Chapters My little Hoods shooting is magic
In the vastness of space sped a massive metal object was being tailed by another one. The one that was fleeing was the overland battleship belonging to the notorious Captain Dean Angell, his ship was called the War Pig, it was an assault class overland battleship, so as the name would suggest it was mostly designed to be a frontline ship. Armed with heavy artillery cannons and rapid fire plasma turrets, basically it was armed to the teeth.
The ship pursuing them was a Lunar class battleship, this ship is much like the assault class but it’s better equipped for space warfare, being armed with heavy plasma turrets and rapid fire plasma turrets. In most circumstances the captain would be more than happy to enegage any enemy ship, but this time the odds were against them, seeing as the Lunar class battleship was better equipped for a space battle, their chances of winning were 834 to 1
“How much distance are we gaining on that ship?” The captain asked
“We’re managing to stay one step ahead of them, but before long we’ll run out of fuel” replied Jamie his second in command
“Open up a warp gate it’s our only chance to outrun them” stated the captain
“Aye sir” replied Jamie
In all his years of being a snow pirate Captain Dean Angell had never been captured, and he was going to keep it that way, even if he had to do something potentially dangerous he was willing to take the risk if it meant avoiding capture by Nevec. Jamie opened up the warp gate and the ship sped towards it before vanishing into it
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Back on the Lunar class battleship the Nevec officer slammed his fist down on one of the control panels
“fuck! I can’t believe that bahstard got away” he said in anger
One of the crew members walked up to him and placed a hand on his shoulder “it wasn’t your fault sir”
“No it’s not my fault, it’s yours
Without warning the Nevec captain drew his pistol and shot the young man in the head, he fell limp on the deck blood leaking from the wound in his head, he put his pistol back in its holster. Just then he heard a laugh out of seemingly no where, a dark yet happy laugh, just then the ship was engulfed in a white light, when the light cleared their eyes they saw a large green and blue planet, and there, in front of them, was the war pig.
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(Fifteen minutes earlier)
“The ship is away captain” said Jamie happily
“Good, normally I would be willing to take on any ship, but a Luna class battleship in its own domain? That would be unwise”
“And by the way sir, you do realise that what we’re doing is extremely dangerous, right?”
“Of course I do Jamie, who knows where we might end up?”
“But this doesn’t make any sense, your supposed to be the most precise snow pirate captain on E.D.N.3” Said Jamie
Right after those words left his lips they heard a sinister laugh echo around them before a voice said “aw make sense, aw what fun is their in making sense?”
After those words were spoken the ship gave a massive jolt forward, sending the crew off their feet, when the bridge crew regained their footing and looked out of the main window they saw a beautiful planet with a massive bright green land mass in the center surrounded by a bright blue ocean.
“Wow” said Jamie, but sadly their amazement was cut short as they heard the collision alarm go off, Jamie took a look at the radar
“There’s another ship coming in” he said
“Bring it up on the the main screen” ordered the captain, after giving a ‘Yes sir’ Jamie brought it up
“That’s the Lunar class battleship we were fleeing” said Jamie
“Jamie, how much fuel do we have left” Asked the captain
“That warp portal drained our fuel tanks we have 5% left, not enough to get away, and certainly not enough to open another warp gate” said Jamie
“What is the condition of our weapons?”
“Scanning, stand by, our weapons are loaded and ready to fight, we just need someone to man them”
“Red alert, battle stations! Bring us to an attack posture Jamie”
“Yes sir”
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Back on the Lunar class battleship the captain was momentarily stunned as he saw the War Pig turn its broadside to them
“Their moving to attack position?” He said in amazement “I guess Captain Dean Angell’s as crazy as they say, tell the crew to get to their battle stations!” He ordered
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On the planet, in a small town named Ponyville, sat Twilight sparkle enjoying one of her favourite pastimes, reading a book, until she was disturbed that is, without warning, the door to the library burst open and a pink blur rushed in and tackled Twilight to the ground.
“Twilight!” Said Pinkie Pie
“Pinkie you should know better than to barge in like that, seriously you almost scared my flank off” Said Twilight angrily as she pushed Pinkie off
“Sorry Twilight, But there’s something I need to tell you” she said
“And what would that be?” Asked Twilight although her question was soon answered as Pinkie started to quake all over
“My Pinkie sense tell me that there’s one heck of a doozie coming” she said
“What kind of doozie?” Asked Twilight
“I don’t know, I just know it’s coming” Said Pinkie
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Thousands of miles above them the two ships were facing off, hitting each other with everything they had.
“KEEP FIRING!!!!!!!!!” Screamed Captain Angell as the ship was rocked by another hit
The gunners complied and kept up the barrage of fire, on the other side the Lunar class battleship was doing just as well
“Keep up the fire” The captain ordered
“Sir we’re losing a fuck load of turrets and before long we’ll be completely defenceless” Said one of the the other bridge crew in panic
“Charge up the main cannon, we’ll blow these snow pirate bahstards right out of the sky” ordered the Nevec captain
On the other side Jamie looked at his monitor, his eyes shrank in horror as he detected a large amount of energy building up in the enemy ship’s core
“Sir! The enemy ship is charging up its super laser”
Captain Angell put his hand to his earpiece
“Concentrate all fire on the main cann-“ but before he could finish, the enemy ship fired a large blue beam of pure energy at the war pig, striking the side of the ship, the ship started to tilt.
“Everyone hold on!” The captain shouted as the ship started to fall towards the planet.
“Captain! the ship might be badly damaged but we still have 2% fuel left, what do you propose we do?”
“We’ll use the last of that fuel to come down safely, divert all power to the engines!” The captain ordered
“Yes sir!”
