
A Human Arrives
A human arrives, prepared to have some fun! He's packed everything! A toothbrush, throwing knives, a club, liquor, a healing potion, a pillowcase—but no pillow— and a stuffed animal vaguely reminiscent of a cat. It's gonna be pretty great, you gu
A human arrives in the pleasant little town of Ponyville, pushing the idea that, if you really try, just acting stupid and being rude and standoffish can yield amazing results! As some potato farmers in Ireland think, cloudy days generally mean less friendly attitudes and more stress buildup. And the human has seen a lot of cloudy days. What better way to release stress than to visit the most friendly place in the known universe?
I knew a guy named Boris in high school, and he had the largest hands ever. He could palm a watermelon, you guys. A watermelon.




4227 words: Estimated 21 minutes to read
3 Chapters:
- Chapter Zero 2016-07-11 01:07:31 UTC1004
- Chapter One 2016-07-12 05:03:20 UTC1649
- Chapter Two 2016-07-12 23:37:00 UTC1574