In this incredibly aptly named novella, Twilight Sparkle and her friends open a portal to a parallel universe to learn and teach more about friendship, Angel Bunny jumps through and Fluttershy runs after him, but sealed both of their gruesome fates in the process. Her body now lies in the bed of a medical student, active brony, and aspiring surgeon Matthew Crier while her friends frantically find a way to bring her back, but do they want to know the truth of her demise?

When I noticed the existence and popularity of the story "Princess Celestia is in your bed" by ocalhoun, I immediately decided that I would do a story inspired by it, effectively destroying most bronies' dreams with its subject matter: Instead of being a silly short story, Fluttershy just dies. The whole story is based on what Matt decides to do with her remains while her surviving friends search for her. It's a stupid little story I had kicking around for a while, and I finally decided to write it.

This is a major overhaul of an attempted start at it in March under the satirical name "Fluttershy is in Your Bed", and after universal rejection, I opted to take it down to finish it, fix it, rewrite it, and up it up to a reasonable wording quality.

I would like to give a big thanks to Semaj for his incredibly helpful feedback.

Rated M, gore, and sex for graphic descriptions of innards, graphic violence, language, and weird parts involving turkeys. Note that there aren't any sex scenes at all you kinky fuck, just a whole lot of references to some NSFW stuff.