an academy record.
Once her ass was sitting on my waist again, we looked at each other longingly. Wrapping my hand around and on the back of her neck, I pulled her face closer to mine, allowing me to kiss it. Letting her desire take over, Lightning Dust began to shift her waist up and down again, but now slower and more controlled.
The taste of her warm breath and tongue with the wet tingling sensation pulling at my dick was extremely pleasurable, but there was one thing I wanted to do before I came.
“You mind turning around?” I asked. “I want to know how you taste.”
“Huh?” she sighed, lost in her ecstasy. “Yeah.”
Lifting herself off of me, she rotated her body around so her flank was now staring me in the face and her now moist lips were brushing on the head of my penis. Wanting her to get on with it, I pulled her ass atop my face, letting the cheeks of her flank warm the cheeks of my face. My tongue generously rubbed against the clit and up near the anus. While odd, the taste of her juices reminded me of the static electricity that accumulates on an older television when it’s turned on.
Knowing that as her cue, she placed her mouth over the base of my dick and pulled it upwards, applying slight pressure with her teeth. Her pressure even applied as she moved down, pulling my foreskin with it. Yes, I knew I wanted to take it slow, but I needed to change again, or else it would be going fast. I twacked her anus with my index finger, which got her to stop and look at me.
“What’s wrong?” she asked. “Are you getting bored yourself?”
“Mmm…” I thought aloud. “Eh, fuck it. Do it your way.”
Lightning Dust quickly perched her pussy back on my penis and began rutting away. She began to thrust faster and faster, signaling an oncoming climax. Using that last bit of time that I had left, I pulled Lightning Dust’s face into my own, giving us the one kiss that propelled our pleasure to the clouds, orgasming at the same time in a massive mixture of cum and secretions.
Lighting Dust rolled off my stomach and panted, satisfied with her lay.
“You know,” she admitted. “That wasn’t half bad. Perhaps we should try it again sometime?”
“Perhaps,” I said with a smile, “but I have other things to attend to.”
“Aww…” she moaned unhappily.
“Don’t worry,” I told her. “I’ll come back I promise. Now, could you please sit on my face so I can go home?”
“Yes, sir!” she said with a salute.
Hovering her ass over my face, she quickly landed on top of it, sucking me into her vagina where I traveled through the caverns and fell back into my room.
And to think, I got to have sexual relations with a pony before anyone else could.
Perhaps this day would turn out alright after all.
I wondered if perhaps I just unlocked some new ponies for the game and that I’d be playing them later on or if I’d be doing some more from right here and now. There was only one way to find out. Seeing that Luna was still asleep, I went over to the board and tossed them as gently as I did the first time around. A five.
Not terrible.
My piece moved five spaces, and my eyes darted towards the text, leaving me to see what it said:
Give this filly what she needs. Plant your seed inside Babs Seed.
Hmm.
I was thrust into the board once again.
I found myself in the streets of a city.
That’s right. She lives in Manehattan.
I walked around the crowded streets, wondering just where I’d find this filly. Now, many people would say that Babs’s masculine voice would be a turnoff for people, but hey, I’m bi. If anything, I can just imagine it as a dude with a pussy. What? Don’t judge me.
However, I heard the sound of children screaming and laughing.
Bingo.
I jogged towards the epicenter of the noise, and it turned out to be an asphalt jungle gym where there were many foals. However, a large ring of them formed in the center around something, leaving me to run and see what it was. My height allowed me to see over the small fillies and colts and see what they were all looking at.
It was Babs herself, and she held a pouting face as she had her tail flicked over her bare bottom, trying her best to conceal her lack of a cutie mark. I remembered that it was Bab’s teasing of her lack of a cutie mark that caused her to become a bully towards the Cutie Mark Crusaders and she needed to get away from these bullies.
As I parted the group and made my way towards the miserable filly, each of the other foals looked at me with awe much like the Cutie Mark Crusaders did when they first saw me.
As if I’d have sex with any of them.
Without hesitation, I scooped Babs into my arms and carried her away from the playground.
“Hey,” she said in her naturally low voice, “you’re that guy, aren’t you?”
“Yeah,” I said. “I’m that guy.”
“So, is it my turn or something?”
“Yeah,” I said.
“Sweet!” she exclaimed, jumping out of my arms and wrapping her arms around my neck in a hug with her tail waggling like a dog.
It was strange. Despite her looks and her voice, she was actually a really sweet filly. I didn’t know how that would translate in bed, but she made a better first impression than the Cutie Mark Crusaders did, that’s for sure.
We continued to walk until we made it to Babs’s home, an apartment complex. Ringing the buzzer, someone let us in as I set her down and walked up the stairs with her to the third floor and to Babs’ home. We were let in by a mare around Applejack’s age, but she was cream colored with a flowing red mane and tail with a cutie mark of an apple slice.
“Welcome home, Babs,” she said.
“Hey sis,” she answered.
“Did you have any problems at school today?”
“A little, but then this guy came and took me home!”
The sister was surprised at my appearance, but seemed to realize why I was here.
“Oh!” she exclaimed. “Is it your turn or something?”
“Yeah,” she answered.
“Okay then, you two, have fun. I cleaned your sheets for you.”
Gee, thanks.
I don’t care if sex is like a national pastime in this world, it’s still a little creepy that she’s okay with me fucking her little sister. Either way, she eagerly led me to her bedroom, which I was nervous wouldn’t support me (or soon to be, her).
However, I was surprised to see that upon entering her room, there was an adult queen sized bed right there, which Babs promptly jumped to and laid upon her stomach, clearly comforted by the cushiness and warmth of her own bed.
“Your bed is huge,” I said, sitting on the edge.
“Thanks,” Babs responded. “It used to be my parents’… before they died.”
“Huh?”
“When I was smaller, I would wake up in the middle of the night crying from nightmares, and they always let me sleep here with them. After they passed away, they left me their bed, because they knew how safe I felt in it. I guess it was their way of telling me that they’d always be there for me.”
“That’s… very nice of them. Might I ask how they died?”
“On their honeymoon, they took a hot-air balloon ride, but it caught fire and took them with it. Now, my sister looks after me.”
“I’m… very sorry.”
“Don’t be; it ain’t your fault. Besides, my sister is probably as good of a mom as my mom was. Not only that, but I have my friends in Ponyville too.”
“You mean the Cutie Mark Crusaders?”
“Yeah? You know them?”
Shit.
“Yeah. I know them.”
Dodged a bullet there.
“Cool. Plus, I got you too now.”
She ran back up to me and gave me another hug. It was then I got a feel of how soft Babs was. When I “saw” the Bad Seed episode, I kind-of expected her coat to be more scraggly, but I found she was just as smooth and plush as the other ponies that I’ve had sex with. As I gently stroked her back, she began to moan, enjoying my touch.
“Your hands feel nice on my body,” she said.
“Your fur is so smooth.”
Suddenly, she let go of my neck and pushes me onto the bed on my back. Before I could get up, she turned around on my chest with her flank in my face and laid down onto her stomach, her tiny legs sprawled over my abs and upper torso. Then, using the same tail flick that she uses to cover her barren flank, she showed me her tiny vagina, expecting me to do something to it.
“Go on,” she said. “Touch me.”
I didn’t know what was going on. I had expected the filly-to-mare spell that Celestia had given me to work by now. Why wasn’t she turning into a mare now? That’s when I remembered. Scootaloo had rubbed her pussy on my leg when I came to fuck them, and I guess that must have triggered it. But while Scootaloo did that by her own accord, I was being expected to do it myself.
I never found the foals in the show to be all that sexy because they were still children. I would not feel comfortable touching Babs, but I knew there was a problem. Babs was a very insecure filly, and if I didn’t touch her, I would kill her mood and quite possibly lose. Plus, if by touching her I’d get her to turn into a mare, there would no longer be a problem.
Mustering my courage, lifted my hand up and began to slowly stroke the slit of her vagina with my index finger, hoping that I would trigger the spell soon.
“Come on,” Babs taunted, “I’ve seen prissy fillies that stroke harder. Now put some elbow grease into it.”
Much like one would jump into a pool to immediately get used to the water, I started back at the top of her slit, penetrating her pussy and sliding it down until I hit her clitoris. It was then that I felt her abs contract and her voice groan.
Bingo.
I watched with morbid confusion as the lips Babs’s vagina spread out wide, almost as if an invisible force was pulling it from both ends. As her lips stretched further out, Babs’s body began to enlarge to that of a fully grown mare. Her enlargement also caused her pussy to slide onto my face, feeling more weight being added as she grew more and more until she finally stopped.
“Whoa!” Babs said, her voice only slightly higher in pitch. “Whoa! My body. My voice. What happened?”
“I’ll try to explain later,” I spoke, her words muffled into her vagina.
“Hehehe,” she giggled. “That tickles. Do it again.”
How about this?
I stuck my tongue firmly into her pussy and swirled it around. Once playful giggles turned to moans of pleasure as I stroked her walls with my tongue. She was so in pleasure that she rolled off of me and onto her side, ending her cunnilingus.
“Wait,” she said, panting. “How is this possible? Why am I a mare?”
“Princess Celestia gave me a spell that turns all foals or older ponies into young mares.”
“Oh,” she said, “I see. Does that mean…?”
She looked at her bottom, but no cutie mark was there, causing her to groan in sadness.
“Hey,” I cooed, stroking her neck, “it’s not what’s on your flank I care about…”
I then moved my hand towards her pussy and slid my hand in, the surprise and pleasure causing Babs to yelp.
“…it’s what’s inside.”
“I heard that!” she exclaimed.
I scooted up to her so Babs’s stomach was resting on my thigh and I bent down to kiss her, which she generously gave back as I continued to massage her vagina, our moans becoming louder and louder. I quickly took my hand out of her and slipped my boxers off, revealing my erect penis. She looked at it hungrily as she lowered her head down to suck it.
Surprisingly, for a foal like Babs, she was very gentle with her strokes. This could have either been from my warming her down or just being in her nature, but she offered a very pleasurable softness that still rocked ecstacy throughout my nerves. I continued to finger Babs, but a bit harder this time. This allowed her to suck even harder, almost to the point to where I’d orgasm, but I wanted to finish with “me” inside her, so I pulled my hand out once again, causing her to stop.
“Huh?” she asked. “Why did you stop?”
“I’m not going to finish you with my fingers inside you. Plus, I wanted to really penetrate you.”
“But I like your fingers. How else can we…?”
She then grew a smirk on her face while glancing at her flank. I looked at it to see her pulsing her anus out. I caught on.
“Are you sure?” I asked.
“Positive!”
I scooted back closer to the center of the bed, allowing Babs to scoot back with me until she was sitting on her arms and legs. The way her ass jiggled as she moved was making it really hard to just take her then and there, but I waited until she was ready, her glance giving me the go ahead.
Scooting back in, I penetrated her anus with my dick and slid it in, her saliva lubing me into her nicely. Her ass felt like a hot wad of chewing gum wrapped around my penis, and I couldn’t resist any longer. Pulling in and out, I also resumed my massaging her vaginal walls and clitoris with my fingers. Babs loud grunting had told me that I was doing a good job, so I continued onwards.
Soon, I began to hear the volume of her moans getting louder and louder, signaling an oncoming cumming. I was about ready to blow my load as well, so we didn’t stop until her juices washed over my lap and my semen shot into her ass.
I still loved the feeling of my penis in her asshole, so I left it there as we panted, short of breath from our passionate fuck. However, her body began to decrease in size, feeling her ass get tighter around my dick. However, Babs contracted her muscles and, for lack of a better term, shat my dick out of her, which was still spotless from shit like anyone else whose anus I’ve played with.
Once Babs became a filly again, she ran to me and gave me one last hug.
“Thank you, thank you, thank you!” she cried. “That was so great!”
“Is everything alright in there?” called Babs’s sister.
Way to kill a mood, sis.
“You might need to wash those sheets again!” I said.
“You got it!”
“Anyways,” Babs said, “I’m tired, and I want to take a nap. You should too. That was exhausting.”
“Alright then,” I said, ruffling her mane, followed by another giggle, “take me back. I’m ready.”
I laid back down on the bed and allowed Babs to sit down on my face.
“Good luck!” she called out before she senti me flying through her vagina and hurling me back into my room.
I felt like I should have heeded Babs’s words and catch some Z’s, but I felt like I could go for one more. Before I picked up the dice, more text began to form.
I’m glad you had fun with the newest set, but this is something you must forget.
Wait, I’m going to forget all of that? No fai–
Quickly, I felt a large chunk of information slide out of my head like water from a pitcher until I regained consciousness, shaking my head vigorously like something inside of it was strange.
With time as frozen as it was, it was impossible to tell when night was and when day was. I felt like now would be a good time as any to get some shut eye. Upon getting to my bed, I remembered that the princess of the night was sleeping right in my bed. Thankfully, she slept off to one side, allowing me to scoot in next to her.
I must have really done a number on her to put her out for this long .
I couldn’t help but find the slumbering alicorn in my bed to be very erotic to me, so I took off my boxers and lay naked in my bed with Luna. Feeling that I knew she would like it, I scooted closer until I was able to spoon with her. She was still out cold. Luna’s warm and fuzzy fur was very soothing, making her very easy to cuddle with. Feeling exhausted, I fell asleep within minutes.
Hours later I woke up with by body shifting slightly, the sound of sexual moaning, and my hand dipping into something warm. I looked over as Princess Luna, quite awake, was forcing my hand into her wet, soft pussy with her magic. Knowing better than to stop, I began massaging the walls of her vagina with my fingers as they were led in and out of her sex. This surprised Luna enough into stopping and flying out of bed.
“Oh,” she mumbled, clearly embarrassed. “I didn’t know you were up.”
“That tends to happen when you use my hand like a dildo.”
That’s when it hit me.
Hand. Wetness. Warmth. Asleep.
I looked at my bed and saw a huge wet spot there. Luna couldn’t help but laugh. I hadn’t wet my bed since grade school, and this I felt embarrassed about. That’s when I remembered where I was in bed.
“Joke’s on you,” I chuckled, pointing at Luna’s back. My penis was sandwiched between both of our bodies as we slept, meaning that my piss didn’t only get the bed wet. Luna noticed a wet patch on her fur as well, turning laughs of joy into groans of discomfort.
“Shower?” I suggested. Luna immediately perked back up.
After the shower, Luna walked be back into the room. She loved the new size of my dick, but she was much more used to it now, and she didn’t feel nearly as tired.
“Go get ‘em,” she told me, handing me the dice to the game. Without hesitation, I roll, prepared to face whatever laid before me. My roll ended up as four.
Mmmm .
The piece moved four spaces and the text appeared:
Ponyville's teacher will give you glee. Don’t be late with Cheerilee.
Well this oughta be interesting .
I was sucked in.
I woke up outside the school where Cheerilee taught her class. I heard a bell ring, causing a mass of foals to unload from the building and to their homes. This made me feel good, seeing as how I wouldn’t have to bone their teacher right in front of them. I walk into the class to find Cheerilee grading papers.
“Oh hello,” she called in a chipper tone. “I assume it’s my turn.”
“You are correct,” I say. Suddenly, things began to start quickly. She led me to one of the desks and pushed me into sitting down. Given the size of the foals I could sit on the flat surface of their desks no problem.
“You have been a very naughty foal,” she moaned.
Role playing. Kick ass .
“Unless you can pass my test, I’m just going to have to fail you.” She put her two front hooves on the desk and looked me straight into the eyes. “Are we ready to begin?”
“Yes, ma'am” I sighed. Cheerilee took a pencil from her desk with her mouth and handed it to me, licking my hand as she let go. Her moist saliva began stiffening my dick. I turned one of the desks sideways and knelt down, so I could face her blackboard.
“You must write a hundred word essay telling me what you’d do to me. Then, I want you to ‘present’ it to the class.”
Sounded simple enough .
“Do you need a pencil sharpener?” she asked. She turned her rear towards me and showed me her marehood. I understood what she was doing here. I stuck the pencil deep into her vagina and moved up and down. Her lips began glistening with moisture as she moaned in sheer pleasure.
I wanted to save the good stuff for later, so I took the pencil out and began writing on a piece of paper kept inside the desks.
“Alrighty young man,” she chirped, “are you ready to present to the class?”
Despite the lack of people besides Cheerilee and I, I continued on.