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Down on the planets surface strange noises were heard coming from the sky, Twilight stepped out of the library having being disturbed once again, only this time it was by something other than Pinkie Pie, when she stepped outside she heard gasps and shrieks of shock and terror, Twilight looked up and her mouth fell agape. Up their in the sky was a huge metal looking box, the box was gun-metal grey in colour and it had four massive wings protruding from its sides. And the whole thing itself was massive, about as long as twenty of Rarity’s boutique and as tall as canterlot castle.
A shadow fell on Twilight as the massive object flew right over ponyville and crash landed in a field on the other side of a large hill, leaving a massive gash in its wake
Twilight ran back inside and called Spike
“Spike!”
“What is it now Twi?” Spiked Asked as he groggily walked down the stairs
“Where are my saddle bags?” She asked
“Right where they always are”
“Oh right” Twilight chuckled embarrassingly
“What do you need them for anyway?” Spike Asked
“Something large and metal just fell out of the sky and I’m going to investigate, and you know how much I like to do scientific research” she said
“Don’t remind me “ Said Spike under his breath
Twilight finished packing her bags and hurried outside to try and find this massive thing
“Just imagine all the research I could find, I could be the most famous scientist in all of Equestria” she said in excitement
Author's Note
And that’s how you end a chapter with a cliffhanger
My little Hoods shooting is magic
(Season 1 premier) The Aliens part 1
Twilight had never felt smaller and more insignificant in her whole life. There in front of her was the massive object that had crash landed outside of ponyville, except now it looked even bigger up close. It loomed over her like a titan, although the thing suffered a crash landing it appeared to be relatively in-tact, in fact Twilight thought that the field had sustained more damage than the massive object did, it also had the words ‘War Pig’ written in black on the side of it. There was also what looked to be a pirate flag painted on one of the wings.
But she would have to ponder on that later as she had a self assigned mission to do, she walked up to it and banged her hoof against its side, as predicted the surface of it was cold and hard, it also produced a metallic clanging sound. So her theory of the thing being metal was accurate. She also noticed that there were these weird looking machines lining the sides of it, and these machines had long wide metal tubes protruding from them, each of these machines came equipped with two of these metal tubes one on each side.
Twilight telaported onto the first deck and took a closer look at the pole machines (she couldn’t think of a better name) she saw what looked to be a small leather seat at the back of it and further up there were two handles, each with a red button at the end. Twilight stared at these red buttons curiously, eventually her curiosity got the better of her and she hopped up onto the seat and gently pressed the button with her hoof.
Bang!
Twilight covered her ears and screamed as the metal tube made the loudest noise she had ever heard. Once he ears stopped ringing she got up and looked around. When she looked in the direction the tube was pointed at she saw a massive crator in its wake. Twilight’s mouth fell open as she saw just how powerful this thing was, Twilight felt a pit in her stomach as she got a good look at how many of these machines lined the metal beast, if just one of them could cause damage like that, she didn’t even want to think about what all of these machines could do when combined
Just then she noticed an opening into the metal beast, without hesitation she entered the thing and looked both ways sparks were flying all over the place and there was a strong smell of what appeared to be grease oil and alcohol, Twilight wrinkled her nose at the horrible smell, but none the less she ventured forward into the depths of the beast, to her right were a set of stares, and lying on that set of stares was a strange looking creature that Twilight had never seen before. She instantly ran up to it and began inspecting it, the creature had a metal face with a single eye hole, spikes were protruding from the back of its head and it had really long forelegs that ended in dull claws. It’s torso was completely naked although it was covered in dark green tattoos. It’s bottom half was clad in what looked to be dark green trousers and metal shoes, and lastly she noticed it was wearing a large metal backpack. It also had had what looked to be a metal stick which it was holding in its right claw.
Twilight finished taking notes and continued on through the beast, as she continued to search the beast she found more and more of these creatures lying around and she checked them to see if they were still alive, most of them were with the exception of a few who just couldn’t survive the crash. Twilight also noticed that some of them were dressed differently to others, sometimes she would come across ones like the one she found lying on the stairs others were fully clothed, but they all had one thing in common regarding clothes, they all had masks on
After about thirty minutes of exploring (Yes the ship is that big) she only had one last place to look, Twilight walked up a ramp and arrived in what looked to be some kind of command deck, and there were eight more of the creatures here, although unlike the other ones not all of these creatures had masks on, but there was one creature which cought Twilight’s eye, it was lying on its front and it had what looked to be a massive pirate flag draped over its right shoulder, seeing as none of the other creatures had This she assumed this one was the leader. She walked over to it and tried to use her magic to flip it over, but as she tried to do this her magic just evaporated into thin air. Twilight’s eyes narrowed in confusion, she tried again, and got the same result. Seeing as her magic was obviously useless she resorted to using her hooves tor turn it over ( which was made difficult because the creature was so heavy), just as Twilight got the creature onto its back its eyes opened, Twilight screamed and so did the creature, the creature backed itself into a corner and pulled out another one of those metal sticks and pointed it at her.
“What are you doing on my ship!?” It asked
And the creature could talk, Twilight just sat there in amazement as she looked at the creature, but was soon brought back to reality when the creature shouted at her again
“I said what are you doing on my ship!?” He shouted (at least Twilight assumed it was male given the depth of its voice)
“Oh sorry I’m just looking around and trying to gather scientific research for, scientific purposes” she trailed off towards the end
“Oh well that’s alright then” replied the creature as it lowered the metal stick, Twilight just remembered to ask about that
“Um excuse me but can I ask you a question?”
“Sure go ahead”
“What’s that metal thing you have with you? “
“Oh its most commonly known as a machine gun, but the correct term is an assault rifle, but you call it what you like” Said the creature, Twilight noticed that as well as speaking ponish it also had an accent, the accent sounded like a southern trottingham accent.
“And what is this place?”
