The Wendigo: Life without meaning is no life at all, and Anon spouts those very words every chance he gets. Sadly, Anon just doesn't feel like there's a point to existing with the living anymore, so he makes one Hell of an attempt on his own life, pumping his veins with as much junk and filling his lungs with whatever kind of smoke he could get his hands on, but someone just had to intervene.

The Moon: Sometimes Celestia's just a right butthead, and Luna's well aware of this. Once you live with somepony for three and a half thousand years, you get to know them. However, Celestia's latest puzzle cube has Luna stumped beyond felling trees, so what does she do? She enlists the help of her ever sickeningly bubbly niece and her... 'colleague', Twilight Sparkle.