“What I Would Do to Cheerilee,” I began. “If I had sex with Cheerilee, I’d lay her right on her desk, and eat out her succulent vagina. Once my mouth is filled with her sweet juices, I’d lather her breasts with my tongue and suck them with my lips.”
As she listened, Cheerilee had gone to her desk, laid on her back and began rubbing her pussy with her front hoof, harder and harder the more I read on.
“Once I was done, I would fist her and kiss her passionately as my fingers reach deep inside of her. With the mare all lubricated now, I would take no hesitation to jamming my hot, throbbing cock deep within her vagina. I would thrust in and out of her until she moaned loud enough for all of Equestria to hear. My penis would continue to drive into her until we both came, our secretions finally becoming one.”
Cheerilee stopped masturbating and called me over.
“What do you think you’re doing?” she asked.
“I’m presenting like you asked.”
“No,” she said, spreading her legs open so her marehood was right there for me to see. “That’s not what I meant by ‘present.’”
Catching her drift, I laid her back down on the desk. Before I could tongue her sex, I had an idea. I took an apple off of her desk.
“What are you doing now?” asked Cheerilee.
“Are you open towards extra credit?” Using a trick I learned on YouTube, I halved the apple with my bare hands. Cheerilee seemed to know what I was about to do, so she seductively smiled at me and laid back down to relax.
I cut the halves in half, leaving two quarters in my hand. Using my fingernails, I quickly removed the core and seeds, leaving a slice of apple perfectly edible for a human.
I slowly inserted the slice of apple into her vagina until the fruit was no longer visible. Cheerilee was already squirming, which must have meant I was doing a good job. Putting my face by her moistening sex, I licked up her vaginal lips. Cheerilee moaned in pleasure. As predicted, vaginal muscles contracted slightly, pushing the apple slice outwards a bit. I nibbled the piece that was exposed, my teeth rubbing against her labia, causing more moaning and sighing from the mare. Cheerilee’s vagina continued to push the apple slowly but surely, and I repeated the process until there was no more apple left.
My mouth now coated with both the apple’s juice and Cheerilee’s excretions, I ran my tongue over her breasts, nipping a couple of nipples with my bottom teeth, eliciting a cute little yelp from her.
Cheerilee was drenched in sweat. For a pony like her, I’s assume that she never got much action. I picked Cheerilee up by her back, having her sitting on her desk. With her sitting and my standing, Cheerilee’s lips were level to mine. My mouth met hers as I moved my tongue up and around her mouth. Like I wrote, I shoved my fingers into her pussy and massaged her insides as I continued to kiss her.
I didn’t want Cheerilee cumming just yet, so I took my fingers from her sex and my tongue from her mouth. I turned her over on her stomach, her marehood twitching in anticipation for the grand finale. I rutted her hard, causing her to scream shortly, although she nodded at me to tell me to continue. I continued pulling in and out, until I did my last act of spontaneity. I lifted her tail up, revealing her anus. I stuck my pointer finger inside of it like jello. As I pushed my dick into her vagina, I pulled my finger out. As I pushed my finger in, I pulled my dick out. I repeated the process, getting faster and faster.
I couldn’t take it much longer. With one mighty thrust, I pushed my penis in, hitting her cervix and coating her insides with semen. The force against Cheerilee’s vagina caused a cumming the like of which I’ve never experienced. Cheerilee’s juices flooded around my dick, and then she contracted her vagina as hard as she could, spraying every ounce of fluid from her pussy everywhere. The force even pushed me out of her and caused me to fall onto the floor. Cheerilee still laid on her desk, panting loudly, but satisfied nonetheless.
After a few minutes, she finally came around.
“A+,” she sighed.
“I’m ready to go back, Mrs. Cheerilee.”
“I bet you are. Oh, Celestia. I haven’t been rutted like that since high school.”
“I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did.”
“Oh, I did,” she said, batting her eyes. In the time I spent with her, I’d come to find Cheerilee extremely attractive. She then sat back onto her desk and opened up her legs for me. “Good luck.”
I surprised Cheerilee with another kiss, although this one was just a peck, as I continued kissing her down her body, rubbing my hands down her soft fur. I finally got to her pussy, and I stuck my face in, pulling me into her and bringing me back into my room.
After coming back and having another fuck with Luna, I had the last slice of pizza from my fridge and another ice cold Leinenkugel. One could consider it stupid to drink beer so early in the morning, but fuck it, I’m literally having sex with small horses all day (and possibly longer depending on how many I have to bone before I make it to the center).
I felt slightly dizzy and lightweight, so I was bound to do something either wild and out of character or totally stupid that could leave me stuck here until the end of time. I went to the board and tossed those dice. Eight. The piece moved.
Wonder who’s next.
The text appeared:
When you have a preference, its hard to compare. What do you like more, a stallion or a mare?
Another power stone maybe?
As predicted, a red-and-blue-colored stone flew from and floated over the gem. I picked it up.
“Let me guess,” I said loud enough that I hoped Luna could hear, “this stone will allow me to change the gender of a pony that I choose.”
“Good guess,” answered Luna.
Whatever. This one’s for reals.
I rolled the dice again. Six. The piece moved again, followed by more text:
If you’re looking for a great lay, then with Lyra Heartstrings you’ll want to play.
Hoo boy.
I was thrown back into Equestria.
I woke up inside a little house, lying on the couch. The familiar green unicorn came downstairs to find me.
“Oh my,” she said. “It’s finally my turn.”
That’s weird. I thought she would be ecstatic to see me; me being a human and all.
“You you’d never believe it, but I’ve never gotten any action at all in this game. I guess no ones ever gotten this far.” She gasped as if she realized something. “You must be really talented to get here. I bet you’re going to be great.” She crawled up to me on the couch and ripped my boxers away.
God dammit.
“Oh, big boy.” She began slowly giving small licks at my penis, progressively arousing it to the point of full stiffness. Once my cock was fully erect, she slowly enveloped her mouth over it. I was very surprised by her. Despite the size of my dick, she was able to shove a lot in there. With my passion kicking in, I grabbed Lyra’s horn and began to stroke it up and down. She stopped after feeling a wave of pressure herself.
“What was that?” she asked, surprised.
“What? I was just stroking your horn.”
“That was the most incredible thing I’ve ever felt. What are those things on your hooves?”
“Hooves? These are my hands, and these little things are called fingers. Shouldn’t you know that? I mean, you’re a human expert or something, aren’t you?”
“I’ve never even heard of a human until just now…” she suddenly started blushing and talking in a much more hushed tone, “…but whatever you are, I want those soft flexible hands all around me.”
Feeling this was for the best, I began massaging Lyra’s body all over, stroking her fur with the palms of my hand and pressing into her body with my fingers. Lyra had never felt such a sensation like this before and she was certainly enjoying it. It was almost difficult to rub her, as she squirmed too much for me to get a good rhythm. It was apparent though that I didn’t need it, as she was perfectly fine with what I was doing.
“You liked that, huh?” I asked. “Wait until you get a load of this!”
I stuck my thumb into her vagina. Causing her to scream in ecstasy.
“Yes!” she cried. “Don’t stop!”
I then inserted my index finger into her anus. I began massaging the insides of her anus and pussy with my fingers. She felt so lax on the couch that when I touched her, her muscles jiggled like gelatin. If that wasn’t enough of an indication, her eyes were closed and her tongue hung out the side of her mouth. I knew that this was what she wants and what she would have wanted had she been the human lover that she was.
As I continued to probe her, I felt a squeeze on my fingers. She moaned, louder and louder until she finally orgasmed all over her couch.
She mast have been out for what seemed like a half hour, so I stroked her as she laid next to me. Finally, she came to.
“What about Bon-Bon?” I asked.
“Bon-Bon? Wha- Me and her? No no no, we’re just friends. What made you even think that?”
“The fandom.”
“What’s the fandom?”
I explained to her the popularity of My Little Pony in my world and how Lyra is portrayed as a fanatic of humans and may have a thing with the pony Bon-Bon.
“That’s just crazy. I’m straight as a die.”
“That’s good.”
“Why.”
“Because now it’s your turn to love me.”
I moved in for a kiss, catching Lyra by surprise. She then began kissing me as I laid her on her back. I continued kissing her as I stroked her hair with my fingers, a feeling which she also enjoyed.
Once I got her into a state of comfort, I shifted my way down to her vagina. My face was right in front of the succulent slit when I pressed my face on and slipped my tongue in. I lapped up any juices that were left over from her first cum and licked her walls for her own pleasure. Lyra arched her stomach up as I moved around inside her, moaning all the while.
Knowing that I had to cum for the turn to be complete, I took my face out and shifted my body back up. My erect penis was on line with her sex as I moved up. She assumed that I was going in for another kiss, but as my dick slid into her moist vagina, her eyes widened and she bit her lip, trying to contain herself.
When I felt the entirety of my dick slide in, I began shoving in and out, eliciting screams of ecstasy from the green unicorn. That’s when I did something that I knew would bring her over the edge. I reached over and grabbed her horn and began stroking it up and down again.
I felt the magical electricity run through my body like it did with Twilight, and she was clearly enjoying it too. She moaned even louder than before, the pleasure causing her vagina to grip my penis and pull me in and out harder and harder.
Lyra came again, filling her caverns with her juices and sending a jolt of magical energy from my hand all over my body. The wave of electricity made its way to my penis, supercharging it with an intense pleasure. The feeling of her juices and the energy running through my cock caused me to shoot a load right into Lyra. The semen must have hit something sensitive, as Lyra squeezed every muscle in her body, including the one that was around my penis. Thankfully she let go soon enough that I could finish my ejaculation. Feeling tired from our lay, we cuddled up with each other on the couch.
Once I felt rested, I got up to Lyra’s pantry for a glass of water. I felt Lyra shift on the couch, signaling that she was awake.
I put the emptied glass on her counter and sat down beside her.
“You shouldn’t say that,” I told her. “I may not win this game and never see you again. If you’re going to restrict yourself from sex like that, you’re going to be a mess when you’re in heat. If it’s any consolation, just imagine my fingers caressing you as you’re being rutted by a stallion. ‘K?”
“‘K.”
Lyra spread her legs out revealing her vagina again. I stuck my face in and was sucked in, bringing me back to my house.
After my nice time with Luna, I just decided to roll the dice again.
“Where are you going?” asked Luna as I was about to pick up the dice.
“I was just going to take my next turn.”
“What? And you’re not going to rut me?”
“Actually, I have an idea.”
“And what is that?”
I carried the game up to my bedroom, Luna following me.
“Right now,” I told her, “I need a good luck charm.”
“What do you mean ?”
“Lay on my bed, stomach up, and spread your legs.”
Luna did as she was told, her vaginal lips opening as she did so. I grabbed the dice off of the board and put them in my mouth. I walked over to Luna and climbed on top of her, forming a 69. Using my tongue, I slid the dice into her pussy nice and easily. I began eating Luna out while also “rolling” the dice inside of her with my tongue.
“I like this idea,” moaned Luna.
So do I babe.
I tongued her until she came, filling my mouth with her juices and the two dice. After swallowing her secretions, I spat the dice out on the board. Seven.
Luck be a lady tonight .
After my piece moved its spaces, the text appeared:
She will unload your stash, the fast flyer Rainbow Dash.
FUCK YES!
Of all the Mane 6, she was easily the one I’ve most wanted to fuck. I gave Luna a thankful hug before I was brought back in to have sex with the one and only Rainbow Dash.
I found myself lying on a cloud. At least that’s what I thought, given the fact that there was nothing but blue sky all around me and I was lying on a plush wispy surface. I stood up, only to find that I was the only cloud for miles. It wasn’t until I looked down that I saw a much larger cloud below me.
I don’t know how fragile a cloud is, but I’m not jumping from that hei-
Before I could finish my thought, the cloud underneath me disappeared with a poof, followed by a rainbow colored blur flying through it.
Oh, you cunt.
I freefell towards the cloud below me. I screamed as I plummeted, until I saw the rainbow maned pony flying alongside me.
“Fall with your back to the cloud,” she said, putting herself in position to help show me.
I did as I was told. After several seconds, I hit the cloud. My break in my fall felt abrupt, but the softness of the cloud completely cushioned what would have been a fatal landing.
“Phew,” said Rainbow Dash. “That was a close one.”
Internally, I wanted to strangle the pony for that. However, I would probably scare her off if I did that, and that would result in my loss of the game. Plus, I was alright, and that’s what was really important.
“Let’s see what we have here,” said Rainbow Dash, observing my cock in the air. She then fluttered down, but she didn’t land on her feat. She instead sat on my foot, inserting her vagina onto my toe. She then leaned forward, laying her stomach on my leg and putting her face right over my dick.
“It’s so big,” she sighed. Once she began licking it, my penis near instantly shot up from the warmth and moistness of her tongue. I began wiggling the toe that was inside Rainbow Dash’s vagina, running it along her labia. The pleasure that ran through her made her begin to fully suck my penis. I didn’t see the need for her to stop, seeing as how I could easily cum again when it was my turn to fuck her.
In fact, I was quite surprised how sensual Rainbow Dash was when she was blowing me. I would have expected her to be more… you know, wild. Perhaps I just had to ease it out of her.
Doing something similar with what I did with Scootaloo, I put my pointer finger an my thumb on both sides of the base of her wing and gently squeezed. Once I did this, Rainbow Dash sucked even harder, and she bobbed her head up and down a little faster.
Not good enough .
I squeezed harder. This time, she lightly clamped down on my shaft with her teeth as she pulled up and down.
Close, but no cigar .
I squeezed even harder. Rainbow Dash now felt like she was trying to practically bite my dick off. She bobbed even faster. I was filled with so much pleasure that I completely forgot about toeing Rainbow Dash’s pussy.
In a matter of seconds, I shot off inside her mouth. Rainbow Dash continued to work my cock with her teeth, squeezing out every last bit of cum like the last of the toothpaste from a tube. Once Rainbow Dash got all that she wanted, she unloaded my sperm all over my dick, which trickled over my balls and down my thighs.
“What was that for?” I asked.
“To lube you up, so now you’re 20% more slippery.”
Rainbow Dash flew off of me, hovering her ass two feet or so over my erect penis. She then stopped flapping her wings and fell ass first onto my dick. To my amazement, her pussy was perfectly aligned with my dick, and with my cum lathered over it, it slid into her like a knife through warm butter.
“Now we fly,” she said. “Hold onto my thighs.”
“What?”
Before I could answer she gripped my dick with her vaginal muscles and leaped off the cloud. Knowing now what she was doing, I grabbed on for dear life as she nosedived with me firmly inside her.
“Phase One,” she stated.
She dipped up and down, forcing my penis in and out. I was terrified, but the flight really got my heart rate going, increasing the stiffness of my sex inside her.
“Phase Two,” she said again.
Rainbow Dash did barrel rolls and corkscrews, which twisted my cock inside her pussy. Once, she even told me to let go of her legs for a second as we were flying level. She spun her body a multiple of times. My cum-lubricated penis kept me from spinning with her, but her actions further twisted and stretched my dick around.
“Phase Three.”
I’ve seen that episode; I know what Phase Three is.
I grabbed hold of her legs again as she rocketed towards the sky. Once she reached the highest clouds in the sky she fell back and nosedived toward the ground. My cock was in mass pleasure by now, but I knew that If I was going to get her to perform her signature move, I was going to need to help.
Using the lack of gravity in our fall, I slid out of her a bit, and then I pulled back in using her inner thighs as leverage. I continued doing this until I finally saw the cone forming in front of Rainbow Dash.
As the cone formed, I noticed a rainbow colored pattern on the lips of Rainbow’s vagina.
This can’t be good.
Thankfully, as Rainbow’s amazing technicolor pussy grew brighter and more colorful, it also grew hotter and wetter. The moisture and heat gave me the pleasure needed to finally cum into her.
Not even a couple of seconds after my spunk hit her insides, Rainbow’s trailing cone reached its breaking point. The instant she broke through it, a rainbow ring exploded off where the cone was, officially completing her famous sonic rainboom. In that same instant, Rainbow’s rainbow vagina shot a hot mess of her juices out of her so hard that it blasted me out of her as well. I began freefalling again.
Using her newfound speed, Rainbow Dash swooped around and caught me, her rainbow colored contrails flying behind her. She flew us back onto the cloud. Both exhausted from our fuck, we cuddled with each other before lulling off to sleep.