“We are currently on the command deck of the overland battleship known as the war pig”
“And what speicies are you? I’ve never seen any ponies like you before”
The creature chuckled “well we’re not exactly ponies, we’re a spiecies called humans”
“And one last question, what is your name?”
The creature chuckled again “Well true I haven’t introduced myself, Captain Dean Angell, leader of the Hoods”
“I’m Twilight Sparkle, faithful student to Princess Celestia”
“Pleasure to meet you Twilight now would be a mate and help me wake up the rest of my crew?”
“Of course”
The captain stood up and Twilight felt small again, at his full hight the captain was even able to make Celestia look short, to say that Twilight felt intimidated would be an understatement.
It was a good thing Twilight was on good terms with him or she’d hate to think what she would have to deal with.
To be continued
Author's Note
Part 2 will be up tomorrow and it’s much longer than this part so I’ll be as quick as I can, but I The mean time I hope your all enjoying
My little Hoods shooting is magic
(Season 1 premier) the Aliens part 2
“So let me get this straight, this thing requires a crew 385 humans to operate?” Asked Twilight in amazement
“Correct, and it can carry up to 2,000 tonnes of cargo”
“So how much can this ship weigh when fully loaded?”
“200,000 tonnes”
“How are you able to get such a heavy thing to move!? Let alone fly in sky” said Twilight in amazement
“Brute engine strength, we have eight engines, four on each side and we also have thrusters in the wings” replied the captain
“Now this is going to be a big one, but where did you come from?”
“You might want to take a seat while I tell you” Said the captain, Twilight complied and sat down and the Captain began “ we come from war-torn planet called E.D.N3 although we’re not from their originally”
“So why leave your place of origin?” Twilight Asked
“Well, it was T.C - 80, 80 Year’s before the trial century. Human kind had abandoned the comfort of a familiar world in order to attempt life on E.D.N3. As immigration to the new world progressed facilities were constructed to handle the growing population, and colonisation appeared to be successful. But with the expansion of the colony, humanity encountered a new Alien life form, known as the Akrid, they were immediately identified as a hostile presence, the humans had no weapons with which to repel Akrid aggression, and were forced to retreat from their new home. While fleeing from the enigmatic menace, the humans discovered the precious thermal energy lying within the very bodies of the Akrid, it was a powerful new energy source, suddenly human kind was determined to fight. And to make matters better the humans developed a weapon capable of fighting back against the Akrid scerge, the vital suit or V.S, with V.S technology humanity has returned to E.D.N3 and the great colonisation experiment has resumed. 200 Year’s have passed since the second colonisation, the V.S has given humanity a means to battle the Akrid, but outside of direct combat with the monstrosities, there is no known method of harvesting the precious thermal energy.”
Twilights mouth fell agape, in all her life she had never heard such a story “Wow, and can I ask you one more thing?” The captain nodded “what are those things on your arms?”
“Well the thing on my right arm is called a harmoniser, and it serves two purposes, it’s primary function is to heal someone when their wounded, this thing can literally close up wounds in a matter of seconds, and it also comes equipped with a grapple attachment, so we can reach high areas with little difficulty. And as for the thing on my left arm, this is called a P.D.A and it serves as a locator, a hacking module, an activator for multiple devices and a communication device”
Twilight stared hungrily at the P.D.A ‘if I can just get my hooves on that I could find out how it works’ she thought
“Um captain, is it Okey if I borrow your P.D.A so I can study it?” Said Twilight giving him a puppy dog face
“Sorry mate but this one stays with me, I need it for various reasons” he said
After about fifteen minutes they had successfully woken up the captain’s crew, and now the captain was introducing the commanding members of his crew
“Twilight this is Josh he’s the quarter master on the ship” Josh wasn’t as tall as the others he was a head shorter than the others and quite stout, he had dark hair and and his ayes were hidden behind a pair of dark shades. He was wearing a grey hoodie and dark blue trousers. As well as green armoured gloves, green knee pads and somekind of green utility belt with massive pockets, he also had a green scarf on and just all the other crew members he came equipped with a harmoniser
“And this is Luke” the captain pointed to a tall human, even taller than the captain was, he had long dark hair that was tied into a ponytail. He was wearing brown trousers with green knee pads as well as some green leg holsters, a navy blue hoodie as well as a tanned vest with multiple pockets lining it, he also had a red and black scarf on.
“And this over here is Jamie” Jamie was by far the most intimidating to look at, he was covered head to tow in pitch black Armour and there was nothing more to say about him except that he had a black hoodie and vest both under and on top of his Armour.
“This is Callum” Callum was not as intimidating to look at, he had light brown hair and most of his face was hidden behind a beard, he was wearing a reddish brown hoodie blue jeans an another one of the vest thingies, the lower section of his legs were covered up with black shin guards, and he also had a black leg holster strapped to his right leg and he also had a tanned variant of the scarf most of them seemed to wear.
“And as you already know I’m the captain” the captain was probably the most decorative out of all of them. He wore black cargo pants, a dark brown hoodie, silver armoured gloves, and his upper for limbs were protected by navy blue armour plates and he also had on a black variant of the vests that everyone seemed to wear as well as tanned elbow and knee pads, and most notably the massive pirate flag draped over his right shoulder, he also had what looked to be extremely heavy armoured boots
It was then that Twilight noticed just how well armed all these men were
Callum was armed with a long rifle that had purple glowing bits on it, and he he also had a knife, a sword and a large knife on him
Josh was armed with a shotgun (Yes the captain had teached her all about the different weapons they have on the ship) a massive sword that looked to heavy even for Big Mac, a large knife and a heavy pistol
Luke was armed with the same long thin sword that both the captain and Callum had, he also had a very long thin rifle strapped to his back, and two pistols in both his leg holsters.
