You may be wondering, "Hey! Who's JD Quan? What does this have to do with MLP?" Well, hold your horses (oh God).

Edgelord was just your average edgy 12 year old, telling people to kill themselves and whatnot, when Celestia came in and took over the planet. The humans were now living under horrendous conditions and Edgelord was the only one who could save everyone. But he needed a team. He found help in a crazy black man and fat mongoloid, but will it be enough to stop Celestia?

no. it won't.