“Hi, my name is Spike Draco, and I am-or I was your average everyday Joe. I had moved to a pleasant city after graduating college, got a good paying job and a nice big house like I had always wanted( though it was kind of lonely at first). Yeah, I was just another guy in a normal world, until the government revealed an earth shattering secret. There’s a whole another dimension that existed just outside our reach, a dimension of pony girls and all kinds of other species of humanoid people, and now the governments of both dimensions have agreed to start allowing for the movement of our peoples into each other’s worlds, with the condition that all foreigners are taken care of by only the most trustworthy of people.

When I heard about this I figured it wouldn’t affect me very much so I didn’t pay it much attention, that is until one day a government agent by the name of Mary Sunset came to my door assigning me to…get this….a princess! You would expect for an Alicorn girl princess to be living in the white house, but by her request she asked to live with a normal person. When I met her I was kind of scared, not because of her she was actually kind of cute after all she looked mostly human, all she had were those pony ears, wings and horn. I was scared of losing my normal life. Now though it’s been a few months since she’s settled in, and while things have changed it hasn’t  been that bad, the worst it’s been is that few weeks ago she accidently made my hair green….well at least it’s just one girl, they can’t make me take care of more right?