I awoke on my back with Rainbow Dash lying stomach down on my chest. I tickled her pussy with my finger.
“Good morning,” I cooed as I fingered her.
“That was so awesome,” said Rainbow Dash. “I can’t remember the last time I had a lay that good. Well, I had fun, but I guess its time to send you back.” She began to scoot her vagina towards my face.
“Waitwaitwait,” I yelled.
“What is it?” she moaned.
“Can I… kiss you?”
“Kiss me? What for?”
“If you want me to be honest, I considered you my favorite pony. I’ve always wanted to have the chance to kiss you, but… you know.”
“That I wasn’t real?”
“No, that’s not it, I mean... It’s… I…”
Rainbow Dash spun on her stomach, finally facing me while putting her front hoof to my face.
“I understand what you meant,” said Rainbow. “And yes, I would love to kiss you.”
Rainbow Dash locked her lips with mine and moved her tongue inside my mouth. I fully engorged myself into her, finally fulfilling a fantasy that I’ve had since I started watching the show. I felt my once flaccid dick begin to stiffen again. Rainbow must have felt it, and she started to get up. She continued to kiss me as she scooted her ass towards my groin. She then sat on my hardened dick and began shifting up and down again.
Rainbow’s sweet breath mixed with the feeling of her tongue on the roof of my mouth, increased the feelings of ecstasy in my penis. This must have been likewise for her, as we both ended up cumming at the same time.
It pained me to finally remove myself from Rainbow’s lips, but I knew I couldn’t spend the rest of my time here if I wanted to survive.
“Okay,” I mustered. “I’m ready.”
Rainbow Dash spun on her stomach again. Before she could send be back, I gently stroked Rainbow’s vagina, admiring her soft flesh.
I put my hand down, awaiting the inevitable. She scooted back, shoving me in. I flew through her caverns and back into my bedroom.
It’s going to take a lot to beat that.
Shining Armor and Princess Cadance
Having sex with Rainbow Dash was about as awesome as it came. Not only did she literally do a “sonic rain-cum,” but her serious sex was intense as well. I hated to say that my “welcome-back fuck” with Luna was merely “alright.”
As long as I made her happy, I guess.
In fact the whole of my day was spent beating off to “saved images” of Rainbow Dash that I had on my computer, just so I’d get bored enough of her for a while to have passionate enough sex with the rest of the ponies I was supposed to bone.
I woke feeling refreshed, but my hand felt warm and moist. Upon moving it, I felt it slide out of a wet, fleshy slit. My motions in Luna’s vagina woke her up.
I’m not even surprised at this point.
“Good morning,” she greeted. “Who’s up next today?”
“I don’t know."
“Who do you have left?”
“Let’s see. I may have Bon-Bon, The Doctor, the Wonderbolts…” I began to realize how many ponies I had left and decided to go straight to the dice.
“Are you really starting so early?” asked Luna.
“Yes. I’m sorry that we can’t fuck right now, but I really want to get moving. I promise that we’ll make passionate love when I get back.”
“Alright.” Her voice sounded forlorn, but I ignored it. I rolled the dice. Six.
M’kay.
The piece moved and the text appeared.
Of the two newlyweds, with whom do you want to share their bed?
Two more texts appeared.
Shining Armor. Cadance.
I began feeling pangs of pre-emptive guilt. I didn’t feel comfortable enough providing love to one and not the other. Plus, I haven’t gotten with a stallion since Big Mac.
“Uh…” I began. “Both?”
It seemed to have worked, for I was whisked into the board with no complications.
The next thing I knew, I was flung from the closet in what looked like Rarity's room from the Sweet and Elite episode. Upon looking around, I saw both Shining Armor and Cadance on the bed. Cadance was on her back with her wings spead out and her legs wide open, revealing her moist vagina. Shining Armor laid on his side, his erect cock lying on the bed between them.
I hope I didn’t interrupt anything.
“Oh,” exclaimed Cadance. “I guess its that time. Who’s turn is it?”
“I said both. Does that count?”
Giving his wife a sly smile, he levitated my naked body to the bed.
“Alright,” said Shining Armor, “who gets to go first?”
I leaned into his ear and whispered something. Something that apparently made Shining Armor very happy.
“What is it dear?” Cadance asked.
“Let me finish,” he said climbing back on top of her.
Shining Armor began to penetrate his wife again, resuming what I assumed to be what they were doing before my arrival. I crawled over the bed and behind Shining Armor. I began by licking the bare skin in his asscrack, tasting the sweat that rolled down his flesh. Sometimes I would feel his hot thighs squeeze my tongue as he contracted the muscles to thrust inside of Cadance.
I then inserted my tongue as deep as I could into the stallion’s anus. He had no “undesireable” solids inside of him, just like Big Macintosh. And like Big Macintosh, it didn’t taste like anything in there. I again felt his asshole tighten with each time he inserted himself into his wife.
The next time, I applied a lot of spit to my tongue, and upon inserting it, I felt as the flesh of Shining Armor’s innards contracted around my tongue and “sucked” the saliva off. Now, he was nice and lubricated.
Crouching over the stallion, I stuck my erect penis into the bottom part of his asscrack, letting his thighs take hold. The sweat mixed with my spit helped it slide in easily. After thusting into him more in the same place, I moved up a little, into the place in his ass where my dick rubbed up against Shining Armor’s waist and lower stomach. After more thrusts, I knew it was time. Using my strength, I plowed into his anus just before he could thrust.
The feeling of my cock in his ass must have surprised him, as I felt the same pressure around my sex as I did with my tongue earlier, but my with my vigor and saliva coating the inside of him, I continued to push my way in. Shining Armor bit his lip, obviously feeling a massive amount of ecstacy. Realizing this was a losing battle for him, he let me slip my dick fully into his asshole.
He then pulled out a little for another thrust, and I did the same. He thrust in again, and so did I. With his contracting anus holding my dick, I thrust into him until I felt a tight tug on my foreskin.
We continued the same motions, me thrusting into him as he thrust into Cadance. Shining Armor was in a sweat, indicating that he was getting close. With my dick massaging his prostate, his cum was extraordinary. He made a loud yell as he shot a load of semen into her. His final massive insertions brought Cadance over the edge, leaving her screaming as she came. The sounds of intense pleasure overcame me too, as I ejaculated into Shining Amor.
Shining Armor and I laid on the bed together in exhaustion, my face being inches from his dick. Without a second thought, I gave his cum-coated dick an experimental lick.
Tastes just like his sister.
I continued to caress Shining Armor’s sex with my mouth when I was interrupted by his wife.
“Okay,” she said. “Your turn.”
I climbed back onto my knees and knelt in front of Cadance. As I began to climb over her so I could penetrate her, my mind flashed and saw Cadance as Rainbow Dash for a second. Ignoring it, I began to fuck Cadance. The more I boned her, the more I imagined Rainbow Dash. I knew that I wasn’t seducing a mare that I was feeling like fucking, so I felt my penis begin to soften.
I quickly took myself out of her and sat down on the bed.
“What’s wrong?” she asked me, sitting up and rubbing my back.
“There’s… somepony else,” I muttered.
“You mean…”
“I had sex with Rainbow Dash last. I really liked my time with her and now I can’t feel the same about any other mare.”
“Here,” said Cadance. “I can help with that. Lie on your back and let me see your penis.”
I did as I was told. Cadance stood above me, her head directly above my dick.
“Can you imagine Rainbow Dash for me?” she asked.
I imagined Rainbow Dash on top of me as she sucked me off like last time. I felt my penis begin to rise until my dick was fully erect. I looked at Cadance, whose horn began glowing. She then pointed it towards my penis and began lowering it towards it. Once her horn touched my tip, I felt a comfortable heat on it. That’s when she inserted her horn into my urethra.
I was instantly reminded of the painful curse that Discord began to do on me, but instead of sheer pain, I felt comfortable and warm. With my new penis length, she had to insert a little more than half of her horn into my dick. Then, her horn grew a bright white, and multiple red hearts swirled around my penis. I then began to feel love for everypony all at once. Those that I’ve already had sex with in the course of this game, those that I had left to screw, and of course, Cadance.
Oh, Cadance. You beautiful creature. You’re so unbelievably sexy that I could just… I could…
Cadance then quickly took her horn out from my cock before I came at least a cup of sperm into the air all over the bed.
“Oops,” I say.
“Don’t worry about it,” said Cadance, lying on her back again. “Now, where were we.”
I took no second thoughts about rutting her. I quickly, but gently slid my entire penis into her. As I began to rut her, I felt something insert itself into my anus. I looked over my shoulder to see Shining Armor boning me from behind. Surprisingly, his dick felt snug in my asshole and also felt amazing as it massaged my prostate. I continued on Cadance as Shining Armor continued on me.
As I rutted Cadance, I laid my body on top of her and wrapped my arms around her upper back. Her fur was so smooth and she looked drop-dead gorgeous. Cadance hugged me in tighter with both her forelegs and her wings, putting me in a full-bodied hug.
Shining Armor even spruced things up, licking my body all over during, including my anus a couple of times (having to pull out to do so of course). However, Shining Armor’s reinsertion felt wonderful afterwards.
With the combination of Cadance’s warm juices on my sex, the softness and warmth of her fur and down all over my body, and Shining Armor’s hard, fleshy penis probing my prostate, I finally came inside of her. Strangely, Cadance came immediately after me and Shining Armor after Cadance, which was the order of our last threesome. Shining Armor took himself out of me and began sucking my ass like a large straw. Once he was done, I looked back. He gave me smile with his teeth covered in milky white goo.
Cadance was asleep by the time Shining Armor went to the bathroom to spit. After cumming two times and performing a spell like that, I’d be sleepy too. Shining Armor crawled back into bed, where I napped for a while, hugging him like a teddy bear… that I just fucked.
After waking up, I found Shining Armor’s crouching down with his ass above my face.
“Well,” said Shining Armor, “it’s been fun. Good luck on completing the game.”
I gently slapped Shining Armor’s asshole, signaling my readiness to return. He sat on my face, sucking me into him and brining me back to my room.
“There you are,” said Luna. “I’ve been waiting forever for you.”
I looked at Luna, and all of the sudden, I just realized that I never saw her this beautiful.
What could have caused me to- ha! The spell!
“Hello?” she asked, trying to get an answer from my mesmerized self.
I then leaped onto the bed and proceeded to rut her brains out.
I had to get both Luna and I a beer after a fuck like that. I felt like I just had the biggest workout of my life. With Cadance’s spell, I felt like I could screw anypony; it was unbelievable. I felt my whole body tremble from the spasms in my limbs as I walked and used my arms. I felt like I wasn’t going to be able to have sex for a long while.
After finishing my beer, I tried seeing if a shower would help. It didn’t. I could only mope on the bed where Luna was gingerly drinking her Leinenkugel. I picked up the dice and observed them. Unfortunately, my shaking hands loosened the grip, causing me to drop them.
I cursed aloud as the dice result became clear. Six. I watched as the piece moved its spaces. The text that showed up, however, made me feel elated.
Come on in, bring your best mare. The spa will treat you with love and care.
I watched as Luna was forcefully sucked into the board.
“Wait,” she yelled. “What is this?”
I laughed as she was sucked in. I followed her soon after.
I woke up on Princess Luna in front of the spa.
“What… what happened?” she asked. I recited the poem that came up, to which she stupidly asked, “So we have to do this one together.”
“Guess so,” is all I managed to say.
I walked in to find the blue spa pony with pink hair reading a magazine.
Knowing this world, I probably know what kind.
As I put my eyes on her, I feel myself attracted to her again because of Cadance’s spell, but I manage to resist long enough to say, “The usual,” causing the pony to run to the back. With her out of my presence for now, my boner can finally settle down. She returned shortly with two robes, one made for Princess Luna, the other one for a human. We both followed her into the sauna.
I tried my best to keep my eyes off of any of the spa ponies before I lost all inhibitions and fucked them until I went into a sex coma. The thing was, I was never all that attracted to the spa ponies in any of the episodes. Sure, they looked very nice, but they weren't the kind of mares I’d want to have sex with. That’s when the blue pony ladled the water from her bucket into the scalding stones along the right side of the room.
The steam helped obscure my vision, so I could safely look in all directions without the urge to screw. Not only that, there must have been something in the steam that made me feel more… mellow. I looked at Princess Luna, which didn’t send a wave of sexual cravings over me like when I got back from Shining Armor and Cadance. She just sat on the wood seats, letting the steam caress her dampening fur.
I stroked her side just below her wing, and I rubbed all of the vapor that Luna’s coat had picked up off of her. She looked at me and smiled, causing me to smile back also.
What was going on? First I feel impotent after Rainbow Dash, then Cadance gives me a spell that makes me want to fuck anything with hooves, and now I’m in a sauna feeling only pleasant and serene around Luna’s presence. If this was a fanfic, the author would get a serious lashing for making everything so Deus ex Machina. Whatever, the faster he can get me to win this game, the better.
Once the sauna was finished, Luna and I went to the next room for mud facials. I sat on the couch set in the room as the blue pony, now joined by her pink sister, lathered our faces with the green mud mask and covered both of our eyes with slices of cucumber. I soon felt a feeling wash over me. I watched my last few “days” flash. Big Macintosh. Queen Chrysalis. Rainbow Dash. Princess Celestia… and Luna too. I suddenly began feeling less and less attracted towards each of them, like the mask was stealing my sex drive from me.
“Excuse me,” I ask the pink pony as she wiped my mask off suddenly. “What is this treatment you’re doing?” She answered me in a thick accent.
“The spa believes that sexual rejuvenation comes from cleansing your mind of all desires of the flesh, and that by using our different bath salts, lotions, oils, and massage techniques, your potency will be reduced to a healthier level.”
“Well, that’s interesting,” I say, causing her to giggle.
“Next room now,” she said.
We are then taken to a room with two massage tables, where I was lain on our stomachs with a hole where my sex organ was supposed to be inserted. Luna sits on her hole, exposing her vagina from that angle. I follow suit, my penis going into the hole. Once I’m settled and relaxed, I feel a hot, wet pressure around my dick. I can’t tell if it’s a vagina or a mouth, or who’s mouth or vagina it belonged to.
Whatever it was, it felt amazing, like I was having sex for the first time again. I could feel my dick hardening as I was continued to be worked on. If what the pink pony said was true, then finding out who was massaging me would really screw me over somehow. I just let whoever was fucking me/sucking me off/giving me a lubricated handjob (take your pick) until I eventually came. I could see Luna as she squirmed sitting on her table.
Once the “massages” were done, we were sent to the hot tub. Both Luna and I entered the water in tandem. It was then that I looked at her and her at me. We felt a fire alight in us, and not like earlier where it was uninhibited sex drive controlling me, but it felt like I was wholeheartedly attracted to this pony. I swam over to Luna and made love to her in the water.
The warm water aroused my penis out of hiding, rubbing my ever hardening sex around the lips of Luna’s vagina. When I reached peak hardness, I insterted into her, the warm water flowing into her caverns. The liquid also worked wonders as a lubricant, making my penis slide into her pussy with minimal resistance. I reached down and spread Luna’s asscheeks apart, the stretch arousing her more. My boning her wasn’t as quite as fueled with passion as before, but I felt very comfortable inside her.
To hell with comfort.
I slowly began plowing her faster and faster, harder and harder, trying my best to continue speeding up despite the resistance of the water. Luna screamed in ecstacy.
“No, please not there,” she cried, “not there.”
I paid no mind and continued to rut her, each thrust more furious than the last. With one final push, Luna shrieked as she orgasmed. The heat of the water brought me to cumming too, our fluids becoming visible in the water. We both swam from our excretions to the other side of the tub, cuddling with each other before being told that we were done by the blue pony.
“You are finished with your treatment,” said the blue pony. “Or would you like a happy ending?”
“That sounds good,” I said.
The two ponies led me into another room with a bed in it. The two ponies pushed me onto my back. The pink pony sat on my erect cock, encasing it with her sex while facing me, while the blue one sat on my face, the lips of her vagina around the lips on my face as she faced the other pony. I barely had room to breath out my nose. As I tongued the blue mare’s vagina, I thrust my waist up into the pink one’s vagina. As I pleasured both mares, they both started making out.