Jamie was extremely well armed he had the same variant of the machine gun that most people carried with them as well as a pistol in a leg holster, although unlike the others, Jamie had no sword at his side instead there was a massive double headed axe strapped to his back.
The captain was also well armed having two knives, a sword, a pistol and the same variant of the machine gun that Jamie had
“Well that’s it, any questions?” Asked the captain
“No captain, thank you” replied Twilight ‘I must get my hooves on that P.D.A if I can find out it’s secrets then I could become world famous’ Screamed a voice in her head ‘but I promised him I wouldn’t’ came another voice ‘ but think about it, a scientific find of this magnitude could bring fame and fortune, and besides it’s not like you Pinkie promised’ that did it, when no one was looking, Twilight creeped up behind the captain and used her magic to unstrap the the P.D.A from the captain’s arm. She was just about to round the corner when she heard a shout from behind her
“Hey, what the fuck do you think your doing!?” Came the captain’s voice from behind her, Twilight shrieked and teleported onto the main deck. The moment she arrived she started to hear alarms going off all over the ship, she looked towards the back of the ship to see the crew pouring out of various hatches and door ways, Twilight stepped backwards but as she did so she bumped into something behind her, she whirled around to see the Captain towering over her. Twilight tried to run the other way but soon found that she was completely surrounded.
“Leaving so soon? I won’t hear of it” Said the captain
But alas the captain had underestimated her, Twilights horn began to glow and all of a sudden she was gone in a pink flash
The captain was momentarily stunned
“Jamie! are our scanners up and running?” Asked captain Angell
“Yes sir all the systems on our ship are operational, except the engines”
“I want you to scan the surrounding landscape and find the nearest settlement” the captain ordered
“Yes sir” replied Jamie
After about fifteen minutes Jamie returned with a look of pride on his face “sir the nearest town goes by the name of ponyville and it’s just on the other side of that hill” he said while pointing in the direction
“Good, ready the crew we’re going to pay miss Twilight a little visit
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In the library Twilight had gathered up Her friends to warn them about Aliens
“And that’s what happened!”
“Well shucks Twi I’m not surprised they tried to capture you, you were tryin ta steal from them!” Said Applejack
“I did what I did in the service of science, but anyway that doesn’t matter what does matter is how we deal with this threat, I’ve seen just what their weapons are capable of and I’m not taking any chances” Said Twilight
“I don’t know Twilight, maybe if you just give them back what you stole they’ll forgive you” Said Fluttershy
“Fluttershy, your not siding with monsters, are you?” Said Rainbow Dash “did you hear Twilights description of them? Their Alien invaders from a war torn planet, they can’t be trusted, why I bet as soon as they have that little device back in their possession they’ll use it to turn us all into Alien zombies”
“I’m afraid I have to agree with Twilight and Rainbow on this one, these ruffians sound positively dreadful” Said Rarity
“Time to zap some big bad Aliens!” Said Pinkie Pie
“Looks like you two are out voted” Said Twilight as she walked over to the case that held the elements of harmony (after they defeated nightmare moon princess Celestia left them in Twilights possesssion) and gave all of them their respective elements and they all rushed outside and prepared to combat the group snow pirates should they ever show up
Little did they realise the magnitude of the mistake they were about to make
Author's Note
And that’s part two the next chapter should be up later today if not tomorrow so until then astalavista
My little Hoods shooting is magic
“Sir, the crew’s ready” Said Jamie
“Good, we’ll go to this ponyville, get my P.D.A back and take Twilight into custody for theft, we’ll negotiate her release later” replied captain Angell
The captain gave the order and the crew set off towards the hill
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In ponyville the mane six waiting in Twilights library for the Aliens to arrive (if they did come that is) Rainbow Dash was keeping watch in the sky above them, just then she saw something tall and bidedal emerge over a hill near by, Rainbow Dash squinted to get a better look, it was clad in dark clothing and carried a bizarre metal stick in its hands, seeing as Twilight hadn’t described what the Aliens looked like she decided to go back into the library and ask.
“Hey Twilight?” She asked
“Yes?”
“Just a quick question, would these Aliens happen to be tall and bipedal and carry weird metal sticks with them?”
In a flash Twilight grabbed Rainbow with her magic and raced upstairs to the balcony. But when they got there, they saw a sight that made Twilight’s blood run cold. Hundreds of Aliens were walking down the hill, it looked as if the entire crew was coming to ponyville.
“How many of these things are there!?” Asked Rainbow Dash in amazement
“Well, the Captain did say that it takes over 300 men to crew their ship” Said Twilight
“Over three hundred!?” Yelled Rainbow in panic
“Remember Rainbow Dash, they might have strength in numbers, but we have something more powerful than sheer numbers, the magic of friendship” Said Twilight “cmon, lets get the girls ready and destroy this threat” they both went downstairs and told the other four mares
“Ya mean ta say that they brought the whole crew?” Said Applejack
“And how big did you say the crew was?” Asked Fluttershy nervously
“To answer both your questions, yes they brought the whole crew, and the crew consists of 385 Aliens” replied Twilight, Fluttershy let out a little squeak of terror
With that they all ran outside and confronted the Aliens at the entrance to ponyville, the captain held up his hand signaling his men to halt.
“I’ve been looking for you Twilight, you’ve got something of mine, and I want it back” he said
Rainbow Dash stepped forward “quiet Alien, if you want your doomsday device back, your gonna have to go through us” she said with confidence
“Doomsday device? It’s hardly a doomsday device, but it’s very expensive and I’m not going to let her demolish it just so she can see how it works” Said the captain
“You really expect us to believe that? Your an Alien it’s in your nature to invade planets and control minds” Rainbow Dash spat back
“Looks like this one watches to many movies” Said the captain
To Rainbow Dash that was one of the worst insults ever “Hey, are you saying that I’m lazy?”
