Transparency: Q. Mint Jewelip

by StormDancer
The changeling invasion of Canterlot failed. Horribly. Super horribly. Chrysalis kind of blew the lid off of everyling. Nothing left to do but suck it up and get with the times, or so the queen of bluntness believes. All hail Queen Mint Jewelip.

Queen Mint Jewelip is not your average changeling royalty. She's not sneaky. She's not cunning. She's not stealthy or even very good at bluffing.
So, when Queen Chrysalis blows the game for all changelings, Mint Jewelip is left with very few options and even fewer reserves. But…. she has a plan, and with the help of a few good drones, this queen might even be able to pull off the biggest heist in changeling history: Equestria itself.
Or… you know…. not.

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32046 words: Estimated about 3 hours to read
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18 Chapters:

  1. Early Riser 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1852
  2. Well... dang 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2575
  3. Recalibricating and Refactoralizaling 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1466
  4. Courtly Meine 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1414
  5. The White Dress 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1163
  6. Because I can 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1349
  7. To Stack the Deck 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1234
  8. Dark Machin-i-canananations-es 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2093
  9. A Brilliant Mark 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1774
  10. And the Scars We Leave 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1991
  11. Doom, with a side of crumpets, please 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2087
  12. Vale Disuse 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1560
  13. High Tide 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    3240
  14. Anchored in Polite Company 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2226
  15. How Many Lumps? 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2298
  16. In Vivio Est Lunacy 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1271
  17. Out Retrospect, In Future Mem 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1072
  18. Afterparty Epilogues 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1381