This really turned me on, making me shove my tongue and penis into each respective mare as hard as I could. This only made the kissing between the two ponies more passionate. This went on until we all came in tandem. My semen filled the pink ponies vagina as juices squirted from her. I felt a flood of fluids from the blue mare’s pussy wash into my mouth. The two ponies got up and led me out of the room.
And a happy ending it was.
“Now you are done,” said the blue mare. The pink pony stuck her ass up towards Luna. I watched as Luna shoved her face into pony’s slit and was sucked in just like that one chimney sweeping scene from Mary Poppins.
So THAT’S what it looks like.
I put my face into the blue pony’s pussy as well, which sucked me in back to my room.
Feeling more relaxed as I came back from the spa, I took a short nap on the bed. Luna joined me, snuggling up from behind me, spooning me as I felt her warm waist on my lower back. I highly enjoyed the feeling, but I was unhappy with the lack of personal connections by not seeing her in the face. I turned around and faced her. The look of slight confusion at my motions was absolutely adorable. I stroked down the side of her neck until I finally felt the warmth that greeted my back now go to my own waist. I couldn’t help but begin to feel a little hard. It wasn’t even much longer until Luna felt me poke her.
“Hmm,” she moaned. “Are you turning into a unicorn, or are you just happy to see me?”
“I’m always happy to see you,” I said.
We both laughed as I hopped to her flank and she laid down on her stomach. Feeling invigorated again, I proceeded to have sex with Luna.
I woke up about an hour later sleeping on top of Luna’s back. She was out like a light, even when I gently nudged myself off of her. Before heading downstairs for something to eat, I gently petted Luna’s flank, causing her to roll over onto her side, sprawling herself out much like a cat would.
I remembered that we were out of pizza, so I fixed myself a glass of milk and a small stack of oreos. After having my pre-fuck snack, I went to my room to find out my next mission. To prevent from waking Luna, I took the dice and cupped them in my hand. I then made my palms flat and rolled the dice in between my hands like someone who was making a ball of out of clay or silly putty. I then let the dice slide quietly off my hand. Ten.
Alright.
The piece moved, and the text appeared:
Show her all your sexual moves, for the mail pony Derpy Hooves .
Oh boy .
I was thrust back into the board.
I woke up on the streets of Ponyville. Many of the ponies eyed me, probably expecting them to say that its their turn. Unfortunately for them (and to an extent me), they would not be getting dick inside of them for now.
I strolled along looking for the grey pegasus, when who should fly into me from behind and knock me on my stomach but Derpy Hooves herself. Letters from her mailbag were scattered all over the ground. She began raking them all up in her mouth and tossed them in her bag.
“I’m so sorry, mister,” she said, walking up to me.
Her voice sounded like the altered “normal” one that was released on iTunes following her “controversy” in The Last Roundup, but I was happy to look into her trademark crossed eyes to see that they were still the same.
“Wait a second,” she said, “you’re a human.” She gasped her next breath. “Is it finally my turn?”
“Yes,” I tell her, despite my wanting to tell her no.
“Awesome! My first human! Come with me to my house here!”
I followed her. Through out the trip, I would notice as she clumsily veered to different sides as she walked, tripped sometimes, or even on one occasion fall. This is why I was apprehensive about fucking Derpy. As much as I loved her on the show and always saw her as an ideal snuggle buddy, this was not the snuggling that I had in mind.
Having sex with her would feel like having sex with a mentally handicapped person, and I didn't find that sexually exhilarating in the slightest. Who knows? Maybe I’d be rutting her and she jerks her ass to the side and breaks my dick.
I snapped out of my nightmare to find I had been led to a little house on the outskirts of town. She let me in as she set her bag on the floor.
“So, what do you like to do?” she asked me? “Do you like it slow, or do you get right into me from the beginning?” I wanted to prolong this for as long as possible before I did the deed.
“Could we start… with a kiss?” I asked.
“Sure thing. Let’s go to my bedroom.”
I followed her up as she ran towards her bed and jumped. Her back hoof hit the end of the bed, pulling her front forward as she fell with her face forwards as she landed smack-dab onto her pillow.
Jesus .
“What are you waiting for, slowpoke? I’m ready when you are.”
I reluctantly crawled into bed with her as she inched towards me. She leaned her head forward, and I instinctively pulled back.
“What’s wrong?” she asked me.
Realizing what I’ve done, I lie with my back on the bed, contemplating what I might have done to her.
Hopefully she didn’t take that as an insult.
“It’s because of my eyes isn’t it?”
Fuck .
“It’s okay,” she answered, tears beginning to well in her eyes. “Nopony has ever wanted to have sex with me because of my eyes. They think I’m too stupid to have sex with.”
I begin to feel her, and I turn to face her, but she’s sitting up and looking out and away from me.
“They think I’ll slobber over them when I kiss them or give them a blowjob, or I’ll start spazzing out when they rut me.” Her voice is weakened as she tries to control her sobs. “I’d never do any of those things. All I want is to be loved, but nopony will give me a chance.” She finally lets it all out, he tears bleeding from her eyes as they fall onto her covers.
My own waterworks began. I remembered seeing the Save Derpy video on YouTube, and I certainly remembered how sad I felt at how close-minded people could be towards such an innocent creature. It’s only then that I began to feel such sadness over this because now I was one of those close-minded people. I did the one thing that I want to do right now. I reached over to Derpy and gave her a tight hug. Her crying stopped, but her voice still sounded shaken.
“What are you doing?” she asked.
“I’m so sorry, Derpy. I should never have done that. In my world, there are millions of people that love and adore you, myself included.”
“R- Really?”
“You are such a great pony, and I should never have underestimated how smart and intuitive you really are.”
“You really mean that?”
“Every word. Would you please forgive me so we can start over?”
She finally faced me and returned the hug, leading me to grip her like a child with a teddy bear.
I guess getting a real hug from Derpy Hooves really is one of the best things imaginable .
“I forgive you,” she said, her voice much more controlled now.
She then shifted her face to mine and slipped her tongue in my mouth. I realized how good of a kisser she was. She sat in front of me as we leaned towards each other to taste each other’s sweet mouths. I then slipped my hand underneath her and lifted my index and middle fingers up, inserting them into her vagina.
I heard her moan as she continued kissing me, her breath filling the inside of my mouth. I gently swirled my fingers inside of her as she continued kissing me more sensually. My fingers got incrementally wetter as I continued to finger her. However, she eventually seemed to pass out on me, as the pegasus who was sitting before me was now lying on her side with her eyes closed. I was unsure of what to do until she swung her tail in a circular motion, inviting me inside.
I picked up the limp pony and laid her on her stomach, her legs positioned so her ass was slightly up in the air. I got on my knees and positioned them under her waist. My dick was now in line with her newly dampened pussy. I slid into her like a knife to butter, fully appreciating her soft, smooth insides.
Derpy seemed incredibly passive for a supposed virgin, it’s then that I felt the walls of her vagina lightly clamp down on my dick. I slowly pulled in and out of her, causing her tail to spasm due to the pleasure. Looking at the base of her tail as it twitched I saw her clenched anus right below it. Taking my thumb, I inserted it into her ass like fresh pizza dough. This caused her to moan even louder as a tight pressure exerted itself around my penis and thumb.
I broadly encircled my thumb in her anus as I continued sliding my penis in and out of her vagina. I sweetened the deal by taking my free thumb and middle finger and roughly massaged her two breasts. With all three actions in motion, I began doing them faster and harder.
Derpy and I had just about enough that we could handle. With a few moans that turned to screams with greater and greater intensity, she finally came, me following soon after. The muscles in her ass both constricted my penis and thumb as her juices coated my dick inside of her. Using her fluids as lubrication, I slid my dick out of her pussy. She then pushed my thumb out of her anus. After our tryst, she hopped onto me and gave me another hug.
“Thank you so much,” she cried. “I love you!”
“I’m glad,” I said, “because I enjoyed that too.”
“Well, you have to go back now. You have a lot more ponies to have sex with, and I want you to win.” She flew above me, her pussy visible from below.
“Good luck!” she said before she dive-bombed her ass into my face, sucking me into her and back into my room.
I reappeared back into my room after my sex with Derpy Hooves. I found that Luna was still sleeping.
Wow, she must be really tired. I should use this to my advantage; I’m about three-quarters of the way done, and if I focus on getting those last few ponies, I should be free from this… not that I’m not enjoying this of course.
I do the same thing with the dice that I did before Derpy, silently rolling an eight.
Okay.
I watch the piece move, followed by the text:
Gilda will be no simple test, to put this rowdy griffon to rest.
Finally, something new.
I was sucked into the board.
When I woke up, I found myself at the entrance to a cave on a mountain, which I found strange, seeing as I thought I would be on the clouds like I was with Rainbow Dash. That’s when I remembered the ending to that particular episode. After humiliating herself, she probably had to exile herself to avoid the rest of the ponies.
I ventured into the cave, which was very difficult, seeing as I didn’t have any light source to guide me and see where I was going. That’s when I noticed the small little glimmer of light coming from further within the cave. I saw that torches lined the walls, providing much more light. I walked more briskly into the cave, feeling not only that I knew where I was going, but that I was getting closer.
Upon reaching the cavern’s end, I saw my next character to screw, sleeping in the end of the cave. She looked very peaceful, which made her seem uncharacteristically cute. However, I knew that I would be screwing a fierce animal that could tear me to shreds. I had to approach her gently, but be prepared for the worst. I took a step forward and I saw several droplets of water drip onto Gilda’s face from the cave's ceilings above.
Well, so much for that.
Upon seeing me, she didn’t look too happy. She lunged at me instantly with a loud roar. I barely dodged it.
“Whoawhoawhoa,” I yelled. “It’s your turn! It’s your turn! It’s your turn!”
Her movements stopped, and she just stared at me with her bright yellow eyes that seemed to burn into my soul.
“So,” she finally said. “You’ve come this far. I’m actually impressed.”
“Yeah, well, my other option didn’t seem nearly as enticing.”
“What’s that supposed to mean?”
“That means that I either have sex with as many creatures as I can or be stuck here and die.”
“That’s life, I guess. Anyways, I’ll just let you have sex with me now.” She laid on her back and laid her thighs flat on the ground. All I did was sit on the ground, admiring her lioness fur. I took my hand and stroked her stomach, confusing her.
“What do you think you’re doing?” she asked. “Don’t you lame-o humans know how to have sex or something?”
“Apparently, you don’t,” I spat back, regretting it soon after. She got off her back and pounced on me, pinning me to the ground, trying to arouse me by putting her warm waist on my crotch.
“Listen, buster. I don’t know what kind of stuff you’re into, but I just want you to rut me and be done with it, got it?”
“Well, where’s the enjoyment in that?”
“What enjoyment? All you humans are supposed to do is rut us and then go on your merry way.”
“Don’t you want to feel appreciated during? Don’t you want to feel like our moment means something?”
“What are you talking about? No one can appreciate a griffon.”
“Wanna bet?”
“Yeah. All my life, everypony feared and hated me for what I am.”
“Except for Rainbow Dash.”
“Wha… How do you know about Rainbow Dash?”
“Let’s just say I know more about you than you think.”
“Like what?”
I then proceeded to tell her the events of the Griffon the Brush Off episode, each new thing I said surprising her more and more.
I finished with, “I bet that Rainbow Dash’s ‘break-up,’ for lack of a better term, was the final nail in your coffin.”
Gilda was surprisingly on the verge of tears.
“And that thing with Fluttershy. I only treated her badly because of my own hatred for anypony other than Rainbow Dash.”
“With a life such as yours, I’d bet you’d feel very mistrusting.”
Gilda buried her head in her talons and quietly sobbed, hoping that I couldn’t hear this normally tough creature cry. Sparing her the misery, I wrapped my arms around Gilda’s torso, putting her in a tight embrace.
“What… what are you doing?”
“I’m giving you the love that’s been deprived of you your entire life. You’re stronger than I ever will be, Gilda. I never had too many bullies in my days, but it should be something that no one should ever have to go through.”
“So… you’re saying you love me?”
“I love everypony, well except for Discord,” which she giggled a little at.
She then put her arms around my body and nuzzled her head into the side of mine. I then stroked her sides (including her wings), with both hands. Upon feeling me pet her wings, she eased herself down, lying on her right side and finally leaving her flank fully exposed. I then stroked her left side, starting with her neck where I could feel her soft eagle feathers. I felt her down with my palm until I got to her genital area. I encircled the lips of her vagina with my finger, causing her to roll on her stomach and unfurl her wings out. She moaned something to me.
“Clit…,” she sighed. “Pinch my clit.”
I reached dug my finger an inch into her tight pussy and slid it down until I felt the button of her clitoris. I nuzzled it in between my index finger and thumb. I applied some light pressure as not to hurt her.
“Come on, you pansy,” she taunted, “harder.”
I did as I was told and pinched harder. She began to moan even louder.
“Harder.”
I did. Her legs began to tremor.
“Harder!”
I was beginning to get nervous. I didn’t want to hurt her, but she was adamant on me pushing harder. I hesitated, so she smacked me in the face with her tail hard.
“HARDER!”
Fueled by the pain of her strike, I pinched harder than I thought would ever be considered safe. That’s when she screamed with the shrillness of an eagle’s cry, forcing me to let go.
“Jesus!” I shouted. “Are you alright?”
“Oh yeah,” she grunted, fully pent up with sexual energy. “This is where the real fun begins.” She lifted her ass up as she stood on all fours, putting her crotch on level with mine. “Now do me. Hard.”
The emphasis on the last word rung especially well in my head. Suddenly, my sexual encounter with Scootaloo came to me. That’s when I knew how I would do Gilda to her liking.
I reached from behind her and grabbed both of her wings with both hands, causing her to shudder in ecstacy. I pulled them back a bit so my erect penis could be aligned at a safe distance from her vagina. Then using all my might, I pulled on her wings. Her talons and claws were firmly rooted into the ground, so the only thing that moved was myself towards her, my dick being pushed straight into her pussy.
Gilda panted quite loudly as I continued this cycle, pulling myself into her using her wings, and then sliding out and doing it again.
“Let’s see how you like a little pain,” she moaned. When I thrust into her again, I tried to pull back out, but she kept her ass muscles clenched, holding my dick in place. I always imagined lion pussy to be tight, but Gilda’s sex took the cake.
“Come on, big boy,” she said. “Pull.”
I tried pulling out using my entire body while using the back of Gilda’s legs for support. Despite the painful sensation of this strange game of tug-of-war, I slowly inched my self out of her until I finally pulled my penis out of her pussy with an admittedly humorous popping noise.
“You’re going to get it for that,” I grunted, fueled with sexual desire.
“I sure hope so,” she taunted.
I lightly loosened my grip of her wings until I was grabbing them at their tips. Before I pulled again, I hit Gilda in her ass with both hands still holding her wings. She yelped a bit, but it wasn’t an unpleasant yelp in the slightest. I then pulled my dick back into her vagina with her wings. I pulled out again and hit Gilda on the ass once more.
“Now that’s what I’m talking about,” whooped Gilda. “Keep ‘em coming.”
I repeated this cycle again and again, both of us becoming more physically exhausted as we went along. Gilda began to approach her orgasm, as told by her soft moans becoming louder and louder and louder. With a loud lion’s roar, her pussy filled with her juices as she climaxed. Gilda’s lion roar really turned me on, so I let go of her wings and grabbed her by the thighs, plowing myself into her as fast as humanly possible. In only a few seconds, I orgasmed into her, cumming all over her vaginal walls.
Gilda was absolutely wiped. She laid on her side and was panting like a black dog in the hot summer sun. I laid beside Gilda and hugged her again, happily feeling her soft fur on my naked body. It didn’t take Gilda long to come out of her brief sex coma.
“That was the most amazing feeling ever!” she weakly squealed.
“Even more than being friends with Rainbow Dash?” I asked. My question seemed to shock her.
“…I… I don’t know.”
“Maybe you should tell her you’re sorry.”
“I don’t know if I can. I hurt her and her friends very badly.”
“If you say you’re sorry, and you truly mean it, I’d have a very hard time believing that they wouldn’t forgive you.”
“Even Fluttershy?”
“Especially Fluttershy.”
“I don’t know if that will be enough.”
“If not, I have three words for you.”
“What’s that?” That’s when I whispered to her:
“Make. Up. Sex.”
“You think that will work?”
“With what you showed me, I know they’ll take you back.” Gilda gave me a hug.