“I never said that, I only said what I said because the way your describing us is just how Aliens are depicted in movies “
“He does have a point Rainbow” Said Applejack, Rainbow Dash whirled around
“Your not siding with this thing, are you!?” She yelled
“All I Said was he makes a fair point, your jumping to conclusions way to quickly, give him a chance to explain” Said Applejack calmly
“Thank you miss, um” the captain snapped his fingers while pointing at Applejack
“Oh right, ahm Applejack”
“Nice to meet you Appleja-“ he began but Twilight cut across him
“Enough talking, cmon girls lets deal with these invaders” she said
“Agreed, lets deal with these ruffians once and for all, and just for the record you insult fashion with those ghastly outfits your wearing” Said Rarity
The mares got into position and their jewellery items began to glow, the Captain and his crew were momentarily stunned as the six mares began to float in mid air and started glowing themselves.
“What the Fu-?” The captain began but was cut off mid sentence as the mares released a massive barrage of Rainbows on him and his crew, the crew fell limp on the grownd knocked out
When the six mares landed back on the ground and opened their eyes and saw that all the Aliens were lying on the ground, four of the mares smiled in victory, but the other two didn’t look so happy, Twilight noticed this and asked
“Applejack, why do you look so unhappy? We just saved Equestria from another threat” Said Twilight
“That’s Just it, we don’t know if they were a threat, all he wanted was for you to give back what you stole, in fact if it wasn’t for you none of this would have happened, he was just trying to reason with us and you just wouldn’t listen, none of you would” Said Applejack angrily
“Now now Applejack” Said Rarity as she trotted over “there’s no need to-“
“Twilight” Came a deep voice from in front of them, the ponies turned around and were taken a back by what they saw, there was the captain along with the rest of his crew, they appeared to be unharmed and well but it’s what the captain said next that left them in shock.
“Was that supposed to hurt? Ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaa” he laughed
Twilight managed to regain her composure and pointed a shaking hoof towards him “h,h,how? How is this possible that’s the most powerful magic in Equestria, how?”
But before anyone could answer Rainbow Dash stepped in front of Twilight and grit her teeth in combat “Looks like we’re gonna have to do this the hard way” she started to hover and then she fired herself like a bullet at the captain, but everyone’s amazement the captain was quicker and stooped her using only one arm, Rainbow felt like she had flown right into a steal pole and as she impacted the captain’s fist, the captain then walked over to her and grabbed her by the neck and hoisted her off the ground with his left hand p, the next using his right hand he delivered a hard punch to her belly, shattering a few ribs and rupturing her liver.
He then threw her back towards Twilight and her friends, who were speechless at this point, how? How could this Alien be so strong? Not wanting to deal with this Twilight used her magic and telaported her and her friends back to the library
When they arrived Twilight performed an X-ray spell on Rainbow to check how she was, she of course was not doing very well three of her ribs had been broken aswell as a few internal organs
“We need to get Rainbow to the hospital right away!” She yelled in panic
My little Hoods shooting is magic
Alien invasion of ponyville
Although the captain didn’t punch the rainbow maned mare heavily he knew that his super human strength would’ve done some serious damage to her insides. He didn’t want to hurt anyone, but she’s the one who attacked him and he simply acted on impulse, but he decided to forget about that and get back to the reason they were here.
“Spread out, search the town and find them, use force if you have to but shoot to maim, we don’t want any civilian casualties here” he spoke into his radio
After giving a “Yes sir” the crew fanned out across the town, the captain ordered them to stay in groups of five ore more, he also said to question the locals as to where the six mares might be.
The captain was accompanied by the four officers of the ship, Luke, Josh, Jamie and Callum, and they set off into the town
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Daisy and Rose were heading back to their flower shop with a fresh load of flowers, but when they entered ponyville they saw a sight that terrified them to no end, walking menacingly down the streets were enormously tall and slender looking Aliens, they were even taller than the princesses, and they were carrying weird looking weapons with them and were dressed in dark clothes and armour. Although the Aliens weren’t hurting anypony, they were simply walking up to ponies and asking something that was incoherent to the two flower ponies, the pony would shake his or her head and the Aliens would move on to the next one. The two mares started to head to their flower shop when a shadow fell on them from behind, the two mares turned around and jumped when they saw one of the Aliens standing right behind them. The Alien knelt down to their level and looked daisy right in the eye.
Daisy was mesmerised by this Alien, she always thought of Aliens as little green men no taller than her knee, but this Alien was even taller than the princess herself, in fact he was so tall that even though he was kneeling down he was still a head taller than she was, the first thing she noticed about this Alien (aside from his tremendous hight) was that he had no fur on his body, just skin and flesh, and Daisy’s eyes widened in horror as she got a good look at the condition the skin was in, Daisy could see that it looked burnt, raw, red and shiny. Like he had just been through an inferno.
“I’m looking for a mare called Twilight Sparkle, do you know where she might be?” He spoke in a deep raspy voice that sounded like it was horribly disfigured
Daisy shook herself from her trance and replied “oh well, I haven’t seen Twilight today since she went to checkout that big metal thing that crashed nearby, by the way, you wouldn’t happen to have anything to do with that, would you?” She asked
“Actually yes I do, we all do, in fact when Twilight was up there she stole something from me and I want it back, now I’m gonna ask you again, where can I find her?”
“Well the most likely option would be the golden oak library, it’s where she lives”
“What does this library look like?”