“Thank you, thank you, thank you,” she squealed happily. She then rolled me onto my back and sat over my face, her vagina inches from my nose. “Once I send you back, I’m going right away!” I gently spanked her a few times in encouragement. She then firmly sat on face and sucked me in, bringing me back to my room.
When I returned, I saw Luna had already awoken.
“Where have you been?” she quietly demanded.
“Fucking a griffon. Yourself?”
“Just waiting for you.”
“Alright, can you give me a minute? The cave I had sex in was dirty as hell, so I’m taking a shower.”
I walked into the bathroom doors, only to be joined by Luna seconds later.
Minutes later, I came out of the shower. And then I walked out of the shower stall (wink wink). Luna followed me as pleasured as ever, putting on a clean pair of boxers.
“Who do you think will be your next pony?” asked Luna.
“I’m not sure. I’ve boned so many, I’ve lost track.”
“Well, you should go and roll the dice then.”
Not wanting to waste anymore time, I picked up the dice and tossed them. Double threes.
Great.
The piece moved six spaces. I stared intently at the text, hoping to discover my next sex mission:
You enjoy adventure? She does too. Find the treasure in Daring Do.
Kick. Fucking. Ass.
I eagerly jumped into the board for an exciting, swashbuckling fuck.
I woke up in the jungle. There were mosquitos buzzing around me everywhere. It felt exactly like the intro to The Sapphire Stone. Now all that was needed was-
A growl appeared behind me. I turned around to be face to face with a black panther. Even more felines appeared: a puma, a leopard, a bobcat came from the other corners.
“I’ve heard of being surrounded by pussy,” I joked aloud, “but this is ridiculous.”
That’s when I remembered the fluffy housecat. It appeared from the bushes like in the episode. Seeing this as my only open path, I sprinted away from the cats that chased me to kill and eat me, weaving through the thick trees.
“Hey!” called a voice. “Think fast!”
I was suddenly at an opening where there was a large chasm in front of me. That’s when I saw a rope swinging towards me. I jumped for dear life and swung to the other side, leaving the predators behind.
“HOOOOOOOOOOOOLYYYYYYYYYY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!” I screamed as I swung. However, I found my fear to be partially unjustified, as I easily swung onto the other side. I let go upon finding my feet above land and not abyss.
“Whew,” exclaimed a voice. “That was a close one.” I was then confronted by the storybook character herself: Daring Do, with her mustard coat, pith helmet, green shirt, and a greyscale mane and tail.
“I’ll say,” I sheepishly responded. I shook her hoof.
“I’m Daring Do. Nice to meet you. I take it I’m next?”
“That’s correct.”
“Well, right now, I’m busy. I’m looking for a treasure in this nearby cavern.”
“Sounds fun. Can I help?”
“Sure thing. And maybe if you do good and we get the treasure, we can ‘celebrate,’ if you catch my drift.”
Daring Do’s tail rubbed hard against my leg on the word celebrate.
I have the most justified boner right now.
I followed Daring Do through the jungle until we came across a large cave entrance.
“Wow,” sighed Daring Do in amazement. “The Cavern of the Golden Gate.”
“The golden gate?”
“Myths state that the ancient Maryans built a magical golden wall that they thought acted as a gateway to other worlds or times. No one has ever found it, but because of the clues that I found written in Maryan scriptures, I was able to decipher the location, and now we’re finally here!”
“That’s great.”
“I’m going to be hailed as one of the greatest archeologists of my time!”
“Well, we aren’t going to find it standing around. Let’s go!”
I followed her as we ran into the cavern. The walls were lined with bricks and unlit wood torches. Daring Do set down her saddlebag on the ground and looked for some oil. She bent forwards as she rummaged through it. I couldn’t help but stare at her flank, as her leaning forwards had caused her marehood to be exposed. It looked wonderful to say the least. I felt compelled to give it a light pet with the back of my fingers.
“Here we go,” said Daring Do, standing back up as she held a small flask of lantern oil and a match in her teeth. I pulled my hand away before she could notice me. “Could you grab one of those torches?”
I picked one up, and she wrapped a cloth around the end. She covered the cloth in oil, and then struck the match against the wall, putting the lit tinder on the torch, setting it ablaze. Having a light now, we ventured forward.
We continued along the path. I stared at Daring Do’s ass the whole way. The way each thigh shifted back and forth as she walked, rubbing her asscheeks together was really turning me on. Suddenly there was a shake in the cave.
“Oh no,” said Daring Do.
“You don’t think-”
Before I could finish my thought, I felt the ground cave in below us as we fell into what felt like an endless black void. I then looked down to see us falling into a giant circular room with a large gem in the center.
Shit. That looks exactly like the gem on the board game.
Before I could fall onto it and easily break every bone in my body, I felt like I was floating while a force tugged at my right hand. I looked up and saw that Daring Do had saved m from certain death. She flew me over to the golden floor that surrounded the gem.
“Thanks Daring,” I said. “I owe you one.”
“It’s all in a day’s work,” she admitted.
After picking up the torch from the gem where I dropped it and handed it to me, Daring Do could finally see the splendor of this place. The entire room was lined with gold. Even one of these bricks could be worth a fortune, and we were standing in a giant room that was built with them.
I found another torch on the wall, so I lit it. Instead of lighting just that torch, the flames traveled throughout the room, illuminating the entire area. That’s when we noticed another room off to the side. Daring Do wasted no time in going there. That’s when she stopped dead in her tracks. I followed her, and what I saw, which she was also looking at, amazed me completely.
“It’s the golden gate,” Daring Do barely managed to get out.
It was a 40 foot by about 15 foot gold slab on the wall, encrusted with jewels. There was a small gash in the door about a two and a half ft. from the bottom. I gently reached at it and I felt about the gash. Upon touching it, there was another rumbling, shocking both Daring Do and I. I turned behind me to see a gold altar rise from the floor. Upon looking at the top of it when it finally stood still, there were strange symbols in the center of the surface which I couldn’t read.
“Daring,” I said. “Can you read this?”
Daring Do observed the writing. Almost instantly she answered me.
“This is Maryan,” she spoke. “It appears to be a riddle.”
She glossed over the riddle quickly.
“Well?” I demanded. “What does it say?”
“The d’gyrum (pronounced dig-eer-uhm) on the alter spilled,
“What does that mean? And what’s d’gyrum?”
“The Maryans created a mixture which they used for many of their rituals called d’gyrum.”
“Again I ask, what’s d’gyrum?”
“It’s a mixture of a mare’s vaginal juices and a stallion’s semen. Unfortunately, there’s none here. Now we’re never going to open the gate.”
“You know,” I said. “We could always make some.”
“Make some? What do you- I see. Do you think it will work? The d’gyrum must be stallion semen.”
“Only one way to find out. Plus, I remember somepony promising a ‘celebration’ when we found the treasure.”
“Alright,” said Daring Do. “Let’s give it a try.”
Daring Do took off her hat, saddlebag, and shirt and hopped up onto the alter.
“Would you mind lying on your back with your legs hanging over the edge?” I asked.
She complied, sitting at the edge of the alter and laying herself down, fully showing me her vagina. I went on my knees, putting my lips on the same level as her vagina. I placed my tongue at the base of her tail and licked up, wiping my tongue over her anus and over the lips of her vagina. Once I got to the top, I slid back down using the bottom part of my tongue. I licked up and then down again like my tongue was painting her pussy with my saliva. Once I felt she was lubed enough, I stuck my tongue into her slit about half an inch and licked down, lubing the inside of her vagina for a more comfortable penetration.
I then picked her up by her legs and spun her around and over until she lying lengthwise on her stomach along the alter. After taking my boxers off, I then climbed onto the altar, sitting on my knees behind Daring Do. I picked her up by her thighs and positioned her pussy towards my erect cock. I gently slid into her, eliciting soft moans from her.
Making sure I didn’t drop her by accident, I held her up by my waist with my left hand, and with my right, I grabbed her tail with my fingers and stuck my thumb in her anus. I let go with my left hand, the lower half of her body now being supported by my thumb. My penis was still inside her, so I continued rutting her.
As I slid in and out of this daring adventurer, I wiggled my thumb in her ass, causing her to moan loudly. In order for this to work, I needed to cum first, so I stopped thumbing her anus. I continued to rut her until I felt my orgasm finally coming on. With a contraction of my penis, I release a decent amount of jizz inside her.
Now that I was finished with my part, I get back to getting Daring Do to cum. I resumed my thumb motions as normal.
Suddenly, the golden gate began to glow. I stared at it until I noticed the change it made. The gash near the bottom opened into an ellipse shape, the points being at the top and bottom. The glowing stopped, having completed… whatever it did. What disturbed me and Daring Do about the ellipse that opened was that the material inside was very fleshy and there was another slit in the center of it.
Oh dear lord.
“The d’gyrum (pronounced dig-eer-uhm) on the alter spilled,
Keyhole, aka a pussy. His key, aka my cock.
It was official. The keyhole to opening the golden gate was a vagina. Not once during my time here would I have thought of fucking a door.
“I think you have to open the gate to continue,” said Daring Do.
I had no intentions of making love to a wall today, but I certainly didn’t want to end up staying here. So with minimal hesitation, I closed my eyes, bared my teeth, and shove my penis into the “keyhole.”
Despite my apprehensions though, the door vagina actually felt quite good, despite me still having my eyes closed and imagining the hole I was boning was Queen Chrysalis. Without much waiting, I slid my dick in and out of the wall’s vagina, imagining every pleasant experience I had with Chrysalis to make it go faster.
Sure enough, my imagination had paid off and I was able to cum in the vagina of the golden gate. The second my sperm was released, a blue wave of energy passed through the room and towards the gem in the center of the larger room. I pulled my penis out of the wall, slipping my boxers back on in the process, and ran to the gem with Daring Do, which began glowing slightly. Suddenly, large text appeared in the gem:
Human, do not fear. Your turn does not end here. Back in time you will now go, and Equestria’s founders you will blow.
Most. Fucked. Up. Week. Ever.
The gem then began swirling, like the gem in the center was melted. The liquid spun faster and faster until it formed a large whirlpool. Suddenly, stars appeared in the pool, seemingly forming a portal through space. Daring Do was amazed at what she was witnessing.
“I think this is where I go,” I said to Daring Do. “It seems I have to help found Hearth’s Warming Eve.” I gave her a hug which she returned. “You were good.”
“What are you waiting for?” she yelled at me. “Jump!”
I took some steps back and took a running start jumping into the portal. I felt the wetness of water around me, but instead of floating on the surface and swirling in the whirlpool, I sunk like a stone inside of it, falling through space and time to have myself a Hearth’s Warming Eve orgy.
Special thanks to user Velkaden for the idea. I'm going to have a lot of fun with it.
I continued to fall through the void of space and time until I started to feel very chilly. The backdrop of space was gradually being replaced by a whirlwind of icy blue clouds. I watched as I saw slender horse like spirits swirling around in a circle.
Windigos.
I as I fell through the blisteringly cold tornado, l saw the six ponies from the Hearth’s Warming Eve tale: Commander Hurricane, Private Pansy, Princess Platinum, Clover the Clever, Chancellor Puddinghead, and Smart Cookie. Strangely enough, they looked exactly like the Mane 6 when they portrayed them in the pageant. It looks as if the windidos were starting to freeze the leaders up.
“Earth ponies are numbskulls!” shouted Commander Hurricane, a sheet of ice fully enveloping her.
“Pegasi are brutes!” yelled Princess Platinum before she was frozen solid.
“Unicorns are snobs!” shouted Chancellor Puddinghead as she was turned into a popsicle.
The ice that froze over the remaining ponies’ leaders started to cover the floor and approach them from the sides of the cave, leaving Clover, Smart Cookie, and Pansy, to huddle towards the center. Which is right where I was falling.
I fell onto the three ponies, leaving the four of us groaning. We reconvened in the center, huddling away from the ice with me sitting in the very center.
“What in tarnation are you?” asked Smart Cookie.
“It’s your turn,” I told her.
“Turn for what?”
They didn’t even know about the game?
“Never mind. Holy shit it’s cold.”
“I’ll say,” said Clover. “You look like a hairless ape; you’ll freeze!”
“Yeah?” I sarcastically asked while looking at the ice surrounding us. “I think we’re all going to freeze.”
“And it’s all because of the coldness within our hearts.” Private Pansy was crying.
“I don’t want to go this way!” she sobbed. “I don’t want to die a virgin.”
Now’s my chance.
“You don’t have to,” I told her, reaching towards her ass and slipping my finger into her vagina. Pansy let out a squeak as I penetrated her with my index finger.
“What are you doing to her?” asked Smart Cookie angrily.
“No,” objected Pansy. “It feels good. You should try it.”
“Does it hurt at all?”
“Maybe for the tiniest second, but it feels so good.” She then looked to me. “Would you mind swirling it around?”
Smart Cookie thought for a second. “Okay. Put that thing in me.”
Using my free hand, I reached towards Sweet Cookie’s marehood and inserted my finger into it, stroking her inner walls. Smart Cookie’s ears drooped as all the muscles in her body relaxed, fully engorged with pleasure that my finger was giving her.
“What about me?” complained Clover.
Using my now erect penis, I flexed the muscles, causing it to wiggle. She looked at me confusedly, so I told her.
Facing me, she shifted her lower body up until I felt the lips of her pussy brush against the head of my dick. I made sure my penis head was in between her lips.
“You can sit now,” I told her.
I felt her weight shift down, sliding her vagina over my dick. She let out a shrill “Ooooo,” as my throbbing cock stuffed her.
I continued to encircle my fingers inside Smart Cookie and Pansy while I thrust my dick into Clover.
“Now why do you want to do this all of us?” asked Smart Cookie.
“Because I like unicorns, pegasi, and earth ponies alike,” I answered.
“Really?” asked Pansy.
“To be honest,” spoke Smart Cookie, “I never really hated unicorns and pegasi either. My ‘numbskull’ leader was the one who did.” The four of us giggled at Smart Cookie’s insult as ice began to envelop us all.
“I like you all too,” said Clover, “unlike my ‘snob’ of a princess.” We continued to laugh.
“If Commander Hurricane wasn’t such a ‘brute,’” chirped Pansy, “I’d be more than happy to be friends with you all.”
“I’d like to be friends too,” said Clover.
“Me three,” said Smart Cookie.
“It doesn’t matter whether you guys have wings, horns, or neither of those things. The point is that you all have a vagina that I can pleasure.”
I gave one final thrust into Clover as the ice completely covered us. The resulting push was all that was needed for Clover to have the most massive orgasm I’ve ever witnessed. Clover’s horn glowed purple, and then it shot out a flame that shattered us from our icy prison. Clover's screamed out as the flamed blanketed the blue clouds above us along with the windigos, incinerating them. Pansy and Smart Cookie backed away and looked with awe as Clover’s orgasm fueled spell saved us from the brink of death.
Clover finally fainted as her spell ended. We then looked up to see the flame turn into the shape of a heart, its warmth melting away some of the ice.
“Wow,” said Smart Cookie looking at Clover. “I want to feel that too.”
“Me too,” chimed Pansy.
“Alright,” I said to Pansy. “Can you get on your back for me?” She did as she was told.
“Is this alright?” she asked.
“Perfect,” I then addressed Smart Cookie. “You lie on top of her, facing her.”
Smart Cookie laid on top of Pansy, their waists touching and their eyes looking into each others’.
I then took my finger and inserted it back into Pansy’s pussy, her letting out another yelp in the process. I then put my penis inside of Smart Cookie, making her feel relaxed again. I began pounding on Smart Cookie’s vagina while I lightly fingered Pansy’s. I wanted Smart Cookie to cum first, because I wanted Pansy to also feel what an orgasm by penis would feel like. The pleasure I was giving them released all of their inhibitions. Smart Cookie began kissing Pansy, their lips locking like fighting snakes. Their lesbian make-out turned me on like no other, so I fucked Smart Cookie harder.
Having already been pleasured by my fingering moments ago, it didn’t take too long. Within a couple of minutes, Smart Cookie made a loud, pleasure filled moan and orgasmed all over my penis, the heat of her juices causing me to cum as well. I pulled my hand and penis out of their respective vaginas.
“Roll over now,” I said.
Smart Cookie and Pansy rolled over so that it was Smart Cookie on her back and Pansy on top. I inserted my penis into Pansy’s vagina and fingered Smart Cookie. As Pansy was being pushed inside of her, she began to make love to Smart Cookie too. Having already gotten Smart Cookie to cum, I fingered her furiously while I rutted the shit out of Pansy.