“Oh it’s a big tree with a house built into it, it dominates the buildings around it, you can’t miss it” Said Daisy
“Thank you” Said the Alien, And with that he got back up and walked away
“Phew That was scary, wouldn’t you say Rose?” There was no answer “ Rose?” Still no answer, Daisy looked to her right to see that rose had fainted out of fear “oh for Calestia’s sake, Rose you really have to stop doing that”
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Twilight and her friends had just dropped Rainbow off at the hospital and now they were heading back to the library, Applejack looked unhappy with Twilight “ you know, if you hadn’t of stolen from them in the first place none of this would’ve happened” she said angrily
“Now now Applejack darling, Twilight was only following her instincts” Rarity argued
“Ah Don’t care! She still did the wrong thing and now Rainbow Dash is hospitalised because of it” Applejack retaliated
Twilight hung her head, she knew that this was all her fault but she was just to curious at the time, she just wanted to be famous, famous for being the first to discover Alien technology, famous for being the first to make contact with an Alien race, famous for, Twilight suddenly realised what her motivations were, the reason she stole from them in the first place, she was being greedy, all she wanted was fame and fortune, how could she be motivated by something disgusting as greed?, tears formed in her eyes as she began to cry, her other friends took notice of this and Rarity put her hooves around Twilight in comfort.
“Twilight darling, what ever’s the matter?” She asked
“I I’m such a bad pony” Twilight sobbed
“What do you mean? Your not a bad pony” Said Rarity
“YES I AM, I stole something because I wanted fame and fortune, I was greedy, I was disgusting, I never even took into consideration what would happen to my friends and now Rainbow Dash is severely injured, and it’s all my fault, don’t you see? I picked fame and fortune over friendship, what kind of monster am I?” Said Twilight as more tears began to fall down her cheeks.
Just then a shadow fell over them, they all looked up to see a familiar figure standing over them, it was the captain, and he was holding a struggling Spike from the spines on his head, he dropped Spike and Spike ran to hide behind Rarity
Twilight looked up and saw that the captain had his PDA back on, so why was he here?
“Hello Twilight, nice to see you again” He spoke in his deep voice
Applejack steeped up to him with an angry look on her face “you, you put my friend in hospital”
“And I’m very sorry about that, I never wanted to hurt anyone, but she attacked me and I was simply acting on impulse” The captain argued
Again he made a fair point, Rainbow Dash was acting out of line “Okey ah’ll give you that one, but did ya really have to take her down that hard though? You landed her in hospital”
“And again I’m very sorry about that, but that’s as light as I can go, sometimes even I don’t know my own strength” Said the captain “now if you and you’re friends would just come quietly, we won’t give you any trouble,”
“What do you mean by come quietly?” Asked Applejack suspiciously
“Well, technically you guys just committed an assault so We’ll take you into human custody and then when you’ve done your time we’ll let you go, simple as” Said the Captain “ although we’ll leave your friend out seeing as she’s in hospital, and she’ll serve her time when she comes out of the Hispital”
Applejack thought that sounded more than reasonable and she could tell by the look in his eyes that he wasn’t lying, she turned to Twilight who had finally stopped crying and asked her “Twilight, the Captain here wants to take us into custody for illegal theft and assault, do you think we should let him?” She asked
“Well how long will you take us into custody for?” Asked Twilight
“A week tops” replied the captain
Twilight looked at the grownd in deep thought, then she looked back up at the captain and gave him a nod
My little Hoods shooting is magic
The captain was taking the mares back to his ship when his radio came to life as one of his men called him.
“Captain this is Roko, and we’ve spotted a shit load of flying golden carriages heading straight for us, what are your orders?”
Twilight over heard what he said and told the captain what it was. “Golden carriages? It must be the royal canterlot guard, can you ask him how many there are please?” She asked
“Roko, how many are there?” Asked the captain
“Two maybe three hundred” replied Roko
“He said there’s around about three hundred of them” Said the captain to Twilight
“That’s about half of the entire royal guard, each carriage can carry up to four ponies, so that’s one thousand two hundred ponies” Said Twilight
When they were back in the center of the town the captain ordered all of his men to converge on his position and they did so without any hesitation. They could all see the large number of carriages in the sky now, and the captain also noticed that right in the middle of there ranks was a heavily decorated carriage with what looked to be a large red throne built into it.
Two minutes passed and the carriages landed right in front of the crew, ponies clad in golden armour started dis-embarking from the vehicles and forming lines in front of them. Captain Angell also noticed a single stallion standing at the front of the ranks, unlike the other guards his armour was purple instead of gold, suggesting a higher rank than the other guards.
Just then the heavily decorated carriage landed in front of the guards, and off stepped the most beautiful creature any of the snow pirates had ever seen, she was taller than most of the other ponies and she had a Snow White coat, a lightly coloured rainbow mane and tale that seemed to flow in a non existent wind, she wore golden horse shoes, and a broach also made of solid gold with a very expensive looking purple sapphire in the middle, lastly she wore a golden crown o top her head with a matching sapphire in it. She also had both a horn and wings.
Seeing as she seemed to be the one in charge the captain took it upon himself to approach her, as he got closer he started to feel the power and influence coming from her, and he also noticed that while she walked she held her wings at full length. He wasn’t sure weather she was trying to look intimidating or beautiful but all he was getting was the latter, when they finally reached each other and she spoke.
“Greetings, I am Princess Celestia ruler of Equestria and keeper of the sun, who are you?”
“I’m Captain Dean Angell, leader of The Hoods”
“It’s a pleasure Captain, now would it be alright if we bring you and your people back to Canterlot? We have some questions for you” Said Celestia
“Okey, But first we just need to take a small group of civilians into custody” replied the captain
“Civilians? What civilians?” She asked
“Are you familiar with a certain unicorn named Twilight Sparkle?”