Once Clover woke back up, Pansy, Smart Cookie, and I dog-piled her as we made a passionate orgy with her. As we fucked and sucked each other off, our passion caused the flaming heart to burn brighter, which melted away the ice holding Commander Hurricane. She was surprised to say the least to that find that her first sight was me having an orgy with one of her soldiers, a unicorn, and an earth pony.
“Private Pansy!” she cried. “What the buck is going on here?”
Clover merely levitated the pegasus leader to our pile and placed her by me.
“Let me go!” she yelled. “I will have your head!”
“Yes,” I agreed, “you will have my head.”
I then jammed my dick into Commander Hurricane.
“Holy buck,” she grunted. “That feels great!”
“Don’t stop, what ever you do!”
I rutted Hurricane while Pansy laid on top of Hurricane’s back, facing me. I made out with Pansy as I fingered her pussy. Smart Cookie shoved her vagina into Hurricane’s face. Her flavors were so erotic for the pegasus commander that she brought herself to eat out Smart Cookie. Clover laid underneath me, her mouth under Commander Hurricane’s waist, catching any juices that fell out during our rutting. With a loud yell, Commander Hurricane and I hurri-came (eh? EH?).
The heart’s fire only grew brighter, freeing Princess Platinum. All five of us ran to the unicorn leader and dog-piled her. As Platinum struggled to get back on her feet, I began rutting her. Commander Hurricane and Clover began scissoring while Smart Cookie and Pansy 69’d while eating each other out. My cum entered Platinum’s pussy around the same time her juices flowed over my penis. We were out of control at this point.
Finally, we were able to revive Chancellor Puddinghead.
“What’s going on?” she asked, looking at all of us fucking.
“You’re going on!” I told her. I ran to her and jumped on top of her. I imagined it being like the scene from 300 where Stelios cut that whip guy’s arm off, but instead of a severed arm in my case, I stuck my penis in her vagina. As I fucked Puddinghead, Smart Cookie, Clover, and Commander Hurricane lied on their sides in a circle and made licked each others’ pussies, forming a chain. Princess Platinum sat on a stalagmite while she shoved her horn in and out of Pansy’s vagina. It was the same song, third verse with Puddinghead: we came.
At this point, all seven of us were tuckered out, but we had done our job. Our passionate love was so strong, that the fire of the flaming heart melted the ice that blocked the cave’s entrance.
“Yes,” cheered Puddinghead, “we’re free.”
“And it was our love for each other that saved us,” I added.
“Yes,” butted in Platinum. “We are most grateful for your acts. We shall make this a prosperous nation where unicorns, pegasi, and earth ponies alike can love each other freely.”
“I’m glad to see that I could help.”
“Is there anything we could do for you?” asked Hurricane.
“I just want to go back home.”
“Where’s home?”
I smirked. I jumped behind Hurricane and pressed my face firmly into her vagina. I was hoping it was more of the action of shoving my face in that sent me back instead of it being something that the pony did. Thankfully I was right. I was sucked into Hurricane’s vagina and made it back to my room. I was filthy from the dirty cave floors along with the juices of several mares. I thought a nap would be nice first.
I'd like to formally apologize for being such a bellend in regards to the Trixie chapter. I hope the the new revisions are to your liking.
I woke up feeling refreshed and rejuvenated after literally founding Equestria. I actually felt excited about banging Luna this time around, even if it was starting to get repetitive. However, I didn’t see her sleeping on my bed. I went downstairs to the living room.
I hope that literally fucking with history didn’t erase Princess Luna.
My apprehensions were dispelled, as I found Luna, sleeping on the couch with a partially melted tub of chocolate ice cream with a spoon in it on the floor. I quietly took the carton and placed it back in the freezer. I then walked back to the snoozing Luna. I could hardly contain myself with how cute she looked with her right arm and leg draped over the side.
You know what, if she wants to wake me for a fuck, I’ll give her the same courtesy.
I slowly place my finger into her vagina. Her body reacts to it, but she still sleeps. I then place her clit in between my index finger and thumb and roll it around, massaging her button like one would roll a small piece of clay.
My massaging seemed to do the trick, as she awoke pleasurably and continued to moan. With one hand pleasuring her, I slid my boxers off with the other. I then climbed on top of her and replaced my fingers with my erect cock. With my couch as fucked up as it was with all of the fluids that had gotten on it, I figured boning her on the couch wouldn’t matter at this point.
“Good morning,” she cooed as I slid out of her. “How many more do you got?”
“If I’m really lucky,” I answered, putting my boxers back on, “I may have two to three more turns.”
Luna gasped. I could already tell what that meant. Her supply of sex was going to come to an end if I won this game. I had to ensure her it wouldn’t.
“Listen, Luna,” I said gently, “I won’t leave this game without making you happy. In one way or another, I’ll make sure at least you come out alright.”
Luna was gently crying now.
“Okay,” she whispered. “I believe in you. Go.”
I patted her back once before heading back to my room.
I found the game on the floor where I had left it. I picked up the dice and rolled. Twelve.
Fuck yeah! That’s what I’m talking about.
I watched the piece move to it’s space as the text appeared.
Her sex will make you tipsy. Bow to the Great and Powerful Trixie.
Interesting .
I was then sucked into the board, wondering what I'd do to this character.
I woke up in Ponyville. What struck me as strange was that it looked quite deserted. There was nary a pony in sight. However that changed when I saw a group of ponies flocking towards the town hall.
I see.
I followed them to attend what I would assume was Trixie’s show.
Sure enough, there was a crowd of ponies gathered around a small yellow cart with a red roof. This was the pony I was set to screw, so I forced my way to the front of the crowd. Then, her annoying god damned voice sounded through an intercom.
Oh trust me. There will be a lot of cumming. Her stage began to unfold from the cart along with her tack designs.
“Come and witness the amazing magic of Great and Powerful Trixie!”
In a puff of blue smoke, there she was. I've never really liked Trixie as a character, mainly for her narcissism and arrogance, but as a pony, I would rut her all day and night. Either way, I felt Cadance's spell work its magic on me, and I was beginning to start to become attracted to her in both mind and body. But hell if I'm not going to screw around with her first like I've always dreamed. Plus, I felt like the best Trixie would be a hot and bothered Trixie.
“Watch in awe,” she theatrically demanded, “as the Great and Powerful Trixie performs the most spectacular feats of magic ever witnessed by pony eyes!” She stood of her back hooves as a barrage of magical fireworks and flames shot around the stage.
“Most spectacular magic, huh?” I heckled. “Then perform the spell that makes us give a shit.” Ponies around me snickered. Trixie was most shocked by how quickly the crowd turned on her. She would not let me win.
Hook, line, and sinker.
“Well, well, well,” she scolded, “it seems we have some NEIGH-sayers in the audience!”
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” I laughed. “It’s funny because you’re a donkey! And that’s the sound donkeys make, right?” The crowd found it harder to control their laughter.
“You simpleton!” she yelled at me. The amount of fucks I couldn’t give as she tried to bash me was astronomically low. “I am a pony. If you want to know how a donkey sounds like, this is what a donkey sounds like.” She began bucking her back legs while braying loudly.
It was impossible for the audience, including and especially myself, to contain our laughter at this point.
“She’s…” I wheezed, hardly being able to talk through my laughter. “She’s making an ass of herself. Stop me, I’m on a roll!” The laughing continued.
Trixie was beyond pissed at this point. She used her magic to launch another firework in the air. However, this one exploded with a bang unlike any I’ve ever heard. Our laughing ceased immediately as we darted our attention back to Trixie.
“To think that there would be ANYPONY so ignorant as to challenge the magical ability of the Great and Powerful Trixie! Does he not know that he’s in the presence of the most magical unicorn in all of Equestria?”
“Still waiting for that ‘Making-Me-Give-A-Shit’ spell!” I taunted.
“Well, would thou, as thou put it, give a shit if the Great and Powerful Trixie told you that she defeated the dreaded Ursa Major?”
“Pics, or it didn’t happen.”
“You still don’t believe me? Well then, I hereby challenge you, Ponyvillians: anything you can do, I can do better. Any takers? Anyone? Or is Trixie destined to be the greatest equine who has ever lived!?”
“It’s on, puta!”
Trixie turned to find me on her stage, buck naked, my manhood hung low, and my boxers on the stage. Trixie was ready.
“What, dare I say is your challenge? If it’s trying to be smarter than the average cow pie, than Trixie has already beaten you to it.
“First to cum is done.”
“Pardon me?”
“You heard me. The first one to cum in an act of sexual intercourse loses. We'll each take four ten-second turns trying to seduce each other. Then, we rut. The last one to blow their load will be the victor."
“Sexual intercourse? Surely, this isn’t a safe act for the foals to watch.”
“Whatever, I’ve already fucked three of them.”
Trixie was about to protest, but she was stopped by the crowd chanting, “Cum! Cum! Cum!” until finally…
“Very well. Trixie is going to make you cream, and then you will be at my mercy.”
Blah, blah, blah.
"Ladies first," Trixie said, approaching me.
"Oh, well I guess I'm first," I joked, getting some laughter from the audience.
"No," demanded Trixie. "Trixie was referring to herself, you brute."
"Have at it."
She began with causing her horn to glow. Touching her horn to my penis, she began to stroke it. The magical warmth emanating from her horn was starting to get me hard.
Man, she's going for broke.
"Time's up." I said, pointing to the clock tower.
She pulled her horn away. I crouched down to my knees and went towards her pussy.
"You know," I told her, "I think this is going to do you a lot of good."
I placed my thumb and index finger in her pussy and spread them apart, forcing her lips to open up as I stretched them out wide.
Damn, she's tight.
Trixie moaned as her vagina was spread, but she was able to relieve her self when I stopped, my turn being over.
"On your back!" she demanded.
I did as I was told, my half-hard penis barely in the air. Trixie began to give me a blowjob, coating my sex with her spit, and then sucking it back in. Rinse, wash, repeat. With as angry as she was at me for making a fool of her, she was sucking me off hard.
Our sex is going to be fine as hell.
When her turn was over, my penis was fully erect now from her sucking.
"You're not the only one who's good with their tongue," I whispered.
I shoved my face into Trixie's ass, my tongue fully placed inside her vagina. It was partially a struggle to get inside seeing as how tight she was, but with my saliva and my muscle, I was able to loosen Trixie up for later.
Trixie wasted no time for her third and penultimate turn. She gave me another blowjob, but it was quite different. Instead, she placed her teeth on my head and lightly grounded on it. The feeling was definitely undeniable. It was all in my power to keep from blasting off. But my relief was given when it came to my turn.
I turned Trixie around and began tonguing her clit hard. Trixie yelped as pleasure washed over her body like a wave. Before my time was up, I gave her button a little nibble, flustering her even more.
Trixie's mane and tail were messy, much like Twilight's was in Lesson Zero. At this point, it seemed that Trixie wasn't even in the mood to beat me. She just wanted to have some wicked sex. And from the way she was giving it, she seemed deprived, like this was the first time she had it in years.
Trixie then went in for the ultimate finale. Using her magic, she picked me up and placed her horn inside my asshole. She then began to jerk me off with more magic.
Damn, you're good.
This was it. I could not blow my load there. She shoved her horn in me and jerked me off hard and fast as she could. But thankfully, I was safe again from creaming and losing.
I then did what I could consider my ultimate move. I began to pinch Trixie's clit with one hand and rubbed her breasts with the other. She seemed to be enjoying herself way too much given the fact that she was smiling and moaning like she was being given the world's best massage.
Oh yeah.
That's when I remembered Trixie's fatal flaw: she went first. Having this time with Trixie, I had ten seconds to calm myself for the rutting session, but Trixie was going to have my cock in her immediately after I was playing with her. The time came.
I took my penis and slipped it into her vagina. It was at this point that the crowd began to cheer. It felt almost like that one scene from Crank, and it was awesome. With our organs played with as much as they were, we were fully comfortable with me inside her.
I never would have expected it, but Trixie was a better lay than I thought. However, all good things must end to a cum, or something like that.
As predicted, my extra ten seconds with Trixie was the driving force in my victory. She came all over my manhood with me following up with a gush of my seed inside her seconds after. With sex as crazy as that, I was surprised she was still standing on her own four hooves when I pulled myself out of her.
I guess the way to any mare's heart is passionate fucking.
"That was great," she said to me. "Maybe after the show, you and I can have a little 'after-party,' if you catch my drift."
"Sorry," I answered. "I have to do my disappearing act."
I knelt behind her and shoved my face into her sex. And just like that, I was sucked into her and was brought back to my room. Unless I had to deal with the Flim-Flam brothers or the Diamond Dogs (knock on wood), I was happy to be finished with the villains.
Once I got back, I thought I cheer Luna up with another good fuck in my room. When I got there, what I found really saddened me. My room was littered with used Kleenex, and Luna was lying on my bed making use of another one, blowing as hard as she could into it.
Her normally flowing mane was disheveled and her eyes were wet and red. Having noticed me, she tried to pick up each waded tissue with her magic and throw them away, but she noticed that the garbage was full, which explained the use of my room as a dumping ground. Knowing that I knew she was crying, she let it back out again.
“Luna?” I asked, rushing to her side. “What’s wrong?”
“The game’s going to end soon,” she sobbed. “If you leave, I’m going to feel so lonely again.”
“Lonely? What are you talking about? How could the princess of the night not be having guys lining up for you?”
“It’s not me they see,” she wailed. “It’s my alter ego.”
Alter ego? I see…
“I thought you proved yourself to everyone that Nightmare Night.”
“Apparently not. Stallions still cringe at the sight of me. That is, unless they’re fancolts, those disgusting cretins.”
“Listen, Luna. I won’t lose the game. Honest. Now come on, let’s get to bed.”
“Okay.”
I walk around and lay on by back, stroking my penis to get hard for Luna’s insertion. Once my dick is stiff enough, I allow Luna to come onto the bed with me. She stands over me, and then she gently slides her pussy over my dick.
As I feel her slit pulling my penis up and down, I look up, expecting to see her in her usual blissful self. However, she looks sullen and her eyes remain closed the entire time, moistening as time goes on. Suddenly, I can’t handle this. I could never have sex with anyone when they aren’t feeling up to it, and Luna was no exception. I roll over, forcing Luna off of me.
“What is it?” she worried. “Is it something I did?”
“Luna,” I confessed, “it isn’t fair for you to have sex with me if you aren’t enjoying it.”
“What are you talking about?”
“Luna, the whole neighborhood could see you crying, that is if time wasn’t frozen.”
“Shut up! Just rut me already!”
“Now, I’m certainly not going to have sex with you when you’re like this.” I got off the bed and went to the game.
“Where are you going?” she demanded.
“Out. Until you can control yourself, you aren’t going to fuck me, and that’s final.”
Before she could answer, I picked up the dice and rolled them. Eight. The piece continued to move, and I began to realize how close I was to the center gem. Looking at it, I had just seven more spaces to go before I would reach the center and win. I looked back into the center and learned of my next lay:
To the town of Appleloosa you shall go. Find Braeburn, and give him a blow.
Finally, I could use this thing.
“Wait!” cried Luna.
It was too late. I was sucked into the board.
I found myself flying out of the door of a train where I landed stomach first into the wood floors of a train station. I quickly got up and brushed myself off only to be greeted by the beaming face of my next mission.
“Hey there,” he greeted with zest. “Welcome to AaAaAaAppleloosa!”
Great. This.
Like he did in Over a Barrel, he proceeded to show me around town, from the horse-drawn carriages, horse-drawn horse-drawn carriages, wild-west dancing, mild-west dancing, and everything in between. That’s when he brought me to the apple orchard.
“And this is where we grow all the apples to feed our town.”
“Braeburn.”
“And there’s the path we’ve cut for the buffalo for their stampeding grounds…”
“Braeburn!”
“Did I ever tell you about how that path came to be?”
Fuck it.
I took the gender-changing orb from a pocket that I had on my boxers and shoved it into his ass. It was small so it wouldn’t hurt him, but the act surprised him into shutting up.
“Now what in tarnation was that fo–” he said before he began to convulse on the ground.