“Why yes I am she’s my top student, why are you taking her and her friends into custody?” She asked narrowing her eyes
“Illegal theft as well as assault, Twilight stole something very important to me and the she and her friends tried to kill us all with a motherfucking rainbow!” The captain shouted in defence, the captain of the royal guard, Shining Armour caught onto his aggressive tone and stepped forward
“Who do you think you are!? No one speaks to the princess in such a Manner!” He said angrily
“She’s not my princess, so therefore I do not have to show her any respect whatsoever, I’ll show her respect when I’ve got to know her” Said the captain
Shining Armour was about to make a lunge at the captain but the princess stopped him “calm down Shining Armour, he does make a valid point, and I take no offence to his aggressive attitude” she said calmly “but I still think you should let Twilight and her friends go, I’ll deal with Twilight but you must let her friends go, they had no part in this”
“No way, we’re taking them into custody and we’ll let them go when they’ve served their time” Said the captain, he noticed that she was getting a little bit angry and the Atmosphere was starting to get a little warmer.
“You will let them go or suffer the consequences” she said, at this point she was visibly mad and not only was it getting hotter, the sun was starting to get darker in colour.
“I’m sorry but justice must be served, we are taking them in” Said the captain firmly
“You brought this upon yourselves, GUARDS! sieze them!” As if triggered by an on switch, all the royal guards started pulling out swords and spears and pointing them at the snow pirates in front of them “now, surrender your weapons and give yourselves up, or we will kill you all” Said Celestia, the light changed around them, the Captain looked up at the sun to see that it was glowing a violent shade of crimson, bathing the sky and and everything underneath it in a blood red light.
“Ahhhhhh, So That’s how you wanna play hmmm? Very well then, WEAPONS!!!!” He Screamed at the top of his lungs while drawing his sword and pistol.
My little Hoods shooting is magic
The citizens of ponyville held their breath as they listened to the battle rage on outside, the sun was glowing an intimidating shade of dark red, dimming the light, but none of ponies dared turn any lights on in case they were discovered. The Aliens, although they were outnumbered were plowing through the guard ranks due to their size, strength and aggressive tactics
In sugar cube corner Twilight and her friends were hiding along with the cakes and a few other ponies. Twilight could barely believe her eyes as she watched the royal guards get killed, beaten or severely injured. She closed her eyes when the body of a royal guard slumped against the window and started to slide down it, leaving a trail of blood behind it.
“This is all my fault” she said “if I hadn’t of stolen from him none of this would’ve happened” Twilight hung her head
Rarity walked over to Twilight and placed a hoof on her shoulder “Now now Twilight, we all make mistakes”
“Yeah, and some of us make bigger mistakes than others” Said Twilight
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Outside the royal guards were facing off against the Aliens, despite having them outnumbered the royal guards were struggling to contain the Aliens. Most of the Aliens fought nobly with traditional blades and axes, but there were a few who were using a bizarre and powerful weapon the ponies had never seen before. It was a dark grey in colour and it aloud the Aliens to hit guards from a distance. The princess had never seen such power bore had Shining Armour, although the projectiles weren’t able to pierce the enchanted armour that the guards (and princess) were wearing the same couldn’t be said for the exposed bits of flesh on the ponies bodies. Due to her immortality Celestia was immune to the projectiles but her guards were another matter.
Captain Dean Angell was covered in blood from the many royal guards he had killed, not one of them had been able to land single blow on him, from sugar cube corner Twilight saw him, and not only that, she also noticed Shining Armour creeping up behind him, he was holding a heavy looking sword in his magic.
Without warning Shining Armour thrust the sword just as the captain turned around and it pierced the right side of the captain’s chest. But instead of screaming in pain and falling to the ground, he only let out a pained grunt and staggered back a few steps, he then grabbed the hilt of the sword and pulled it out of his chest. After doing that he bent it into a knot as if it had been made of rubber and through it away.
Everypony who saw this was left awestruck, none more so than Shining Armour.
The captain stepped forward and grabbed Shining Armour by the neck and hoisted him off the ground, Shining Armour choked as he attempted to attack the captain, but his bucks and punches cameoff as useless, the captain smiled darkly.
“Is that all you got, tough guy?” He mocked, he raised his right hand and took off Shining Armour’s helmet before dropping it onto the ground, he then raised his fist and struck Shining Armour in the face, affectively sending him flying towards suger cube corner. He smashed through the window and Twilight ran towards him to see if he was alright. Luckily he was still alive, but only just. There was a massive red mark on the left side of his face where the captain had punched him and blood was pouring from his mouth. Using her magic Twilight picked him up and made a B-line for the hospital.
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Seeing as these creatures were somehow immune to magic Celestia had to resort to bucking and punching, an area of combat she was not used to, although most Aliens she came into contact with were crushed with ease there were some who were tougher than others and managed to score some good blows on her. Just then she saw the captain and she flared her wings and was ready to attack, when she saw he had Shining Armour by the neck, all of a sudden the captain punched Shining Armour, sending him flying into sugar cube corner.
That did it, Celestia’s eyes started to glow orange and her mane and tale turned into massive pillars of fire, her blunt tiara turned into a spiked crown, her broach turned into an armoured breast plate, her horse shoes became long and jagged and her teeth sharpened to a point. She was no longer the sweet, loving princess Celestia. She was the merciless, bloodthirsty queen DayBreaker.
“CAPTAIN ANGELL!!!!!!” She boomed in her canterlot royal voice
The captain looked up and was taken aback by what he saw “ what. The. FUCK!?”
DayBreaker laughed maniacly
“What the fuck happened to you Celestia?” Asked the captain
“Celestia? Ha, I am DayBreaker” she said as she landed in front of the captain “and you are trespassing” without warning she telaported right in front of the captain and bucked him in the chest, sending him flying, she then flared her wings and took off after him.
When she reached him, he was lying on his back, he seemed to be unconscious. She raised her hooves and was about to crush him, but when she brought her hooves down he quickly roled out of the way and got back to his feet, wasting no time he raised his left leg and kicked her hard in the underbelly. DayBreaker fell to the, choking and clutching her belly in pain, when the pain subsided she quickly got back up and shot a breath of fire at the captain, when she finished she expected to see the burnt mangled corpse of her foe, but to her surprise he was completely unharmed.