He rolled onto his back and arched it up, seeming to be under some kind of stress. That’s when I noticed the flap of skin where the pony’s penis would be (I’m not a zoology major, so I don’t know what that is, blow me), began to recede into his body, where it was replaced by a pair of breasts. I then looked at the area around his anus, and sure enough, he was changing there too.
From about an inch or two below his asshole, the skin there began to slit from the top up, where it grew a pair of lips and a clitoris, forming a newly minted vagina, all of which I was finding hot as hell. I was half expecting his squarer muzzle to become more rounded like a mares, but the transformation seemed to end there. Braeburn got up and tried to examine himself.
“What did you do to me?” asked Braeburn.
“I used a sex-changing orb on you,” I answered. “It was your turn for me to fuck you, but you wouldn’t stop talking about your town, so I figured that would make a point.”
“I guess it did, but you know that you’re supposed to insert that orb orally, right?”
“No, I figured any orifice would work.”
“If you put it in the mouth, I would have fully become a mare, but since you put it in my flankhole, all you did was change my… well, anatomy.”
“Oh…”
“Why did you even want to use it on me anyways?”
“A long story involving a night on Ask Princess Molestia. Now, how about we try your new stuff out?”
“Um, okay?”
“Good. Back on your back.”
Braeburn did as he was told, a look of uncertainty on his face, not that I could blame him. I mean, it isn’t every day that you grow a vagina. Once Braeburn got himself comfortable, I spread his legs apart and began sucking and nibbling his new breasts. The initial feeling made Braeburn shudder in sheer pleasure.
“Wow!” exclaimed Braeburn. “Is this how women feel when I do that to them?”
“Not yet,” I said with a grin.
I took my mouth off of Braeburn’s tits and rubbed his nipples in a circular motion with my thumbs. Braeburn quietly and calmly whinnied as I massaged him. I then moved my head down to his haunches, getting a good look at his new pussy. I continued to move my head down until my lips were at the base of his tail.
I slowly slipped my tongue out and touched the skin of his tail with the tip until I slowly laid the entirety of my tongue over the base of his tail. Braeburn panted in anticipation over what I was going to do next.
I applied an ample amount of pressure once I began moving up. My tongue slowly slid over and slightly into his anus, eliciting moans and heavier panting from Applejack’s cousin. He was in for the real treat when I finally got to his vagina.
Having worked with Braeburn’s breasts, his pussy was gushing with excitement, making my tongue slip in nice and easy. As soon as I penetrated him, he let out a loud yell as he arched his back, hardly able to take in the pleasure I was giving him. I knew what I wanted to do with him later, so I decided to continued eating him out.
As I swished my tongue inside of him, I began to massage the inside of his anus with my left thumb while rubbing Braeburn’s breasts with my right. I could feel the inner walls of Braeburn’s pussy and asshole squeezing my tongue and thumb, respectively, occasionally. It was very apparent he was enjoying himself.
“Wait,” said Braeburn. “I’m going to cum.”
I ignored him, instead pinching one of his nipples with my index finger and thumb and giving a hard last lick at Braeburn’s clitoris, driving Braeburn over the edge. Braeburn’s orgasm cascaded over Braeburn’s anus and tail and onto the ground. I continued to feel Braeburn’s breasts until I felt them receding back into his body.
I looked at his slit, which began to close and seal itself back up. I then felt Braeburn’s dick rise from his waist where his breasts once were. Once his transformation was complete, he got up and confronted me angrily.
“Why did you make me cum?” he demanded. “That orb is only active until the pony changed by it climaxes. You still need to cum before your turn is over, and I don’t see you as a stallion-stuffer.”
“Actually…” I said sultrily. Braeburn turned around to see the smug grin on my face, causing him to smile.
“In that case,” he said, his ass raised in the air, “have at me.”
I ran up and inserted my erect cock into his anus, thrusting in and out. The vaginal juices that previously spilled over his ass made an excellent lubricant. Braeburn was weak at the legs (all four of them) as my cock plunged into him and into him again. I then laid myself over Braeburn’s back, giving me enough reach to grab Braeburn’s cock, which had crept out of the flap of skin, and jerk him off.
“Reach around,” commented Braeburn. “You’re so old-fashioned.”
My dick continued to penetrate the stallion as my hand pulled his own dick giving pleasure to the both of us.
Having been halfway excited when I ate Braeburn out, it didn’t take long for me to cum into him. Braeburn still had some more to go, so I continued to plow and pull him until he finally came, squirting his seed all over the ground. Having finally finished, we fell to the ground, lying down next to each other.
“If you don’t mind,” I said, “I’d like to go. I could be on my final turn now, so I’d like to finish sooner rather than later.”
“Oh, by all means,” agreed Braeburn, spinning around until his ass was positioned into my face. “Good luck!”
I shoved my face into his anus, sucking me in and bringing me back to my room.
Upon returning to my room, I noticed that Luna wasn’t on my bed anymore. I was far too excited now continue thinking about that. To think. In just seven more spaces, I would win.
Wait…
I remembered. I didn’t think that Princess Celestia and Luna would have gotten rid of that Discord fucker that easily. I was sure he was waiting for me at the center gym for that final battle. I had a 50/50 chance of getting to the center gem on my next roll. If any die landed on a six, I was guaranteed to go the center. I had to think of a strategy in case my roll was anything higher than six.
I thought of going to my computer for some helpful research on Discord, but with time frozen like this as it is, my internet would not work. So I thought long and hard about any weaknesses Discord had in the show. He seemed to be on his A-game throughout that one episode. So then I thought:
How did Twilight and her friends beat him?
They had the strongest magic in Equestria, and all I had was an erect cock. I think the former trumps the latter. That’s when I remembered. Discord could have easily defeated the Mane 6 again, just like he did with Fluttershy (just force them into becoming bitches), but his cockiness got the better of him and he was cast into stone again.
Now I had to find a plan that would take advantage of this weakness. How could I…
Wait. That’s it!
I still had Luna’s wish left, and I now knew exactly what to wish for. I just hope she’ll be okay with it, since it would involve her being sent back to Equestria. If it meant I could win, then I was sure it would be for the best.
“Luna?” I called, going downstairs.
She was nowhere to be seen. I began to feel nervous. Did she go back to Equestria? Was she still upset from me turning her down last turn? Was she hiding? There was one way to find out. Call it a dick move, but it was the only thing that I could think of that would get Luna out of hiding (if she even was).
I ran upstairs to my room and left the door open, just in case she could hear me. I then grabbed the dice in my hand and began to shake them.
“Luna!” I called in a sing-song voice. “If you don’t come up here and have sex with me, I’m taking my next turn.”
I didn’t hear anything. In a fit of frustration, I upped the ante by tossing one of the dice on the floor. It landed as a five.
Fuck me.
Now I had to roll a one to prevent my next encounter with Discord. After what happened last time, he wouldn’t be happy. My calling got more desperate.
“Luna, come on. I need your help.”
As I continued to call, I felt the die slip out of my hand.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Each time it bounced off the floor sounded like sledgehammer hitting metal. I closed my eyes until I heard the die’s clatter cease. Upon opening my eyes, I saw only one black dot on the top of the die.
Fuck yes! Six!
I watched with relief as my piece moved until it stopped just before the gem. I watched the text form, half expecting it to say something along the lines of, “Go back to the beginning, trololololol.” However, it said something different.
They're the heroes of fillies and colts, now you’ll meet the Wonderbolts.
“Wait!” cried Luna’s voice.
Fuck me sideways.
I saw her run into the room just as I was sucked into the board.
I woke up inside what looked to be the backstage area of the Cloudsdale Coliseum. It looked just the way it did in the Sonic Rainboom episode. That’s when I noticed three of the Wonderbolts themselves walking into the room: Soarin, Spitfire, and Fleetfoot. They were all in their tight blue flightsuits. Upon noticing me, they first recoiled in shock, but soon came to their senses when they realized the reason my presence.
“So, big boy,” Spitfire said in a voice that was sultry enough to give any male a boner. “Which one of us is it?”
“All of you,” I said.
“Oh,” she moaned sexily. “How you wanna do this?”
“First,” I said with a shit-eating grin on my face, “let’s get those costumes off. They must feel so uncomfortable.”
“Oh yes. Especially, when we’re this hot.”
I could hardly wait. It took all of my willpower to keep from running to them and plowing the everloving shit out of them, but I knew better.
It’s always better to savor your sex.
I found a small zipper on the back of Spitfire’s outfit, just below the bottom end of her mane. Upon pulling the zipper across its teeth, I saw more of Spitfire’s sweet fur. The more I zipped Spitfire’s suit away, the more pungent the smell of her sweat became. She must have had one hell of a workout, because large beads of sweat were rolling off her coat.
I finally got to the zipper’s end, which was at the base of the tail. I first took the suit off from Spitfire’s head, slipping the latex off of her face and neck. She stood on her hind legs and let me take the suit off of her forelegs and belly. I couldn’t resist the urge to stroke her now bare torso with my hands, but from the sounds she made as she blushed, she seemed to really enjoy it. I walked behind Spitfire and pulled the blue flightsuit off of her legs and ass, which, due to the sweat clung to her like tape.
When I finally pulled it off, I fell onto my ass, surprisingly exhausted from trying to pull her suit off.
“Alright,” said Spitfire. I looked up and found myself staring straight into her marehood from below with Soarin and Fleetfoot standing right next to her. “We’re ready.”
“How did you get undressed so fast?” I asked.
“You didn’t think we’d wear these suits if they’d be too hard to take on or off, do you?” asked Soarin.
“I suppose that makes sense.”
“So,” said Fleetfoot. “What’cha wanna do?”
“Spitfire, stand behind me. Fleetfoot, lie on Spitfire’s back. Soarin,” I said before pulling my boxers down, showing everyone my member. “You’re pitching, I’m catching. And before you ask, yes, you will all get some of my cock.”
The three pegasi quickly and effortlessly got into position with the same drive as they’d have in one of their aerial shows. I felt Soarin grab at my waist, most likely for extra support, but the wet feel of his sweaty arms felt wonderful on my sides. I inched myself towards Spitfire, putting my dick in line with her vagina. I was already prepared with what I would do with Fleetfoot.
“Ready?” I asked.
“Ready,” confirmed the Wonderbolt trio.
I rammed my cock into Spitfire just as I felt Soarin’s go into me. I then tilted forwards and buried my tongue into Fleetfoot’s pussy.
The sweat glistening on Spitfire’s vagina provided an excellent makeshift lubricant. The same could be said for Soarin’s penis, his shaft rutting into my anus with minimal resistance. The combination of Fleetfoot’s sweet vaginal fluids and her salty sweat was an excellent combination, much like a chocolate covered pretzel rod.
Speaking of chocolate covered pretzel rods, Soarin continued to plow me from behind and he loved every second of it. He leaned his stomach onto my back and rubbed up against me with each plow of his, lathering me with his cool sweat. Spitfire, having been worked up from a good workout, was butter to my knife, so to speak, as I fucked her. Her sex was as hot as an iron on my shaft, and I could tell from both of our moans, that climaxing was imminent.
Sure enough, Spitfire moans of pleasure turned to screams of a climax, as we both contracted their pelvic muscles and came furiously. I allowed Soarin to orgasm too, but I let Fleetfoot be. I was going to make sure she had some fun.
We all slumped to the ground, exhausted from round one. I thought of how we’d conduct ourselves for round two. I got it. Still laying down, I gave the next bout of positions.
“Soarin,” I told him, “‘sit’ on my cock.” He did so without question, his sweaty anus going as easily over my penis as Spitfire’s vagina did with mine.
“That’s good,” I pleasurably groaned. “Spitfire, suck Soarin’s dick.” Spitfire crouched down and wrapped her mouth around her teammate’s member. “Fleetfoot, you don’t mind another eating out session, do you?”
“Of course not,” she answered. She flew over and sat firmly on my face.
“Alright. Let’s do this.”
Soarin shifted upwards, pulling at my cock while his went deeper into Spitfire’s mouth. He sat back down, pushing my foreskin down and moving his dick a little bit out of Spitfire’s throat. I continued to wiggle my tongue inside Fleetfoot. I was sure not to be too rough, or her she would cum before I could really penetrate her.
Spitfire moaned happily as she tasted Soarin’s cock, which was currently caked with his own semen and my shit from the first round. My own dick felt great inside Soarin’s asshole. I felt great as I jizzed into him, lying back down to let Spitfire and Soarin get done.
“Hey,” he addressed me. “Would you like an autograph?”
Soarin spun around with my dick still planted inside his ass, while his dick now laid on my stomach. He came all over my chest and chin, some of his semen splashing onto Fleetfoot as well.
“Ready for round three?” I asked.
I began to rut Fleetfoot with my penis this time while Soarin and Spitfire had sex next to us. Having played with her two times already, it took mere seconds for Fleetfoot to cum. I laid down, panting, feeling like I had gotten the best workout of my life. I sat back up and just watched as Spitfire was rutted by Soarin. Unlike me, after they came, they stood up and walked to Fleetfoot, who was standing strongly as well.
I guess they must be used to having sex at this caliber
“Where are the others,” I asked, getting the strength to get up.
“They didn’t come today,” said Spitfire.
Damn straight, they didn’t cum.
“The three of us just came to practice a tricky maneuver. Why? Did you want more to come?”
“It’s not that. It’s just that this is my final turn before the big boss, and I’m eager to face him, or her.”
“No way!” they all said. “No one’s ever made it that far!”
“Except for me, I guess. Anyways, I’m going back now. Good luck with your show.”
“Thanks,” said Spitfire.
She jumped towards me, her pussy headed towards my face. Once she mounted me like a facehugger alien, I felt my body sucked through her canal and found myself back into my room. What I saw standing there frightened me.
I knew this pony all too well. Tall physique. Ice purple helmet. Large, blue, cat-like eyes. A coat black as coal. There was no doubt about it. Nightmare Moon was in my presence, and she looked fucking pissed.
“How dare you!” she growled. “HOW DARE YOU!!!”
Her volume was beyond Luna’s infamous Canterlot Voice. Nightmare’s volume dwarfed Luna’s by comparison. I covered my ears, lest I become deaf for the rest of my life.
“You teased me. You tried luring me out with promises of sexual intercourse. Then you ran from me to have sex with somepony else. Who was it?”
“Luna, I–”
“WHO WAS IT?!?"
“It was the Wonderbolts.”
“The whole team? Pfft. That must have been fun for you.”
“No! Just three,” I quickly said in my defense.
“It doesn’t matter how many you rutted. The matter is, you didn’t rut ME!”
“Luna, why have you become Nightmare Moon?”
“Why, you ask? Isn’t it obvious? You are so close to facing Discord. I know how angry he was when he tried to stop you, and he can only be angrier after my sister and I stopped him. You will be a mere toy to him if you go.”
“That’s why I want to talk. Luna, I–”
“Do not address me by that name, human! You tossed your lover aside for a trio of showponies. You will now address me as Nightmare Moon!” I was going to have to do this the hard way.
“Luna, I need your help.”
“No! Filth like you is beyond help! Your punishment for abandoning Luna for your fun little orgy, will be imprisonment with me in your house, where you will have sex with me forever!” She cackled loudly. She then turned around and presented her twitching vagina to me, just inches from my face. “So, what do you say?”
For as nice as her pussy looked, I would never fuck her. The only moon pony that was fit for my dick was Luna. Just as she blinked, I punched her in the clitoris as fast as lightning, eliciting a painful scream from Nightmare Moon.
“What do I say? I say, ‘Go fuck yourself, Luna!’”
Nightmare Moon’s eyes were brimming with anger and hate. She tried to respond to my attack with a magical blast from her horn, but I was too quick for her, causing her spell to come in contact with nothing but the wall. What surprised me, was that the wall didn’t seem to be affected by her attack.
Was it a stun spell? Or what?
I didn’t want to take the time to answer. I ran from my room and back downstairs as quickly as I could, doing my best to dodge every spell that Nightmare Moon threw at me. As she casted one spell after another, she continued to hit the interior of the house. Her spells hit the windows and the walls, which were impervious. That’s when she hit the dining room table, which shattered on impact.
Fuck, she’s out for blood!
I figured that the walls and windows didn’t break because of the magic that kept me from leaving this place, which made sense seeing as how the table was able to break. I ran to the kitchen and pulled a cleaver from the drawer, holding it up offensively. Once I heard Nightmare Moon’s confident chuckle, I realized how stupid I was for doing that.