“Impossible, how are you still alive?” She asked
The captain smirked “I ain’t so easy to kill” he chuckled darkly
Without warning he kicked her in the neck with all his might, DayBreaker chocked for air while holding her throat.
“It appears that I have underestimated you captain, immune to magic, immune to fire, you are truly the warrior I’ve been looking for” she said once she’d cought her breath “but, no matter
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Atop the ponyville town hall three young fillies observed the battle, their names were Applebloom, Sweetybelle and Scootaloo.
“Wow, these Alien guys sure know how to fight” Said Scootaloo
“Yeah, I’m just glad their focusing on the royal guards and not us, I’d hate to go up against something as terrifying as the things” Said Sweetybelle
Applebloom, who was looking through a pair of binoculars saw something that cought her eye “Hey look, is that the princess?” The three fillies leaned in to get a closer look, unaware they were getting dangerously close to the edge of the balcony.
“Well it certainly looks like the prin-“ began Sweetybelle when all of a sudden she slipped and the other two fillies attempted to grab her but one by one they fell off until only Scootaloo was left hanging on with the other two holding onto each others tails for dear life.
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Sweetybelle opened one eye and was astonished to see that she wasn’t dead, then she felt something wrapped around her underbelly, she looked up and was both shocked and scared Tom see one of the Aliens holding her, she was about to scream but the Alien covered her mouth.
“Shhhhh its Okey” he spoke in a deep yet kind voice “I won’t hurt you, now I think I’d best get you back to your family, do you jnow where they are.” He asked
“Well my big sister is back at sugar cube corner” Said Sweetybelle
Without any hesitation the captain ran towards sugar cube corner
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Back at sugar cube corner Twilight had returned after dropping her brother off a pt the hospital, but now she noticed that two of her friends were frantically looking around, those being Rarity and Applejack.
“Sweetybelle, where are you? This isn’t funny” Rarity cried
“And where are Applebloom and Scootaloo!?” Applejack shouted “this is no time to be out there adventuring its to dangerous”
Just then the front door opened and a massive shadow fell on them, they all looked up and were astonished to see that it was the captain, but it’s what was in his arms that astonished them the most.
“Applebloom” Applejack cried as the captain put the three young fillies down
“Sweetybelle” cried Rarity, she ran over to her younger sibling and embraced her, tears in her eyes “I was so worried about you”
Twilight walked over to the captain and looked up at him “what did you do to them?” She asked skepticly
“Well you should thank me, I just saved these kids” He said
“Do you really expect us to believe that you lying ruffian?” Said Rarity but before she could say anything else sweetiebelle stoid in front of her
“it’s true, he really did save us, we’d all be in Tartarus now if it weren’t for him” she said, the other two fillies ame to her side in agreement
Applejack walked up to the captain “look me in the eye, did you save these fillies, or not”
“Yes, I did” he replied
Applejack could see no hint of deception in his eyes, he was telling the truth, she turned back to her other friends “he’s telling the truth” she said
“WHAT?” They all replied in unison
“Why did you save them?” Asked Twilight
“I was not about to let three young kids get killed” he replied
“But, I thought Aliens are supposed to be, like bad, ruthless and Evil” Said Pinkie Pie
“Just because you don’t know someone, doesn’t mean their evil, surely you’ve learned by now that you should never judge a book by its cover” Said the captain
Hearing this gave Twilight an idea
“Hey, you said that you saved these fillies, correct?” She asked
“Yes”
“Well, if we tell that to the princess then maybe she’ll stop trying to kill you” Said Twilight
“It’s worth a try, but she’s not princess Celestia anymore, she turned into queen DayBreaker” Said the captain
“Let me speak to her then, she’ll listen to me”
“Let’s do it then”
But before the captain went outside he relieved himself of his weapons, seeing as he is surrendering he would have to be unarmed, he stepped outside
“DAYBREAKER! In the name f the Hoods, I surrender!” He shouted
In a split second he was surrounded by royal guards who were pointing spears at him then there was a bright flash of light, and there standing in front of him was DayBreaker herself
But before she could do anything Twilight and her friends ran up to her “please princess, before you kill him, at least listen to the story of what he did” Said Twilight
“Oh no need, I already know what he’s done, he put Rainbow Dash in hospital as well as Shining Armour” Said DayBreaker
“I know, but he did those things in self defence, and those aren’t the what I was talking about”
“Then what are you talking about?” Said DayBreaker, the Captain noticed her eyes returning to there normal colour ‘it’s working’ he thought
“he just saved the lives of three young fillies, if it weren’t for him, my friends would’ve lost the younger siblings, Don’t you see? He’s not a monster, in fact” Twilight hung her head “ I’m the monster, I’m the one who stole from him, I’m the one who’s responsible for all this, it’s my fault” and just like that, the firy pillars changed back to light coloured rainbows, her spiked armour plates morphed back the majestic pieces of jewellery they were before. The sun went from red to golden again and the extreme heat died down. Celestia opened her eyes
“Ugh, what happened?” She asked
“You kinda lost you your temper and turned into this evil version of yourself called DayBreaker and you tried to kill the Alien Captain” Said Pinkie Pie
Celestia looked at the captain and walked over to him “I am truly sorry for what I did, I just got a little carried away, I had no idea you saved those fillies, I am sorry “ she said “guards, lower your weapons, he’s no enemy”
Seeing as she told her guards to stand down the captain decided to do the same “all crew members stand down” he said into his radio before looking back at the princess “Now about negotiations of pea-“ he began but Celestia cut across him
“Not negotiations of peace” she said confidently “negotiations of an alliance”