Nightmare Moon made a well aimed shot that hit me square in the chest, knocking me back into the counter and onto the floor. The pain in my back was god-awful. Not nearly as bad as Discord’s tongue-penis spell thing, but still pretty bad. I felt myself lifted off the ground, a purple aura surrounding me.
“Do you see why resistance is futile?” she gloated. “You will enjoy having sex with me. If not, you’ll learn to.” I refused to say anything.
“Let’s have some fun now, shall we?”
Nightmare Moon carried me into the living room and slammed my back against the wall, my new injury making the pain practically unbearable.
“Let’s ease you into something simple.” Using her magic, aura-like mane, she took hold of my penis and proceeded to give me a handjob. Her mane around my dick felt had a tingling feeling similar to when your arm falls asleep. It felt good, but fuck if I was going to let Nightmare Moon know.
My face kept the same angry and stoic expression as she continued to jerk me. I didn’t even change my face when I eventually ejaculated. The only thing that Nightmare Moon got from the handjob was a mane full of semen.
“NO!” she shouted. “You will love me! I will make you love me!”
She raised my body up higher and tried to suck my dick. Again, no reaction from me. Her mouth was the perfect warmth and her saliva felt like sticky syrup. I wouldn’t even go as far to say that this was harder than the handjob. I was equally as unamused when I blew my load in her face.
“Stop it!” She yelled, tears beginning to form on her face. She set me back down, and she tried her ultimate weapon: her pussy.
She rammed into my dick. This one was probably the hardest to fight. Her vagina felt like I covered my cock in Icy Hot, minus the terrible burning sensation. It felt like a comfortable balance of minty coolness and spicy hotness. Trying her best to turn me around, she continued to rut until she orgasmed, her flood of minty-spicy liquids flooding over my dick. Still nothing. Finally seeing that she wasn’t going to get through to me. She angrily tossed me to the sofa. Her eyes were streaming with tears.
“Why?” she cried. “Why don’t you love me?”
“Because it’s Luna that I love!” I shouted. “I will not take her alter ego over the one that I truly love.”
“You…” she began. “Don’t lie to me.”
“I’d never lie to you, Luna.”
“But… my name is–” I pressed a finger to Nightmare Moon’s lips.
“First, you have to stop lying to yourself.” I then wrapped my arms around her neck, hoping that by some miracle, I could transfer my feelings into her. “Please come back, Luna. I love you.”
I felt the cold tears of Nightmare Moon fall onto my back. Then, Nightmare Moon’s coat began to peel off of her body until the pieces of fur and skin disintegrated into thin air. I continued to hold on until I had Luna back. Sure enough, I looked back at the pony that I was hugging, and I could notice her dark blue coat and her beautiful blue eyes again. Luna returned to me. She then tackled me back onto the couch, gripping me tightly. If it hadn’t been for the soft cushions, that would have hurt my back even more.
“I’m so sorry!” she wept, burying her tear soaked face into my chest. “I didn’t want to lose you! I love you too!”
“It’s okay,” I said, patting her back. “Now come on. Let’s take a shower.”
Upon mentioning the last word, Luna’s spirits brightened. Knowing that she hurt my back in the struggle, she lifted me up with her magic and cast a spell at my back. I felt a pleasant chill run into the hurt spot, which didn’t hurt anymore. In fact, it felt wonderful. I eagerly jogged up the stairs with Luna following close behind, ready to have some much needed sex.
The door to the bathroom opened, and Luna and I both walked out, feeling very refreshed about things. Luna and I finally got the sex we both deserved: passionate and without sorrow. I came back into my bedroom, and the game was still there. My piece was just one away from the gem, and the dice were right there. I knew it couldn’t end this way though. I knelt down to Luna and looked into her eyes.
“Luna,” I began. “I just want you to know that the time you spent with me were among the best moments of my life. There will never be a mare quite like you. And I’ll let you know, when I beat that Discord fucker in his own game, I’ll come back for you. You and I can be together.”
Luna’s eyes were tearing, and she gave me another hug.
“Oh, yes!” she proclaimed. “I will gladly wait for you.”
“But,” I whispered in her ear. “There’s something you need to do for me.”
“What’s that?”
“My final wish.”
“Which is?”
I smiled.
Luna’s magic encased me as she granted my wish. With this, her role was done; she would return to Equestria.
“Thank you,” said Luna, a tear forming in her eye.
“No,” I corrected. “Thank you.”
She began to fade away in a light blue light, but before she could disappear, I locked my lips with hers and we kissed. I didn’t want the moment to end, but it unfortunately had to. In about 10 seconds, I found myself kissing the open air. I opened my eyes. Luna was gone…
…but not forever.
I walked back to the board and took the dice from the floor. This was it. My last roll of the dice. I thought about all that I’ve went through these past few days (I guessed). To think, one day, I was just your average brony who loved the show and its quirky characters. Next thing you know, I had sex with all of those characters. And I fell in love with one too…
Enough talk. Let’s do this.
I wanted this roll to feel important, and since I knew that no matter what I rolled, I was going to the gem, I chucked the dice against the wall, causing both dice to ricochet off in different directions. I didn’t bother to look at the result. I didn’t need to. The piece shifted to the center where it promptly sunk in like it would through oil. The text read:
Congratulations player, you have serious luck. There were a lot of ponies for you to fuck. You think you’re finished? Think again. Wait. There’s one more with which you shall mate. He helped make this world of sex and lust. To win this game, defeat him you must. He is the one they call “The Chaos Lord.” And his name, player, is–
“Discord,” I finished.
I felt the familiar tug, and I closed my eyes, feeling myself being pulled down one last time.
I opened my eyes to find myself in the chamber in which Princess Celestia keeps the Elements of Harmony. I didn’t want to wait much longer. I was here to defeat Discord.
“Come out, you asshole!” I shouted. “Come here and fuck me!”
“Boy,” called the familiar voice of my enemy. “That voice never gets old.”
I looked behind me, towards where the door holding the Elements was. From the shadows of the pillars on either side of the hall walked out the draconequus himself.
“I think we can skip the formalities,” said Discord. “Let’s just get to this.” With a snap of his fingers, chains began wrapping around my torso and arms, with another chain with a cuff on the end holding my ankle in place.
“What,” I taunted. “Is this your kind of bondage or something?”
“Not exactly.”
“Huh?”
“You probably have something tricky up your sleeve for when I try to stop you, but I’m not going to go down that easily. That is, not without a partner or two.”
With another snap of his fingers, a bright silhouette formed in front of me near Discord. When the light disappeared, the silhouette was replaced with Princess Celestia. Her body was wrapped in chains, holding her wings down. Her horn had a red glowing ring wrapped around it, and it was sparking.
It must be preventing her from using magic.
She was also hogtied on all fours with chains as well. It was clear she wasn’t going anywhere.
“Princess Celestia!” I screamed. “Let her go, Discord!”
“Why should I do that? It is a game, after all, and I intend on having some fun!” Discord levitated Celestia so she could stand on all fours.
“Listen,” Celestia shouted. “Don’t let him get to you! He’s–”
Another snap of his fingers and Princess Celestia’s mouth disappeared.
“I should have done that from the beginning,” muttered Discord. Discord then extended his lion paw thumb and blew into it. Much like the cartoon character that he was, his penis began to enlarge like a balloon to the point where I knew it wouldn’t fit.
“Please,” I shouted. “Don’t do it!”
My captor paid no mind as he drove his oversized cock into Celestia’s rump. Celestia’s mouthless face muffled her screams, but they were still audible, which brought me to tears.
“Let her go!” I shouted. “Please!!”
I could hear Celestia’s vagina tearing from the stress inflicted to it. I watched with further horror as her blood began to spill onto the floor.
“Oh, Celestia,” mocked Discord. “You didn’t say it was your time of the month.”
I was at a loss for words at how casually he was treating this. I heard Discord begin to moan, coming close to orgasming. At least their pain would be over. I was proved wrong. Discord screamed as he came, but suddenly Princess Celestia caught fire. I continued to observe in fright as she was reduced to cinders and ashes within seconds.
“You…” I stammered, heartbroken. “You killed her.”
“That bitch had it coming.”
“Alright, you’ve made your point. Let me go, now!”
“But the fun is just beginning!” With another snap, Discord brought another pony at his whim, who was tied up the same way, but her mouth was already sealed this time. It was Queen Chrysalis. Upon recognizing me, she looked at me to try and save her. We both knew that I couldn’t.
“No! Please!” I shouted. “Not her. Dear Lord, please not her!”
“I assume you’re talking to your Lord, not Lord as in 'mois.' I think that deserves more punishment.”
Discord shoved his massive dick into Chrysalis, her shrill screams of pain reduced to quieted yells. Since she was much more slender than Celestia, she tore open much easier, causing even more blood to spill. My disgust in combination with my screaming made me sick to the point of vomiting on the marble floors.
Chrysalis looked at me one last time, tears streaming down, when Discord’s second orgasm incinerated the changeling queen, leaving nothing more than a pile of ashes.
“Okay!” I screamed. “I surrender! Please. No more!” Discord smirked.
“I don’t believe you! However, after this, I just might.”
With another snap of the fingers, another pony appeared bound and gagged. The sight of who his next victim was caused me to tremble and feel violently ill. It was Luna.
“No,” I moaned, overcome with shock. “NO! LET HER GO! YOU SON OF A BITCH! STOP IT! I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU!”
“Yes!” shouted Discord. “Your resistance only makes my penis harder.”
Time stood still as I watched Discord jam his dick into Luna. Discord didn’t even uncover her mouth like he did with the others. He wanted me to hear her screams of pain in their fullest volume. Watching Luna’s torture felt like an eternity. It must have felt like hours just hearing the tear of her vagina and her blood spilling to the floor.
I fell to my knees, laid my forehead on the floor, and screamed as loud as I could to try and spare my ears from Luna’s cries for help. Tears were freely streaming from my face as I continued to scream. With a sudden burst of heat, I could tell that he finished her. I looked up to see a pile of ashes where Luna once stood.
“Aw,” moaned Discord. “You missed the best part.”
“I…” I sobbed. “I can’t do it. Just kill me already.”
“Not so fast,” said Discord, snapping his fingers to free me from my chains. I could have tried to attack Discord, but I didn’t even have the strength to do anything. “You don’t think that I put you through all of this just for you to die quickly and without pain, did you?”
Discord picked me up and stood me on my feet. My body had the bare minimum strength to stand.
Luna. Oh, Luna. I’m so sorry.
I began to remember her, and the fun I had with her. I remembered the threesome we had with her sister. I remembered the times I blew her in the shower. I remembered saving her from Nightmare Moon. I remembered her wish.
Her wish!
“Which is?” said Luna in response to my previous question.
Discord appeared in front of me, and held my dick in his hands, ready to perform that spell on me again.
“With this wish,” I answered, “Discord doesn’t stand a chance. That cocky bastard is going to fall into my trap.”
Discord licked the head of my penis.
“This is going to hurt you much more than me,” he said.
“Just say it!” yelled Luna.
Discord’s lips wrapped around my foreskin.
“I wish that I had the power to make any animal cum by my willpower, including myself.”
Discord was right there, and my dickhole was aimed right at the back of his throat. With a thrust of my pelvis, I came into Discord’s mouth. Discord was caught so much off guard, that he fell down onto his back trying to hack my sperm out of his mouth.
Using the confusion to my advantage, I jumped at Discord’s penis, my mouth wrapping around his massive head. With a small bite, Discord blew a huge load into my mouth, causing me to fly backwards and onto the floor. I got back up as quickly as I could. I had done it. I came into Discord, and Discord had came into me. He was done.
“No,” he said. A hard grey spot appeared on Discord’s stomach and began to envelop his body. He was turning to stone. “NO! FUCK YOU!” Discord screamed as the stone over took his neck and face, fully immobilizing him.
“Now that’s what I call a hard on,” I joked, turning to the side as if I was addressing an audience.
However, there was more. Discord’s statue began to crack up. Suddenly, the whole thing exploded in a flash of bright light, forcing me to shield my eyes. Once the light faded, I looked back to see Celestia, Chrysalis, and Luna. Lying on the ground, getting up as if they had woken up from sleep.
“You’re alive!” I shouted. I ran over and hugged the two ponies and the changeling.
“Where’s…” sighed Celestia. “Where’s Discord?”
“Oh, him? I killed that fucker!”
“You… defeated Discord? I… I don’t believe this. You’ve won. You’ve won!” I was then dogpiled by the three equines, all of whom tried to kiss me.
“Hold on! Hold on!” I shouted, getting them to stop. “What happens now?”
“You shall now rule this world as you see fit. You’re God here now! But first you need to be sent back.”
Suddenly, the one of the large stained glass windows shattered from the back. From the hole that formed, hundreds of ponies from the show were flying towards me, galloping in midair like they were trying to run away. I then noticed that the head of my dick turned green, the same green as the gem in the board game.
Could this really be happening right now?
Sure enough, all of those ponies began swirling around my body like a tornado. The force also grabbed Chrysalis, Celestia, and Luna in its gales, while I lay still with my back on the ground, my erect, green dick sticking up in the air.
The ponies all began to disintegrate into dust, which then started to get sucked up by the head of my penis, almost just like it happened in the movie. The best way I could have describe this feeling was like having an industrial sized fan blown at my crotch.
The last ponies to be sucked into my dick were Luna, Chrysalis, and Celestia, which upon entering me caused my dick to glow extremely brightly. However, the brightness didn’t hurt my eyes. It felt rather comfortable really.
The light quickly faded and I found myself back in my living room. Another strange thing that I noticed was that I was fully clothed, in the same clothes that I wore when I first received the game, no less. I then looked at a clock in the living room and saw that the second hand was moving. Time wasn’t frozen anymore. I was back in the real world.
I looked at the couch that was all messed up with vaginal juices before, and it was spotless. I looked in the fridge, and there was a pizza box with slices of pizza still in it. I even went to the kitchen cupboard and found my bottle of absinthe, which was a lot fuller since my encounter with Chrysalis.
Wait, if everything is back to normal, that means…
I peeked into my pants.
Oh, thank God you’re still here.
The game itself was still on the living room floor, the dice were on the board, and the game piece was at the very beginning. I didn’t want my mom knowing about this game, or accidentally playing it (seriously, how awkward would that be?), so I brought it back up to my room. I looked at it again. The rules said that I would become the god of this world if I beat it.
I waved my hand around, imagining the rules to disappear. Sure enough, the game’s rules vanished. I was even able to take the piece off the board, and I plopped it into the gem. I did the same with the dice too. With one last wave of my hand, I made the pathway of the game disappear as well, so now, there was nothing on the board except the gem.
I was now the ruler of this world. I wouldn’t need to play the game if I wanted to go back. I decided to test it out. Before I went, I grabbed my bottle of absinthe and went back into my room. Thinking with all my might that I’d be in Chrysalis’ lair, I felt my body get pulled into the board.
My life with my portalboard (which I’ve decided to call it now, seeing as that’s a more appropriate title than “the game”) has been great. With, all the sex I’ve been having, I feel more liberated than I’ve ever felt in my entire life. I’ve performed better in school, I’ve had a greater rapport with my friends and family. Hell, I’ve even started drawing art to Equestria Daily, a few of which were even featured in their Drawfriends. However, a lot of my art has been featured on e621.net as well, and for good reasons.
I’ve done my best to give everypony a turn when I come around to Equestria. Sometimes we’ll have some sex, and other times I’ll draw portraits of them for Equestria Daily (or e621, depending on the mood). It also feels good that the ponies don’t really consider me a god or some guy that comes over to occasionally have sex with them. They consider me a friend, and isn’t that what every brony wants?
It was late on one particular night while I was at the Canterlot palace with Luna, about to have another rendezvous with her. She sleeps during the day so she can watch over Canterlot at night. I usually wait in the courtyard until she’s ready after she raises the moon. My heart soars whenever I see the sky darken in Equestria.
Luna flew form her spire and landed next to me.
“I’m ready for you,” she whispered in my ear, also giving me a peck on the cheek.
She flew back up, awaiting me. For all that Discord had done to me, I can’t exactly blame him either. I got to meet my favorite ponies, I got to go to their home world. Best of all, I found love. A love that will be with me forever. Hardly containing myself. I ran from the courtyard and up the spiral stairs to her bedroom.
Luna. I’m coming.
